Post "What He Gets Up To" by "jephjacques"

Oren

This is one of those strips that manages to give a sample of 90% of Questionable Content, the sort I would send to a friend who asked what the comic is about. I love it when that happens!

CassieWasRight

It's also homophobic, but the punchline being about a character misreading someone's gender plays into the Deceptive Trans Person trope, which is transphobic (though usually used in a transmisogynistic way)

Mark

It's homophobic rather than transphobic, although the transphobic interpretation is I assume from the other robot's icon being pink and demonstrably misleading Pintsize.

Danny insert meta joke here Roose

You just helped me understand what a beat panel is. Thank you!

Clifton Royston

Internet of wild thangs

Lee B.

how is that transphobic?

Stephen Wells

Internet of wangs.

Mark

I love Pintsize's knowing smile in the beat panel!

Philip Masters

Lends a new layer of meaning to "Internet of things".

Philip Masters

Assuming that someone's parents are (still) a couple, a degree of mutual dependency is probably hard to avoid. It might look like codependency to their kids, while just feeling normal and practical to them.

CassieWasRight

This is growth! Good for Pintsize unlearning some shit (cw transphobia) https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=339

CassieWasRight

In my understanding, the distinction is that when going to a party, a bisexual brings a board game and a pansexual brings weed. (I think we know which of these Pint-size is)

Amós Batista

Actually, I'm dealing with co-dependents parents right now...

Cley Faye

Very true :D

Clifton Royston

He didn't just say, he demonstrated by connecting the toaster to it.

David Jackson

technically, I'd say he was much rounder in his previous chassis

Felis Obscurus

When that body was new, I thought he said he had a USB port instead of “junk”.

Ohh Crap Guy

I honestly don't believe he would get a chassis with a dick, in fact it would be out of character to get anything approaching human-nominal genitalia. Think about all the crap he's pulled, like when he installed a wonky firmware that replaced his limbs with thumbs. A chassis with a dick where it's expected? That's boring. That's mundane. He needs an Eldritch horror of genital abomination. Anything less isn't respecting the art

Julia Allen-Hesse

oh no .. is this the beginning of the Pintsize eggplant arc to resolve the robotic attachment thing?

Wild Card

well, now we know that Pintsize is not fully functional and anatomically correct

Sean Kinlin

Would make a good Patreon bonus.

Sean Kinlin

Welcome back! Hopefully you won't have to take a break like that again.

happy

You could say he did a Full Quart Press on the guy. I'll see myself out

Stephen Wells

Service switch :)

Vadim

This is exactly the kind of stuff I’m here for on patreon!

Darnel D Cooper

Well I wondered what he did with it,.....

Cole Blackblood

Honestly? Good for him. Live that good/fulfilling life, Pintsize!

Ursus Ridens

And there are usb-powered, um, bodily extensions available, no?

Nicholas Sturm

I think he's probably the truest Omni I've ever considered.

Anya Lienau

Wow, I'm surprised by how much I love this outcome for Pintsize!

Philip Masters

May be redeemed at any participating establishment for a small espresso.

BookBeard

Are you kidding? That's probably the only thing that would get me to watch it.

Philip Masters

He has layers AND he gets laid.

Philip Masters

enchantedsleeper: Not to condone prejudiced exclusivity, but I'm not sure that there might not be rules about AIs playing sports. I mean, would you want Crushbot to take up playing American Football?

Philip Masters

Do you really want to see Pintsize pegging a football player on screen? (No, okay, please don't answer that.)

Dylan T

Never would have clocked pintsize as a top.

Lightsabr2

Haha! Classic Ferrari!

BookBeard

It seems like she was referring to the AI fetish community on social media, not necessarily in Northampton. But considering they now have at least two AI bars in town, I wouldn't be surprised if that scene had expanded somewhat as well. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4638

Ace of Hearts

he's come so far since he launched that roomba into orbit.

Stephen Wells

I think he's just... sexual.

Stephen Wells

After Pintsize explains pegging, she's going to finally realise what she was looking for, and she's going to complete a throuple with Elliot and Clinton :) it will be adorable and extremely bi.

Stephen Wells

By Philip K Diiiiiiiiiiick.

Stephen Wells

Well, it was a smaller target.

Stephen Wells

Pintsize FOUNDED that community :)

Michael Steamweed

I read that Heinlein novel!

Michael Steamweed

Whole some? No. Some hole? Yes.

Michael Steamweed

His brother is Physbert Edwards. We call him Phys Ed.

