Dear bros...

Die in a fire

jett rink

bitch go read a book nobody loves you

Brian J

Think of how dry a vagina has to be to write something like this

sounds like somebody needs their pussy ate

Hosk (damnedmelody)

jennifer wants to speak to the manager... i just downloaded patreon and got this, war mode, punch drunk sports and Dillon. i got months worth of content to catch up with.

spout your wisdom jenny. let's here some more insight

Nathan

What a dumb cunt thing to say

dude, its a dollar.... relax

You truly got their asses. McCusky trembling after this comment

Any ideas where that special is gonna be available?

You can tell it’s a sick burn by the laughing emoji.

This patreon gives zero fucks about you dumbasses. Give me your money. Take nothing. Have fun. 🤣 An entire month of excuses and mistakes ? Yeah, sounds like every other shitty Patreon.

Holy shit!!! Shane's on Rogies!!! St Rogie answered prayers!

Sydeshowbub

MF JRE GOD

I guess im fucking gay

Bro I was legit worried

Gotta have their supper before they can come out and play

Mike Hunt

I bet you picked up your welfare check first

Shit happens, you guys are still incredible to listen to. We can wait, relistening to the golden oldie pods

Bill, you punch like an incel pedophile

Ryan was raised by two moms.

Mike Hunt

You are a fag Ryan. Even if your trying to be funny. That would be worse.

It was worth seeing you guys in Austin ! So fucking funny. Matt killed

SODTAOE

They don’t have stores in Texas?

A fucking dollar? Jesus christ man lmao

Stephanie Wrye

Shane! Im going to Dans show tomorrw at the improv! That would be so cool if you were there!!!!!

I want my refund

Yeah man, you were a fag about it.

Ryan

while i dont want to be a fag about it, the lack of consistency in self produced content could possibly be a reason for legacy media's historical success. $1/mo isnt much, but $13,000 is. accountability comes with the bureaucracy of a corporation.

Except this time.... they bent us over 😭

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Im about to kill muhself

Paris42069

Bless up 🙏🏻

This is bull shit

I like Bill & Spud.

Sam

I dont understand it dawgs. Ur in texas just use lord rogies studio. U guys can cast from the float tank #BathBros

I've wiped the sweat from my brow, rinsed the dirt and grime off, and finished my supper everyday for a fortnite, and yet, still no sign of the cast.

jon mendoza

If you don't release the cast that means your gay.

Tick tok come on man!

Adam Skorupskas

release the cast!

Let’s gooOOoooOOoO the dawgs needs a red hot cast

Those Philly-only SD cards...

THATS 2 bonuses were owed

The Turkey

Its ok buddy

Anything other than 3½ inch floppy disks are for city slickers.

So ya can't afford a SD card

Need this on video too please

WHERE IS THE GAD DANG CAST BRO,IVE BEEN REFRESHING ALL WEEK.IM GOING AUTISTIC WATCHING SAM HYDE.GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.FUCKIN AMATEURS!

Austin Jordan

Right. People aren't gracious enough for what they get. Come on man. Patience

Austin Jordan

Hell yea. The brothers spud cast. Can't wait!

Polish Hammer

No worries big sexy, happens to the best of us.... keep on keepin on! Lol

..seems Spud has been working his whole life & never pulled a bae..where we need a break from baes to focus..Spud needs a good bae for balance..at least a quick ig escort to release his tension

Ahh, really sucks that they don't sell SD cards in Texas

Who’s podcast is Old Testament? Trying to find it

Derek Young

Yes. Can't wait for Spud too blame everything on jews and zionism while Bill says "dude, shits crazy"

Henry Schmidt

Love a working dogs cast

You know.... you try to be nice and let it slide; but this is getting outta hand. (HUGE fan bee tee dubs) we all got shot going on with ppl relying on us. DAY IN, DAY OUT. but hey if this house of cards wants to play games I’ll stick it out to the end and see where this goes... with mixed emotions, Sucio papi chulo Handy man STONK trader ENTREPRENEUR FULL TIME DADDY part time Zaddy

justgareths phone

Noice Our god is an awesome god

the DAWGZ get rowdy if they dont get their fix on time.....

show me where Rogan touched you

gabriel gomez

Where's the love for America? I didn't see any post about America's bday!!

