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Quickies
🕑 Added 2024-11-11 11:47:27 +0000 UTCwoops, sorry for the late post! I plain forgot to post this last night.
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Mark Brehob
OMG. Love it.
Cole Blackblood
I think this is my new favorite page lol
enchantedsleeper
At home, because they weren't on the guest list? x3
David Durant
I was also unaware of this. Mainlined the entire series last night and the subscribed. Thanks!
Boots McGoot
I've never heard of these before! they look so cute!
Opus the Poet
Yes, with Tommy Bolan as the lead singer.
David Paul
His voice says "Dang it, I knew I was forgetting to do something." but his stance says "We're gonna have to rectify that."
Opus the Poet
AIs don't need to breathe and don't have hearts, so I'm gonna go with the smooches.
David Paul
I read that in his voice, too.
David Paul
Lemon goes through the steps of an entire therapy session with Richard, and ends with a hug and "Just remember, I am always here if you want to talk more."
Clifton Royston
I didn't see this at first, but now when I return to this comic, the position of Marten's arms and elbows in the last panel makes me think he's starting to unbuckle his belt right there.
legobil
Do you mean, such as in 5534 panel 2 or 5424 panel 4? 🤣😅
legobil
Possibly if that is only Pinsize’s old body. Still think Pintsize being “something blue” is weird and definitely some kind of kink. Damnit. Did I just kink shame.
Mad Marie
I mean...she did get jumped
Mad Marie
Steve had a closet malfunction--that's kind of like a wardrobe malfunction, just built in.
DeusFio
Oh, for some reason I assumed Faye was in a jumpsuit, not a dress.
BookBeard
That song is by a band called T. Rex, which I choose to believe was a deliberate tribute to our dearly departed Lego friend Richard.
Opus the Poet
Well if not there maybe a Spicy folder Patreon?
Opus the Poet
I'm having a senior moment, who did this again? My brain is saying Tom or Tommy something.
BookBeard
Quick, someone get her a structurally reinforced fainting couch!
Leak
*something something* wrong URL *something*
Graydon Armstrong
And the something blew.
Diptych
Get it Anh, bang the gangh, get it Anh!
Hope Power
I recommend the Hitachi robot (the old school corded one). I'd marry mine if it were legal.
Dean Reilly
I'm just assuming that Faye's dress is now held together with safety pins all up the back.
PixelThis
I still stand by the comment, that it would be most ironic given Sven's history.
Sean Kinlin
`Heh. I was riffing on the phrase "kiss and tell," but you both have added a level to the joke.
Halloween Jack
[datafromtng] I do not understand the use of "malfunction" in this context. Faye's wardrobe seems to have functioned precisely as intended.[/datafromtng]
Mitsuki Ayane
Claire's face in that last panel is everything. also I love being right that Faye made bubbles make sexy noises again. ~<3
Ronald Burdick
as long as Dan Curtis wasn't caught up in the Dark shadows...hehehehe
Joe
oh god you know how to turn me on!!
Leak
Nort... what? 🤔 *googles* WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS EXISTING?!ß1?eins 🤯
Boots McGoot
Bubbles is just sensationally beautiful. large robot women: call me
Andrea Andrew
That we know of. I’m genuinely wondering where May, Marigold, and the others are.
Hugh Eckert
All of them.
Sarah
I reminded of the lesbian comedian i see that had an entire bit about how the only thing she missed about being straight was no quickies anymore.
Fergus Murray
WEIRD sexy
alphanor
Bookbeard, I think Marten was channeling Monty Python in that comic.
alphanor
Do you suppose there was a communal sock for the doorknob? That would save much potential awkwardness.
PixelThis
Highly ironic if Sven is the only one who doesn't get any at the reception
BookBeard
Pintsize will be so disappointed if he didn't get to be the "something blue" after all. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4764
BookBeard
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
enchantedsleeper
I bet Tai's parents went for a quickie
Panic Blitz
I feel like we’re about to have a Nortverse crossover.
alphanor
Blade Runner reference?
BookBeard
They would have left during the wedding, but hot air balloon rentals are surprisingly expensive. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4869
BookBeard
"Show and fuck and tell" was always one of the weirdest days at school. Wait... everyone else had to do that too, right?
BookBeard
What about drawing with your ex in the race to the fuck line?
alphanor
Faye is wicked, just wicked!! 😄😄
BookBeard
So you're saying the phrase was semantically ambiguous? Oh dear, this is about to get weirder... https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4892
alphanor
They are not leaving for Canada right after the wedding, I presume. So still lots of time for sex, especially the 5 minute variety!
BookBeard
Yes Dora, Anh didn't get it on at your wedding. She just had a whole existential crisis about it. Geez, pay attention. (Or should I say "get it Anh"? AYYYYYYY)
alphanor
Steve and Cleo, Faye and Bubs - that's not so many. Was there anyone else hooked up illicitly? Dora's just jealous!
David Durant
I think your friends are getting more than mine!
Bagge
Claire is getting inspiration!