Michael Steamweed

That's just how it is. We don't make the rules.

09Klr650

Bagge

That begs the question if his strapon is USB compatible (the answer is yes)

Stephen Wells

She's going to turn up as one of Pintsize's clients :)

Mark

The blonde robot who wanted a third arm and might eventually get a prehensile tail and who Faye and Bubbles couldn't stop telling their innermost thoughts to got 4 non-consecutive appearances but not a name. Is she/ are they a recurring character? Only time will tell. First appearance : https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5002 Last appearance : https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5012

I am a Banana

Why not both?

Cley Faye

Is pintsize becoming the reliable, well rounded character now? Madness!

Granite

"Pint Size?", "Nah, full quart!"

enchantedsleeper

I think he's moved onto black holes now.

enchantedsleeper

Give him enough time, and another trip to Internet Jerry.

enchantedsleeper

I bet that this is a thing in the QC-verse and Hanners had one on the space station :D

Robert Malmgren

The question is, why did pintsize meet the football player off screen?

Matthew Rose

Now there are some throwbacks! RIP Dr. Mandibles - we hardly knew ye

enchantedsleeper

Wow, the font in that comic is so different xD Also, I love how Faye just sends Pintsize flying.

enchantedsleeper

Also, remember when Roko and Beeps said the AI fetish community was having a field day with their accidentally suggestive poster? xD I wonder if Pintsize is in that community now... (Headcanon: Pintsize obtained the poster with the "censor bar" Hanners added and it's on his wall xD)

Bill Silvia

Oh, that's probably also what Tall Momo wanted to do.

Bill Silvia

I'm back! Not having access to the Patreon comments until I got paid was torture!

Stephen Wells

I'm 99% sure that this follows directly from when Faye and Bubbles had the "why DO I have a butthole, anyway?" conversation.

Stephen Wells

And panel 5. The *optimism* :)

Stephen Wells

Pintsize clearly has a great niche as a Terrible Therapist: you can tell him *anything* because you know he's heard worse. Seen worse. Thought worse. Done worse.

Stephen Wells

She has outlasted Dr Mandibles and Hatsune Micoo, there's hope :)

enchantedsleeper

Assuming it was a human and not a buff football-player-looking AI? 🤔 Remember Christopher the influencer? Orrrrr maybe it was CHAD https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3225 exploring some new horizons :D

enchantedsleeper

Huh, I forgot Pintsize was getting it on with other robots this early xD Good for him

enchantedsleeper

It has a USB port where a human junk would be, which is like, *so* him. (https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4537)

enchantedsleeper

Faye actually had her hopes up xD Also, *nice*

Matthew Rose

Ferrari is in more than one comic therefore she's a recurring character now oh no

James Walsh

Taking Marten out of the flat really opened the door to exploring this "friendship" more - it's working for sure.

David Paul

It could be detatchable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc

Carrie

😂🤣😂🤣

Donna Flint

Some may feel it would not be homosexual if it is the act of pegging.

Patrick Potter

Faye was suppose to be building him one at one time...

SilverbackRon

Godammit Elf, that link distracted me for two hours! Hahahaha so... thank you.

Bartley J Drood

Thanks for linking that. It reminded me that I was going to use "shitdingus" in casual conversation more often.

Joseph Bonnar

Ok. I needed a laugh, and you delivered, Jeph.

Stephen Wells

Maybe it was a very wholesome pegging? We know some hole was involved.

Michael Chui

Still a companion AI, I see.

Mike Rodgers

You know when you can see the joke coming from a mile off and you still laugh at it?

I'm Nacho Mama

Iirc it has a USB Port there. Which is like, so him

William Cole

Maybe it was Ursula!

Adam Abbott

Maybe strap isn't the right word, but I'm betting it's interchangeable.

Elf Sternberg

And a safety belt!

Elf Sternberg

Sadly, the last one we saw wasn't: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3657 I hope Melon's been keeping it fed. We know Arthur's not good with batteries.

Owen Kroeger

I appreciate the joke, but are you really expecting us to believe that when Pintsize acquired his new chassis he didn't make sure it had a dick?

William Cole

The real question is, did he ever fuck a tugboat?

legobil

All over a dark and filthy core. Sorry, meant dank. Autocorrect.

legobil

Well all three of his casual hookups were deep, just in different ways.

BookBeard

Plot twist: The bottom text is actually referring to Pintsize's friend from two nights ago: Sexton Edwards. He goes by Sex Ed for short.

