Post "Just Straight Girl Things" by "jephjacques"

Claudia D.

😆

Opus the Poet

@Charles Hirst the hacked Musak™ player is playing Weird Al, I Think I'm a Clone Now.

Melissa Wilson

10 points for commenting in the form of a rhyming couplet! 🤓

Travis Young

I have a reaction to many scents that is very strong, to the point that I describe it like trying to inhale water. I *could* probably do it, but I'd be fighting my body the entire time, and my breathing just autonomically stops breathing. It's across such a wide range of scents and perfumes that I don't think it's the scent, but some other stabilizing chemical.

Opus the Poet

I understood that reference dot gif.

BookBeard

True, Anh's clothing is *much* more expensive.

enchantedsleeper

Excellent 👏👏👏

Doc Gumby

I think/hope Steve has enough experience in these matters that his Steve-O-Sense is tingling.

James Roy

Nobody seems to have said anything yet but STEVE, NO. You have already soiled one sport jacket already, and I don’t think you want Anh’s kind of trouble

Lucas Werkmeister

surely O Fortuna.

Ursus Ridens

Yes! But what is Emmett's theme music? (My head tells me that it's some kind of mashup of Deathmøle's "Ramona" -- https://deathmole.bandcamp.com/album/meades-army -- and "Teddy Bears' Picnic".)

BookBeard

The little hats will return. They have been waiting. Watching. Planning. When you least expect it, then... then they will strike.

legobil

She just need 2-4 straws.

Doc Gumby

Well, on that page Jeph said the little hats were done... FOR NOW. So I've just been waiting for two, three thousand strips. *sigh*

Mark

What made you think of that?

Shey

omg my patreon glitched and I got booted out of all my membership a month ago and I just signed up again, I'VE BEEN WANTING TO COMMENT ALL MONTH lol *and now I don't know what to say except: damn girl lol

Jon

Emmett: My time is now. (Theme music plays)

Ben H Kram

Perhaps fully automated luxury gay space fabric softener?

Doc Gumby

I want to know when the Little Hats will be making a comeback. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2189

joFinndian

So funny. 😂

Bagge

I really, really love how the art style convey people being frazzled. Same with Yemisi in the last panel here https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5152

Bagge

Weren't that ALL the World of Darkness games (or was that only my gaming circles?)

Elf Sternberg

Acheron: Thank you! I'm glad you got something out of it. I still look back and wonder what the hell I was doing, other than being just annoyed at how little we tried to help people get laid better. :-)

Yonatan Zunger

Wow, that's a really good description of it, @Dalmeir.

Yonatan Zunger

Also, especially in frames 1 and 4, Anh even *looks* a bit snakelike. Like a boa constrictor with unresolved sexual issues.

Clifton Royston

Ohh, maybe this is a recurrent thing and why Tai keeps rolling her eyes at Anh.

Cole Blackblood

You win the internet for that one 🤣🤣🤣

BookBeard

NEW Spacetime Fabric Softener™, four dimensions of comfort with a fresh solar breeze scent. Refresh your universe with that just-after-the-big-bang softness!

BookBeard

Gay: The Awakening is one of the most underrated World of Darkness games.

Opus the Poet

That's why I added the disclaimer about my old gig.

Melissa Wilson

Affirmative. Both her & I…And I’m not sure I want to know why or how you guessed, but I can’t restrain my curiosity…?

Joe

@Opus - you've got "if" doing an awful lot of heavy lifting there.

Joe

new ship

JCfromNC

I believe it can look quite similar once you get to the point of trying to drink with both hands at once.

Adarsh Nednur

Leap Day? More like Leap GAY ayyyy :^)

Ursus Ridens

That would be wonderful, given that she's she's all got up as Grimantha.

Lucas Werkmeister

Does that make her a… yesbian?

Claudia D.

😆

David Pipes

Bi-Bi inhibitions, I guess. :-)

Fabio Neves

So, uh, she's gay for one day every leap year I guess

Stephen Wells

Aw, thanks :) and no matter what the author does - we'll always have fanfic! :)

Clifton Royston

@John - It really depends on a lot of factors. Some people have a much stronger smell to their sweat than others, and have to bathe at least daily and still need to wear deodorant to avoid smelling unpleasant to others. Other people have a less intense smell and can get away without deodorant or scent unless they avoid washing too long. And also, the pheromone thing - provided they're not absolutely reeking of sweat, some people's natural smell may be positively attractive to specific people but not to others. Smell can be a big compatibility factor in who connects to form a relationship.

