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There's A First Time For Everything

🕑 Added 2025-01-28 02:44:13 +0000 UTC

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David Paul

I do appreciate a good solar system infographic, but your anecdote has not just launched it into orbit, but is accelerating out to the Oort Cloud. You should be proud of that 😎

Rawrisaur

It was some infographic poster about the solar system. I later teased her a bit about “squirting so hard it was shot into space!” Being the one who caused it, I still speak about it with pride 😎 (I don’t have much else in terms of sixth form accolades so just let me have this lol)

Opus the Poet

Kilopascals obviously. Well for women or AFAB. I have no idea what AMAB would use to measure their intensity because there is no one parameter to AMAB orgasms.

Opus the Poet

I like Marten's mom's cup , Worst Goth Mom.

enchantedsleeper

But it would be so worth it.

enchantedsleeper

:O So Ferrari and Mercedes are actually Yay... and Bubbles doesn't know because she was avoiding them! Plot twist!

Matt Pedone

Turns out all the people he's been counseling (except the football player) have been Yay in disguise.

panpolypuff

Richter? Damn near killed ‘er!

enchantedsleeper

I can't imagine how that would go AT ALL. So me too.

David Paul

It would be funny if it were a poster of someone you admired, but it would be funnier if it were something banal like... I dunno, an infographic about fungi or something?

Kayla Justine

Why is this my favorite QC comic *ever* in the whole library? 😭💗😭

Yelling Bird

I'd love to see Yay get counselling from Pintsize.

Halloween Jack

Jeph has shown that part of Bubbles in a Patreon extra. You'd break your hand, mang.

wingwhacker

Good god! She painted the walls with your love!

Opus the Poet

I have that shirt Faye is wearing in 4001.

BookBeard

Sometimes you gotta drown your sorrows in sourdough.

Rawrisaur

Based on prior experience with my ex, how hard she came *could* be associated with distance. It was an awkward time trying to respond to my mum when she wanted to know how one of the posters on my wall got a wet spot 😬

BookBeard

Or the richter scale.

Darnel D Cooper

*Shock* Bubbles!.....

Hugh Eckert

Long distance cumaround?

Afunnythinghappedtome

Actually, you could measure orgasms in arc-seconds, based on how much you feel the earth move.

Stephen Wells

Wardrobe malfunction imminent :) or at least that's how it went at Dora's wedding...

Stephen Wells

The SI unit for orgasm is SI (sexual intensity).

Stephen Wells

Bubbles opens the door and is buried in an avalanche of stale baguettes, it's been a tough week for Roko.

Stephen Wells

Denser projectiles do much better against air resistance, that's why modern tank rounds use things like depleted-uranium discarding sabot. This will answer the question of why DOES Bubbles have a butthole; the obvious place to store your depleted uranium is in uranus.

Corvus Cardia

It’s amazing what subtle yet expressive eyebrows can do 🥸

Richard Lindquist

People out here measuring orgasms in light-years smh

BookBeard

She'll never tell. Plausible deniability is a cornerstone of black operations. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3589

BookBeard

Personally I'm hoping Roko has used this time to bond with Aurelia over their shared frustration with Yay's vanishing act. I suspect Roko could use some of those mom vibes about now.

SomeTelephoneGuy

I missed his response, thanks!

Miyaa

I can’t even blame autocorrect for that one.

David Paul

A spanking, obviously.

Solomon Garland

Less funny answer- it's in her right hand, behind bubbles, being held carefully

Mark

There is I think little fear that Yay will be gone for too long. Jeff talks in this commentary https://www.patreon.com/posts/118110351 about some characters (like, surprisingly, Brun) not having enough juice to sustain any more stories, then there was this interchange in the comments- "Between revisiting solid old strips & Jeph's commentary cracking me up, I'm liking Directember just fine. (also hoping Yay still has the juuuuuuiiice)" CREATOR "yay is DRIPPING with juice"

Mark

Bubbles' and Roko's relationship has come a long way since their first interaction https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3331 , which Roko took a while to get over https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3415

Opus the Poet

Bubbles' first sex joke was a pun. What should her PUNishment be?

legobil

Oh no. I now worry. Roko, please dont be a mess. I’m not sure my feels can handle that. Bubbles though, best possible rescue.

enchantedsleeper

Not quite, but probably the most direct

enchantedsleeper

Wow, it actually went flying 😆

enchantedsleeper

I forgot we were given a shot of the in-progress giant dick xD

Opus the Poet

I recognize the song you're parodying, Long Distance Runaround by Yes.

