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We was spermz paytch

🕑 Added 2021-04-28 02:55:28 +0000 UTC

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Nice

No I mean Shane

SkiptoAcceptance

y'mean Matt?

Nice

It's funny how often Shane is confidently incorrect

D-V…..Sierra bro?

About fucking time

John Dabman

SAINT ROGIES SHOUTED OUT THE DAWGGGGGG

Non pay-tch pod is out boys 😎

joe wielgus

LMAO that Tommy DeStefano cunt actually stopped his paytch. Good riddance. SODTAOE

Earl Maverick

I’m shaking here

💦🍉💦

Its true they wouldn't pass on a burning man because thats GAY

1000% those kids that work there look like the virgins that tally stats because they could never ball

More like the wy-wy west

You dingalings owe us 2 podz this week

Jack

Instantly thought of shane. 🙏 close call

Jack

https://nypost.com/2021/05/02/gettysburg-battlefield-visitor-trapped-in-porta-potty/

Michael McKnight

great show as always

Truly, we wuz sperms\z

Ben Kizzy

Excellence every week but I have a request can we please get the Don Tommy Pope on.

Thank you, Scott 🙏🏼💛

justgareths phone

Here in australia a pack of smokes costs >$25 I have autism, and I have australian Though i am not a smoker Smokers are jokers

Tommy DeStefano

Joe’s in here defending the honor of 2 men he’s never met and who wouldnt piss on him if he was on fire. Way to go Joe you cuck

Tommy DeStefano

I was paying $10 Zack... and Joe Wielgus I’ll enter your mother from behind to prove I’m not. Set it up for me .. pussy..

joe wielgus

You're fucking gay

Superhater

Tommy where are you getting $1 smokes?? drop the plug

That’s just rude Tommy

Tommy DeStefano

Sorry Fellas, wasn't worth the pack of smokes a month it was costing . Last 10 episodes have been garbage. its like watching 2 16 year olds who just found out about drugs.. You guys are damn near 40 doing rambling hours on E Shrooms?? What's this 2009? I always said black folks were 10 years behind us in drug use.. guess kids from the suburbs are "black" too. It wasnt Lamire .. it was you to dummies.. see you in Harrisburg this weekend.. fight me if you dont like it

More history podcasts with Shane would be great too

Also, it has to be said. Barstool is not the bro skis. Portnoy is hilarious, 95% of barstool are DORKS

Michael Schmidt

My tow got carred

Powerful Primate26

It's badass b/c it's a picture of Gillis and he has a shirt on with Matt on it so you inadvertently get both guys on one shirt

i'll be straight with you. just two bros being straight with each other. maybe i take your money, maybe i take your butt. it's not gay if we're straight.

I respect you guys for not responding to the comments here. If you did, I probably wouldn't trust you to be straight with me. I might become afraid you want to get close to me and take my money or my butt. Even on your patreon where people willingly give you their money to get to know you better. I too live that post n ghost life. For instance, after I post this, I will vanish and you will wonder where I am. I will still exist, just not in this realm here. It's a healthier state of being and congratulations to you for choosing the better life, even if all us needy assholes start feeling un appreciated and insecure. That should never be anyone else's problem but our own. Good stuff as usual guys. Love you, support you, and keep letting them balls hang low. Let em wobble to the flo

they have merch?

Powerful Primate26

Shane Gillis the illest, Matt the Shaman, and the Beezer! See you Saturday night in the Burg boys. Gillis/Matt shirt cam in the mail today and I'm trying to get that bitch signed. TAOESOD

This episode is unreal. More allergy medicine and hero doses for everybody

Next skit better have a Comanche negotiator that just keeps screwing the pooch

We need a Shane special.

More like the Wa-Wa west.

Three 6 mafia camo is off the chain

Cant wait to do a mass swinging on normies massacre soon

Boys this podcast helped me today I just moved to Dallas and started at a company as a web developer but hearing the shaman yell “I’ll never get a job” made me feel so good about working at a regular boring ass 9-6 job

Raspants

I was jealous of Shane's gf until I heard she patrioted out for the anthem and now I want to be her best friend

Raspants

Finally its someone on my level

Raspants

Get the heeck out of here kamaltoe joe

"I got my toe carred...it was a joke"

sean graf

How are we back to complaining about liberal media for the 60th time.

Yes, at the 39 minute mark.

how dare you

I can't wait to see Shane "Rocky IV" this Aryan Author... And yes, she will definitely One-Punch Lemar/Apollo.

Anyone els hear my towed got car-Ed ?

The only thing worse than Matt's normal nonsense rambling, is Matt's nonsense rambling after shrooms.

i was at that sixers game bball paul killed it.

Tanner Mckinney

Great ep

Patric Davis

*Urban Shane Voice*

General Willard

Mike Pence Black Church Conspiracy > Gilly & Keeves

General Willard

Does boil/strain w/coffee filters (multiple times) lose you potency? I did 11g crushed up and did launch big time but maybe I wardered down my material?

Macaulay Culkin was not in Home alone 4

the Baetriot

39:00 “My toe got car-ed”

Bozeman was nominated for his role in “who’s my father” and a supporting role in “I am not the father”

"oo de lally"- some bear and fox bullshit

When we went to the moon guess what we found, it's white

Bill Calkins

Matt you gotta stop eating whole shrooms! It wastes some material. You gotta powderize them in a food processor and soak them in lemon juice for 30 minutes. It’s absolutely the way to go.

pfft, guys like them?

The dawgz need to give us a throwback and record a night paytch on cideeeees.

Going on a "punching spree" may indeed be the answer.

..youre wrong..youre gay..what else besides secret and war mode

I think you guys need a holiday from the cast. There’s some tension that needs getting rid of. Just my gay two cents.

wow. HERO

Ryan

Zyrtec is, like, the least sedative antihistamine.

joe wielgus

Saving this for tomorrow. Time for bed. Good night dawgs

Booker T

Just chew’em up leave’em in like a dip like real yung white male

Ground up shrooms in a smoothie works and is delicious. Last time I grew, used the smoothie method and can't recommend it enough.

Booker T

As aids

Booker T

Sports talk with Matt is always the best part of the cast 🤣

I download 5G and Matt said I was a homo

Dasha

stoked this one wasn't about matt doing mushrooms. I don't care, but thats just my take............am i gay?????

You Again.

Jared Wilson

Hell yeah man

Gary... wrong place

Weimerica

Shane rules, J’s drool

Booker T

That Three 6 shirt is fresh as aids

Wisdom power and might my guy

🙏🙏🙏

Wrong cast, dude that’s the type of talk that gets me fuming

The sooner we collectively stop wearing masks, the sooner this will all go away. If you go inside somewhere and they say you have to wear a mask, say no thank you. If they don’t want your business, that’s on them. I stopped wearing one Everywhere last week. It’s pretty great. Flash a smile. Move on. Fuck masks and double fuck Roy Cooper (NC)

Hell yah

brutes

ngl Shane has a strangely soothing voice.

taylor watson

It's very spooooky out there for Asians

Humberto Garza

Yus

Schiffty5

Yo. Talking bout car towed. I remember i was hanging with Tom at the taco shop and he always parked his truck out front illegally and got mad tickets. Never paid them. That day PPA came to put the boot on. Tom tells the guy “wait here” and calls PPA to pay his unpaid tickets. Gives card number over the phone and pays off tickets. Dude takes the boot off. I was like “why not just pay the tickets and then you dont have to pay the extra fines” and hes like “I do this like every 6 months. Its a convenience fee”

Our God is an awesome God 🙏🙏🙏