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joe velsher

I love how assertive with her points Hanners is these days.

Stephen Wells

I think Faye said she was taking their room (it's larger) so Pintsize is pegging/counselling people in Faye's old room :)

Alia Åsten

This... this is me in the last 6 months... (I'm getting help now)

SilverbackRon

Welcome aboard Amos!

SilverbackRon

Carl, I misread that as "if any of them could get into someone's pants..." And I am thinking, no I don't that is in Iris' skill set. She hasn't been able to so far.

Jade Stephan

God, this is too real lmao

enchantedsleeper

So is Pintsize pegging people in Marten and Claire's old room? 😆

legobil

What a train wreck waiting to happen. I’m here for it.

Darnel D Cooper

(Chuckle) All right then.

Todd Ellner

ADHMe

Stewart MacWilliam

Pretty sure Pintsize has claimed the other room. I certainly hope so, considering the pegging.

Maurice Kessler

"No. Not THOSE pants. Ever."

Cole Blackblood

If you tell Iris they involve dragging Ayo out of the house and/or into a shower by force, she'd probably down for it. (Don't do this irl)

Miyaa

Maybe Iris can be like cats who can sense when a person is dying and be really friendly with them on their dying day.

Miyaa

It’s mostly puns that you missed and BookBeard’s ability to be a better search engine for QC archives.

legobil

She does bad really well! Badness checks.

legobil

Iris can do badness checks. Iris is good at bad.

joFinndian

Cue Ayo moving in with Faye and Bubs.

adrian koren

I was expecting the comic where Marten goes out without pants, but this was even better.

Aerin Moriarty

Sometimes Jeph posts comics that makes me wonder if he's spying on my life. I'm so Ayo today.

allanfranta

you missed so much!

Carl Cravens

If any of them could get someone into pants and out of the house, it's Iris.

Stephen Smoogen

Actually I could see Iris doing wellness checks as a job if the agency peered with the right kind of client.

Mark

Mwahaha! Actually, thanks for finding that link, which I meant to reference but didn't have time to dig up! ... and gdi, when I went to add it to my list, it was already there!

Sean Kinlin

Pants pans.

Melissa Wilson

🤣 The same rule applies to all those vowel-starting states in that chunk of the country!

Amós Batista

OFF: Hi there. After 10 years, I finally bought Jeph's Patreon.

Melissa Wilson

Yes! & I love this for her! Quite possibly her biggest breakthrough since she went to CoD with no pants, but even more meaningful, since this was a choice & that was not (since her new Rx dose was not yet right-sized)

Miyaa

No one wants to admit they were from Illinois. They either go Chicago or “near Saint Louis.”

David Paul

Oh, you did not just compare Hannelore to her mother, did you? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4309

Donna Flint

Well spotted, sir. Yes, exactly like that. Also like the three anthroPCs in a trenchcoat.

Stephen Wells

Hanners has some very reliable friends with an available spare room and an experienced companion AI. This could be an easy solve :)

Stephen Wells

Wellness checkmate?

Lea

oh good, you fixed the rss feed! thank you! :)

Alasdair Mackintosh

Iris doesn't do wellness, but I'm sure she does checks.

Darius Jenai

Pintsize is about to be available.

Fergus Murray

I wish this was less relatable.

Stephen Wells

Illinois was right there, guys :)

enchantedsleeper

Yeah, previously I thought that's how it might go, but I'm having a hard time imagining Ayo in the flat...

enchantedsleeper

Does she?

BookBeard

West illadelphia, born and raised?

Michael Steamweed

Slowly it looks like she's getting back to her earliest style. From the very first days we saw her.

Clifton Royston

It's a little scary how many of us have a gut level understanding of panel 3.

Mark

Hanners continues to take after her mother rather more than she cares to admit.

Mark

Just make sure that Gordon doesn't take part in the evaluation. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2334 to https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2337

BookBeard

This is the way. Free yourself from the tyranny of pants! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4294

Timmy

Love the deep cuts, thank you!!

Yelling Bird

I used to try to get my shit together to put pants on. Then I quit wearing pants. Problem solved!

BookBeard

I was thinking the same thing, she would benefit greatly from a companion AI, particularly of the Momo/Winslow variety rather than a Pintsize.

