New Cast coming today

Does anyone know where the love of god goes when the wait turns the minutes to hours?

Smh y’all Hollywood now

Fire up the paytch baby!!

Release the paytch

Gin Rummy

Matt & Shane watch the Chunin exams lets goooo

Matt Collins

I Quit my job because of this podcast. And now I have aids. ✌

Fire the fat dude who doesn't know how to do his job and whose name I don't know or care to spell

I’m going to charge back my dollar

The damn dopers can’t figure it out!

when the paytch does finally drop I hope it’s just Matt and Shane , didn’t really dig the last guy. only have room for 1 mr. cool and his name rhymes with pain trillis

Hahaha. Here I was thinking Thursday was going to be a drag. Now I've got something to look forward to.

Chris Eggleston

Fuckin' fags

Im fuming! Where’s the paytch

the hype is reallll bwoy don't make me actually do work today

My teenis can't take the wait

give us the cast or give us death

Where ya at ?

I sponsor you dopers for 3 cents a day and you can't even get a hot cast out within 24 hours? It can't have to cool for this long

Jay Williams

man I couldn't make it more than 10 minutes in, JAM has the most annoying drugged out hoarse voice of any podcast guest.

Halal Cart Wash

Gay Matt

Halal Cart Wash

Man. What a letdown

Hunter Thompson

Luv the dawgs.

Jack

Chill don't make the block hot. If they want the product they'll find it.

Jack

More secret than stoner dads

Jack

Allhomo

Jack

Bonjour friend. I'm regular jack

Jack

Radio dawgz <3

African Rose

Evil hippies stole the recording

Jack

TEN YEARS LATER

regular one is long

Did they put the whole thing out normally instead of a paytch?

Fire the dopers. Matt get your shit together, Shane, keep up the hard work.

Us dogs are chomping at the bit!

Victor Herrera

WHAT THE EFFFF

I swear the only times I notice the “coming soon” posts are the ones where it doesn’t end up coming out that day. Not just this show. Just drop it when it ready. Don’t play with my heart!

The dopers are actually morons...

TJ from the Mit

Shout out to the DAWGZ edging in the trenches covered in guts waiting for the sweet paytch cast

Tight

🤣🤣🤣 you got your boys guts in your hands, you just wanna beat off, and all you need is the DAWGZ to finish, and nothing...

Weimerica

Def fucked up the Patreon recording

Lamorp what the heck

Who screwed the pooch on the paych upload? Imagine, being in the trenches, in the Pacific Islands and not getting to hear from your bro's?

my balls are blue

REGULAR EP ON APPLE PODCASTS

Nothin’ gay about two fellas making love

Snizzlemydizzle

Where all my tightwads at!

Where's the cast boieeees?

nuglrd

yeah roit loiyas!

You should show up to your colonoscopy....... drenched

Freaking doper dude

It's still today somewhere

Now I know how the girls I stand up feel

I tested positive for Covid today

Where is it

Dude, that's gay

Just text and let us know you’re safe.

Joe Kitterman

I'm scratching myself raw fiending for this cast. Been up since 3 am havent ate since tuesday night have to get a fucking colonoscopy today. And was hoping to catch some laughs prior. Oh well now I got something to look forward to after it!

Shiiiiiiiiiieeeet boys the cast is hot

Sasq Cornell

Dudes I’m so happy Matt n Shane are gettin hella skrilla off this shit.

I grew up with empty promises from my parents but coming from the Shaman and the Bull, Idk what to say!?!

Rob Cow

Hey fuk u guyz

Never have waited in so much anticipation for an episode until they posted something like this and turns out I was jebaited.

c'mawn bois i need that pcast!

I neeeeeeed dat video

smilderfield

mathew im not mad im just disappointed

Juggadad Hueso

It's on spotify y'all good shit

Rob Rice

12 hours later

DankHill

come on matt

Terry

amateur hour. what do you live in Texas?

woops u finna what

finna go to bed, night big dawgz

Finna not do shit

Let sleeping Dawgs lie

In these times of great need we must turn to the Old Testament of the Sacred Church of Dawgology to divine much needed wisdom that will guide us through these trials

Where's the cast? This is junk. You boys had too many cideeees.