Onyx

AWESOME

Rob Vary

I dunno, I think he used to be much rounder. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1

Elf Sternberg

Yes. Also, can confirm: https://gizmodo.com/sex-robots-may-literally-fuck-us-to-death-1790276123

Bagge

Now let's hope he had the same luck with shooting toast at someone

Bagge

The delivery and timing in this strip is amazing

BookBeard

Aww good for him, he finally found a human who wants him to shove things into and out of their holes. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3265

Julie Chan

LOL

Holly Nelson

A therapin is a cross between an AI turtle and a theremin.it wanders your garden eating strawberries and going “woo-eeee-woo-wooah-eeeee!”

Ashley Thomas

i like how well rounded pintsize has grown to be.

Sean Rotter

There he is

BookBeard

They have most definitely met. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1829

Chelsea

Pintsize has expanded his horizons/understanding of his sexuality since this strip! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=346 to be fair, in the next strip he says he wasn't bothered by the fact that he boinked a male robot, just that he didn't know

BookBeard

Keep in mind there's a whole backstory before comic #1 that is hinted at but that we've never seen. He was Martens companion for at least two years before the events of the comic, during which time he was his "only friend". https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2332

BookBeard

This is the QCverse, there's every chance that the strap-on itself is it's own separate sentient being.

Nicolas Dao-Phan

Pintsize gave money to Faye with no strings attached when she needed it. Don't remember why though.

Sean Brannon

Good to see Pintsize hasn't lost *all* his debauchery! XD

Sparky

Honest. “Sports Car” is in a pickle isn’t she?

Steve Prowse

Subtle burn.ove it

Amelia Lewis

Never with a bike, though?

Maurice Kessler

At one point I went back and began from the start of the strip. I don't remember him ever being nearly that helpful to anyone.

Amelia Lewis

Well, if you mean the pegging, then no, unlike the biology they're modeled on, the pegs usually stay the same size and shape, before, during and after use.

Alphones Armorman, suitperson

It's pegging if the android doesn't have neural connection to the strapping device

Elberik

Sometimes the therapy is pegging

Emmu Lah

I think it’s pegging as long as the strap on is doing the penetrating

Mat

For talk therapy or…?

Mat

…who need to be heard/topped

Matt Donaldson

Is it pegging if Pint-size is doing it?

Hawkeye

THERE HE IS. the pintsize we all know and possibly love.

Dean Reilly

A flexible silicone layer over hard plastic, I'd imagine.

Mat

I’ve never heard the prostate referred to as the reset button but here we are

Scott Vogel

Yes and no. He was originally supposed to do kind of a similar role for Martin.

Drazi

This sounds like a good combo, actually.

Opus the Poet

Russian Roulette with full auto fire and a full magazine.

Mat

Holesome *

dcy665 .

You're on a roll. Well played

Anthony Gaglianese

Aaaaaand there it is. Pintsize can't be wholesome for that long.

Captain Button

"I suppose you're wondering how I got in this situation..."

Doc Gumby

Also, Faye continues to have a great rack.

Captain Button

I read that Arthur C. Clarke novel!

Grace Kieser

If you can't grow your own, store bought is fine!

5099 5618

Pint-size has layers, it seems. Who knew?

Grace Kieser

Wholesome pegging!

Doc Gumby

I was influenced by another web comic. https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/

rhekke

But with Russian Roulette, there's only one chamber loaded...

Maurice Kessler

I like this new side of Pintsize. But I want to know for certain that it's indeed new.

Am Queue

One gentleman of my acquaintance referred to his bio-dick and his sili-dick.

Valk

peak modern pintsize strip

Am Queue

forcibly pointing the wrong way...

Am Queue

Aaaaayy

JD

it’s a Russian roulette of answers

JD

my god, is this…growth?

Kevin McCarthy

I'm a fan of Pintsize but I miss him in his old robot chassis

Yelling Bird

Hmm... Therapy Booty-Calls...

That Blair Guy

This is one of the most truthful comments I’ve read on Patreon.

Maghinat

I think we need to see this as a spin off

Atramors

They have met, pintsize was still in his government issue chassis.

Diane

This is so wholesome...

Timothy Roller

Well, Ferrari, it requires having a stick shift.

Timothy Roller

Not to be confused with Peggling him.

awgiedawgie

Probably just between the 3rd and 4th panels.

Sleepy John

the problem with asking Pintsize a question is that he'll answer it.

Elf Sternberg

I have often said that I'm glad to live in a world where there are hygenic toys and body-safe lubricants that reaching in and pressing the reset button is a reasonably safe activity.