I AM WAITING PATIENTLY

Eh...no bueno

Blessed is he with patience

The Bull just recorded his special, cast next week,

I’m FUMMIN, Ima need you to run me my $1 back ASAP

No need to apologize. Your the man matt.

Sam

Sacred Church Of War Modology

All good bro

Going to see Shane this Friday, really wish both the dawgz could come out next time, SHANE BRING MATT WITH YOU FFS.

this is the perks of only charging $1 a month don’t sweat it man

Whiners: untie the knot in ya damp panties, scroll down to the archives, and listen to Gerbies Grool

Andrew Laco

A blissful outcome.

I just want old testament #83. I need to hear Matt talk about his experience with JP.

Give us another hard tard history and We’ll call it even

RIP the cast

matt

had a bad day at work and u didnt upload a cast and now im gonna KILLLLL MYYYYY SEEEEELLLLLFFFF

Shid and piss and cum and fards

Late show was fucking legendary. I was the asshole in the front row dying

Lance

Fuck yeah

DankHill

thinking about taking my $1 business to the mini mart for a candy bar after this outrage smgdfh

Dudes gotta rock

g1d13

I'll never forgive you for this i forgive you

you should have brought lemaire. dude was a human sd card. just sit a camera in front of him and have him recite the whole show.

Toolman Tim

Shane’s dead and Matt’s gonna try to keep this podcast running to get paid until we all realize he’s gone

The bros are here to staaaaayyy.

Groff

If it isn’t obvious that he was joking about an sd card and blaming it on Shane..I’m not really sure what to tell you.

hell yeah! no worries, just missing on the dawgz

Kenny Kratchman

Real recognize real playa, it ain’t no thang, fucc da haterz

In the name of This: Our one true Pod, I ask for mercy to all the Dawgz that passed awaiting

Why didn't you just by a SD card Daddy warbucks.

Same haha

Thank you

I appreciate your candor.

Hungry dawgs need meat

levi mercer

Suck Our Dicks To All Our Enemies

Jack Troubadour

What does SODTAOE mean

Joe Mackey

Let’s………..GOOOOOO

Terryl Montgomery

Let's fucking GO

Of course I just decided to sign up for the paytch this week! 😂 don’t feel too bad Matt

No worries. Call wood, spud, or gerbies for a cast?

jon mendoza

thats tight

An extra serving of Billy and Spud?? Best week ever!

Thought yous were about to pull a history hyenas for a sec…

Tanner Mckinney

Bills gay and retarded. Shane’s the only funny one. Stop fucking up u idiot

Paddy Potato Monkey

Thanks Matt!

Luke

Praise

ChickenFingerCock with GluedUpSocks

Careful bro 9 or 10 more eff ups like this and I’m takin my dollar a month back.

Working man shows up for work on time

Can't stay mad at you guys! And I've tried

No Deepstate Shane to chill the TRUTH! I'm pumped!

The working skis need the cast! Thanks forever 🔥💨

I got the same news on fathers day cheers to you 👑

Optimus Piss

Let the little humper talk morr

Awesome good shit cuskie

Every warmode ep is a classic

Naw, we’re still using floppy disks.

They don’t sell SD cards in TX? Smh

Lasagna Breakfast

Glad to have my dawgz today

You can buy an SD at walgreens now for $20, Look for solutions not problems. It's all good though still love you guys

Pumpin the pod out for the swamp ass havin dawgs in the Midwest. Bless

Hi Bill!

Ray

Thank you for the update Shaman, Shane's hour-long special deserves his full attention. It will be one for the ages. HOW GREAT IS OUR GOD, and HOW GREAT ARE THESE DAWGZ??????

Love

Semen

All praise the shaman, our god is great!

Anyone complaining is not a true dawg. Listen to Old Testament in the meantime

TyBayaga

Psych Mode? Letsgoo

Thank Fuck

Jim Stancil

Friendl reminder Kevin Brennan has never missed an MLC

Superhater

The shaman has spoken

Jerry Sandusky is innocent. As laid out in the podcast "With the Benefit of Hindsight," he was railroaded and has physical deformities that likely totally sap his entire sexual drive. Shane was railroaded in a different way so MAYBE y'all are interested in not peddling a media-instituted moral panic/fiction, but maybe not

Matt the wise sage returning

Breton K Deardorf

I know hahaha how will we ever find an sd card in Austin?