Boyyyeeeeess cmawwwnn

Elliott Denham

It sucks it didn't come out but you gotta remember the teachings of the Shaman. Just chill and good things will come soon.

Aardvark

Hittin on that spottyyyyyyyy.

my german wiener dog sneezed on a puerto rican taco TWICE

don't worry dawgs, the cast will be out as soon as Matt finishes his college course on adobe premiere

wat happned

Knock it off dopers, where’s the Fkn cast.

where da cast at

i'm feinin' for the good stuff lamaire!!!!

“Black time” wearing off on Matt

Powerful Primate26

it's waaaaay past 2pm ya prick LOL Gillis is the greatest

The wait is tantric. ❤️

Eric Dressel

Liiiiiiiieeeees you motherrrrrrrrrrr JK. The longer I wait the harder I cum

Rob Rice

You missed your mark. I'm already drunk. Think itll be posted tomorrow?

“No gods No masters” fuck yeah Elon Cusk

Late

Fedsmoker

Thats crap lamorp

?

Also Jimmy Josh 3 legz dope as hell shout out to sickle cell Baltimore primary hub whatever fucking number it is

I know Matt made this post cuz no WAY the dopers were up before 8 AM

Matt Earth Theory

Josh rules

Where’s the pod mcusky. Give us the pod mcuscky

Ass

Jellyfish

In your

Stick it

You don't have wood waiting?

I want Josh to voiceover some tranny JOI vids for me

...

...

...

...

Lies

Tommy DeStefano

Why don’t you fucking weirdos just wait until you get the notification then click on it? Dudes talking about the got wood waiting ..

Tuff to record 2 hours a week man.. come on homies! I put in 50s and I love it. Find that shit

Steve Armstrong

Never trust a stoner

Bruh da fuhck where the paytch at

Regular is up nerds

You're fibbing, why you fibbin?

Naw

Kick rocks dorks!!!!

Fucking liars!!!!

Is the video not up yet?

yaaaaasssssssss!!!!!!????

i can't see ep?

Ray

God loves dummies

Paytch ! Paytch! Paytch!

yeah I'm watchin it

stop fuckin lyin

Regular ep is up

Seth is a gay name

Probly only need small scissors

It’s up!!!

I'll cut my dick off if this doesn't drop soon.

Matt isnt gay, man. Don't say that

That's not cool, bro. They're all gay

Bad news guys. I'm a close friend of Shane and Matt and they have both tragically been killed in a drunk driving accident. Thoughts and prayers to their families in this tough time. Also Billy is gay. Spud rules

The cast has dropped. Let you faithless swine repent for your sins.

We’ve been had boyz! The dawgzz must revolt!!

Dante

These guys are chasing Fuches

God damn dopers

we done got bamboozled

Them boys cookin

“Have some goddamn faith” - Dutch van der Linde

Nice

Rip Rush Limbaugh 😔

Stoners

Fedsmoker

still waiting and rock fucking hard lezzzz go boys

I forgot today was hump day until you fucked us

joe wielgus

Is this pod 6 hours long or what?

The only way this is acceptable is if Shane had to go to Suddenly go to the E.R for heart palpitations from CRUSHING too much ZYN...

Get Francis Ellis on

Superhater

matt's trying to play the paytch like its the stonks...he's trying to short us!!!

IceHamJello

I blame Adobe. Too much fun is being had with not enough knowledge.

Damn, Matt and Shane are probs struggling with grief from the passing of Rush Limbaugh. Take all the time you need boys. Love and prayers from Little St. James Island!

Damn Luis didn't do RAP today and then this? you can't throw autists off schedule like this man, we need our racist podcasts!

This is not shrek 1...

Mike Poppito

2 hours and 45 minutes until this is officially fake news

Obviously they meant 2pm Hawaii Standard Time

Cool story bro

Matt and Shane bring me flowers And they tell me they love me And I want to believe them. My friends say I’m stupid, But they don’t know Matt and Shane.

I will not forget this Lemaire

I would have just gone about my day forgetting about the pod until I was pleasantly surprised when it arrived. Now I’m furious it’s so late.

Adam Wolf

I blame the Chinese

Jack Bailey

This show rules. Fuck all the haters.

Fire Lemaire!!

WHEN WILL IT BE HERE!!!!

