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Ben Williams

I can’t believe there’s a nuclear engineer that listens to the DAWGS lol hell yeah nice

Blake Houldsworth

Nuke engineer here: Matt explaining physics is the closest someone who can’t do physics will get, but it still makes me butthole clench

Uncle Gravy

Matt at his most unlikable. At least Billy knows that he’s dumb.

Bill isn’t even funny dumb… he’s just dumb. He wants to be Matt and Shane so bad and it’s embarrassing

Imagine we could downvote comments like Reddit?

At what point is Bill no longer being ironic and is just stupid?

Erik Griswold

"I don't think nuclear energy exists" . Bill, you're fucking retarded.

Ross Pritchett

Billy sounds mad insecure when he tries to shit on the top minds of humanity lol. Dont you drive trucks bruh?

Kieran Gallagher

Newtonian physics is used to measure slow speeds like cars on the highway. Einstein physics measures particles traveling at the speed of light. Nothing more, nothing less.

Shaman remains calm in the face of doubt and lack of understanding. 💪

Gay Bill

Rebekah Dunne

Here for Matt talking math. Love it

so... depressed ugly guy music

Justin T Sciulli

Selfless plug: Planet Boy is sadboi break up metal to transcend the aesthetic dimension

Matt should go to college for physics. The ultimate bit: higher learning.

birdigonia

Two pelotons

BING BING

S.H.

Love Billy, but he's got a bad habit of quickly replying with "Huh?" when someone comes at him, and he's just doing it to buy some extra time to think of a witty retort.

Lee Bones

Pussy^

Lee Bones

Exactly.

Donkey Byte

Billys strong but not upstairs. Weak.

Alexander Khlapov

Matt is right, everything is made out of light and the force that holds it all together is Love...😄

Love it when Matt absolutely derails the pod and talks nonsense for half the paytech. So sick

Richard

Matt. What the fuck are u talking about

Pvt Maggot

His goatee smells like your mom’s pussy

Pvt Maggot

He was also a fag

Pvt Maggot

Fucking awful.

I love when Matt goes professor mode. Would love to see some more of his history pods too

Lmao shane what do you need more money for?

Shane needs to answer why he went on TFATK lol

Jon O

You guys deserve the money, do the ads!

Hayden

Bill spazzes every time about being gay and I fucking love it

Ant P

Do adds! Get the $100gs!

Ant P

I love Matt, but him talking about quantum physics is most retarded thing I ever...

Shane hates this cast now! Fun while it lasted.

Liam Meharry

Big dog's back in the driver's seat. Funniest man alive

Charlie Bischard

Shane just returned from talking about getting fired from SNL on every podcast on the west coast of America give the man a break

Matt, you should consider reading 'Godel, Escher, Bach, an eternal golden braid' by Stephen Hofstadter

RoadDogg

This was a rough one. Hope they get back in their stride because this sounded like a couple of guys who don't really want to do the same podcast any more.

H37

noice

Large Marge

I like him, but 20 year olds calling things "goat" constantly is becoming the gayest thing

The prince of podcasts is back

Get them ads boys

Tolerate Life

I hate ads…but you’re morons if you don’t do ads.

For our great Gods sake dudes, run some ads. But promise me you wont sprinkle them through the ep. front or back. But just get some ad rev goin for the goons.

Situ-Wei Zhong xian

Best comment, guest on the dark horse pod

Jacob Nottage

Can't stop laughing all day at Shane just dropping 'ding-ding' multiple times.

Superhater

your grandpa sounds like he rules

Is Matt ok? My grandfather started sounding nearly identical to this before being diagnosed with Schizophrenia

Greg

Such a good pateeeee a little much at the end with matt but the combo of dark chocolate and the return of shane . Im sure he was just amped lol

Nicolas

Ehhhmm. No. Check out TRUE ANON PODCAST though for all the scoops on Epstein/Maxwell. They have some REALLY well produced eposides

Y’all gotta check out “when Asians strike back” by Steven crowder

Definitely do the ads. Stack that paper and get a sex change.

Droppin' knowledge, dawg

seabass

Shane and 2 unhinged McCuskers

Darnold14MVP

I took quantum mechanics in college and let me tell you about Schrodinger's Cat. It's bullshit. It's an allegory to describe a probability equation. The cat is either dead or alive but until you collapse the wave function (open the box) you can't know the answer. It's more a result of our lack of a comprehensive quantum theory, which, as Matt described, we don't have.

Chill with the f’n google. Who wants to listen to you guys stare slack jawed at pictures?

Less Billy I hate that guy

shane has seemed distracted since he was on flagrant

Lmao Matt believing he can explain theoretical math after watching youtube videos is so fucking funny

Matt Earth Theory

Dang, bill and shane need to free their minds.

I love tuning into comedy podcasts for mathematical theory lmao

The fact that he is married to a cop is wild. How could she make such poor judgement in Matt?

Jam Central Station

It is platinum and somehow never gets old to me

Liquid Sunshine

Bro put some RESPECT on the Shamans name! Matt was killing it but the smooth brains cannot process his wisdom. Matt rules. SODTAOE

Wild ep.. hey Shaman, can you explain to me what the FUCK plasma is?

how much does gardini or whoever does the intro rock for the reg intro #MaseIsBoss

Jacob Ryan

Shane's goatee lookin Hella gayyy podcast good tho

Matt I think we got recommended the same YouTube vids. Godel and sets rule

Austin Robles

Gotta love Matt half-explaining mathematical theories with utmost confidence

gay

Also GEB eternal golden braid is a book to read on godel

Matt please read about Ludwig Wittgenstein. He does to philosophy, language, what Gödel does to math

Jacob Joyce

Hey Matt. I am a PhD in philosophy who is very interested in Frege, Russell, Godel, and the tradition that stems from them. I approach these figures from the side of epistemology rather than from an ontological standpoint, so I am not overly familiar with the implications they have for physics. It was a pleasure to here you talk about these guys during the cast.

ChrisG602

Charge it to the Game

Andrew

matt is definitely gonna get a divorce

Let Matt speak

Matt's autism on this episode was out of control! That fact that he was trying to explain quantum mechanics when he clearly doesn't understand was some of the funniest shit I've heard in a long time. You guys know blah blah blah. DARK CHOCOLATE. YOU GUYS KNOW BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Jam Central Station

yo pause yo pause

The giraffe

You can hear the excitement and then disappointment in his voice when Matt asked what bleached was

Robert

I’m a lyft driver guys and I was playing the pod and this fat bitch got in my car and then reported me to lyft cause she got into the car during the 5 minute coconut oil handjob and titty fucking section. She really didn’t like Gardog saying he titty fucked recently. Ok maybe I was rightfully suspended. DAWG life forever tho. Fuck these fat white hos

RIP to the boy Isaac Newton, left this earth without ever getting some sniz. Buhl went str8 2 heaven for his sufferin

CisGenderSam

Newton was an antivaxer and he loved our God. He was no fap too. He’s one of the bros.

Matt came with some absolute sperg heat for this one

Stephanie Wrye

Your GF has a point about the young babies.

The astrology fanboy calling Nerd alert on Matt. TISK TISK GAY BILL

Daniel Thornton

Sedonaaa

Bill the way you talk about pussy is ridiculous I use to talk about woman and pussy like that then I started blowin dudes like god built me too stop fighting it and call me I straighten you out big fella