Cozy

Yessssssss bubs

Shane Wegner

Bubbles was in the military, and apparently combat infantry or special forces. I _guarantee_ she's made sex jokes before, even if they were off panel. Maybe just not since The Incident.

Azrux

You can see her fall in love all over again in that last panel

Zig Justice

I think it's less "standard" in a "conforms to a specification created by committee" way and more "standard" in a "degree of deviation from vanilla to some fuzzy/fungible threshold" kind of way.

Alacrity Fitzhugh

Dirty!

Zak Reichle

Or Winston from the John Wick universe shows up 🤔

Jared Kolbly

To be fair, distance is also a valid measurement for some orgasms.

Am Queue

but lighter weight is farther distance.

Am Queue

Now it's stuck in my head...

Charles Hirst

Maybe this is what she needs? - https://www.yankodesign.com/2022/01/18/ikea-sofa-from-tommy-cash-collaboration-might-make-you-crave-for-bread-all-the-time/ {roll down to the unoccupied picture!}

Am Queue

I didn't know that deviants were standardized, I figured they were each unique!

Claire Rodriguez

YES!

Nutjob

Bubbles would need to switch from ping pong balls to at least billiard balls. Maybe tungsten cores for weight?

Anton

I love them so much.

Populuxe

Sex jokes aside, I really do want to check in on Roko. She’s become quite the tragic character. First the crisis of conscience that caused her to quit being a cop, then she lost her chassis, causing severe dysphoria in her new chassis, and now Yay has completely abandoned her. She’s been through some shit.

BookBeard

*cough*Winslow*cough*

William Cole

Hmmm. Is there a mythological figure associated with orgasms? Maybe Erons?

BookBeard

I like to think it's still there, embedded in the ceiling. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3157

Carin Maja Brooks

Bubbs, don't tempt Faye into figuring out how to incorporate your orgasms into some sort of firing mechanism. Intensity of the orgasm will correlate to the kinetic energy of the projectile, so the more intense it is, the farther you come.

BookBeard

Depends on what you consider a sex joke, I suppose. She had her "debrief" comment in #4001 which was certainly intended as a euphemism but it's unclear if the pun was deliberate. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4001 And of course, let us not forget the "sick burn" in #3502. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3502

Chris Ramko

Ayyyyyy

Miyaa

Tomorrow: Winston arrives at Coffee of Doom and Ayo must squeeze him again.

Andrea Andrew

Nice.

Anthony Gaglianese

First sex joke and it was a good one, well thought out, innocent setup, and then the usual deadpan delivery. I give an 8.7/10. I would give a 6.9, but the quality was too good to bring it down that much for the secondary joke.

Creeperkry

Units of Pleasurement.

William Burns

Every comic character is allowed one invisible bag of holding.

Captain Button

Stuck in the gravitic anomaly on the ceiling, like that other mug that never came down. [Summons BookBeard from the vasty deep.]

Andrew

The fastest trunk o’ junk in the wider state area

Shinymelon Fearnow

Falls over ded 🥰

Jason Wotzko

Or spending downtime as a sentient break making machine?

Noah

DAMMIT SEAN

Lightsabr2

Sounds like something an AI could mod in.

Hawkeye

*snrk* BUBBLES!!!

kris mitchell

Yay isn't bread though... Maybe they will be baking

Captain Button

Beauty is measure in millihelens, but that isn't the same thing.

Joshua O'Madadhain

Sean, that was an impressive deep cut. *applause*

BobC

I wonder where that mug went to?

Zig Justice

Standard deviants have orgasms too!

Captain Button

One of those mystical restraint disciplines?

Joshua O'Madadhain

Sean, no, Kinseys are used for measuring standard deviants.

SomeTelephoneGuy

Hur hur indeed... but - I also continue to struggle with Yay's abrupt departure 😕

Zak Reichle

"More-hurts" for the bdsm community, surely 🤣

Sean Kinlin

🎵Long distance - orgasm Long time, waiting to feel the climax I still remember the steam vent I still remember the time you made me fly Did we really wild play? Made it last all day? Did it go to one hundred? 🎵

Noah

I was trying to come up with Masters and Johnson’s reference, but that’s just so much better. Bonus: it leads my brain to “bisect angle” and thence to the obvious next step in the pun chain. Noice. :)