Hello nahh

Dana Rigamortisaur

Podspiracies. Mall of em.

birdigonia

Some real “thats’s not my job” you know who energy coming from Lemaire for this?

That's just silly, grab some buds and listen to the cast while making bank. Or be a boss and play it out loud lmao

How could you

This is costing some serious good boy points

don’t listen to the h8rs, still a loyal acolyte forever and always. take ur time mssp 😊

Shady249

Yo Fire your Producer...4 Real

Yo

Will unsub and give my precious sheckles to the fine boys over at WARMODE if this shit continues.

this is genius marketing lads

Victor Herrera

Don't tease me

Mike Hansen

Y'all are so gay for continuing to make posts weekly with no content and then still lying like a bunch of dog brains. Love y'all but still pretty gay. Gonna go listen to Collie the goat.

Andre Alcantar

When it said “new cast” I thought fersure they fired Lemaire after last weeks Ep. and it’s annoying this weeks hasn’t been posted yet

Kinda thought I wouldn’t get lied to after spending $12.5k a month on this paytch

fuck

Damn wth guys I called off work for this bull shit

You lie! -Chinee voice

Bruh 눈_눈

Do better Matt

Mass blue balls

Jack

SpongeBob time warp meme.

This is worse than 9/11

Let’s go

Earl Maverick

HrrerrnnnnnnnnnnggGggGgghhhhhhhggaaaaahhhhh!!!!! !!!!!

Matt u OK? Teasing us! Gimme the sugar!

Boys.

Lemaire so crazy

I paused my game for this!

Did the juggalos get shane?

Mr cool rolled again i guess

Press the upload button stoners

Worried sick

god dammit you guys, I pay a dollar per month for this shit, that's another dollar I could be using on my daily overpriced ubereats orders

God dammit Lemorp

joe wielgus

I feel like a fucking crackhead waiting for his fix

JhomasTudge

God hates fags. Seek The higher power. Amen.

god damn dopers

I have to assume this is taking so long cause the stoner bros fucked something up (looking at you Lamar)

I feel like a retard refreshing my patreon feed every 5 minutes. Need to get a job or a 🐶 🧠

Why the fuck you lyin

Matt runs on cpt

I prefer to believe that gay bill is somehow behind this

Billy would have had shit dropped in a timely manner 🤦🏻

Yus

Mike

https://www.wikihow.com/Build-a-Fire

Cuz y u lyin?

Why you hidin stoner Dadz? Everyone YouTube search stoner dadz mystery school.

2 o'clock japanee time zone

Alan

I’m scared for the boyz. Soemthing had to have happened

Steve Armstrong

Did he mean 2 AM?

Max

There are 500,000+ homes/business/utilities without power in Texas right now. That has gotta be at least 3 million Americans without consistent power. Let's all relax for those who can't even download it when the cast is up. Also: anyone got some links to help those who are fucked out Texas way?

Not angry Matt, I'm just disappointed..

one day Matt should have other Cusker clan members on. They all sound like real characters

seabass

The only possible thing that could make amends for this delay is if War Mode are guests this week

Matt Hefferon

Dopers are gonna drop the pod at 11:59 in a comatose state

Ain’t seen dawgs this hungry since Django.

Big talkers...

Waiting impatiently for the cast dawg

You’ve bamboozled me for the last time Mccusker

Shit day today. Need that sweet pod

Young bull must be on a whole new level of hungover. Legends never die boyeee. Finna listen to this when it drops.

The boys played us. Goddamn ash fools day

Mike

It's not that there's no cast, Matt, it's that you lied to me about it.

today is Santa Maria’s day 👏🏻 😇 ✝️

damn this one is really secret

No homo but I fuckin love all yall. Praise the dawgs🙏

LEMAIRE POST THE PODCAST YOU DOPER

blop blop it's ya boy

Raspants

Quit teasing me I charged my phone at the gas station for this

Hash Wednesday let’s go

Renoffle Nez

Misty Thursday and Brock Friday

Prob stuck at church for Ash Wednesday...

Where the heck is it?

Ray

It’s 2 o’clock somewhere, am I right?

2pm PST?

Nick L

Makin my butt wet AF no cap

Superhater

obviously the stoners are behind this late posting

U guys should just do 2 a week

Cmon bro u ain't doin 3 hour casts put it out

Charles Dias

At the gym, the juices r flowing, feeling good another dose of the boys are incoming

Any feckin chance?👍🤣

I got my stouties ready for the eppy

The dawgs’r hungry

Is it 2pm yet?