Miyaa

I would add Veronica, but I’m not sure Pintsize and Veronica have ever met. That’s probably a good thing.

Sean Kinlin

Pegging can be quite therapeutic.

Thomas Baxter

No, Pintsize... go on. _I_ know what pegging is, I want to know what _you_ think it is.

Miyaa

Somewhere in the future, I’m expecting Pintsize & Aurelia sharing notes on how best to listen & advise their companions on their problems and safe pegging procedures.

Ash359

Good one! The old pintsize is back

Elf Sternberg

Nah, I left it here because I didn't want to post both, and Flementine gives her name in 5180, not 5179. Thanks, though.

Michael Steamweed

That's the special lube he was using.

Michael Steamweed

A lady?? This is Faye we're talking about here! *immediately gets pummeled into last week by Faye

Elf Sternberg

But does he still want to fuck a tugboat? It's a shame he can't go to Canada. Ol' Boaty would probably like the attention.

Sean Kinlin

I love Pintsize's expression in panel 4!

Michael Steamweed

Because we all know Jeph is totally gonna keep her. :D

Joe Bocanegra

There is a record scratch in that silent panel *somewhere* in there. XD

Michael Steamweed

Pintsize knows well the long-game.

Captain Button

Well, we've seen him with the toaster, and pans were nearby for that...

Michael Steamweed

I can't tell if your extra 'r' is deliberate or not. I like to think it is. It's a "Grrl" kind of 'r'-trilling in pronouncing her name. :D

Elf Sternberg

I think he was restricted to whatever Internet Jerry had on-hand. Or on-van. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4546

Michael Steamweed

Dammit Pintsize! Don't you know about confidentiality rules?!? You gonna get your ass kicked by the Therapists Guild! (it's like the thieves guild which doesn't allow anyone else to do thievin' in their territory. but in this case it's the therapists guild and they don't allow anyone else to do therapin' in their turf.)

John Fiala

Ha! I do like this.

Captain Button

Not to be confused with Bicorn.

Damian

Off by one.

SpookyPenguin

Actually Pintsize is reflecting the sex worker/twink role in a pretty standard way. Lots of lonely guys out there.

Elf Sternberg

Pintsize is delighted with whatever you have in your pants. Even if it's a surprise. Maybe especially if it's a surprise!

Typherix

Sportscar has some great energy!

Violet Moon

Interestingly it's not unheard of for penis-havers to use strap-ons! I used to use one before my bottom surgery, but there are other reasons too (wanting a larger or smaller size, for example, or an interesting shape)

Elf Sternberg

We've seen him naked! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4685 Also, he explains to Claire: "And the USB port where a human's junk would be is just, like, so ME!" https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4537

Captain Button

But has the metal dick and balls Faye made for him been retrofitted for USB? (And if it isn't USB-C does he have the eternal problem of getting it the right way up?)

Dave Van Domelen

"Would you like to know more?"

Elf Sternberg

I mean, we kinda saw this coming with Flementine, didn't we? Pintsize has been helping people deal with their kinks, because he knows that doing so freaks out Faye: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5180 Liz: "Is this wacky or normal?" Claire: "It's rude! He's wearing my dress!"

Joel Bateman

Bi-con

Violet Moon

Bi icon Pintsize

ValdVin

Unlike May or Roko we never found out exactly what his current chasis has. Didn't he get it off some random internet seller?

Yonatan Zunger

Ah, of course. How could I forget?

Paul Higdon

I am thinking pan, but I guess we'll see.

Doc Gumby

Ferrarri is curious! Go, Ferrrarri!

Fred Owlneck Jones

Pintsize knew spending 2-3 days setting up a Rule of Three would be worth it

Elf Sternberg

A USB Port: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4685

Anton

That silent panel made me laugh so hard, perfection.

Armcannon Productions

Why is Ferrari suddenly one of my top 5 favorite characters?

Taigan

This is because Marten is gone and he has no one to advise regularly.

Steve McSheffrey

Or he was phrasing it as what she would do for better context. He is a giver after all.

Jamieson

Faye made him a big veiny dick, remember? Before his body upgrade. He probably still uses it, but it's too big for his pants

David Durant

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

ValdVin

By this time tomorrow will Ferrari have been introduced to puppy play?

Ola Rozenfeld

I am surprised Pintsize would need a strap-on. I thought his chassis would come with all the standard / non-standard / never imagined equipment pre-installed.