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🕑 Added 2023-05-15 20:16:35 +0000 UTCHere's my top 5 picks for this month. I'm kind of hoping Anonymous B wins this one. I've been wanting to write a Harry/Molly story for a while. And if anyone thinks it's cheating for me to tell you my favorite, I've done that in a few polls, and my picks have never won. I should give you detention for that.
Anonymous B
After the war, Harry is at the burrow, having a chat with Mr. Weasley. Harry's having a tough time adjusting to life after school, no more war, and a Ministry that needs him to help rebuild. They share a butterbeer that was tampered with by the twins (who survived). When Arthur thanks Harry for protecting his family and says if he needs anything, he only needs to ask, Harry blurts out that he wants a night with Molly. Realizing something is wrong, Harry panics while Arthur tries to calm him. In doing so, he accidentally admits that he wouldn't mind and even finds it a compliment. As the truth serum begins to wear off, Arthur admits that he's had a hard time of keeping up with his wife lately, being a few years older than Molly. Ashamed and embarrassed, Harry avoids discussing the situation for a few days, though he notices the compassionate looks from Molly and Arthur. When he finds himself alone in the kitchen with Molly one morning, he works up the courage and makes his move. I'll let Quill take it from there.
AndrewJTalon
Blowing Off Steam: Harry is a mess Year 5, and Lavender Brown is frustrated that nobody seems to be doing anything to help him with it. So she confronts him in the RoR after DA one night with an offer: He can do anything he likes to her. Her body is his. Because if he keeps this up, he’s going to get himself or others killed. Lavender is a bit nervous, but it turns out Harry has a natural talent for domination, and her good deed becomes a lot more... Lavender/Harry
Walkersebes
Harry Potter, Man-Who-Conquered, takes like a fish to politics despite his initial dislike of it and dedicates himself to being the agent of change the wizarding world needs. Easier said than done in the end since the old powers don’t want the status quo changed much despite his gained ground.
Enter Narcissa Malfoy, who, despite the very cordial relationship between her and Harry, always seems to act like a thorn in his side. Having been fed up with it, Harry finally forces her in a rather Slytherin way to a meeting to negotiate some rather important anti-discrimination laws.
Little does he know that’s exactly what Narcissa wants, and finally comes as clean as a true Slytherin can about what she wants, her removal from the Malfoy family and reinstatement to the Black family to work on her dream to bring it back to the heights it used to command. Well, there’s just one thing, what she demands of him, thinking it will be hard for him to accept, wasn’t a challenge in the slightest.
I mean, who the fuck would refuse a request like keeping the absolute MILF constantly swollen with children and barefoot while kicking Draco down a whole ladder?
Salvage48
Years after the war and due to less stuffy modern times. Hogwarts decides to teach sex ed. Flying instructor and or DADA professor Harry Potter is unlucky enough to be picked to teach it. His nieces are all embarrassed and very happy about it. Other students and possible teachers are also curious. (I would write this as Harry and Sinistra teaching the class, and they decide to give a visual demonstration. The classes are broken into boys and girls, but after the girls’ class, Harry’s nieces stay after class and ask for extra instructions.
MN01
Harry meets Rita Skeeter during the World Cup where he saves her from the drunk Death Eaters.
A greatful Rita strikes up a frienship with Harry and starts returning to her roots as a serious journalist that she’d been disillusioned from over the years of working at the Prophet as well as learning various secrets that shocks and disgusts her. With Harry as a new source, she looks into things and uncovers secrets that eventually get her fired before October.
Harry offers to silently fund the creation of a new Newspaper to compete with the Prophet with her serving as Editor-in-chief. This leads to the creation of The Oracle. A local and internationl British Wizarding Newspaper. After Harry’s name comes out of the Goblet, Rita helps Harry in dealing with the press and helps control the narrative.
After the first task, Harry decides to suprise everyone by inviting Rita to the Ball.
Rita Skeeter Yule Ball using Younger Miranda Richardson is the model. Did very few tweaks like smoothing skin, adding a slight tan, makeup, green eyes (Rita’s eye color is never described so I took some liberity here), added more volume to her hair and brightened it up a bit:
Anonymous B
Comments
Walkersebes
Honestly really honoured to be picked as an option, all of the options are awesome, any one of them are a good pick in my opinion ( I'm still gonna be biased a bit towards mine, sue me😄), tho Salvage48 and MN01 are also bombing along with Anonymous B. Sorry, but can't get the image of vapid, shallow Lav Lav out of my head.
Alann Lopez
If you hadn't put Narcissa with Harry I would choose the anonymous B
noru
Shame the Rita story is falling behind, the idea was REALLY interesting mostly because Rita is almost never given a positive role in stories.
Valthrimas
I’m a sucker for Harry/narcissa, couldn’t vote for anything else once I saw that!
Dr.Scribe
Good on ya. Our family had a thing about food we might not like as kids that has bled into other things. Three bites no complaints. Now it's more TV show 3 episodes, fic or some books 3 chapters etc before making up minds to continue etc
orthodox1057
I always vote Narcissa, but if the Molly one is the one you feel like writing by all means do so. I'll read it regardless. I might not like it or mayhaps I would but read it I shall.
Lettered Wolf
Agreed sadly I do think it was metaphorical, but maybe a physical ladder can make a cameo?
Darkanlan
Walkersebes had my vote with that line about kicking Draco down a ladder.
