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Better Than Glazed

🕑 Added 2024-11-19 02:10:00 +0000 UTC

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Leak

Inside Jeph there are 1000+ wolves, I mean QC characters...

Opus the Poet

@Miyaa you are shopping in the wrong store, Mrs. Baird's has powdered chocolate donuts by the bag.

Joe

I see what you did there ...

Stephen Wells

...yes but her aim is improving? :)

Moss

So, we won’t get some nice, hot shower scene?

Carl G Knoblock

I enjoy taking a shower, usually. Last Thursday, I fell and tore my left shoulder rotator cuff. Now everything is painful, and I can't wash or dry my feet at all. I've only showered twice since then, and plan to skip some more until I get my shoulder back in order.

alphanor

That's a pretty good philosophy for everything. If it doesn't t work, just try again!

Matthew Van Gangelen

Wait, billionaires aren’t naturally orange?

dcy665 .

Good News! You can make your own donuts anyway you want to I make marshmallows. My wife is best at the kitchen stuff, cause she understands all the acidic v sweet v whatever else But, the web is a wonderful place to figure out how to make the basic everyday, with every possibility donuts. Then add whatever you desire. If it tanks, no need to share. Just try again. Good Luck

Chris Warren

I wonder if Hannelore misses Anh.

SilverbackRon

He is Legion

SilverbackRon

BookBeard, is that a comic strip about Melon? I bet it's a comic strip about Melon. clicks on link It's a comic strip about Melon. LOL

Donna Flint

Tried it and found nothing worth commenting on. Both surprised and heartened by the negative result.

NightAngel

All I picture is a doughnut covered in hot chocolate mix lol

Miyaa

I’m just surprised that Marigold’s mansion doesn’t have its own onsen with the lone rule that you gotta cover up your tattoos.

Miyaa

How come there are no chocolate powdered doughnuts?

NightAngel

Powdered is better than glazed? Well sir, I may disagree with what you said but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.

Miyaa

Other cowboy sounds!

William J. R. Fickas

Definitely feel seen

Hugh Eckert

Also Hanners is looking mighty cute in that first panel...

legobil

I do such ”Hobo baths” at home when i don’t feel like or have the time to take a shower. A worse hobo bath is, just covering your pits in “more” deodorant.

BookBeard

I'll just add that to my list of phrases to never, ever google...

Carl Cravens

"That's my secret, Cap'n, I always want donuts."

BookBeard

That's why my treadmill never got used. I don't mind walking but I damn well better be somewhere else when I'm done.

Opus the Poet

Wholesome as in nutritious, perverted as in people performing sex acts with them.

legobil

Plot twist: it was never deactivated

enchantedsleeper

Marigold has the ability to grump even when she's feeling good feelings, possibly more so because she's indignant about feeling them xD "stupid yoga being beneficial why does it take so much effort to feel nice"

Pejo

bottom text undefeated

enchantedsleeper

Bravo 👏👏👏

David Paul

Only if you're fancy. To me a "hobo bath" is washing your pits and bits in a public toilet (or "bathroom" as you would call it). Works better than one would expect (especially if you are attending some form of social gathering after work), but definitely better to have an actual shower.

Stephen Wells

I've just realised that I can introduce to our D&D campaign a couple of aberrations with a Statler & Waldorf schtick and they can be called Squamous and Rugose :) so thanks for that :)

Stephen Wells

When Dale is available she's sometimes Marigold "shower-fucking" Farmer for a change.

enchantedsleeper

Considering how much Hanners values cleanliness, it really is funny that she's best friends with Marigold "fuck showering" Farmer. xD

Duncan

I have recently discovered that SITTING in the shower trumps this by a mile

legobil

Well she started a while back. I think it was before they moved to the new house, before Martens trip to Cubetown, the timeskip before that and the timeskip before the wedding. It wasn’t the first thing May put in Marigolds agenda, but pretty early.

Jeremy

12-15 minutes. And I never feel good during/after exercise no matter how beneficial the more general results are. It makes it stupidly hard to maintain a program.

James Milne

I can see that happening with Winslow looking worried at the side and pintsize in the distance with a pair of binoculars

Opus the Poet

Well, how long has it been in comic time?

Mitsuki Ayane

I thought I had dipped into the future again and was just remembering comics from that future. ~<3

legobil

Hashtag horse mode!

BookBeard

Once a week she lays out on the roof and Station puts his Orbital Death Laser on the lowest setting.

James Milne

Jeph - how is Hanners maintaining her tan? It's been a while since her travels

Graydon Armstrong

But she needs to shower.

legobil

Wow! Didn’t expect Marigoblin to still be resistant to yoga! Figured she was gonna be somewhat enjoying the fruits by now!

Bagge

Goblin mode activated

BookBeard

They have this conversation after every single yoga class. It is a ritual known as "The Goblining".

BookBeard

If Jeph contains multitudes, it is statistically likely that some of them will be stupid. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4579

Elf Sternberg

"Powdered Donuts of Filth" is my all-Brony GG Allen tribute band.

William Cole

I thought we WEREN'T doing "glazed"…

Diptych

For me, towelling off is the worst part. Just standing there, drying all the wets. Finally, finished! Oh, no, wait, the elbow is still wet. Back to just standing there drying again.

Opus the Poet

A very long time.

Opus the Poet

@William Cole,"Come together, right now, over me."

Opus the Poet

Well technically covering yourself in talcum powder is a "hobo bath", but it's just better smelling dirt.

Opus the Poet

Did you go to "baked" too?

Andromeda

I always assumed Faye was the most "you".

