Eh...our god damn special guest rescheduled...but we're ripping today no matter wut

Stop cumming on your jeans Phil, Christ!

that u phil?

You old..and gay is funny

Not sure why everyone loves it so much when bill pinches shane and they play grab ass the whole episode. Remember when the cast was more conversational and less gay? Idk most of these dudes think gay bill n shane is funny maybe I'm just an old grumpy asshole

Gerbz is out here breaking hearts & hurting feelings.

Gerbz is dead to me

Ari is a jew.

wher da paaitch at

Need that paytch eppie

Jack

The youtube episode was killer. All is forgiven.

You guys are doing entirely too much goofin.

They’re leveling up on dmt

I'm also fumin gayness confirmed

Charles LeFevre

I'm fucking fuming

Where is the paytch???

Bill RuLeZ

Bill rules but he puts a damper on ol' Matt's natural shamanic energy

The Maxican

WRONG

Even the normies who are terrified by Bill agree he is the best guest, permanent third mic needs to be seriously considered.

Kameltosis

Episode. Now. Fuckin turds!

Neck brace AKA Jewish turtleneck

THE BOIS WANT BILL

I WORKED REALLY EFFING HARD FOR THE GOT DANG DOLLAR AND I REALLY just hope you guys take it easy on yourselves. If the episodes late than its late who gives an mother ef; you know what just take this week off you've been working really hard.

Jay Williams

same here brother... hang tight, almost the weekend

Jay Williams

bill a 2nd time would be better than any tryhard comedian would be, just keep the family eps rollin lol

Where the paych ep dawgs? I’m trying to get through a boring shift rn.

Ryan

No worries just get Bill back on, family eps are my favorite

It’s time

MY BODY MY CHOICE

You don't get vid on spotify???? First time using if that's so then spotify is weeeeeaaaaak

Bill McCusker, taking heads and rocking beds

joe wielgus

It's out on Spotify and what not ya dorks

Blame it on Lamorp and all is forgiven🙏

C'mon.

Steve Armstrong

This is the April Fools joke that hurt the most to be honest

Billy is great, but I need a little gerbs

What a great ep. Finally, thank the gods

Quit jerking each other off

You foolin’ or for reals? Free ep?

I got the free ep on my podcast app, but I need to see the skis in the flesh !

Billy the dragon master 🐉

I'd rather have Billy than Gerbs any day.

Dustin Fugate

Hot cast coming soon ?

dd

the final ski

Jack

No patreon cast for the Dawgs even 😤

Bill the Groomer

Matt Earth Theory

Billy is the ultimate Ski,

Times eleven thousand per month, plus a bunch of people who pay more, that’s a lump of pennies I’d appreciate for 2 hours work

Golllly it seems like you guys don’t even appreciate the 3 pennies a day I spend on the cast.

Dubious

Billy is always worth the wait

I mean I get Dad Meat not putting out anything this week...but I never expected it from the Dawgz.

The masses are getting restless, where is our god??? The skis are lost without guidance.

Grand Mogwai

C'mon man

Where the dawgZ @@@@

If a poc complains about privileges.. can we refer to them as a "lamaren"

Andre Alcantar

You people are fucking animals where’s the pod???? Longest week ever

dd

guy like me? doesn't like this junk

i was a little bit ticked off then i remember i paid more for coffee this morning then my sub

Apparently Lemorp wasn’t the only issue here boiz.

The Maxican

I think they died

Wow, how did we not see that coming ? We are all ski’s until we can lock down a slightly out of our league bae

Bring back the sexxual hitman

So no episode this week?

ApRiL FoOls

Thanks I really needed this laugh

Jim K

Theyre too busy cleaning up spuds driveway

I blame Shane’s girlfriend

You punks didn’t finish now you’re ‘bout to feel the wrath of a menace

At least Shaman gives us updates on the cast drop, that dude Billy will just keep us in the dark for an entire week and then tell us to delete our pledges if we complain lmao

The withdrawals are killin me

Dawgs it’s hot outside for work and I’m trying to listen to the skis

The Maxican

Shane's got 3 years before the heart attacks set in

Anyone notice Shane’s recent weight gain

>it's alright we're still ripping today 21hrs later

Poop dick

Is it fair to wonder... will this be made up to the Ski’s?

I'm getting real bad man got the shakes and sweats need that cast man 2 days late

It's amazing the skis can make it on time to their 12 hour shifts but the boys are late to their 1 hour goof-off session

Fuckin ari. What a punk. The dawgs are red rocket right now for this hot cast.

Just keep feathering, brother. Watch out for white chariots!

Sam

I heard shane ate some disco biscuits and locked himself in his room with darude's sandstorm on repeat.. matts been bangin on his door for 10 hours but shane just thought it was the KILLER bass line

More and more endangered EVERY day, the skis. ☹

Lance

I can’t stop saying a guy like me

Real eyes realize real lies

African Rose

This is a PA

WHERES THE CAST BOYS DADDY NEEDS HIS CAST

Can’t believe you guys did the skis like this

This is definitely some lord farqarrd shit. Shek 3

Jack

Lamare got time to do loud boys pod. Yall need to hire him back

2 hours a week. 2 hours a week.

