LEZ FUGGIN GOOOO!!!!!

Amen amen amen!! Thanks for the wisdom, Matt

Wtf man

coooommee'on maaaan where's the cast dawgs?

Jess

Paimon has the boys now. Predicting we're going to get a real sinister cast on Christmas eve where they sacrifice Gerbies and drink his blood.

Victor Herrera

Where is our God

Jack

Cast.. looking for cast

Jack

Any new cast ?

Feed the piggies!!!! We need our slop!

Jeff

My new bible

Anthony

Any cast today?

true power is making the dawgs edge all day

Thank you for your service.

Just listened to hype beast paytch, too lazy to find the thread. Richard jewel came to work for my friends dad who was a sheriff. He was sooo racist. He used to stand on the sidelines at football games and call ppl monkeys to my friend and I. Also, the reporter was a Whore for sure

the boys are being mr cool, too cool to record this weeks ep

Am not good at reading instructions so i just blow everybody 🤷🏽‍♂️

I thought I had like 115 more episodes to listen to but it turns out they don’t exist.

masterofcruelties

I work for Sir

Gin Rummy

Ya’ll better stfu or square up

Susan Bitchtits

This post reeks of mccusker misinformation superspreading

If you are going to talk politics, spend a good amount of time learning wtf is going on. Otherwise you are just adding to people believing bullshit, because the dawgs believe what you say.

i am absolutely not sucking myself today, but i did spend the recommended time pondering our finite nature. so today, i'm gonna get sucked. god bless mateo for this premium content.

this is blue balls thought there was a new ep

Matt Earth Theory

Done. What’s the next step?

Flipmode is the greatest

So I just got fired for sexual harassment...what did I do wrong?!

Mogwai Chrisanthemum

Fellas is it gay to suck your boss?

But what if I don't wanna suck my boss off. Are you leaving your wife to go on to suck off powerful men

Dylan mcd

Man... our god is kinda gay

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

contest the charge right now

Guys I just spent 200$ on a cam girl last night

God is so good

Salt life

Okay done. I think I got fired.

gay

Watched it. I’m shook

Hell ya brotha

You guys are cowards for not challenging the Trump vote. This whole monologue was meant to be cute. It's a diversion

Guess Matt got ahold of the stuff they give to Trump/Biden. Love it

Rob Cow

I shouldn't have slow-nodded.

Rob Cow

I did this and my boss fired me so that we could go on a date. Figured if I was banished from the psycho-physical realm might as well let a real man stretch me out

Josh Dennis

Can we flood every JRE and demand Gillis as a guest finally?

No Pippa!!

joey wallz

amen- I’ve missed too many weeks, need to get back to church

McCusks how many edibles and vape bags did you smoke before writing this?

Humberto Garza

Lmaooo

Daniel Thornton

Donkey

ankle_burn

This is why I pay you guys money!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!

Hail Paimon

It’s something I’ve been working on, treating my thoughts as a person, we can call him ‘Simon’. Sometimes you gotta tell your thoughts to suck your dick.

Maybe you could astral project and suck off your unconscious self

It is the way of the world. Seppuku him with your penis afterwards to show him you get it

But.. I’m my own boss. Time to work on my flexibility.

Sooo suck my boss!?

I'm rock fucking hard 🎸

hell yeah pimp

FeelinSmiles

Is this a dad meat take over

This verse comes from the Book of Billy Chapter 11 Verses 11-17

Crushed my To Don't list today.

Mr.Fucking Cool 😎

This is junk!

Time to suck today's dick.

Wawro

Honestly, give this a watch. You all deserve to know. One day, you're doing to die: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOY-jJeOeBk

B-Dawg

Never have I been hornier than this moment FFUUUUUJJ

Very Shrek 1

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

you know what u have to do

Uhm, Ehcuzeme? My boss is a strong, lez, woman? She is equipped with the power of being a healthcare hero,?, a lawyers education,? and the ancient knowledge of saying “interesting!” to everything? Uhm my boss is a gay fuck?

Umm pardon me Matthew my boss is a lady boss

Matt's on a sick one

Dad meat fuckin rules

JONATHAN A. MCSWEENEY

Its actually gay to get pussy.

Joe Mackey

But amen regardless

Joe Mackey

My black boss would literally kill me

AMEN

Crushin MyDinner

A true message of alkalinity, thank you Shaman

Hail Paimon!!

