Episode .5
🕑 Added 2019-04-18 16:34:12 +0000 UTCYou're witnessing the creation of a patreon segment. Looks like its splitting between me negotiating with people on craigslist, a segment where I interview strangers on current events, and also I'm thinking of switching the mythology thing to talking with patreon subscribers since it takes so long and apparently the average person doesn't have 20 mins to chat with the dogs :( about celtic myths.
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Chris
Bro the Crieghslist calls are gold
Airsign
What do you think about R. Kelly?
I'm giddy finding these gems as I dive deep in the old paytch..
Grifterofease
12.50!
It would be awesome to hear you read lore and it would be awesome to hear more of these phone calls.
Love
Bruh if I had a phone you could read me a story
Please more of this! I was laughing my ass off!
Polish Hammer
Call me, I’ll go hard on Norse mythology son
joey wallz
I’ve got some Campbell on my bookshelf and might be do for a call
Anthony Whipple
This is fucking hilarious oh my god. I was cackling when you kept saying trying to smoke a fat nug. Feel free to call me to tell me some mythology stories!
Matt Farmer
Bless me with a damn call dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
what you wanna know about extractions?
😂😂😂😂 awesome
You can call and hit me with myths, also I'd like to pick your brain on some extractions.
Let’s talk penis envy boomers from philly. email me @ skateforlife@gmail.com
Email me Todric14x@icloud.com, I’d love to be in a eppie faggot
3/8ths is perfect for blazing fat nugz don't let him talk you out of it
Give me a ring. Loves me some story time. Also will accept BH pics anytime. rhoid or no
Ben Kizzy
Stump guy was a good sport
Ben Kizzy
nice dude
Jesse
Dial me in kusky! I’ll drop some Australian knowledge
You can call me bro. Get my number.
Stump Grinder. Classic
Leave them evil hippies alone doggy
Good job Matt. You trying. I’m from Illinois. Moved to Texas cuz unions. Started oil field. Beat up a cop. Got locked into oilfield. Gained weight, just lost the weight. Been highly entertained lately by joining a mega church, totally agnostic. Totally into trump daddy and big oil. Suh
Dark shaman! Dm me for my number. I want to hear about the myth of Irish indentured labour. We wuz slaves
Some classic Secret Podcast phone call action, hell yeah. And I'd be honored to talk mythology with the Dark Shaman. I could go on for hours
Love the prank calls. Id be down to get a call about the story of the Morrigan anytime.
That guy doesn't smoke nugs.
How about a segment where people tell you about the gayest shit they’ve ever seen, Or fags who do karaoke singing live?
mccuskie prank calls are a thing of beauty
Knock out teaser, if you want to hit up some patreon notty b’s in between Craigslist calls to fill up time hmu bb boi
If you ever want to bullshit about native life, dreams, and Jungian shit I'd be down.
You’re on to something... but also,still wanna see the folds of you’re butthole Ps you should definitely call Gillis every episode, you guys are a duo and make magic happen even over the phone lol
The stump grinder had me fucking dying
This is a work of art
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
hell yeah
Let me get some call time MAtt, we can talkabout mexican folklore and chaos magic. I can get spooky with it
This was godly 🙏🙏🙏
What kind of music do you listen to when you grind on stumps?
Keep up chin up, Matt! I think it's hilarious the number of times you almost lost your shit saying "smoke a fat nug", lol.
Damn non patreon bulls missing hot new casts.
Im ready to hear some patron listeners!
Ydna Ecap
Godammit the first 30 secs is worth the price of admission
damn Shane got caught sleeeepin
Ydna Ecap
Holy shit i cant wait to hear. Ill chat witcha! Freesies
Interview me pls
Matt Kirby
blahahahaha
Fuck yeah!
Hell yeh