Nicolas Demers

Yeah, that was a bit part of the Companion AI program, wasn't it? Maybe the AI community doesn't need the PR so much now, but there are still humans who could do with a little more companionship

BookBeard

What, and carry them around in some sort of baby carrier? What a silly idea. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5367

Ursus Ridens

Well, I think they do have room, and could use the rent, yes? But exposing Ayo to Pintsize...? (No, not "exposing" like _that_, you pervs.)

SilverbackRon

I wonder if Ayo would do well with a companion AI. That said, I am glad she has a sister that is so willing to put up with her and help her out. Willow is such a good person too, I envision her as an endless well of patience.

SilverbackRon

So true

Bagge

...honey <3

pseudoclever

WOW Hanners looks like her mom in p4

Dan Curtis

Ayo's worries are real, I have trouble functioning when I live alone.

The Shadow's Lair

Me wearing pj's three days bc reasons

Michael Steamweed

And if Ayo comes outside without pants on, Iris then throws pans at Ayo, until she goes back inside.

Chauncey

As someone who recently started living alone, can confirm. Sometimes it’s a battle to keep it together without someone to help

William Cole

You snozt, and you lost.

JD

the third panel is A Whole Mood

William Cole

She's originally from illadelphia.

Joseph Bonnar

I came here to say that. My mom, in heaven, is cackling at me and shouting, YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE!

Captain Button

DD: Yes, if you consider 4 story comics and 2 non-story comics in 2024 going. He is certainly down at the bottom of the scale David Willis is at the top of. Right now we are in another "clueless middle school girl doesn't notice the boy who likes her" subplot. He does drawing on Twitch sometimes.

Xionwalker

I always thought she had a "sophisticated, but stuck in a much less sophisticated environment" air about her. It feels like a return to form in that outfit. I agree.

Karel P Kerezman

Hanners getting in an "I said what I said" is priceless.

Miyaa

Maybe it’ll be a little cute pink guy who helps Ayo!

David Durant

Old deep cut for the win! Is MT even still going?

Captain Button

With all this pantless power, why isn't Largo from Megatokyo here?

Captain Button

Iris can do unwellness checks.

Sean Kinlin

Iris will stand outside Ayo's apartment and throw pans at the window until Ayo comes outside with pants on.

Jose Alfredo Villalobos

Living alone is fun until it isn't.

LH

wouldn't be the first person *in this conversation*, even!

Doc Gumby

"I'm not ill yet! I feel happy! I feel happy..." *THUD*

Eric Christian Berg

I love the sweater and collared shirt look for Hannelore. Just sayin'.

Daryl Sawyer

And ironically, Iris is bringing the empathy.

BookBeard

Don't worry about pants Ayo, you wouldn't be the first person to show up to CoD without them. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=800 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2078

Miyaa

Ayo sounds like she needs professional help and something like one of those specialty living facilities that gets funding from corporate donors who give based on how many field goals are made in the postseason games of some professional sports league.

Daryl Sawyer

Hannelore's low tolerance for nonsense latelt suggests she's kind of forgotten where she started.

Joel Bateman

....can Hanners go to a tanning booth? I miss Tannalore.

William J. R. Fickas

Bring out your ill

Donna Flint

Can a robot have an anthroPC?

Brendan Luster

*knock knock*, how many ill do you have?

BobC

Pants. Right. I knew I forgot something.

Doc Gumby

Someone get her a white cat to stroke.

Taigan

While not unfair, I think that’s the unkindest thing Hannelore has ever said. And yes, I’m counting the time she went off on her mom.

Doc Gumby

One less background to draw...

ducksauz

Faye would kick her ass into gear, perhaps not as brutally as Iris, but close.

Doc Gumby

I totally get where Ayo is coming from.

ValdVin

As Renee was there for Brun, Ayo appears to have just the right people around for her. But none of them are blue.

Tannerbot

Boy have I been there Ayo. My sympathies.

Bill Silvia

Iris and Hanners might just be the double barrel of accountability and empathy that Ayo needs, though.

Simpin4Holo

She's licensed to ill

John Burton

Hannelore becoming comfortable in her own skin enough to be able to do this for other people is absolutely wonderful to see and fills my heart so much