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🕑 Added 2025-01-26 02:11:03 +0000 UTCg'morning Porsche
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supercres
did you write this punchline before naming Ferrari? I hope so
Tim Starliper
Has to be Ford. "F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge"
Hugh Eckert
Me, too...
Kingfuzzyface
Not even joking i knew 2 sisters in middle school that were named Mercedes and Porsche. Porsche was held back a year. They had a brother named Ford
Halloween Jack
Spoiler alert: they didn't know about the secret quadruplet Subaru, she's a lesbian.
Eric Lusby
If their last name is Otto I'm outta here.
Minzoku Bokumetsu
ExCUSE me, his name is Aston Martin
Felis Obscurus
I've named 2 cats for cars. One is Miura. Before her was Savanna. In my head her show name was "Mazda Savanna RX Prescription for Chaos."
Felis Obscurus
I used to know a pilot named Allison. Named for an airplane engine.
Felis Obscurus
Ferrari made sense as a last name.
Ursus Ridens
I'm waiting to meet a Chevelle.
Ursus Ridens
And cousin Edsel....actually, we don't talk a whole lot about cousin Edsel.
awgiedawgie
Yeah. But Mercedes? They have a Porsche and a Ferrari. Mercedes are on the low end of so-called "luxury" sports cars in my opinion. I would have gone with Maserati, but maybe that's just me.
happy
I got my wish of a character named, "Porsche." Thanks Jeph 🥺
Elf Sternberg
Not BZ4X?
ValdVin
Plot twist for your avatar: Moray thinks "motorboating" means boarding Ol' Boaty. Nobody but The Librarian is going to correct her.
legobil
Plot twist: he likes motorboating.
legobil
The Wholesome Cult of Sexual Indecencies.
Sparky
Shenanigans were had!
el_zilcho
Plot twist: the guy Pintsize pegged before was the triplets’ brother Hummer
Maurice Kessler
In case we thought Pint-Size had become a fully-considerate roommate.
Fafner
Since upgrading his chassis to the femboi model, Pint-sized can get it. What "it" is remains unknown but it going to get got.
Miyaa
So Pintsize is like a void cat. Friendly as heck… but still a cat.
sjlxndr
Edsel was not ugly; Edsel was ahead of his time and consequently poorly received 😆
legobil
Also, I can’t believe that shirt, Pintsize. Well I mean I definitely can believe it, but still. It didn’t reveal as much last strip he was in. It’s amazing and hideous.
Stephen Wells
Shifting the dial from "Pintsize is doing therapy" to "Pintsize is starting a cult and the cult should be paying rent".
legobil
I wonder if they have a little Brother, named Harley.
Melissa Wilson
“That’s when you take a strap-on and-“
Miyaa
Mercedes was stressed out that her ex-boyfriend, Lewis Hamilton, is dating her sister Ferrari. There is a great Taylor Thompson standup comedy bit about that kind of a situation.
Melissa Wilson
Agreed; Mom’s name oughta be Dodge. That still leaves Chevy & Ford available for Dad.
Boter Bug
...Ferarri's name makes more sense now.
Miyaa
So… Melon? 😅
Gene
Man, I miss that show
Charlie Rose
Roomba
Cynical Rhys
It's nice that Mercedes was named after a marketing guys daughter and now people are named after her. The other two were just named after their founders surnames but Mercedes started as a girls first name, became a car name and is now again a girls first name
alphanor
Not by volume, but definitely by mass.
Jonathan
…Ferrari makes some coffee, Porsche drinks some coffee, and Mercedes goes to Starbucks!
LH
mclaren is actually all of their surnames
Jan Szejko
I searched the web and it seems that there was a "holy trinity of hypercars"
Populuxe
If she’s anything like the B210 I owned, she won’t be very good at anything, but she’ll live forever.
Bagge
She likes surprising people
Uniquitous
...and then the entirety of social media shut down forever, for there was nothing left to say.
SilverbackRon
@Creeperkry That would work better if their mother's name was Dodge.
Rob Vary
No, but their cousin AMC does.
w7com
That's it. I'm naming my next kid either Camry or B210.
Magic Chopstick Games
Ray, doing nothing but laughing through the whole call
Creeperkry
Jessica by the Allman Brothers Band starts playing in the background...
Creeperkry
"Get outta Dodge" has a whole new meaning for them.
