Homosapiens Paytch (audio)

God Damn. Hurts my brain with the retarded Jew talk. How about Israel makes all citizens serve 2 years in the military and America pays for millions of people to come live here who are illiterate in their Own language. If the far left is anti Israel, and libs are retarded.. what does that say

Dip rules what u dippin Shane?

anon

Interracial and interfaith marriage is also banned by Israel. (Though they recognize marriages conducted outside the state) welcome to the fold brother

Utah dawgs wassup

i don't remember if it was this ep or the free one but the "dustin/bryson" golf shit killed me

shane you fat gay mouth breathing retard

woo gets me hyped

You can pillage my village anyday

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

hell yea dude. Good thinking. Actually have taken it down a notch and strictly gone for distance.

Hey Matt, the key to running longer is running slower. Trust a former fat idiot who is now just a regular idiot who runs a lot. You can get that mileage up by slowing down and not worrying about the pace. Also, if you run for a longer time that theoretically increases the amount of exposure to that intense airflow through your nose, which will only accelerate the contouring of your deviated septum.

Just found out i got a deviate sep boutta do the mccusky method

C'mon man!

Home ooooooooooooo

Ive been Deep Diving since '96

At the end of the youtube epi Shane started to say some shit about Bryan Callen before cutting off for the paytch...?

Raspants

Meg thee stallion was shot in the foot by canadian rapper tory lanez after partying with kylie jenner ... the "something bad" happened immediately after the shoot.

Fuck the haters Judge Shane Gillis. Dipping is fucking cool. #WhiteIsraelitesForever #SkoalRules

Alan

The Shaman talking to the spirits in a blacked out basement “I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me”

Go flyers

The giraffe

The Bus is a mantra for life. 3 yards and a cloud of dust. Smashmouth football...Pittsburgh style. https://youtu.be/Fa1TSaKmG2o

Raspants

Thanks guys you are easing my mind

Comfynat

Jews sucked at farming cuz the Talmud says they’re “too good” to perform that job lol they sucked on purpose

Can’t wait for Dr. McCusker to take all of us fags to fuckin school!

Hell yeah. Sodtaoe. Acquire a righteous woman, ascend swiftly

c'mon man

Show us this majestic fox fighting cat !

Love you boys but that was some real Reductive Ass Reasoning on the WAP issue

McCusker sold me on nose breathing FUCK. ALL YOU MOUTH BREATHERS

Judge Fudge

Finally, the high level retardation i've been waiting all day for. Busted my leg muddin' jeep wranglers up mountains on a 5th of Jamo. Been stuck in bed while it heals and was in dire need of some S.O.D.T.A.O.E.

Super jazzed to finally join the paych crew. Rabid dawg for a minute now.

SHOUT OUT, RIGGINS! Sheets nation! #shanetaclause

Bout to be a total piggy at 6:30 tomorrow morning, thanks bulls, much love

Working bois are coming like “piggies to slop”.

Use the Wim Hof breathing method for that deviated septum! Cmon, man!