Gamera
It's a quickie. Sometimes you want it over in 5 minutes
Comics Ladybird
Bubbles is like "this is not a topic for polite company" and everyone else is like "It's fine! We're not polite company!" https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3896
William Cole
"I have seen things you people wouldn't believe…"
William Cole
Tai's commitment to hedonism knows no bounds.
enchantedsleeper
All of the panels with Richard are completely silent while Lemon says "I see, I see. That must have been very hard for you."
enchantedsleeper
AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED
enchantedsleeper
The Director is confused, but intrigued
Miyaa
Last chance for sex before moving to Canada I suppose.
Andrea Andrew
Perhaps a slipshine orgy is in order.
Diptych
Faye, Marten and Dora. Pretty much the three key knuckleheads of the comic's small times. And here they are, all in loving relationships with partners who have themselves become central characters, all pursuing interesting careers, and all dressed up nicely, cracking wise in the Bianchi hallway.
Melissa Wilson
Ooooh…. Can we see Richard in trauma counseling, please?
legobil
Something to make Bubbles blush.
legobil
Yeah, it is a different thing from show and fuck after all.
Armcannon Productions
So many good faces in this one, especially panel two.
Fart Captor
:3
Richard Lindquist
The things my plastic dinosaur eyes have seen this day…
Shawn Spencer
Possibly....in that case poor Marten?
Daryl Sawyer
No. Yelling Bird.
Rawrisaur
“I knew I was forgetting to do something,” more like he was forgetting to do someONE. *kneeslap*
Krestus
Maybe she is the one who is finished after 5 minutes?
Shawn Spencer
Only 5 minutes? Poor Claire.
Solomon Garland
I can't pinpoint exactly why, but I think the wardrobe malfunction bit is my favourite QC joke in some time.
Solomon Garland
She's got her degree and a prestigious job as the directors right-tentacle woman, and her social life has really blossomed. She's doing so well 💙
Shawn K. Younkin
Bubbles blushing will always be cute!
allanfranta
@ValdVin: Just say "It's complicated" and let folks wonder.
Tom Rosenbaum
RICHARD!
Minzoku Bokumetsu
only five??
ValdVin
It's not every wedding where the happy couple race to the illiciting room against a man who's one's ex and the other's very recent boss, and a woman who is (for now) that man's boss and the other's first weed escort. Or is it?
Bill Silvia
Which one is Dora responding to, though?
Creeperkry
Man, to 4th dimensional beings it must look like a weird, overlapping fuck nexus going on in this one guy's room.
Doc Gumby
A most excellent To-Do List!
TV4Fun
Sven, somehow
mathw
I'd say no, there haven't been anywhere near enough butts in it yet.
Lee McDonough
Fantastic strip. Very nice much reminds me of my group of friends.
Pejo
I love how the middle panel represents like 70% of human emotions 😁
David Durant
This is lovely - but more than anything it's an amazing way to highlight how much Claire has changed from her blushing at everything and falling down a lot in her initial strips to the uber confident gal she is today.
Carrie
🤘😊🤘🤣😂🥳
Stephen Wells
"Who's got two thumbs and one of them was recently up Bubbles' unexplained orifice?"
Matthew Van Gangelen
I feel like Marten is just saying it as a joke but Claire is 100% on board. And Tai… 200%.
Not that Patrick Foltz
Tai just wants everyone to be happy, I see nothing weird about that!
Daniel Burnett
Is pintsize writing the wedding arc?
Jim Sharkey
I love how Bubbles is all embarrassed.
Sean Kinlin
"Who got some? This gal!"
Scott
I think that Claire and Tai are gonna melt down if they don’t get what they want RTFN. And Faye and Bubs are so stinking cute…
Andrew
Should we call Lemon, the robot therapist?
Populuxe
Me. I did not get it on at your wedding.
Tamara Macadam
BUBBLES
Taigan
Dora, don’t draw the fuck line at your ex. That’s not fair.
ValdVin
Faye completely blows up Bubbles' first panel nonchalance trying-to-get-away-with-it look.
Leak
More like "Marten get off/get it on"...
legobil
Bubbles blushed so hard she fainted. Faye is down there giving CPR and/or smooches.
Edward Clayton Andrew
Why not BOTH?
Sean Kinlin
Bubbles clearly doesn't want Faye to fuck and tell.
mano
None of the weddings I was invited to had that much going on! Well, at least not where I noticed or was involved in anyway.....
ValdVin
Given the tenative nature of Faye's dress's straps I'm surprised they survived at all!
Spazzzen
And we’re gonna need a status update on Richard
Tannerbot
The smug on Faye's face... I love these idiots.
Magic Chopstick Games
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something ew
LH
malfunction? no, i think it was functioning exactly as intended
Spazzzen
this is now one of my favorite strips 😆
Thisguy
Claire and Martin are such a pair. So is Faye and Bubbles. And Dora and Tai. I LOVE THEM ALL!
Travis Young
Bubs is so scandalized!
Magic Chopstick Games
Jeez Marten, get it together
enchantedsleeper
So cute xD I love the enthusiasm from Claire and Tai
