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Questionable Gut Contents

🕑 Added 2024-11-14 02:12:52 +0000 UTC

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Mason Jones

I'm getting a 403 error as of today when I go to the site, and my RSS feed of the site has been broken for about a week.

Boots McGoot

THAT'S the lads, thank you

Jack Reidy

Oops yeah I meant same as in same as OP: mine is still going to the forum

Pejo

Thanks y'all! Can always count on the chat. I had no clue "rumination" had a more literal meaning than thoughts; it didn't occur to me to look up in the dictionary a word I'm familiar with & use frequently.

Wicketbird

During the ceremony the bridesmaids hold the bouquets, so maybe that was what was happening?

Joseph Bonnar

That's how I do it on my PC.

P

Mine is still redirecting me to the forum

Jack Reidy

Same for me

Joseph Bonnar

it's working for me; either it's been fixed or (more likely) the error is intensifying and plotting revenge.

Jennifer Pylko

the character poses are looking really dynamic lately

Laurie Voss

Same, I came here to ask what was going on.

Yonatan Zunger

Is the main QC website malfunctioning weirdly for other people too? First it was rendering just the image with some broken-looking CSS, and now it's routing to some no-longer-active fora for me.

Opus the Poet

The word in question was where "married" is now in the first panel.

ValdVin

@Joseph: I long ago gave in to the incredibly easy <- and -> key navigation (on a laptop).

enchantedsleeper

Looking back at the ceremony strip, the bridesmaids have bouquets but Tai doesn't (and nor does Dora) so I'm not sure there would have been one?

Doc Gumby

If we do get Giraffaye I can see the framing in the strips being an issue...

alphanor

Of course!!

Miyaa

I can imagine Dora & Tai setting up the guest WiFi in their home before putting up the holiday decorations as a married couple for the first time.

Captain Button

So what is the biohacking equivalent of "Or are you going to look like a Shadowrun character in six months?"

BookBeard

Ahhhhh yeah that's the stuff https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5073

RobDubya

Pintsize would turn himself into a Silver Dik-Dik for the conversational opportunities alone.

BookBeard

As long as she doesn't go to Montreal. If she encounters Canadian Faye they will annihilate each other. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5197

BookBeard

Did it change? She still says "wived up" in panel 2.

BookBeard

With all four of them wearing skullmaster masks.

Uniquitous

If you're going to body-mod, better to do it sooner than later. You don't want to be ungu-late to the party!

Amelia Lewis

Grimantha riding Bubbles in a cute outfit riding Giraffaye?

Amelia Lewis

Thufferin' thuccotash!

SomeTelephoneGuy

So glad I'm not not the only one!

Brendan Luster

something to ruminate on

Uniquitous

It's a better world to inhabit than the one we were born to.

David Paul

Worse, someone at Cubetown *has* made it happen, but it happened to themselves and they kicked the apparatus over with their hoof and nobody seems to be able to replicate the experiment...

Jeph Jacques

Giraffacts

Duncan

Tiger + rope = fibre-toothed tiger (speaks with a lisp)

Mad Marie

Camel + Leopard = Giraffe

Mad Marie

Ossicones!

Mad Marie

"Ruminate" is rooted in Latin, meaning "Chew again". The word is literally applied to "ruminants", such animals as have the digestive process to do as Sarah P described so excellently--and then later was applied as a metaphor to the human process of "chewing" on thoughts for an extended period of time.

Sarah Peper 🏳️‍⚧️

rumination is also the word for the process of some animals with the ability to digest otherwise hard to digest food by regurgitation and chewing again, including cellulose (Humans are not able to digest cellulose)

Pejo

OK I scrolled 8h of comments to find someone else asking this & somehow I guess I'm the first. What's the connection between rumination & cellulose? Is that a tree pun? (At first I though it referred to film, but no, that's celluloid. 🤪)

Boots McGoot

those knobby things on giraffes' heads become fused bone as they mature and are used in fights! i'm just saying. she won't become LESS dangerous

Opus the Poet

I liked the first draft of the comic better, with the verbed "wifing".

Donna Flint

No you don't. One of us! One of us!

Gene

I hate that I could read that

enchantedsleeper

Me too, but they already departed this life I think xD

mathw

Her chat already have I am sure.

Anders Rapp

EXACTLY!!!

legobil

Giraffaye. My new favorite character. Please, Jeph. Do a drawing. Patreon content!

William Cole

🤝

William Cole

CLASSIC old-school QC.

Opus the Poet

Penelope is not pronounced the same as penelope.