Rick Lowery

Well that was a lie

Evil, evil, evil hippies.

Where the ep fellas...

If the episode isn’t out within the hour I’m calling the Dunkums

Austin Jordan

Patience is a virtue. All this bitching is weak

Dad?

This shits weak! Now i gotta work in silence and with no laughs, sounds fun.

Tibbs McFish

Damn I worked a 13 hour day so pumped for a new episode but still nothing? I'm crushed boys

Gay

Brett

Shittiest April fools joke to date. The Skis are waiting

Give the name

Bet ya you don't

Fuck

Guy like me? Hate April fools jokes.

Feel like my guy is dry right now

Liquid Sunshine

damn we got fooled

Yo

Jeff Braun

We've been April Fooled. Any news today I believe

Straight up fumin

I'm not mad. Just disappointed.

Ol and a pa

Im upset in the outputs of this establishment. I want to watch the pod

Judge Fudge

The Dawgz having known they had lost there battle of wits against this great enemy, had been trapped on a dead planet buried alive with no escape. The fury and emotion had bubbled to the surface, contorting their faces with wide eyes and flared fangs of rage and anguish. They cried out into the infinite black of space in futility. "GERBIEEEEEEEEEEES!!!" I picture shane as Kirk but we all know mccusker is the captain of this enterprise.

how smart are our creators, making us wait while we run outta time

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, where is the paytch bruvs

Stop j’ing your dicks to t porn and upload the ep

Jesse

Nick mullen needs to a monthly guest.

got em!

Dildo Bagginz

special guest was Joe Biden but he tripped

Breton K Deardorf

Gerbz or gtfo

smilderfield

guys, shane is super busy working on snl, cut him some slack on the release date for new eppys /good universe

fire lemaire!!

Who’s getting fired this time god dammit

Coriander Pyle

Shit, might have to listen to some old eps if this aint happening. Any recs, dawgs?

Superhater

best not be foolin

chiiiiiiii matt send it

Gonna have to go pennsylvania way and give matt a what-for.

Coriander Pyle

I neeeeed it

WOOF WOOF DAWGIE HUNGY

I'm so lost without you dawgz!!

🦧🦧🦧🦧

"Ripping today no matter what"... Come on dawgz. I'm gonna end it..

brutes

Good

Where the dawgs at?

Shrek 3 wtf

I love this bit. Running on McCusky time lol. I really hope the special guest was the spudman or billy.

Booker T

Back to back Beezer would be sick Him and Shaner’s pod rocks cock especially their new one “Twerk In Hell”

WHEN

African Rose

Is this some type of april fool shenanigans?

Shane's IG story 4 hours shows they were rocking some NBA Street on Gamecube at Billy's. My bet is a sneaky night cast dropped at 11:59

..wait this comment is blasphemy..what's wrong w/ Matt lately..I think bae pms slowly driving him insane..but he's stuck by law

Wasn’t right what you did to those ladies in Atlanta!

Drop the ep you’ve got hungry dawgz to feed

joe wielgus

Matt is definitely asleep already

Wana fight about it

Biden was coming on to let Shane have it for his family's murderous delivery trucks

No matter wut...

Grayson Thomas

im bursting

When bros?!? Imma explode over here.

Hey Shane gillis your fat

Wtf weres the ep

John Griffiths

Gerben’s hemorrhoids are flaring up

Crushin MyDinner

Ya had to go tell Sam Hyde where the nearest wishy washy was, dintcha?

JDFlowers3

WE NEED PHIL.

Was really looking forward to a dog girl appearance. Guess I'll have to settle for the real dawgs.

back to back beezer?

it was rogies

Hell yea. I’d love a Shane history podcast

Eh, forget guests. Just talk cool history shit...those are the best episodes. Shane talk history, Matt gets his shaman on, and Lemaire...damn, never mind.

Was it Dan Carlin?

Steve Armstrong

Any bets on why Ari Shaffir missed it?

Powerful Primate26

Is what it is. We show up for Matt and Shane, not guests, so bring it like you always do boys! I'm going to my first ever live stand-up show on May 1st, see you in the Burg Gillis!!

joe wielgus

Fire Lemair

Adam J Wilcox

When you guys gonna have spuds on

Richard Huntwork

Tim Dillion’s show has become unlistenable to me over the past year.

Jeff Braun

Seth Simons?

Jeff Braun

Solid PA. This Gilly and Keeves sketch better knock my dick off.

Brett

Is that true? If so which episode I’d love to hear it

Where are the boys!

Savita Bhabhi?

Nathan Clark

You guys should have another with Sampu Al Hydeh

garrett crews

Billy smoked DMT and denounced Trump on War Mode so if your guest wasn't Billy I couldn't care less lol

Thank god yalls paytch is a dolla minimum (PA) jmon now

Sam tallent said he was gonna be on

yall are worse than Mullen and Tim

Higher levels of autism

Fags

Bout to hit shane with an OL

fucking gerbies

Thanks big dawg

A sweet boy

SAM HYDE

The potential female guest is no more. Crisis averted.

Such a tease I am blue ballin for content!!