Stayn blessed, bbboos. Love, bbgrrrr. 💋

Matt you fucking killed it Saturday.

SD cards aren't that much

Alan

These colors don’t run

Joey Maldo

🙏 🙏 🙏

It's all good bro. I've been going through the old cast anyway. St Rogies should have had the Bol on while he was down there. Wtf. Dudes totally comprised.

Tell spud get on camera. I love him.

Matt is FOR the dawgs

Jack

Inshallah

Tell bill alex gray is an evil hippie and should not be trusted and we’re cool

Yoooo lets fuckin goo

wHeReS tHe CaSt HiSsSs

Bryan Mahoney

They cost half that. Mfers just lazy

Robert Plank

I’ll upgrade my Patreon so you can go to the circuit city in Austin to just get a $50 sd card next time bud 🚬

Bro we love you either way come on now

masterofcruelties

You guys need to do a 3 hour regular ep and 3 Patreon. Or some audio of love making.

Anyone who hasn’t met Matt or seen his standup in person - you have to. Saw him open for Shaney boy and it was awesome. Got a picture and all. Thanks for all ya do mane

Rob Rice

Fuckin right

So good seeing y’all in Austin... I’ll allow it

Matt's in a zone..surely someone at the club has footage

I know we will all cum together soon. Keep the circle tight till then brothers!

Jack Bailey

Fuckin dork

Jack Bailey

Dork

Jack Bailey

Dork

Maxiefish

thanks Matt!

Amen.

Matt Earth Theory

Sick, no condom, RAW MODE

Jack Bailey

Dork

I saw The Shaman in a dream last night, so I’m pretty sure he is reaching out to the dawgs through the astral realm.

NoFamousFranco

If this was a free I would agree, but it's not. So fuck you, pay me is absolutely applicable here

How great is our God?!

SassyB

Hell yea, time for God Mode!

you need some tissues for your tears?

fucking cry about it

if you’re one of the absolute WEENIES complaining about missed pod, shut the fuck up. Matt does a fantastic job with the paytch. Get bent, you sissy scrubs.

Your excuse game is garbage. SD cards are not exclusive to the North East we have then all over the country.

So two weeks without a proper podcast? How hard is it to record for 2 hours once a week? Laziest fuckers around

Pretty piss poor if you ask me.

Godspeed is timeless..Matt knows what's up..& Masters of the Universe: "don't say goodbye, say good journey"

holy shit Matt... i just saw you and shane in austin and you fucking killed it man!

Billy & Spud are true working class alphas..but theyre willing to do labor work forever..theyre limiting their path to level up..War Mode should be on video casts..on youtube..Billy already has the house setup..Spud will easily attract baes to his DMs for natural selection..I told 'em

work hasn’t been the same but good to know we are being taken care of by poppa matt and uncle billy

Found out I'm gonna be a dad for the first time last night and now a Matt Bill Spud cast is otw, what a glorious week

Wawa44

Can definitely buy $20 SD cards at Walmart or CVS but a Cast with the War Dawgz is pretty elite

sounds like my ex-Tiffany

Damn I can’t stay mad at you

Andrew

Bless up

Shane is disinterested and busy..BUT..a captain stays on deck to level his boys up..and those boys level their boys up..this is the way..Shane will never abandon ship

CAP..we're all particles of the light at the center of creation..WE'RE ALL GODS..

i damn near broke my arm rage quitting a casual game of rocket league..its literally break time

New it couldn’t be us

I'm stoked for this there's no way it isn't gonna be sick

FOR THE DAWGZZZ

FYI: do not dive in raw w/ a vaxxd bae tho'..it transmits to the boys..the jewels

summer break for everyone..no apologies..sorry not sorry..

Dylan mcd

Locked and fucking loaded it’s war mode baby

Godspeed is from Star Trek..& infinite psychedelic journeys..its not about meth whatsoever

Jack

Dog SD cards aren't that expensive you can buy that in Austin. You don't gatta come in here with a reason like that it's fine.

I broke my collarbone this week because there was no cast

Hell yes. I love Spud and gay Billy 😍💕💗💓💖❤😍

Billy and Spud is a delightful treat, can’t wait!

Kruzin

What is Godspeed? Meth is not good guys I don't care if it's God speed or regular speed.

