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Return of the King

🕑 Added 2021-04-09 18:34:25 +0000 UTC

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please do this sketch

Colin B

been there shane im not one w lasting friends

Jacob Ryan

Is there no paytech for this weeks?

If any of the guys wanna get together for a raid hit me up. If you aren't currently playing Escape from Tarkov then basically ur a fayget

Gilly and Keeves on YouTube. First one just dropped.

knowmadic

tarkov rules

New ep up on spotify ya turd burglars..

I'm gonna put the whole thing in

I started playing this game called Escape From Tarkov and it's likely to fuck up my life. If you die in the game you die in real life

Everybody get up.... its time to space jam

Love you fags

Devon

Dawgs, where do I order a t shirt

Shane is now the Twisted Azz Joker 😂😂😂

@Bobby, they'll be free on youtube

Where are these sketches being released?

spearmint or smooth have gotta be the best

That better be a zyn in old shaneo lip

once you've been WM-pilled theres no going back

No masters and no gods - but Matt, share the Barstarzz workout routine

This shit makes me realize how good war mode is... not even close, this is fun tho

Ate the Stone Soup in 1st grade in 1999 crazy

Lance

Fuck dude no shirt under the tracksuit jacket is grade a trash

Gerbz standing up to murderous squatters is actually pretty ballsy, he’s basically Brando in Waterfront

🔥 as usual!

'I have an unfortunate penis"

Why the hell is "tires" not a show yet. I'll belly ache all day about this

Tommy DeStefano

Matt please just do the fucking drugs man.. for weeks you've been talking about getting high.. 5 grams, Dmt, blasting off.. Just do the shit.. there's nothing worse than talking about drugs you're gonna do one day..

Sean M

I couldn't agree more baby girl

Matt's recollection of the stone soup folk tale has me fucking dying.

Inmate ID# 2904055

Why are people acting like theres not an elite group of pedophiles? Didnt epstein and maxwell prove this?

What a fucking legend

nah..dudes get rich, get bored with easy girls, & turn gay. it happens, unfortunately

YOU FEATHERIN’ IT, BROTHER!?

Matt thinking about the physical effects of manual labor: my lips would get chapped

good stuff

Love

MATT, stop saying lil Wayne is gay. It’s blasphemous and you’re just wrong, maybe birdman is but weezy loves pussy waaaay too much. And SHANE yes, being self conscious of your body is gay and a chick thing. That is all. Great cast.

Gerbeeezze

Today was a good day.

marshall hurley

Your hands are soft as fuck what's your problem 😂😂

You sound sad bro

new school transfer life..1st day..all the girls love you, thus all the guys hate you. pick steady baes, horseplay w/ the 'skis..by last day..all the girls hate you for not choosing them, all the guys respect you for being bros over hos..but by that time, another move, transfer, start over

"..was she Italian?? lol..it's so true..I see it as..Latin America, Africa, Italy..were once all the same land, when you look at ancient maps, before the sea levels..but wiggers is just law of opposites attraction

facts..4th grade..i dated the 1st girl to grow tits too..they weren't even big, maybe B cups, but 1st, amazing. shoutout Faye

😂😂😂😂(the United nations) sir your going to prison (Him) bet you im not

..Deshaun Watson..Antonio Brown..etc..soon as they want to be traded..all of a sudden, they get metoo cancelled..those team owners are bribing these massage girls into accusations, knowing it's guilty without trial

Nvm I just googled his height and weight and I would most definitely end up jerking him off.

Im gettin fed up with the massage therapist slander get thrown around. I put mf’s through pain w my massages. I wish DW had me pull up to massage him I woulda kicked his ass if I saw bird

DEREKvs TheWorld

matt is a basic bitch

seabass

The Slobodan Praljak vid that Matt referenced. Based af https://storage.googleapis.com/afs-prod/media/media:ae39c2114062402cb1cc47b3c2923e8d/576.mp4

The giraffe

In high school we had some parents of a chick who died in Columbine come in. The first 3/4 of the assembly were just like "Don't bully people." But the grand finale was all this weird shit about how she predicted the shooting happening. Not far off loose change.

Literally the opposite of everything you just said

loved the show today boys you guys rock. My wife wasnt impressed with your shitz carlton joke so no dinner for her tonight. She'll eventually learn the how to appreciate the subtle intellectual humor of this cast.