Adam J Wilcox

Did this fucking Darnell guy show up late again

More matt drug dealing stories

So true

Tim Butterly is a hero and I jerked off a firefighter in his honor. Fat. Gay. Ultra Retarded.

Jah feel

Curtis Wood

It’s so cold I’ve had permanent teenis can I get a manhood please

Hunter

I’m glad I don’t have to grind em to find em today

New cast today????

Fedsmoker

battle bots is back

I am grounding my bussy in preparation

Gimme that cast shaman I’m itchin for a fix

Gunna slide right up in ya real nice

will be watching like riggins watchin that dinner table

Halal Cart Wash

Don’t care. Just here for the Mullen call ins

Derrick I'm keeping the baby, call me back

Finna get drenched for this

YUS

Your mom+Me=69420

Cum Camels 🎨

Dustin Fugate

A wizard arrives precisely when he means to, SODTAOE

Ahhh vewwwry guuuud

We shall look forward to your drenched blessings

YUS!

Call off the Dawgs

Uhhhhuuhhhuh please succ me off

Steve Armstrong

I’m drenched right now

I predict a spud man guest spot. War room part 3 perhaps

This is what i like to hear!

Matt and Shane wuddup

don't talk about it, be about it

Daaamnn I miss you tho

Superhater

finna

Thanks g

Aardvark

Hungover.

I approve this message. -Trump

gang

furryshitkicker

Hardercore History!!!!!!

Powerful Primate26

About goddamn time, I need my weekly dose

Tony

lates better than never. love you boys, full homo

Matt Earth Theory

Let’s fuggin go!

Fo show...

Austin Jordan

Kid stealing. WOOOOOO!

Fuck yes the Dawgs are ready:)

Sam

Dude you just got me pumped for the new cast. Just some irish catholic boys ready to give it up to the lord

My whole life my dads always dreamed and hoped to find a brinks truck flipped over with the hatches blown open and money blowing around everywhere, I think that vision will always have a special place in my heart

Jark

Real shit - thanks dawg

Dana Rigamortisaur

My loins are bursting with excitement. Enough gay to go around.

Lee Bones

Woooooh

Alan

Hail Paimon

HEY EVERYBODY, WE'RE ALL GETTIN OUR DICKS SUCKED!!!!!!!

birdigonia

Just relistened to the part where you guys riff about nearby towns competing their retarded guys against each other for early special olympics. Amazing.

Bill Calkins

Get spud on this one been too long

Ash Wednesday cast. Going to be hot with some fasting dawgs.

Boner for breakfast?

Kameltosis

I’m starting to plump up

Yesssss! And got the email the sweatshirt is coming . How good is our god

Got the Henn and the Black&mild ready

That's pretty gay. Can't wait.

Tease

Fuck yeah I don’t even care if it’s gay

Tight

Matt IceBerg McCusker

Gimme the juice!

Start edging DAWG

thegaypowerranger

o7

Damn dude. Hilarious!

All praise be to Allah

Praise be to allah

Thanks boys now I'm hard. What am I supposed to do with that?

Ray

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!

Ray

Hash Tag Blessed!

A beautiful morning for street fighter and pizza rolls 👨🏿‍💻

Ray

Da Gr8est

C'mon man 😴

Lol this made me laugh

Fuck yeah!!! The only real podcast left!!!

Evening Y’alll from sunny Australia. Cunts

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Morning y'allllll

That's the kind of American engineering this country needs boys. God bless.

Praise be

Charles Dias

Godspeed you black emperors

dudeimarobot

Good morning sunshine. Bless up to all the dogs

#blessed Fuggin PREACH RAY 🙌

PUT IT IN ME

Inshallah

Finna

Humberto Garza

Hail Paimon!

African Rose

When's the new cast coming out?

Dan Tha Man

The dawgz need that live stream! C'mon, man!

🙏

Andrew

How great is our GAWD

You can't rush perfection, we get it

123scooter

SODTAOE

Let's gooooo

Joe Mackey

Good luck have fun and be safe guys thanks for the wholesome content

LETS GOOOOO

Kirk G.

Blessed