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Quick paytch

🕑 Added 2019-10-09 22:19:04 +0000 UTC

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Abuelito

Lots of people are ditching tims $20 paytch tier, fertile ground for a $10 tier for biweekly eps.

Marcus Dickson

31:32 "i don't think anyone can open up my butthole"

Its official. My Hong Kong born Chinee gf is a bull after listening to this content. On our way to 711 for some skoal to finish the initiation. Our God is an awesome God!

Will be upping my brown nose $ count when possible. Cheers boys all jokes aside this is the only real poddy out there. Keep the content coming.

As a poor poor bull from New Zealand i am 100% being a cheap bastard and just pledging a dollar atm which works out to more than 1 dollar nz cause our fucken economy sucks more than our attempt at a millitary (we bought our 1st jet a few years ago) Anyway long live the bulls! Fucken hell yeah shout out mmm good boys Shout out Big sassy daddys All praise SHATria law.

My favorite was when Matt said he was doing “standing salutes” when he jacked off. Right when he would blast, he would stand up, throw his shirt over the computer, and bukake his laptop. Which we then found out why the cast was fucking up when he would try to upload the episodes. Also Matt explaining what a “French Bath” was was fucking hilarious.

Upped my pledge for the dawgz

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

lolll

Jon hamm is a dawg too btw

Bark at the moon for all the bullz and dawgz

ryan coats

matt and shane yall got me for 5 a month for life thanks for the content

My preferred pronouns are bull/dawg

HAS

The best cast of all time was the “MANHOOD” sponsored eppy. I think that’s when you brought up the completely serious no laughing Asian accent practice sesh (to date possibly the hardest I’ve laughed). It in no way was disrespectful either at all

Mad love.

Damn. We are so blessed.

Pretty well known around UT Hamm got Sigma Nu shut down for dragging a pledge behind a truck in a field and then lighting one on fire

The bulls out here giving shoulder wipes to the fucking haters with a polite “NAW!” Dropping hot casts all day, errrday! SUCK JON HAMM’s FAT HAM TO ALL OUR ENEMIES!

"The Bolls Discover Horseshoe Theory"

Toolman Tim

Hell Yeah! The podcast gods bless us with another Patreon. You queefs are one step closer to being on JRE

SUCK OUR DICKS TO ALL OUR FUCKIN ENEMIES!

The cast will live for ever!!

DEREKvs TheWorld

<3 <3 <3

The dawgz got your back

Taiwan number one ☝🏻

Pls have the lyft driver on, the guy seems next level

The bulls just hit 3000 patrons. Matt's baby will be clothed with finest silks at this rate.

DixonCyder

What an awesome god

Man I know there are some commies lurking. Matt is so fucking close. He was talking about how both parties belong to the same class, pointing out that even the “left” will dip into fascism to support their wealthy benefactors. If he had an open mind convo with a chill not edgy Marxist he would be receptive.

Oh shit. New Paytch, who dis?

D1rt$

Oh sheeeeeet

Yes! Shane come to Atlanta! We need you!

JP

The bulls coming out to philly helium show lets go

Hell yeah

JP

QUICK PAYYYYYYTCH

Matt Earth Theory

Thank you, Allahu Akbar

Running with the BULLS babybois

All hail the fuckin kings. Praise allah

Mike

Matt the dollar tree sells wicked small store brand condoms that you could definitely get to stay on your flaccid penis to pee into and whip like water balloons at cars

Treye

Drowning in fuckin content yo

Dan Tha Man

Shane is a fucking monster! Stop torturing Beezer! 😆😆

To quote a great man... “Hell yea” -Shane Gillis

The Paytch, as American as The Ghost of Chris Kyle and the spirit of 1776

God.Country.Matt 🙌

Joshua

Blessed 🙏✝️

Jon Weiss

How great is our God?! How great is this fambly?! Bless this house! Suck our dicks to all our enemies!

Macrodosing the Cast!

Nuthin but luh dude

Chris Willey

We appreciate you guys for standing tall more than you know. Stay up!

How can we not talk about fambly

ALL The Scraps

Blessed

Whoah.no way. time to break out the dong wax and dive into this paytch. Praise allah

Mike & kim - Travelbuds710

All love from liberal AF San Francisco Bay. Your content keeps me grounded in reality with the empty headed lemmings all around me with no original thoughts. It's like an entire region filled Matt's classmates... 😂 Gets mind numbing at times.

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Hell yeah boi. I’m finna write some bird poems after bumpin this shit

Hell yeah. See you on the 24th.