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Space Explorers : Menage a Trois
🕑 Added 2016-07-27 15:50:13 +0000 UTC *come on you fucking thing work ... aha!*"Bridge please respond, please let there be someone still there ..."
~This is the Captain, who is this ..~
"Ensign Tetons ma'am, Captain seal off decks 8, 9 and 10 immediately, quarantine them from the rest of the ship. Forget forcefields, they're useless, lock the doors, weld them shut if you have to."
~Turdok get on it now ..... what happened?~
"We were completely overrun ma'am, our weapons were worse than useless, a direct hit at maximum power .... it was better than an electro-stim for them."
~oh my god~
"Too many of us were being .... taken, Lieutenant Lewinsky ordered us to pull back .... but they were already in the turbolifts waiting for us ....."
~Oh shit!~
"We ran, trying to find any way out ... but they're so fast and there were so many of them. One moment there were four of us left then I heard Meg scream, saw her dragged into a side corridor and ...and I was alone. I didn't see or even hear the others get taken ..... I kept running .... one of them was right behind me ...... I reached a lift ..... and the doors opened, one of them there waiting for me ..... I did the only thing I could think of and hit the deck. The .. the one behind me was too close to slow down, tripped over my feet and went headfirst into the one in front. By the time they got their tentacles untangled I was into Astrometrics and used the security lock down to seal myself in."
~hmm tentacles interesting Shut up Turdok you pervert ... I'm sending a team up to ..~
"No! Captain there's nothing you can do, anyone trying to get here will be taken and .. and changed into one of them. You have got to completely seal these decks off and keep them sealed until we reach a starbase. Maybe heavy weapons will have an effect of they can beam us out."
~Didn't you use heavy weapons? I sent a security team up with them ... Turdok what happened to the reinforcements? Checking, they should have got there ages ago~
=*pfffzzzzhhhhttt* eutenant Winds here *zzhhhttt* rmoury sealed shut ... some kind of alien goop covering the doo *sszzhhtttt* curity crew embedded in the goop, we'd have to shoot through them to cut the doors open =
~Fuck!~
"Wait Captain .... the armoury is on deck 5! How did they ...... ma'am the initial outbreak from sickbay ... there were six of them ..... Dr van Norks, three patients, two nurses ... and Kristen ...... there should have been seven."
~Kristen was the first infected, she infected all the others in sickbay .... then she must have gotten out somehow and she's been roaming the ship ever since ..... ~
"You've got to lock down the bridge and engineering, as long as you have control of those you still have control of the ship ...."
*swoosh*
"oh ... oh no ... I should have thought of that ...."
~Ensign?~
"they ... they've taken members of the crew ... they must have access to their memories ..... their knowledge ... like emergency door override codes ...."
~Get out of there!~
"I can't! Oh ... uh ...hi! If you've got the memories of the crew then you know who I am .... ? Oh great ... um then you know I'm saving ... *gulp* saving my bum for my wedding night and ... uh you know that means ... if ... if .. if you want to ... put your tentacles up there .. umm then ... one of you is, is going to have to marry me hehehehehehehe"
"please don't hurt me.... ....... oooooooohhhhhhhh hhhaaahhhh ooohh gently please ....... aaahhmmmmmmmhhhhh mmmmmpppphhhh ....."
~Turdok shut that off ...~
"MMMMMNNNNNHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
*click*
