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🕑 Added 2024-11-21 01:47:12 +0000 UTC

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enchantedsleeper

Anh interacts with a set of people that Iris doesn't, though. Faye is also a cranky and bossy friend, but we've managed to gather others of that type x3

enchantedsleeper

For me, seeing her interact with Dora was fun because for once she's not just aiming at someone who doesn't fight back (or who doesn't want to). Also, the run of strips where she tries to teach yoga and gets stuck is very funny because she's genuinely out of her depth and trying to act like she isn't xD

Bill Silvia

Not while she's sleeping on the couch (or anything paid for by the trio) at least.

Govi

If you have a VPN service, you can go through a Canadian city and see the QC pages normally.

Opus the Poet

I haven't had military chow in about 40 years so ratings may have changed. Except MREs, I had them in this century.

Todd Ellner

Military cooking isn't haute cuisine, but it's safe, nutritious, consistent and available within days literally anywhere on the planet

Todd Ellner

Sous vide made so many things safe, precise, and predictable

Green

Y'know, I was really not a fan of Iris when she was first brought in. I thought we had enough of her character type and tbh, it's not a type I like in general anyway. But her time with Liz really endeared me to her and a comic like this absolutely helps too, like we're getting to meet the "real" Iris, slowly but surely, as she opens up to the world and those around her bit by bit 😊

Green

So relieved to know it's not just me

joFinndian

😂

Ian MacLean

Still no DNS throughput on the web page.

BookBeard

Yeah it's a thing. Seems like some kind of DNS issue but it's only effecting some people. I know Jeph posted about it somewhere or other so he's definitely aware.

BookBeard

Aw, Marten will be so pleased that Liz thinks he's the best. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5117 https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5358

BookBeard

Iris: "I also got you the Holy Grail and this endless stream of rabbits. In case you crap yourself." Ayo: "Wait, I... I don't... what?"

William Burns

I’ve eaten food in many mess halls as DoD IT. Air Force > Navy > Army. Also, don’t use MREs as survival rations.

That one guy

Same. Tried clearing some cached site data/cookies but it didn't seem to help. Weirdly, it seems to load more or less fine on my tablet, but not my PC browser.

Nicolas Demers

Better than one handkerchief and an endless stream of rabbits

ValdVin

Liz: "You call that a DONK? I've been donked by the BEST! Lemme show you how it's done!"

Stephen Wells

What else is Iris going to produce if she's not stopped? The holy grail. The head of Alfredo Garcia. A rabbit and an endless stream of handkerchiefs.

Scott Gosnell

Ominous underwear delivery

skinnybdink

i agree THESE TWO [my emphasis]

Marion Wellington

Is anyone else having trouble loading the QC website? It keeps taking me to a now-closed forum...

legobil

Yeah. Oblivious is the word. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4762

Hugh Eckert

Joy!

SilverbackRon

I love Iris! This is why I don't think Anh will be joining the cast. Iris already fills in the "cranky and bossy friend" slot.

Stewart MacWilliam

Iris IS the actual best.

allanfranta

@opus: Generous servings, too.

allanfranta

hijinks ensue...

BookBeard

Ayo the Wilris Goo Goo G'joob

David Paul

I can legitimately see this has already happened.

enchantedsleeper

It looks like UNORPANTZ to me, though I know it's just the font xD

enchantedsleeper

Haha xD

enchantedsleeper

Bit harsh xD I think Iris and Yemisi get along well

enchantedsleeper

Iris has been aggressively looking out for Ayo since the beginning (positioning herself with pots and pans ready to bang when she's due to wake up). She cares (just don't tell ANYONE, OKAY and also no she doesn't).

enchantedsleeper

It was also aimed at BookBeard, I think, rather than Rabbit.

enchantedsleeper

That would be... weird for Iris to know (or assume)

panpolypuff

*Alass

Clifton Royston

@Miyaa close, but Skin Horse I'm pretty sure. (Bubbles the former water cooler)

dcy665 .

Narrator: that was a compliment

legobil

Who am I kidding. I was jealous before that.

legobil

Ngl, when you put it like that, I’m jealous.

Andrew

Alas, there is no cure

legobil

She could have chosen to misunderstand.

Rabbit

for having eyes?

Stephen Wells

Iris is now Willow's wife and Ayo's mom even if neither human quite understands this.

