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A Missed Opportunity

🕑 Added 2025-03-08 23:00:05 +0000 UTC

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Kayla Justine

How did I miss this update? Ahhg, cuties all around 😍😭

enchantedsleeper

Nice! I always meant to get a QC T-shirt and never did.

Mikey Bear

Yay when they discover the power of puns.

Mikey Bear

Anh trying to bring the "Like and Subscribe!" double-peace-sign open-mouthed-smile gesture to their very-not-online business model is crazy.

Opus the Poet

@BookBeard I have the T-shirt Faye is wearing in that comic.

Opus the Poet

Pest control, all the murders you want.

Opus the Poet

For some companies one 4 in a quarter is enough to cost you a raise.

Opus the Poet

Gotta wait for the consultant to get back to them.

Opus the Poet

@Michael is correct one of my nephews on the wife's side had an ear reattached and had leach therapy to help with healing.

Opus the Poet

Like the Greg Kinh Band greatest hits album?

Clifton Royston

But if they call her that, she might get creepy AI robots trying to hit on her by negging. Ou sont les negs d' Anhtanh?

Clifton Royston

Ah yes, in the spirit of Vint Cerf's lectures and T-shirts reading "IP Everywhere!"

enchantedsleeper

Sven just misses that blue booty :D (That blooty).

enchantedsleeper

Anhtanh.

enchantedsleeper

Depends whether she's paying on credit or debit, I suppose? If it's credit, the bill will need to be paid off later, and then it might be an issue. Depending on how much of her savings Anh felt the need to dump xD (But she also feels like the type of person who'd have a safety fund. For emergencies, such as "need new work attire, YES it has to be tailored, god, what do you think I am, an animal?")

enchantedsleeper

We need to start up a pun density score list. Can anyone beat 5 panhs in 8 lines of text?

Joe

this isn't anh argument. it's simple contradictiAnh!!

Trip Space-Parasite

That REALLY depends on what your business is.

CthonicBelletrist

Bubbles returns to find they have an employee while an exhausted Faye glares: "You could have prevented this."

ValdVin

"Our?" Big laugh from a little joke. The word balloon gives it great timing.

Miyaa

I am just shaking my head at this.

Hawkeye

Omfg I love this arc

Michael Steamweed

MAhnty PythAhn

Michael Steamweed

Totally uncovered USB-O ports! (to use 'em, you gotta insert, turn over, and turn over again)

Michael Steamweed

Spicy!

Michael Steamweed

You forgot the grease. Lots of grease.

Michael Steamweed

Yes.

Michael Steamweed

Yes! Jeph, get Ahn this! Set up another Patre-Ahn if you have to!

Michael Steamweed

Those two would go well together.

Michael Steamweed

I like your optimism. :)

Ailadi

Hmmm… word of mouth canhmpaign: “come in for your 34 month checkup! If you’re not in tip-top shape, our staff will help you with your warrAnhty!” And put Anh on the paperwork- they’d get paid AND hold manhufactures anhccountable. Might be risky though, we’re not business savvy Anhough. We’ll show ourselves out now.

Ailadi

Ikr? We usually lose at least an hour to the…. Ok, can’t think of something that combines “Bookbeard + rabbit hole” that’s not atrocious.

Robert L

I don't think phone payments can bounce like checks.

Darren Franzen

Wait…do we need an Ahnthem similar to our musical muse Moray’s? Faye might raise her fist Bubbles may resist This new employee Will they let Ahn be?

Claudia D.

Replying to William: I’ve read that leeches can be used after outer ear surgery to drain swelling. Honestly don’t know if that’s so.

Magic Chopstick Games

I mean, it was a fast, light job with in-stock parts, so it’s probably not gonna break the (admittedly light) bank

Melissa Wilson

Yes, totally. But he seems to be well on the way toward celibate monkdom.

Zig Justice

So engapenated

Stephen Wells

Ahn-tern or int-Ahn?

Stephen Wells

And "shareholder" and "adding".

Melissa Wilson

Blasphemy! No such thing!

Melissa Wilson

Gaping cable ports?

