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The Book of Matt (Paytch audio)

🕑 Added 2021-02-04 01:26:35 +0000 UTC

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Chase

What if I told you the shaman had that dawg in him?

All hail the Dawgz

so dope dude! cant wait for book of matt part 2!!!

Travis J

So that's where Overlook came from

For real

Dude I love this.

Damn Matt

Yo Matt is TOP BOY

hey ya

yo i already knew matt ruled, i just didn’t know he ruled this much. a true og

Matt the type of guy thats always fucking girls "on holiday"

Matt is a shaman

Dawgz, it was a perfect day to recount the Book of Matt and reflect on our past transgressions.

While we’re setting traps for Shane’s Molly flashbacks, answer this, if we evolved from apes, how come there’s still apes?

Space isn’t dark, it’s just empty. I know ‘cus I’m gay. Reeeeeaaal fucking gay.

You better cut that crap right now.

Matt I love you but the light in space controversy is almost as retarded as amen and awomen.

Calvin Vreman

Lil Jahn n big Jahn eh

Ice Matt holy shit

This light in space conversation makes me think Matt’s heaps dumber than I thought

Austin Robles

New public episode is now one of my favorites. Haven’t even listened to the paytch version yet. Love y’all

Wow this episode is unreal

Logan Burgess

What a cast

A shawty but a goodie

Matt 'Heisenberg' McCusker

Mike Hansen

Yup H is so much cheaper. I Ended up spending 200k instead of 300k on it from 2012-2019. What a deal lol.

I remember reading a story (probably on Vice or something) about someone doing MDMA with their family, when you mentioned it (in the regular cast) I tried to find it by searching "i did mdma with my family". Search came back with a straight split of articles about how therapeutic it is Vs "WHAT EVERY PARENT NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT ECSTACY" scare articles.

Matt Kampf

Inmate ID# 2904055

Pill heads are honeatly the worst. Why not just switch to street drugs at that point? Never understood it.

Jonathon giffen

Great cast dawgz

Insane ! You need to write the memoir Mattberg slim

brutes

Hail him

I was in space recently and it was dark as hell bro. Praise god bro

WATER ISNT REAL

Billy Bats

Absolutely wild exploits Matt, sounds like you were King Scotty, or at least a Duke, for a while there. Glad you made it out of the game in 1 piece 🙌

"White Trash Great Gatsby" My young adulthood.

Jared R

Matt the goat

O'Connor on AYG was 🤣🤣🤑🤑

Jake

I won’t go off on the jews, don’t wanna get blocked but damn no video this week? I guess it’s back to T porn for this dawg. See you boys in a week. Hopefully

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That was a hot turd in a toilet bowl with no water. Grand theft auto has more believable stories. Young bull make the trade #mattforbilly

Maxiefish

dude Matt is reading this shit and trying to pass it off as real science with that "spinal fluid is one molecule away from sea water" shit. whyyyy https://www.waterislife.love/post/cerebrospinal-bathing-how-you-actually-get-brainwashed-every-12-hours

Your loss, hawt cast.

🦬

Yuppyslime

Dude, Iceberg Matt

StalkingDeebofromcuckvillesocal

I refuse to only listen

thanks, dawgz. great ep

jjmm

Great cast

This was one of the best pods I’ve heard in a while

As a sleepy head in recovery I appreciate the message.

Matt is the worst drug dealer of all time

LOL WOW

Yo Matt, the hood dude(s) you did pill shit with, if these names ring a bell, let’s chat — Khan, Saeed (aka Danny), Goose, B

StalkingDeebofromcuckvillesocal

What is happening! Where is the video please!

Nice job not scrubbing the name Lemoore 👍

Calling all pimps and gers

The skiis vs evil hippies

JhomasTudge

Ncaa football is coming back to EA Sports

DEREKvs TheWorld

it took matt 2 years to make up that lame story?

Darnold14MVP

Nah dude space and time are intrinsically linked and based on the speed of light, light interacts with matter, but matter bends space so that the speed of light remains constant and that's what gravity is.

Yuppyslime

No paytch vid?

Pat Fenis

Where is the vidjya?

Superhater

ima get ahead of this one and say #freematt

where's the video?

Chris sos

“Matt Mcusker, hes like the Delco Prince Machievelli. Tony turned me onto him”

The giraffe

Still on the free ep and this might be a classic

DEREKvs TheWorld

SPACE IS FAKE!

thegaypowerranger

Thanks guys love the cast

🙏

Lee Bones

Woooh boys are back!

Let's fucking gooooo

Beast

Hail him🙏😤

BEKFAST!

YUSS

You're gonna have to crank it on memory this time.

Where tha vid at dawgs

How good is our god?

Dang it Lamar, Stop eating stoner snacks and eat the mic. Do you wanna be Jamie or not!

Wow

Turn on the damn mic lemar

Nath

🙏

Ay Ton’, dese wise guys are ova hea’ talkin’ about some sort of book? On that fella Matt? Heh heh, I said no thanks my friend, I did all my reading in the joint, heh heh

Aaaaaaahhh let's gooo