DAWG ROLL CALL-JURY DUTY

Nicole

The endless game of thrones references 😂 guy drama is wild

God damnit i wish i found out about the cast months ago

Man, a couple Hundo to a couple Grandos changes everything. Remember, loves to all.

Click the original post and there are still 100+ slots open to watch the recording on Crowdcast.

The video of this will be posted right? Can't watch at 6

Look to the North West... PRAISE HIM

For the charge of Matt being gay, I will be rendering a guilty verdict regardless of the evidence presented in today's proceedings.

Erroneous! Erroneous on all counts! SODTAOE

Ryan

It won’t let me add into it???? Says error

Merfy Mac

Paimon? HAIL ASMODAI

👹Paymon Lives

ElisabethWithAnS

hell yeah 😎

DixonCyder

Reddit is gay. The cast rules. Pussies need to stop actin like dog brains.

Swells you better testify

Matt is dealing with a new baby. The only thing he is guilty of is being perpetually tired and stressed and assuming he is neither. He might look back on this "fiasco" fondly as it it represents a bizarre vestige of a digital world he no longer has the capacity to participate in. If you think Matt isn't funny anymore because of this nonsense then you never understood why he was funny/awesome in the first place.

patreon user

shane just wants an excuse to wear a powdered wig

Seriously dude the comments I'm seeing on youtube and paytch all because of a reddit sub? I figured most of M and S fanbase don't use reddit on account of it being full of smug self congratulatory pseudo intellectuals, levitating above everyone else with their intelligence, morality, philosophical and political takes.

Travis J

Depends on if l'american get the stream going or not and yes I'm leaving the typo in cuz it's badass

Travis J

Bring your A game. Looking forward to it

Rod Long

Fuck Reddit, ban the whole sub. Who knew it would fill up withcrying pansies the week after it absorbed 5,000 cumtown negofags?!?

This hearing should be held at the Portland Federal Courthouse. We will act as the Homeland Security agents fending off Reddit's gay lasers.

Hunter Thompson

I’m so gay fer yall

jaboonka

Paimon is gay.

My man, the NBA is cancelled.

Are you really trying to hold court on the most sacred day of all? The official nba restart? You must really hate your fans. How am I going to watch myself lose $300 on the blazers money line?

Hail Paimon

matt

glad i got in. hopefully im off work in time. would love to show you guys my teenis situation.

I don’t care

Hell yeah dude!!! Roll call is the shit!

Reddit is gayer than Isis

What kind of kangaroo court is this?!!?! Free that dawg! Right when he’s getting deep in that investojournies, you got these racist courts coming after my man?! BLASPHEMY!

Matt if you need Counsel let me know, I just failed my bar exam

Sounds full homo to me

Reddit is full of the fucking biggest babies, and I say this as a redditor.

Can we convict the Reddit of being gay?

Shit is 90s gay

John Allen McCusker and Lee Boyd the Plug

Ari would be a good defense attorney...

Jay Why

In these trying times, I think we all could use some words of wisdom from the Tantalizer.

I will burn down the court house if Matt is found guilty of any charges.

As an active admin for Psych Naw, I will volunteer to be 1 of 12 and represent my constituents best interests. No justice, no peace, no homo

Amazing

Fuuuck dude I’m gonna be driving home from work when this starts. This roll call will be too hot to miss

Is it going to be live on YouTube too?

I was going to suggest Bill as Bailiff so he could escort Matt to gay jail.

Charles Darkley

FREE MCCUSKER!!!

Trump pre-pardons Matt, makes him Drug Czar & Gillis goes on to sign on with a Sprint car pit crew.

HELLZ YEA

The hottest roll call yet.

Krystel

I believe we need a rep from the psych naw discord to serve as a juror. We are clearly the most balanced and calmest of all of the dawgs. 🙏🏻✌🏻🙏🏻

Am I gey to assume this will not be youtube?

Shaffir Gillis 2020 Fuck Joe Derosa

Ruth Bader Gillisberg

Matt is a King. Fuck those reddit fags.

Your honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of temporary homosexuality.

magic window

Teenis Lives Matter dawgs.

Free Radio Dawgs!

levi mercer

Matt’s a Democrat!! J/k.

Weimerica

Jury Nullification dawgs

Cocksuckers better make it hot

Nick L

Gay and guilty

Paul Fenz

Motion seconded

In Paiman We Trust

PLUSH KITTY

"Objection your honor. In the jury pictured in the post above, I see only two women that could conceivably get it. By that I of course mean engage in sexual activity. Now if the court will allow I'd like to show you all the pornography I keep on this tablet in my briefcase."

Jeremy Crosby

Gerbz is the closest genetically to a lawyer

Merfy Mac

Due process is the only way forward. Where do we sign up? I propose myself as one of the twelve jurists. I am after all one of the few first generation mixed race dawgs. I can speak for many. We are a broad church. ✝️

Snizzlemydizzle

Matt’s been acting like a real tightwad

Motion to nominate Bill for prosecuting attorney.

Travis J

Justice will be swift and fair.

Shane don't be gay. Wear a robe and a white wig.

TZ

There needs to be a prosecutor or this is kangaroo court

Dibs being legal counsel for the defendant

Ryan

If the Manhood don’t fit, you must acquit.

Holy fuck yall are hilarious. What a great idea. See everyone tomorrow.

Frankenbird77

Good lord this is going to be a wild one

#freematt

Character witness on the stand, Oj Simpson yaal

Fuck paimon, hail Billy.

I'll be there Mr. Mccuskies

For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

PuffyPup

Sorry OJ Simpson. Sorry Jesus of Nazareth. This is the trial of the Piscean Age.

Anthony Whipple

#freematt

Jarl

Dawgs I'm travelling for business fuck can't catch it live. Currently in sodom-capital™ Europe.

JH

What the fuck is Reddit?

Innocent until proven guilty in my America!!!

Good. This is needed and I 💯 trust judge Shane’s judgement

We the people gave OJ a pass to nail Jake The Plug

Guilty as can be

Victor Johnson II

Fuck yeah, this oughta make work interesting tomorrow.

Sad to see arson isn't on the list

Mikey Thompson

Time to determine if you are indeed a faggot.

Charlie

😂😂😂 brilliant description as always

Roger Downes

Strap in dawgz!! This should be a hot one.

This rules. SODTAOE

🔥

Hell yeah

Sodtaoe

Love u dogs