John C. Kirk

Thanks all - that's useful to know :)

Clifton Royston

Or Joni Mitchell's cover of 'Twisted' ! "My analyst told me / that I was right out of my head. The way he described it / it seemed I'd be better dead than live. I didn't listen to his jive..."

Nipper

Like a shrimp!

Philip Masters

As Marina Diamandis said, "Why be a wallflower when you can be a Venus fly trap?"

Philip Masters

Depends on the fiction. My pet theory here is that Anh has been introduced as a new companion for Pintsize. They'd work quite well as a couple (of sorts), mostly offstagge. So she doesn't need a huge comedic arc, just a throughline to that role.

Hugh Eckert

We're panheads now We are not whole(some) We're panheads all Ahn, go Homo!

Claudia D.

I think that you have outstandingly excellent plot sense! Wow, that would be superb. I hope you’ve called it right! Happy Hallowe’en!

Stephen Wells

...are you OK Anhi?

Stephen Wells

Can you do a California Dreamin' cover in which All the gals are bi And the lads are gay...

Stephen Wells

I hope when next we see them they're living together, sharing a bed, and occasionally wondering whether this is a date or not.

Stephen Wells

Anh needs a very cuddleable body pillow for starters.

Stephen Wells

I have a headcanon resolution where ONE of Yay turns up on Roko's door, because the rest of Yays have absented themselves from society but this one couldn't bear to lose Roko and has separated themselves from the collective. No longer a godlike trickster (though of course still a prodigiously capable hacker). I hope they bring sourdough.

Brittany Huckey

Ultra expensive SPACE fabric softener?

BookBeard

Moments later, having heard the words "big snake" from the other room, Sam busts in like the Kool Aid man yelling "WHERE? I WANNA SEE!!!"

BookBeard

Oh it would absolutely make Hanners mad, but I seriously doubt her mom would realize that...

Kurtis S Whittington

"Purely psychosomatic..." "That Girl needs therapy." "Well what does that mean?" "You're nuts! Crazy in the coconut!" "That girl needs therapy." - (sort of) Frontier Psychiatrist - The Avalanches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

Vinny

Dora's poster: The lady doth protest too much, methinks

Rawrisaur

I SHIP IT!

DVW

And judging by the label, it's ghost pepper

Cole Blackblood

Ah, the bi (or gay) awakening. Good luck Anh.

Charles Hirst

You're never alone with a clone,

BookBeard

Hannelore's deodorant is Aura of Wholesomeness™ https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4646

BookBeard

Vileay Eathday Oodblay Oodblay Oodblay!

Stephen Wells

Out of retirement for one last job, classic heist movie premise, at the end we see inside the impenetrable vault of Anh's denial and her heterosexuality is just gone :)

Miyaa

My mom, who has a lot of the same OCD cleanliness tics as Hannelore, often wished she could wear bleach as a deodorant.

Miyaa

I volunteered for a disability program and they had it as part of their policy that people who worked there could not wear deodorant, cologne, or perfume because some of the people they worked with have allergic reactions to these scents. It didn’t take much (I had to find fragrance free deodorant which was a challenge) to violate that policy. And most people put it on heavily. I suspect “I bet she smells amazing” is meant to convey an intimacy that Hanners would never let someone else get to up to now and also suggest that whatever perfume or deodorant Hannelore uses is unrecognizable to Ahn’s lifestyle.

Stephen Wells

Malo malo malo malo :)

allanfranta

Spagetti will burn! (good to know if you ever need to light a candle or fire)

BookBeard

Yeah, I mean Anh is clearly straight so obviously she needs a straight girlfriend so they can be all straight together. Straightly.

allanfranta

@quarridors; Super smellers have this problem, you ever have someone ask you what something smells like? Tell them "It smells like the color blue to someone who is colorblind", maybe they'll rethink the question.

djellafine

STRAIGHTLY

allanfranta

Philip, Philip, Philip... That's NOT how fiction works.