Magic Chopstick Games
One wonders if Porsche ever enters Gremlin mode
Miyaa
Something tells me the their births was a part of a Car Talk call back in the day. I can even imagine Tom Magliozzi yelling “doesn’t anyone screen these calls?!” while the Mom gives birth. Luckily it was never re-aired.
Fart Captor
MERCEDEEZ NUTS
Rawrisaur
It would’ve been AMAZING if they were named Ferrari, Porsche, and McLaren. If you know why, then you’re a real one ;) [feel free to ask me if you don’t know though~]
Jeremy
Who do you see having a meet-cute with the floating slab that emits a low hum?
Thisguy
Ferrari Porsche Mercedes …
Carl G Knoblock
It was Corvair tha was unsafe, Edsel was just ugly.
Darius Jenai
Their dad is Dodge, and their mom just got tired of fighting over the naming rights.
BookBeard
Or not enough. Going by volume I'd estimate that all three triplets still only add up to like... 70% of a Bubbles.
Dean Reilly
Pintsize was counseling Ferrari while having weird sex with Porsche.
Michael Steamweed
Well, if we weren't sure they'd be recurring before...now we know for certain!
Michael Steamweed
Dunno, Jeph says there's a theme there, but I don't see it. :D
Packy Anderson
True story: if I was born a girl, my dad wanted to name me Porsche.
MikeT
Toyota was in charge of the live stream
Everett Bradshaw
Faye's face in the third panel is hilarious.
Robert Wrigley
Put the three of them in a trenchcoat and they can cosplay as Bubbles.
Joseph Bonnar
Ok, time to SHIP them all! Who goes with Ferrari? I'm thinking Punchbot, but I could listen to other suggestions. :)
LH
her kids are in unlicensed therapy now, so we can guess how that turned out
Hawkeye
Ferrari, Porsche, Mercedes huh.
Andrea Andrew
This is too much women for even Faye! Bubbles is all she needs.
Gary Walker
They were there to talk. Their brother Buick is still in the other room. He came for the pegging.
Amelia Lewis
Edsel just wasn't safe. Not at any speed.
Yelling Bird
I hear Mercedes is REALLY fucked up.
Byron Wright
To quote Jessica Rabbit: "He makes me laugh"
Joe
evil parentage.
Doc Gumby
Both have been known to explode without warning.
BookBeard
Pinto is their nickname for Pintsize.
Magic Chopstick Games
It’s the only way to live
kupo
I feel like we should all be more concerned about the amount of rizz Pintsize appears to have now that he's inhabiting a more human standard body...
Taigan
Thérapy à trois
Captain Button
We don't mention what happened to Pinto.
Andrew Denton
I'm looking that up.
Bill Silvia
Technicality he's not an amateur — his original job was the equivalent of a sapient emotional support animal.
Doc Gumby
A Southern cousin, Cadillac?
Doc Gumby
There's something in there about Pintsize being a good mechanic but this Brownie Scout isn't letting me find it.
Tudza
Their illegitimate sister Yugo. There is rumor of a brother Bronco.
BookBeard
It's true, Faye does not respond well to surprises. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=363
Sean Kinlin
Ah, Porsche Porsche real good!
Captain Button
Mercedes is the one with the big air bags...
Magic Chopstick Games
And their brother, Edsel, who they do not discuss in polite company
Captain Button
First Girl Wins
Sean Kinlin
Or the top, or charmed, or...
Populuxe
I guess Ferrari, Porsche and Mercedes are better names than my OC triplets Gutbrod, Wartburg, and Borgward.
Alcaria Swain
Quintessential Quintuplets was actually a good harem anime. In this thesis, I will prove...
Tannerbot
Dude has rizz for days. And apparently a soon to be thriving amateur therapy buisness.
Nikki
Totally called this.
Captain Button
Her husband paid more attention to his cars than to her, so she named them that in hopes they wouldn't get neglected.
Anthony Gaglianese
I mean.....are we TOTALLY sure it wasn't a weird sex thing? This is getting dangerously close to harem anime territory.
Sean Kinlin
Here are the cars, they feel safest of all...
Clark Wells
Their dad is a really big guy named Suburban
Captain Button
But which one is the Evil Triplet and which one is the Weird Triplet?
Melissa Wilson
Mercedes stayed home?!? But how could she resist those green eyes, that green hair, that crop top from 1988?
Shinymelon Fearnow
OMG Pintsize. You monster
Michael
Checking off that bucket list at warp speed
Ting
Tonight!