Melissa Wilson

I *love* learning experiences! 💕

Melissa Wilson

I really enjoy the opportunity to be thoughtful and make an effort to be both reinforcing of what’s working well & constructively critical of what’s not in a satisfaction survey. What I really don’t like is when the desperate perfectionism comes in because I know some places performance manage their employees based on survey scores that include things outside their control.

Am Queue

So what's going to happen when the robot with the replacement rotator cuff leaves before Faye finds out that Anh's accounts have been canceled and the payment failed?

enchantedsleeper

Technically, the money will come from Anh and go to Faye, so... Sure, why not? xD

Alasdair Mackintosh

But Yay is about to reappear, so Bubbles can stop hugging Roko and come back to work.

Carl G Knoblock

I have been sufficiently pissed on several occasions.

Carl G Knoblock

I only respond if I have something negative to say.

Carl G Knoblock

And I just followed you. That one is especially compelling.

Bagge

Now I want the pink haired dude to have a meet-cute with Beeps. They can fill out surveys together

Mark Nach

Not to ruin your fine jest, but yes, leaches are still used in certain therapies. It reduces the pooling of blood and helps prevent permanent harm to the tissue.

ValdVin

Wait, I recognize that "push the glasses up and rub the bridge or the brows". Claire does it all the time. Is this how Faye gets her first white hair? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5338

ValdVin

Dammit Malaya! (Oops. Force of habit.)

Shawn K. Younkin

Boobs! Boobs and butts as far as the eye can see!! It is both glorious and TERRIFYING!

William Cole

Is therapeutic leeching still legal?

William Cole

Naked wiring diagrams.

Fart Captor

I love this messy jackass idiot trash woman

William Cole

As when Pintsize redecorated the bathroom.

BookBeard

Last we heard she was considering getting a prehensile tail instead. No word yet on how that went. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5011

Miyaa

What sort of inappropriate calendar would a robot repair shop have?

Ailadi

If she comes back, we will get Anh’s-and everyone else in the vicinity- life story 😅. (It’s something about her face)

Ailadi

Which is why bidets for everyone!

Captain Button

But I came here for an argument!

Captain Button

What happened to that guy who wanted a third arm?

Captain Button

But are they on those exclusive social media sites that charge $1000 a month to keep the rifraff* out? * I.e. anyone who would blink at paying 12 grand a year to argue with people online.

Shawn K. Younkin

Goddamnit! If you make me fall down the.... and there I go. Fuck you, Bookbeard.

Captain Button

I've gathered that surveys have insanely high standards (as someone else noted below), so I generally don't fill them out, and when I do I rate everything at the ultimate top perfectly wonderful level. I'd have to be really really pissed off to submit a bad survey.

Captain Button

They will all be recorded in the Annhals in the Anhcives.

Shawn K. Younkin

It's not the assholes that stink, it's the poop that comes out of the assholes that stink... which leaves behind residual stink.

Shawn K. Younkin

Hey, better idea, charge EXTRA for the "creepy lack of boundaries!" Some people might be into that!

Shawn K. Younkin

Have you ever been in to a auto-repair shop? It's like 75% dust, 10% inappropriate calendar, and 15% tools.

Shawn K. Younkin

Here is where Faye charges for a full body replacement and storage fees!

Shawn K. Younkin

Nay BADFRIEND!

Shawn K. Younkin

I still hear the "donk" in my head when I read that!

Creeperkry

Ooh, I've read his self empowerment book; "Mark Your Territory" by IP Freely!

alphanor

How did I miss that???!

Sean Kinlin

This comment section has gotten too silly.

Sean Kinlin

I share my IP freely.

Maurice Kessler

Hey, if I got it wrong, so will Ahn. :)

Miyaa

BookBeard do not make me send the spirit of Terry Jones after you.

Miyaa

*sigh* GDI

BobC

Hate it when the weird ones are helpful. Irritation and gratitude don't mix very well. Says me, looking in the mirror.

BookBeard

She only calls her that when they are... debriefing. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4001

Shawn K. Younkin

Commander.... RIKER! Make is so!

Shawn K. Younkin

You don't do murder in your place of business! That's just unprofessional.

Shawn K. Younkin

Bad performance review, you get beatings! Good performance review? YOU GET BEATINGS!

Shawn K. Younkin

He didn't get a free arm, he got a joint thing (I'm too lazy to look it up).