BookBeard

Perhaps some ghost pepper infused simple syrup? Bubbles knows a guy. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3998

allanfranta

Said in the shopkeepers voice in Skyrim...

allanfranta

German heritage?

allanfranta

@Dalmeir- I wouldn't say "less pleasant", most folks have a natural odor which is, not surprisingly for genetic reasons, attractive and subtle; a few, much less so. We've been "groomed" by advertising to cover up our body odors, but it's nice when someone figures out that a particular fragrance accentuates their personal odor. Some folks aren't so lucky.

allanfranta

as long as they are straight?

Mark

Anh needs therapy!

BookBeard

True, but she told Jim that she was getting out of the dominatrix business back on their first date. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2697

Claudia D.

But Yay, where is Yay? Out there, alone…

Duncan

😏

Duncan

Whaish't

enchantedsleeper

Wait wait wait she's Panh

enchantedsleeper

Veronica can be a fetish model (or work with clients) without being in a relationship with them, though. It doesn't mean she wouldn't be monogamous with Jim.

Melissa Wilson

100%! One of my mentors always said, when someone wasn’t quite sure what they were feeling, “…maybe you just need to poop…?”

ValdVin

In panel one, Steve is exiting to the left, while Blue Dress Brunette is talking with someone else.

Jeph Jacques

A+

Chris Warren

Now I'm going to feel sad if Anh and Hannelore don't start dating. Anh really seems like she needs a (girl)friend.

Philip Masters

I'm sure that it would. But let's face it, Anh is probably just confusing envy or admiration with lust here. She's found somebody who outclasses her without trying and who she can't but respect, and her brain has nothing to do with that other than "attempt sex". As I've said before, I think that Anh just needs to explore a minor kink or two, and she'll start finding her sex life more satisfying and less repetitively pointless.

Philip Masters

I really think that Veronica is effectively retired now. I mean, I'm sure that Jim would be very accepting, but I get a definite "retired to comfortable monogamy" vibe off their relationship. It's rather more likely to be Pintsize who becomes the punchline to this joke, I think.

fx_in_mind

Well Ahn, at least the rest of us can all agree with you on one thing - you have great taste in friends and crushes, whether you want to or not!

Philip Masters

Always someone cooler, eh, Anh? But it's Emmett I really like in this strip. Worry about, but like.

Philip Masters

/Mansplain Mode/ Actually, 0 is completely straight, and 6 is completely homosexual. So 1, 2, 4, and 5 are various levels of "sometimes dabbles", and 3 is presumably a downright zen level of bisexuality.

Opus the Poet

Sadie Hawkins Day in the US.

Dalmeir

Depends how strong it is. Generally speaking if people can smell you without invading your personal space, then it's too strong. It's more meant to just cover your natural, less pleasant, odor. You also might catch a subtle whiff after they walk past carried on the air.

John C. Kirk

I'm congenital anosmic (born without a sense of smell), so I'm curious about the comment in panel 2: "I bet she smells amazing". Wouldn't Anh already know what Hanners smells like? I.e. how close do you have to get to someone before you can detect their perfume, aftershave, etc?

Diptych

Hanners is an increasingly robust flower. Perhaps some sort of succulent.

David Paul

Like "The Purge" but for lesbian sexytimes. The trick is trying to convince Hanners to participate.

Clifton Royston

She wants to be Hannelore's Straight jacket.

enchantedsleeper

I don't see Hanners reciprocating but I'm still here for this to continue because it's funny

Diptych

She needs to relax, read a magazine - maybe the latest issue of Nun's Life.

Diptych

When in Massachusetts?

enchantedsleeper

I don't think Hanners is so delicate these days xD And she can handle herself.

Diptych

'...until you boil it and serve it with a rich sauce of tomato and fresh herbs.' (Hanners puts to an already-bubbling human-sized pot.)

David Paul

They're planning something. Something... helpful.

Diptych

Surely a 5 must also be bi if a 2 is bi?

David Paul

That was appalling. I like it XD

Stephen Wells

Ahn is *making* the allegations :)

Stephen Wells

Ironically one person that Hanners could actually get with is... Bubbles :) muscular, heroic, with wipe-clean surfaces! Maybe Faye would share :)

Clifton Royston

Steve does not yet realize he now has a Yelp page.

