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OMG Turkeys 2024
🕑 Added 2024-11-27 01:39:06 +0000 UTCnew fan favorite Glemissa
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Duncan
Dreadful. Please continue
Billy
We always cook duck for Thanksgiving. I feel so seen.
Mark Eichin
It sounds to me like an Emily-bestowed name
PsychOut
For the record: I have loved ALL the new characters for the past however many years! You've been killing it with new characters!
Joseph Houk
...Glemissa is a loon, isn't she?
Alcaria Swain
They actually changed their name! It's Türkiye now!
Dissociated Women Incorporated
I too would be deeply concerned if the country of Turkey collectively fucked one duck.
OldGoat
One must first clearly identify what a goose means by "the best of intentions." Or is Glemissa a duck? Ducks are sometimes sincere but geese rarely ever are.
Anthony Phillips
We are one step closer to OMG Turducken
Miyaa
From Mossyoaks dot com: “Are Eider ducks good to eat? Eiders have a somewhat well-deserved reputation for not being particularly fine table fare, unless you're one of those odd individuals that happens to like anchovies and liver.” I’m crossing seaducks off my alternative thanksgiving menu!
TwoRavens
It's a top-quality dad joke. I'm about it.
BookBeard
... and then they all clucked?
Boots McGoot
i'm in this comic and i don't (do) like it
Donna Flint
Do you think things are lining up for a threesome with a chicken?
Donna Flint
The Disco Duck?
Bridgette Ryan
eh, I manage to avoid a lot of that sort of advertising, so even that doesn't get through to me... and also, I don't really associate black friday deals with thanksgiving, to me it is just some marketing gimmick from some other shit they are trying to import into Aus.
Matthew Rose
Well waddle you know, a new character!
enchantedsleeper
He said QC would run until the end of November
enchantedsleeper
This and Black Friday, but nowadays Black Friday deals run for so long that it doesn't help with the actual date.
Bagge
I also look forward to Fart Captor's horny comment
BookBeard
As opposed to the turkeys, who will go gobblin' mode.
Peter Davoust
I was so worried there wouldn’t be a turkey comic this year because of the break, but I didn’t want to put pressure on Jeph by asking. I’m so relieved and pleased.
legobil
Don’t forget us randoms not knowing how to spell Glimessas name correctly.
BobC
All I can add is "à l'Orange"!
Steve Prowse
I'll buy one from Oz mate
Steve Prowse
Shoulda gone for the Common Loon so I can hear the sound as I read the comic, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ENNzjy8QjU
BookBeard
Well that would just be ridiculous. ... although now you mention it Jeph has clearly been foreshadowing a Pintsize/Momo/Duck polycule since at least 2020... https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4399 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5073
Bagge
OMG I SHIP THEM
Pejo
Ima just wait here for Fart Captor's horny comment, & BookBeard referencing OMG Turkeys 2009 that hinted at Glemissa's arrival today
Pejo
She's gonna change her name to Glissa to make it easier to pronounce
Aerin Moriarty
Oh i love her already
Sean Kinlin
Don't ducks usually lie? (bonus points to anyone who knows the reference)
Opus the Poet
To be completed next year.
Opus the Poet
Otto Korrect keeps changing both of the words to duck for me.
Craig P Steffen
I'm holding my breath for a shouting bird cameo. :-D. A guy can dream.
William Cole
All ducks are plotting something.
Sean Kinlin
Time to get down!
kaitou
Duck! Incoming fowl puns!
Yelling Bird
I believe I also have a crush on her.
Shinymelon Fearnow
Eider way she's a good egg
Dallas Hicks
I hope this whole thing was just a setup for the Eider pun. 👏👏👏
Polymathic Man
Sometimes "filler content" gets you to Friday...
Alias Fakename
Is she really all she's quacked up to be?
Drazi
Do do the duck?
Amelia Lewis
But wouldn't they be introduced in reverse order of appearance? Which is to say, lexical order?
Julie Chan
Normally I'm neutral to negative about the turkeys but this is effing HILARIOUS
Julie Chan
LOL
TheAnimatedGamer
Please do not the duck.
BookBeard
The bottom text might be the worst pun ever written. Claire would be so proud.
Bridgette Ryan
QC is like the only way I am even vaguely aware of turkey-day.
Vilinda
😆😆😆
Tinwhisker
Shhh... Don't give away this year's big punchline.
Alcaria Swain
Please, Turkey, do not fuck the duck.
Doc Gumby
Glemissa looks like she's plotting something...
VideoBrew
The OMG turkeys may be the most beloved of holiday traditions.
Vilinda
Oh no. The Turducken begins!
Joseph Houk
That reference? I get it.
Tudza
https://questionablecontent.fandom.com/wiki/OMG_Turkeys
David Borne
my new ship!
Wynn Donivan
Glemissa, like from Wicked?
voyager-ngc5195
...AND THEN THEY ALL GOBBLED
SalsaBeard
Stop it Jeph! You’re supposed to be taking a break!
KingAtticus
Glemissa, my beloved
Magic Chopstick Games
Two years from now she’ll go goblin mode
Tamara Macadam
same, turkey #2
Shawn K. Younkin
Fourth pic is chat in a nutshell whenever a new character is introduced.