If this is an April fool who’s up for simultaneously cancelling the paytch? Lol

Busy cumming on his jeans

Gerbies got a huge piece from what I hear

As long as L’Ahmaire shuts the fuck up on this one, I’m finna be good fr

SassyB

Spud would be better anyway!

Dana Rigamortisaur

I had puffy nips for a short time at least.

matt

FUCK GERBEN

WE WANT GER-BIES 👏👏👏👏👏

Peanut Arbuckle

Recording and releasing today, or just recording?

Wes Christensen

Hale Paimon!!!

Last time my balls were this blue was when the lady boy I was tip deep in turned out to be an actual woman. Fucking gross.

Wheres the new paytch bo's

Brothers somehow cumtown is much more punctual with their episode drops lol how could this be

Shouldnt have booked Tiger Woods.

Charles LeFevre

Shout out double d

Austin Scott

Gerben :(

fvck..i thought it was dog girl..well if its her, she had to take a doggie call, i get it

Have Phil on and keep accusing him of saying the N word under your breath when he is speaking

Is Phil busy?

Fuck you Dan Soder!

Fedsmoker

yo chill chill chill the j's will come at you like they did cuomo. jews rock man

Was the guest Shane Gillis?

Matt Earth Theory

I’m fuming

Sam

This has me rollin B

Sam

Im ticked

Kruzin

;honesty will keep us together

Dog girl had to go to the vet.

Peggy hopping on the cast?

Skoal n Cidies

It would be wild if it was Ellory.

Skoal n Cidies

Damn it Gerben you had one job.

Andrew

Cock teasing me with these notifications

Derrick I'm keeping the baby, call me back

Praise dawgz

Brett

Gerbies and his god damn arthritis

This reeks of Jewish tricks

Justin Haug

Real nigga shit

Matt Collins

Pre crumb

Just had to be there

Tibbs McFish

Looking forward to it no matter what!

Mike Hansen

Is anyone gonna explain who gerbies is

Lee Singleton

What the hell could Double D be busy with?

The Maxican

God damn them

Anthony Whipple

I hope it's Gerbiez

Kippy'sLeftEye

Fucking nincompoop

Dam April fools got me set trippin over this

make billy mandatory 2x a month

Bruh bring back mulldog

Adam Skorupskas

the broeskies turned gay

Kys

Tim Coates

Ellory Smith?

Nick L

Making me feel like an April fool fr fr

One more post with bad news and I’m spamming this bitch with N words.

fuming

John Dabman

Was it gerbies?

Dildo Bagginz

We want the King!

MoldyToad

Bring back the DAWG Roll Call. It was sick

Dog girls back?

aPReHl fEhLLs

Victor Herrera

I dont need a special guest. Just gimme the dawgs

Fedsmoker

I'm fuming

Woppio

Grool me once...ehhh...we can't get Grool'd again!

dudeimarobot

I'm gonna pop!

Dammit gerben

gotta h8 it. Can't wait for the pod

Mike Hansen

Who the fuck is gerbies

He's just foolin'

Chris Mathews Jr.

how great is our Pod?

treacherous...

Matt quit April fooling us!!

“What is to give light must endure burning” - victor frankl

Did dog girl get a new toy she wanted to play with instead?

Dan Tha Man

THE DREEEEAAAAMMM!

Lets be real, Ghislaine Maxwell was pulling your strings dawg. She can't rip a cast until the summer at the soonest.

Who was it? I'm guessing Trump Daddy

BEAVEMACHINE1990

The Bull and the cosmic shaman is all that is required to make the magic

Dunkems got out of her restraints, eh?

Don't stress it dawg, sometimes the star don't aling. Looking forward to the cast whenever she appears

That’s very Shrek 2 of you

Shucks

Earl Maverick

Seriously you guys got the fuckin king Louis ck???

I’m devastated in this moment. The cast is my sanctuary. This is the worst day of my life right next to 9/11

Gerbiez tryna big dog the dawgs??

victoria one of the og cuzzie wuzzie’s hillyer

this is a sick april fools joke and i’m not sure how to feel about it

It’s ok I forgive u

Ah, who needs 'em!

Cmon st. Rogies

Now you gotta make it up to us by live streaming the pod on YouTube as you tape it

All this for a dollar

I'm not going to be April fooled that easily. Get boofed Mathew.

I'll pray to the vape gods and kush masters on this 🙏🏾

Brad Koehler

Look at these dopers

Chris Willey

Will they make a return and can we know or is it a surprise guest?

Wow, I can’t believe the Gerb-man would do such a thing

We are straight homes, as long as the Shaman and the Bull come through for the dawgz you will (or should) have 0 complaints!

Unless it was a war mode who cares about a guest

Roger Downes

All good. Just bring on the dawgz!

Gerbs pls

fuckin gerby

MillerLite30

EXPOSE THEM!!!

this wait is gayer than isis.

Fuuuck youuu geeerbiiez!!! Jk I lo you

How great is our god?

Even better

It was totally Gerbs 🤥

Sean P

Was it Gerbdawg?

Jared Wilson

hell yeah man

ayad yousifgucci

Thanks :(

123scooter

Ty shaman

Ugh