SPITTIN today is the first day of the rest of my life suckin for raises & monetary gains

My boss is Asian, I cannot disrespect him like that.

Crushin MyDinner

Psychological singularity of suckkk

Crushin MyDinner

It's the Manhood Canada and freeballing sweatpants

Funny enough just had my last day of work today and this is exactly what I needed. They asked me to do there exit inventory and I said nahhhh that shits gay. PRAISE THE GOOD WORD.

Krystel

Letzzz GOOOOOO

Are you not entergayned?

Ryan

I’m gonna take some acid today! Thanks Shaman!

Matt drunk in the am? I like it!

Not gay if you’re practicing for chicks 🤷🏻‍♂️

Truer words have never been spoken

Caleb Lainez

And I heard the voice of the lord say "whom shall go for us"? And I said "here am I, send me"!

I finally understand why Lemaire gets any airtime on the cast

If you had to choose who you gonna fuck? Matt or Shane? I'm choosing Matt because Shane is too close to shame.

Yes, only fags are gay

To which your boss reveals that he is actually you from a mirror realm that has come to guide yourself to this exact moment in which you have achieved immortality thru conscious acknowledgement

Kill her then shoot everyone at your old job. Then die like a man in a shootout with the police.

ElisabethWithAnS

Sucking your boss off on your day off (Veterans Day) is a gay ass power move.

Only a colossal faggot would be gay.

Leftist Matt trying assemble a fan base of unemployed antifa nerds. Ill be out here programming with the lad army to counter act this

Did Bill write this? #gay

I just got fired and my wife left me please help what do I do now?

Judge Fudge

Pretty damn excited about "temerity"

Why are you just reposting the plot to Fight Club...?

Ah yes, and so it shall be.

RyanBaldwin

And so it was said, and it was good.

Brother said something right there

My bosses wife is gonna be super pissed.

DannyBoy25

What the fuck hahaha

weekly email from the shaman please sir

David

I’m getting this tattooed on my back

Just so this drives Matt crazy: there's multiple typos. Love you dawg.

Jack

True true. Praise paimon

Wednesday wisdom: "Freedom through Fellatio"

Travis J

I am self-employed so I'm going to need to start doing some stretches

Chase

I mean, did u want me to wake up and have one of the greatest mornings... because that’s what happened after i read this

I'm fucking fired up

You mucking caps this early Shaman?

This is Biden’s America

Is this the dopers talking to Matt and Shane?

Oohh, velly powelfur risdom Matthew

You are a true rock star in every sense of the world... Live on!

Hell yeah preach brother

Well, mmmkay then.

the final stage of psychological flexibility and commitment. Thank you

Matt popped an addy

40 MORE GAYS!

I'm not sure I have what it takes to be a gay man in this economy.

Ok. But I’m the boss.

Russell Jackson

Amen brother

Ray

"Equipped with this ancient knowledge" Lol. the best

Thank you, very cool.

Praise Matthew

LEZ GOOOOOOO

FUGG YEAH!

dude that's so gay

Thanks for the motivation I needed to start my day

Matt are you on shrooms again?

Ray

FUCK YEAH

Inshallah

Ray

LEZ GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This speaks to me on a cosmic level

peachboy

*taking notes* i have lessons to learn

Couch

Sucking for success

Hell yeah

Van McNeil

Preach

Keep this gay shit on reddit.

f0rs4kin

LETA FUCKIN GO

bobby

Friendly reminder that we live in a simulation~

I’m Barack Obama and I’m gay

Tony

talking a little too much to santa maria this morning are we matthew?

Stokesy’s family friendly Halal Nightclub

Deep dives taking a toll on ol cusky here

You okay big guy?

Kirk G.

now THIS is the premium content we pay for

Very cool! Neat!

dudeimarobot

Let the suckfest begin

123scooter

Needed that

HOW GAY IS OUR GOD

Griot1420

amen

t-balls

Prayers 4 Matt

Charlie

Suck our dicks to all our employers

i’m gay

Alex

Share if you agree!

So gay dude

Praise God

Good morning Matthew

🤣Wtf

Our God... is so great..

It’s a Mexican suckoff

Hahahahaha

SODTAOE

chris williams

Holy shit that's gay

Polish Hammer

Hahahaha Amen brother!