2 weeks without casting the boys are gonna be on fire when the king returns

Kruzin

I'm going to forgive you, but I don't know if I can ever forget how you played us.😢

Addam Carothers

it's all good, shat nation has been gifting us with some good content to keep us occupied. It would be hilarious to dicuss how war mode is just going to end up with billy and spud dating 🤣🤣

..

Sad, when one lover can’t realize the other has already left them. It’s not you Matt it’s Shane. Time to clip coattails and let the young bull rrrrrruuuuunnnnn

No masters, no God's

Can’t wait for the dawgz

Travis J

How great is our God?

Bald.

Stay off the weeeeeeeeeeeed

Praise Shaman

It wouldn’t have hurt as bad if Billy and sound didn’t skip too

No worries Shaman! Lookin forward to Spud and Bill

Hell yeah

C000Gi

I didn't care, i mean shit happens... but no SD card as an excuse kinda pisses me off.

T Oldacres

Been catching up on the old test, all good

My favorite kind of cast. Can white claw Billy come?

Its all good brotha 👌🏽

Thanks for the update!!!

Sup dawg

The Risky Motion

I was at that show too. Very fun

MoldyToad

🙏

Bro, I would have Venmo'd $20 to get a card from CVS.

Saw you guys in Austin at the first Friday show. Fucking CRUSHED. needed more Matt though

War Mode!

Hell yeah. I’ll take it 🙏

Please for the love of god, just stay rocking,

Phew thought the dawgs got a little too root in’ tootin’ down in Texas and we lost them

Bi Bud

Jark

Need some hard working Americans to tell it straight, enough of Shane’s city slickin lifestyle we need to get back to our roots

Phew... I was about to kill myself.

Good things come to Dawgs who patiently wait 🙌🏻🔥🔥

Ryan

You guys above and beyond for a dollar a month. We’re too blessed SODTOAE

Bills gay

Tell Shane if he is in Dallas and is hungry to go to New York Sub off SMU campus. Put that up against your philly shops

You’re letting that black pussy get to your head!

Friday night in Austin was fun af. You guys crushed it!!

THAT GAY BILL x STRAIGHT SPUD HYBRID

looks like it time for the young bull to be put out to pasture....if you know what I mean. I mean you should lead him into a field with bud light and scrapple and then shoot him in the head.

Myles Gilbert

Blessed 🙏

Another hour or two of J talk. Hell yeah

Jared Wilson

Hell yeah man. I was at the Friday night show in Austin. You and Shane put on a hell of a show. God bless dude.

This checks out they don’t sell SD cards in Texas.

Dan Tha Man

Got to see you guys Friday night. Plus got to meet Six, Kilah & Wood Man. It was fuckin' great!

Billy and Spud's Secret MattCast.

More Bill and Spud is what we want. Hell yeah

Finally the intellectuals can flesh out some questions without that simp present

Just took the barrel out of my mouth

dudeimarobot

Aye aye captain

You're the man, Matt.

Nothin like some good ol ball bustin while I’m rippin around my dump truck.

ain’t nothin a few hours in the content mines can’t make up for baby!

Colton

U tha man matty

I’m hard

I'll kill myself. I swear to God I'll cut my dick off.

God bless

fuck yes dude love gay bill and straight spud let's goooo

Tyfys

Tony

shit happens man, looking forward to the cast with bill and spudman

👑

DeAndre

God speed pilgrim

Never really thought about it as mentally evading work but goddamn if that’s not accurate haha

i guess itll do

1776

Hayden

How great is our god? We love Gay Bill

Praise allah

Maybe see you Friday in Fort Worth? That should make up for it

There’s a fucking Best Buy in Austin Matt. Ah, I’m just joking...kinda.

but but but shaneeeee REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Heavy Blessings ❤️🇺🇸

Curtis Wood

Godspeed dawgs Godspeed

Kameltosis

‘Sall good.

I'll always take a billy and spud ep

I’ll listen only if Billy doesn’t start crying

WARMODE!

Turkey Syrup

One love

Charlie

Swig of whiteclaw for the workin man

(‘-‘ゞ tyfys

Fuck yeah, I love when you guys do casts together

WAR MODE

Victor Herrera

Hell yeah im seeing Shane live friday.. lets go dawgz!! Hail Paimon.

Jr. Smith

God bless

God speed brother

Taylor Bunker

Fuming

Hell yeah