Dean Reilly

Word is getting around!

Stephen Wells

In line for a Boston marriage.

Stephen Wells

There's still time for Veronica to teach her to Sit, Beg and Roll Over :)

Stephen Wells

For one thing, she was expecting to go by rail(ed) :)

Opus the Poet

IIRC a Kinsey 1 is Super Straight. A 2 or 3 or 4 would be bi, and a 5 or 6 is very homo.

quarridors

The unscented fabric softener I have smells faintly of glycerine, which I suppose must be in the mix somewhere with all the scented ones too.

Steve DeGroof

1. I would expect her to smell like unscented soap. 2. To me, at least, fabric softener smells like headaches. 3. I'm trying to decide whether or not it's a good thing Pintsize isn't within earshot. Poor little guy would probably be malfunctioning over all the (unintentional?) inuendo.

Carrie

Yes and besties for life in the 1950's? 🤣🤦‍♀️😂

Carrie

🍳🙂

CrudeButEfficient

It can be a n adventure, realizing that you are a Kinsey 1...

Carrie

Hopefully the perfect amount for some happy life changes.

Carrie

Some multiple million scoville hot sauce with everclear would be hilarious!

Darnel D Cooper

I kept waiting for firemen for Hanners,... didn't happen. (Sigh)

Bagge

Seems like Anh's getitng into the wedding spirit just fine

Mitsuki Ayane

Ahn not beating those allegations at all... ~<3

Ashley Thomas

ahnaconda dont want none unless you from space hun (sorry)

Clifton Royston

I used to know a bit of Latin, and that looks correct to me.

Shane Wegner

#Ahnaconda

Davus Otho

Unless you mean hooking up with Ahn, I don't think that would work. Hannelore didn't really catch Ahn being a bitch to her, and she's forgiving enough where she wouldn't really care, so it would probably just make her more mad at her mom.

legobil

Wow! Hanners really got Anh-der her skin! It’s like, her niceness is inside her…! So cozy!

Opus the Poet

@Zig Justice Or at least entertain us.

Jan Gampe

“But Hanners, I am straight!” “So is spaghetti…”

Opus the Poet

Not so much homo as Bi, very much yes bi.

Andrew

Would space perfume be based on what space smells like - burnt steak?

Miyaa

Maybe Ahn picked a lousy week to quit drinking, or quit using barbiturates.

Andrew

Anh-aconda

Opus the Poet

Malum, Mors, Sanguis Sanguis Sanguis

Opus the Poet

If Google translate is to be trusted, Emmett's half-Latin translates to "Malum, Mors, Sanguis Sanguis Sanguis". Personally, I used to have a very good side gig cleaning up machine translated documents to make then read like they were written by a human so I wouldn't trust Google translate as far as I could throw it.

TIPDucky

Still need an Old Style to go with it.

Andrew

Exactly, for one day every 4 years… oh my.

Ursus Ridens

Emmett is very, very ready to help, here. And/or they're planning something.

William Cole

Schroedinger's homo! Anh is in superposition until her wave function collapses.

tellumo

I always figured those shirts were aimed at bisexual women with lesbian girlfriends.

Opus the Poet

Questioning homo?

Todd Ellner

Maybe Hanners is ready to have her delicate flower sullied

Opus the Poet

Is that anything like the drinking problem on Airplane?

Todd Ellner

No. Ho.

tellumo

Yes, by r34: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34

EnterTheHero

She is having a CRISIS.

AcheronYYC

I hope you'll excuse me while I fanboy a moment: I don't think I've written it here before, but I always smile to see your name here in Jeph's patreon, Elf. Your name is one of the earliest I remember seeing on the internet, on dialup with a BBS, reading newsgroups, probably around 1991-93ish. Your stories, and the FAQs you maintained, reframed my narrow small-town understanding of sex and sexuality topics and the technologies I learned while getting your work to my eyeballs set up my whole career. To see you write a sentence like "its been a damn good life, all told" gives me a giant ear-to-ear grin and a joyful heart. Thanks for being you! -Jonathan Stade

Tim Mitchell

Thank you. People fascinate me. Especially those in the outer percentiles of experience. So many ways to be awesome.