Freid

*snrk* NERD

Todd Ellner

For Iris that's as good as a declaration of undying love

Leak

Hopefully they are not the edible kind...

legobil

It is possible Willow coerced her.

legobil

Yesssss.

legobil

No, it’s the butts disease. It is severe.

Sammitch

I shall summon a forensic sexologist!

BookBeard

*Winslow

BookBeard

Willow does have a history with sketchy leftovers. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4725

BookBeard

Upon going back to the image and trying to judge the relative sexiness of the underwear, the best observation I have is "yup, that sure is a triangle". Perhaps this isn't my area of expertise...

Opus the Poet

Most definitely better than Meals Refused by Ethiopians. Especially Navy chow. I can't tell the difference between Army and Air Force food on base but field kitchen food the Army was better.

BookBeard

Apparently so. According to my color checker she's now #C79A81, whereas previously she was #A96C69. Perhaps CoD got new lightbulbs?

Andrew

Other artists might have gone with “because you forgot to wear any today”, but not our Jeph!

Bagge

I try to say this as non-fetishy as possible, but Ayo is the kind of person who is extremely pet-able.

Carrie

Um, wow, it looks very humdrum normal if getting something prepackaged.

Rabbit

Am I tweaking or is ayo lighter here than she was before

Miyaa

@Charles Hirst • Oooh. I never heard of that one before.

Miyaa

@Opus • Were they better than MREs?

Jim

I fucking love Iris.

Opus the Poet

That looks like an Excessively Sexy pair of underwear, could Iris be trying something?

Charles Hirst

noli sub ubi nodum tuum (Don't get your knickers in a knot!)

Opus the Poet

This is a vile calumny. I have had chow from the Navy, Army, and Air Force, and have never gotten sick from military food. It may not have been the best tasting food, but it was always safe to eat.

Hawkeye

I’m not sure what’s going on here but I’m here for it

Andrew

I’m sure Iris has never once thought about putting a sleeping Ayo’s hand in a bowl of water.

Jeremy Oreskovich

Iris and Ayo seem to have come to an Understanding.

Carrie

In my 🧠 it's been present for a while now.

Carrie

Probably a lot of us.

Jason Zions

Put the chicken parts in a ziplock baggie in a single layer, squeeze out all air, seal. Drop baggie into a tank of water at 133F with an immersion circulator that will keep it moving at that temp. Cook for at least two hours; first hour to bring the core temp of the chicken to the target temp, then another hour held at that temp. That's enough to achieve 10^-6.5 knockdown of salmonella. Food safety for the win. https://ourdailybrine.com/wp-content/uploads/our-daily-brine_salmonella-6.5D-reduction-table.pdf Texture might be offputting, but you will not get sick. This is not *nearly* has hard as prepping Fugu, which takes *years* to master.

Carrie

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Andreas_B

Or she saw how Willow had prepared it...

William Cole

Maybe Iris doesn't really understand human developmental stages. Or misunderstood Yemisi referring to her "baby sister".

William Cole

Together with Willow, she is Werewolverine!

Uniquitous

Hmmm.

Michael Chui

It's an actual real thing, but it's kinda like eating poisonous fish as sushi. You need someone who really, *really* knows what they're doing to make it safe.

Diptych

Not on my part, at least, no.

Sammitch

Ünderpantze

Mad Marie

"Gainesville Sushi"

Mad Marie

These items are very familiar to the parent of a former kindergartener.

Mitsuki Ayane

she's standing up for her crush, god I love her. ~<3

Mad Marie

@Miyaa Always where under where?

Yelling Bird

In college I tried to talk one of my friends out of trying 'rare chicken.' They did it anyway and spent the next week projecting from both ends.

Taigan

Ayo is living with a sister, a robomom and a kooky aunt.

ValdVin

Welp, who's writing Ayowilris fanfic already?

Miyaa

See I thought this would be when Ayo & Winslow falls in love with a very colorful pigeon. Or they start playing Hatoful Boyfriend. (Edited because autocarrot thought Winslow was Winston. Maybe Siri has a smoking problem. Great now I’m worried my iPhone will spontaneously explode.)

Brendan Luster

I... this doesn't seem healthy for either of them but also they both seem like they'd be unhappy without one another

BookBeard

Clearly Iris has a type, and that type is "chronically oblivious forcible befriender". https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4464 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5274