Mitsuki Ayane

am I missing something? I thought we already did this? ~<3

Ben

This is where my mind went with the dislike of wet. So dry... https://youtu.be/GH1ruMGpTVY?si=pwofWKgrKONAW_oF

Joseph Bonnar

Now -I- want a donut. :P

Miyaa

Indeed, and the crazy Romans perfected it.

Andrew Mitchell

Jeph truly contains multitudes.

Captain Button

I've found I won't go for bike rides or walks unless there is some sort of goal, a place I am going for a reason.

jonesnori

It is coming up on reindeer season. La lu lo

Ashbury Haight

I am only partially squamous (seborrheic dermatitis)

BobC

Goo goo g' joob!

David Durant

I am you and you are me X, Y, Zee to A, B, Cee You, me, us, we are one

jonesnori

I think it used to be a thing, sort of, in ancient Greece. I believe oil was also involved, and it would all get scraped off with a piece of bronze with a curved edge. https://www.getty.edu/art/collection/object/103SNR

Clifton Royston

OK, you're rugose, but are you *squamous* and rugose?

ValdVin

Hey, if you really need the inspiration for a bike ride, the rail-trail in Northampton has an ice cream stand every two miles. From what people tell me, that is.

William Cole

He IS large. I haven't checked for the multitudes.

William Cole

I am he, as you are he, as you are me, and we are all together.

ValdVin

Huh. I'll have to see that, and reread The Andromeda Strain.

Miyaa

Wonder in the QC universe, instead of streamers getting into the coffee, tea, and hot cocoa side-hustle, they start making their own food. Which means “Mommy Milker Glazed Donuts” are both wholesome and perverted at the same time and somehow that makes Aurelia at about the same wealth level as Marigold.

GlitchedGent

Kinda glad Marigold and Liz didn't meet. I don't think this existence would survive that goblin singularity

Mark Eichin

I'm reminded of https://www.questionablecontent.net/images/alice/144.png (Gavia's line)

Hawkeye

I admit. My mind went someplace completely different when I read “Better than Glazed”

Benzy

Does Jeph contradict himself? Very well then he contradicts myself, (He is large, He contains multitudes)

Anthony Gaglianese

Perhaps.....but glazed can take on a VERY different meaning.

Steve McSheffrey

As much as I like the comic, the commens under the last panel is what I love most today.

Creeperkry

I wish Patton Oswalt's "Cold Laser Bath" was real. I'd still take real showers, but I want the option.

BobC

All of us are him.

Andrew Herrera

I feel this so much

Captain Button

There was a period when the only way to get myself out of bed and to work was to BS myself that I wasn't going to work, I was just going for donuts. At the donut place halfway to work...

Captain Button

This is how bike riding is for me.

Ashley Thomas

getting in the shower is the most horrible thing. being in the shower a minute later is great. then getting out of the shower is the most horrible thing. maybe its just transitioning from wet to dry places that's unpleasant.

Captain Button

She studied with George Hamilton, Zonker Harris, and Tim Curry.

Veronica Jane

Standing in a shower is the greatest physical experience there is.

Diptych

Yeah, Roko just took a moment to talk to herself and hope Yay was listening.

Diptych

To borrow a post... Before I take a shower: I hate it in there, the wet world is a bad place While in the shower: I remember now that this is a good place, it is the dry world that is the enemy

tim1724

I had no idea that was a word in English; I'd only run across it in Latin. But I suppose any Latin word can be an English word if you want it hard enough.

David Durant

I totally here for a run of one-strip-per-"significant"-character what-are-they-doing-now before getting back into another Canada-sized plot. I wonder how long that would take...?

Kai

I don't think anything new happened. We just got to watch Roko speaking to an empty room.

Shawn K. Younkin

And the fairy goes rolling by with her reindeer!

Eric R Queen

You know someone has tried a dust bath

BookBeard

Now the convergence of storylines begins as they go off to the Secret Bakery to get donuts, where they meet Dora dropping off the weekly coffee bean supply and Roko buying a loaf of sourdough to comfort herself.

Nicholas Lopez

I always forget how much of a cutie Marigold is

Matt Grayson

I was referring to Roko's plea and demanding closure. I can see that my question could be interpreted as missing the entire arc.

Ashbury Haight

Yay! I knew this Master's degree in English would be good for something!

Everett Bradshaw

Good question, but Tannelore is my fave Hanners.

Not that Patrick Foltz

Yeah, I'm getting doughnuts tomorrow....

Elizabeth Rosenzweig

+1 for correct use of "rugose"

Phillip

I love that the bottom right authors comment is cut off, like a trailing thought.

Daryl Sawyer

The Director caught them snooping in their network, and they ran screaming into the night, never to return.

Pete

Probably remembering https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4619

Ash359

I've missed Marigold

BookBeard

She just steps outside for a second. Hannelore tans *very* quickly. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2300

Mindscrambler

the dough will stay dry until the glaze dissolves

She Purple

This sounds like when my partner picks hiking trails based on their proximity to a pub because that’s the only way I’ll agree to go hiking.

Carrie

🔥🤘😂🤘‼️

Pete

Deja vu... is this not a repost?

Doc Gumby

Me too.

Doc Gumby

How is Hannelore maintaining her tan? Does she go to a tanning salon? Or does Station have something to do with it?

Adam Friedlander

ISO requirements for doughnut glaze water resistance Wait, this isn't Google

Zak Reichle

Powdered Donut of Filth is my Cradle of Filth cover band name

Ashbury Haight

For once, I can't relate to Marigold. I fucking love showers. I stay in there until my fingers are rugose and there's no hot water left in the building