BookBeard

EVILUS DEATHICUS BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

BookBeard

Maybe homo?

Alan

She really wants to be roommates.

Mirage the Fennec

Anh, what you are experiencing is the desire for *friendship.* …or envy. Or maybe constipation. Actually I’m not sure what your deal is, but maybe a weird goth drink will help you sort it out. Especially if it’s that last thing.

Uniquitous

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction!

Elf Sternberg

Eh, it's not so much "too personal" (I've told it often enough on some other social media), it's that it doesn't seem to be relevant to lots of people. It's mostly that I started out kinky, finding local BDSM venues and realizing that a lot of the things I wanted, it was going to be a lot easier to get them from guys. And somewhere along the way I discovered that, hey, there's not a huge amount of difference in the amount of effort I and the other person have to put in to maintain a good relationship whether they were a man or a woman. (I also discovered that while I had kinks, they really weren't the ones I went into the scene expecting to find. Well, except that one. The one that really, no, women rarely do that one. (And if you're burning with curiosity: I'll just say, red handkerchief.)) So I dated a lot of guys and a lot of women in my 20s, spent a lot of time figuring myself out. The one project I couldn't do with a guy was have kids, and I had a really strong relationship with this one gal, and, y'know, 30 years later we have two adult kids, and she knows all about everything and it's been a damn good life, all told. I've come to the conclusion that I really don't have a sexual orientation. Or like, if I do, it's like the difference between tuning the stereo and setting the volume: whatever I'm tuned to, the volume is so low I can't hear it.

Uniquitous

Every genre is a sub-genre of porn if people can fuck in it.

Uniquitous

Counterpoint, and hear me out now, yes homo?

Uniquitous

The Yang to Hanners' Ying? I could see this being a thing.

Grace Kieser

Yes homo!

Clifton Royston

Surely you have heard of the snek, as portrayed on one of the earliest American flags, the "No step snek!" flag.

Justin

I mean, it might be helping a little.

Justin

By now there's a line forming at the top of the stairs.

JCfromNC

Ahn's setting herself up for a drinking problem -- two hands and only one mouth.

KingAtticus

Just verbalize those thoughts and feelings, Ahn. You can do it

KingAtticus

Brun has been enraptured by a rare clock and has ironically lost track of time

Miyaa

I’m waiting for Hannelore’s mom to get wind of this, realize the opportunity to try to get back in her daughter’s good graces and absolutely ruin Ahn forever.

Miyaa

The finest drink in Chicago to complain about Chicago with.

Taigan

No homo.

Graydon Armstrong

Honestly I'm not sure I saw that one coming. Petplay and praise kinks, absolutely. Bi, did not really expect. Well, I hope she figures herself out.

William Cole

MORE DEMON EYEBALLS!!

Green

FINALLY

SilverbackRon

I was so excited for this wedding. I mean Dora and Tai at long last! Who would have guessed how much fun we would have with the people we meet at the wedding. This is honestly the most fun I have has in a while.

Nicolas Demers

"Not Pounded In The Butt By My Sexy Girl Crush, Who Is Ace And From Space"

Larry

Or a woman saying "I'm not lesbian, but my girlfriend is." (which is actually dumb because it completely ignores bisexuals, as do most people)

Larry

Elf, I had never heard that before.

SilverbackRon

I really thought this would be a one week joke and then over. I am so ready to see where this train wreck goes!

SilverbackRon

That sounds like a glorious Titanic waiting to happen.

Tim Mitchell

Ooo story time? Or too personal?

Melissa Wilson

She *definitely* needs Emmett’s help here… That first glass doesn’t contain even a single olive OR maraschino cherry… 🍒🫒 🍒🫒🍒 🫒🍒🫒🍒

Cozy

omg

Keelia Silvis

THIS!! There were SO many signs. I was probably the only one among my friends & family who was actually surprised 😂

BookBeard

Yes, lesbians were also allowed to propose to men on that day. They were progressive like that.

Donna Flint

Secrets

Timothy Roller

Sneks are adorbs and give snoot boops. Heckin' noodles.

Populuxe

Fazed. I will be that guy for this word, and this word only.

Populuxe

Not that I necessarily want Anh to be a romantic partner for her, but even if Anh finally admits what she wants, won’t Hanners’ haphephobia be a rather big impediment to a physical relationship?