Joseph Bonnar

If we were to put ALL the bad puns about Ahn into one post, would we have an Ahnthology?

Sparky

She’s trying. Love does weird stuff to people.

Ailadi

We’re so here for this 😁

Mark Nach

Sometimes the one you think is a leach may find a way to be a leach in your favor.

Xionwalker

People *like* doing that? Reviews are one thing, but surveys are always like "How scrumptious and enticing did you find your experience here? (we swear we aren't trying to influence you with clever wording...)" 1. WONDERFUL!! 2. Amazing! 3. Very good

Ailadi

I think you mean “Commander”. (Pssst @Bookbeard, you know what I’m referencing, please help? B/c you’re amazing and we’re 😪)

BookBeard

Two hugs actually, it's the rules! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4178

Maurice Kessler

Not after she stops paying for them and customers still come in with unreasonable expectations.

Joseph Bonnar

Where IS Bubbles? Faye needs a hug!

SilverbackRon

Yes, tell all your friends that you just got FREE WORK done at Union Robotics. Next page, there is a line around the block, but no money.

Claudia D.

Yay…….?

Yelling Bird

I don't care what anyone says, I like her.

Holly Nelson

The marketing might be correct, but only if Anh doesn’t immediately drive off customers with her creepy lack of boundaries. If I went in a dress shop and some rando insisted in paying for my posh frock, I’d be taking steps after I left, to evade a possible pursuer. I’ve watched too much true crime. First it’s an innocent frock, next thing you know it’s a hidden room in the basement. 😱

Magic Chopstick Games

Liked and subscribed

Eric Sieck

I mean...yeah, 100% right. She may not get paid (and in fact is paying) but she still works there, so "our" works.

Eric Sieck

Ok but if Anh pays for them, is that not a good thing for Fubbles?

Doc Gumby

Does panel two Anh lead us to believe she has a bunch of social media accounts? Why yes, yes it does.

BookBeard

Punchbot has entered the chat. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3594

Drazi

All 5's or the whipping gets worse

legobil

A robot hAnhd? Ok Ill see my self out.

Maurice Kessler

Great. This'll bring in all the poor souls who are hoping for a free arm replacement.

BookBeard

Someone is going to say it, might as well get it out of the way... Monty PythAnh.

Michael Steamweed

They might end up hiring her as their Marketing MAhnager. But at no salary, at first, until she shows she can help them. An unpaid Ahn-tern position, if you will.

Chris Warren

I like Morally Upright Anh. She's a sweetheart.

Michael Steamweed

Anh will probably, at some point, give Hanners a full bear hug. Much to Hanners's freakout displeasure.

Michael Steamweed

Excellent name for such a show. Jeph, take note! (and totally steal the idea, since sean kinlin didn't put the little [tm] after.)

Zig Justice

Man, for all the dirty, that must have been some hardcore mopping and phone call

Michael Steamweed

Sean Kinlin, your pun is spot-anh. Good work!

Michael Steamweed

Anh is definitely adding shareholder value to Union Robotics! (for certain values of 'definitely' and 'value')

Miyaa

Tomorrow: Willow finally gets out of Bubble’s chair when Hannelore gets this Jedi sense that Anh is near by. Naturally, Ayo and Willow encourage Hannelore to face her fears.

Miyaa

Sean… GDI NO

voyager-ngc5195

As someone who's worked retail, customer satisfaction surveys are the first step into corporate hell.

alphanor

In that last panel Faye is going all Monty Python - 'my brain hurts'!

alphanor

She already tried that at the wedding!

Sean Kinlin

Master of Business AdministratiAnh.

Randall Norman Pick

Good question at this point.

Sean Kinlin

After assholes have been rehabilitated, do they still stink?

Sean Kinlin

Is Anh an influencer of some kind? Or fancies herself such? Because that is some pose in panel 2. Maybe she has a YouTube channel, and always signs off that way. ... ...it's called "Anh: My Mind"

BookBeard

The urge to surround oneself with assholes is the debilitating final stage of Butts Disease.

Sean Kinlin

Faye's eyes are going to be sore from all the knuckle rubbing, though.

BookBeard

Surveys, stalking Hannelore, and annoying everyone she meets? All she's missing is the robot hand. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1900