SpookyPenguin

I'm an obligate caffineator

Joseph Bonnar

I am NOW at strip 1792. Why do I -DO- this?

legobil

I’m surprised Faye reached for the giraffe joke and not cattle. I had to google to make sure I understood “rumination”.

Charles Hirst

brong >> being - Obi-Wan strikes again!

BookBeard

Penelope + Antelope = Penelope

Carrie

But they can be taught to play piano.

Bagge

I love when the two of them have time to just hang out

Ísabel Pirsic

Enemies to Lovers, Hannetapir

CthonicBelletrist

Biohacking in the QC universe feels like it would be like tattoos: you can't just get one. "Oh yeah I know I said I would only get the tail. Thought it would be cute, yanno? Now 7 years later I got the color-shifting hair, fangs, blue skin, and eyes that see radio waves which - let me tell ya? More annoying than it sounds."

Miyaa

Thank goodness chickens don’t pokévolve to geese.

Ken

Dinosaurs never stop brong dinosaurs.

Miyaa

I had no idea Jeph has this fascination with giraffes, tapirs, yaks, and turkeys.

ValdVin

Giraffes? Giraffes! https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1374

Carl Fink

It would have to be Sam riding Faye, wouldn't it?

Carrie

Chicken's can be pretty brutal and sneaky too.

Mad Marie

Cow + Aurelia = Mommymilkers

Lightsabr2

Please. Someone tell Aurelia.

darklion

Those were the days of our lives The bad things in life were so few Those days are all gone now, but one thing is true When I look and I find I still love you

Carrie

Internet wonderfulness in the land of QC!

Mad Marie

Orangutan + Marten = Maranguten

Mad Marie

omg hanners' face at the end of comic 1925

Thisguy

If this is possible in the QC verse, please no one tell Aurelia.

BookBeard

Actually that was still Tapirs, but she has been known to use Okapi facts to fill awkward silences. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1290 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1925

Melissa Wilson

I loved that look, too!

Melissa Wilson

We won’t have to miss it; it will continue across the miles!

Kurt Roithinger

Bubbles riding Giraffaye into battle would be a shirt I’d wear. Bonus if Giraffaye has $9.99 DLC battle armor…

Kurt Roithinger

Yup, there was a strip around that time where she offhandedly said ‘I think I’m gonna grow my hair out’ and for the next few months, she got progressively more blonde (her natural hair color) with dark tips. I thought it was a great and memorable look on her. :)

BookBeard

Sometimes Faye wants to be the big spoon. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4683

Nicolas Demers

Symbiosis ftw!

Joseph Martinez

Tapirs. Last I checked she was confused on where Okapi lie on the "weird/cute," scale

BookBeard

At long last, we finally know what Bubbles sees when sampling the "Ms. Ungulate" tea blend... https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3571

Sean Kinlin

Questionable Cud

Doc Gumby

Isn't Hanners terrified of Okapis?

Drazi

Yes

Miyaa

And thus, this chapter of QC ends with two friends drinking tea, glad that they aren’t bovines. Trust me, cows are not the brightest animals on the farm. Pigs on the other hand are clever and even mean at times.

Drazi

Holy shat. Is that Dora?

Thomas Baxter

Can't fool me, Faye is definitely among the GOATs

Drazi

You know... There's probably someone at Cubetown who could make that happen...

Shawn K. Younkin

Why would Faye need to be taller? She has a perfectly build girlfriend of considerable size!

Magic Chopstick Games

And here I thought the title of the post meant we were going to get a visit from our old friends Maraschino cherry and cocktail olive

Melissa Wilson

These two… and the ease of being wide open and wistful and unabashedly weird with those closest to you. *contented sigh* Oh, the feels! Jeph, you really know how to bring us what we need. ✨

Andrew Mitchell

Well spotted!!

Catherine Germann

Well, the 3rd panel made me cry 😢

Switchchris27

Nah, if she gets taller then Bubbles will to, might get those Go Go Gadget Extendo Legs.

Ren Doiron

God I love those two.

Andrew Mitchell

Two years real-time or QC-time?

John Smutko

Next scene is Bubbles enjoying her tea and a sexy Giraffaye hallucination

Joseph Martinez

Plz draw Okapi Hanners!

Andrew Mitchell

Giraffaye bonus content, when?!? Plz

BookBeard

Turning yourself into a giraffe is probably not the healthiest response to feeling like you are losing friends. It's also counter-productive, given Hanners' probable reaction. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1376