Thisguy

When you meet someone so genuinely nice that suddenly it doesn't matter what bits they have.

Elf Sternberg

I am in awe of this wordplay. I may steal it.

BookBeard

WAP: Wet Ass Pasta

Elf Sternberg

God, all this reminds me that my coming out story was so different from most people's. Like, weirdly perpendicular to the plane of queer coming out experiences.

Scott Gosnell

Hannelore uses *unscented* fabric softener. Very exclusive.

Kevin McCarthy

Jeph, PLEASE don't let this person sully the delicate flower that is Hanners!

Captain Button

"Bachelor's Day, sometimes known as Ladies' Privilege,[1] is an Irish tradition by which women are allowed to propose to men on Leap Day, 29 February, based on a legend of Saint Bridget and Saint Patrick. It once had legal basis in Scotland and England. " (from Wikipedia) Does this also apply to lesbians?

Den

Is- is he holding a bottle of Malort???

Taryn

It's like she's wearing nothing at all ...nothing at all... ......nothing at all......

MikeT

Anh is more of a Danger Noodle

BookBeard

I'm pretty sure that's young Dora. It would be a bit weird for Dora's parents to hang a picture of Sam in their house.

Claudia D.

What kind of anamul is a "snek"? I don’t like the thought of it…

Julie Chan

I didn't figure it out until I was 45. And there were SO MANY SIGNS

Captain Button

It is in the fine print on the back of the invitation.

Ben R

I admit it...I have trouble relating to heiresses

ValdVin

That's more of a Willis book title, perhaps in more ways than one.

Drazi

Anh, I agree with you about Hanners. But I also respect her and don't have gaynile. So, there's that

Adarsh Nednur

Anh gives me strong "She was my best friend in college, and I don't know if I'd be friends with her if I met her today, but we've been through a lot together, and she's like a sister to me, and if I so much as mention someone mildly inconveniencing me she will go from 0 to 'I will kill them for you' in 3.5 seconds flat, so we're kind of like... inextricably platonically linked for life. But also, dear god, I love her to death but word of advice, if you know what's good for you, do not date her" vibes

Drazi

Um. No pussy kiss? 🤷‍♀️😝

MikeT

It's the bisexual pheromones in the air. The girls really should have warned the guests about this.

Brendan Luster

that amateur bar staff is going to learn some things...

Elf Sternberg

And wet. Don't forget wet.

Elf Sternberg

"Making a note here, huge success...."

Timothy Roller

If she was a snek she'd have no hands.

Elf Sternberg

*Someone* on this board (not you and not me) has to know what the lesbian equivalent of "It ain't gay if the balls don't touch" is.

Keelia Silvis

I recently attended a queer burlesque costume wedding with my girlfriend, it was even more incredible than you are imagining, and yes we ALL learned some things 😍🏳️‍🌈🩷💜💙🩷💛💙

J.C. Hewitt

Plus side: Love the character and the potential plot line. Minus Side: it will be six to eight years before we get any resolution. Signed, Still waiting to see Brun and Millefeuille again…

Keelia Silvis

Me too!!! God this has unlocked so much nostalgia for my awkward baby bisexual phase in my early 20s 😂🩷💜💙

Donna Flint

Love the picture of goth Sam.

Captain Button

Wait, so are Lesbian Disaster Movies a subgenre of porn?

Keelia Silvis

Yessss 🩷💜💙

David Durant

I guess this just highlights the kind of people I hang out with. Almost all the women are bi (maybe 10% of the guys are gay or bi) and no-one would be phased by having feelings (sexual or romantic) for anyone. As other folks have said - this is some weapons grade internalized homophobia going on.

Armcannon Productions

She's a disaster, I love it.

Adarsh Nednur

I wasn't on the Anhelore train to start but now I'm there lol I still think Svennelore has more endgame potential but I would love to see the Anh x Hanners flaming train crash for a while

Slayer Anderson

No Homo.

BookBeard

It's okay Anh, you can just say "no homo" afterwards and then it doesn't count. Everyone knows that.

Bill Silvia

This has me wondering if disaster bis know exactly how many minutes.

Gene

Gay as hell

Bill Silvia

If so, it looks like she's going with Steve.

Lorelei

genuinely, I have been waiting for hannelore to get embroiled in some terrible drama for ages. she's finally mostly processed a lot of her drama and trauma over her mental health, and her mom, she's finally at peace, we can't have that.

Andrew Mitchell

I'm loving these glimpses into how much Emmett has grown since they moved to town. Hopefully we get to see more of Emmett.

William Cole

Life's tough for an earth-bound heiress these days.

awgiedawgie

Doesn't look to me like she's going anywhere.

Bill Silvia

Pretty sure she was already out as a disaster (Yes, I have been waiting days for an opportunity to use that joke).

enchantedsleeper

There's plenty of speculation about exactly how Anh ended up in the wedding party, but there are lots of possibilities besides "sibling"

Paul Zagieboylo

Anh: Emerging Lesbian Disaster

enchantedsleeper

Um, I don't think so? We've had no indication that they're immediate family. Anh is an heiress; Tai isn't.

Monica Gaudio

I love this so much.

ValdVin

Blue Dress Brunette going up to the Illicit room? I guess everyone wants to visit Richard.

Andrew Mitchell

do it... Do It... DO IT!!!

schmod

I was going to say "How on earth is this person friends with Tai" and then it hit me – they're SISTERS.

Bill Silvia

Panel 4 deserves to go viral on its own.

Andrea Andrew

She’s so fruity, she could cure scurvy.

Keelia Silvis

#relatable tho?? This was literally me until my 20s. Baskets full of queer friends & relatives, but of course *I* was straight (until I finally realized I most definitely wasn't)

Commodore_Perry

Stupid sexy Hanners

BookBeard

The fact that she's a friend of Tai and we've never seen her before suggests that she's likely just in town for the wedding.

Keelia Silvis

I'M SO HERE FOR IT 🩷💜💙

BobC

Gayquisitive?

Lorelei

Do it Do it Do it do it, do the disastrous lesbian ship the people have been demanding. The people are me and probably some other people

voyager-ngc5195

Looking forward to the next chapter of "I'm Not Actually A Lesbian, My Stupid Sexy Girl Crush Is Just From Space"

Andrea Andrew

Yeah, totally straight. She’s so pan, she could cook stir fry.

Logan Nix

it was covered in their Goth Training 😁

Captain Button

Goth Dora Disapproves Of You!

Sparky

At least she understands Hanners is special. I just don’t want this to be a Supervillain origin tale. Weddings are stressful.

Captain Button

What about the other 0.2425 days per year?

cat2002

Just remember, 97/400 years are leap years.

enchantedsleeper

Why assume that Anh is from Northampton?

Keelia Silvis

Ok as a pansexual woman who was "straight" until her 20s, this girl is GAY and I'm SO EXCITED FOR HER. Like I literally had this exact conversation with myself (minus references to space perfume) on my "straight girl crushes" until I finally realized I was gay as the sunrise.

enchantedsleeper

Omg! Teen Sven! Fantastic.

enchantedsleeper

Steve in panel 1 is Wondering If Anh Is Okay

ValdVin

First view of that Sven (I think) pic?

BookBeard

I don't think Anh has quite managed to re-embalm her feelings yet. The good news is Emmett is prepared to make some really top-notch artisanal embalming fluid.

enchantedsleeper

Travels? Or travails 🤔

Joel Bateman

Right I'm dum

Matthew Van Gangelen

It’s amazing space fabric softener though.

enchantedsleeper

Love that Jeph is fully going for this Bi Awakening storyline, not just as a passing joke :D

Sean Kinlin

That's Emmett.

schmod

That's an awful lot of internalized homophobia for someone who lives in a town where seemingly everybody is some variation of queer.

enchantedsleeper

Anh has two hands: one for Hannelore, and one for Cleo.

Doc Gumby

Ahn is under Hannelore's spell now.

Sean Kinlin

Pyth-Anh.

Fart Captor

"I want her to hold me down by my little bee wings and use me to repopulate the hive, but like, HETEROSEXUALLY"

Sparky

Ah

Ashbury Haight

This has basically been me at least four or five times over the past few years as I've slowly figured out my identity. Hopefully you'll only have to do this once, Anh, lol