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🕑 Added 2024-10-23 00:28:23 +0000 UTCwomp chicka wow woww
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Andrew Taylor
I don't think she's so much angry, more needing a shit and doesn't want anybody to be in the fallout zone.
Mitsuki Ayane
oh going down is the easy part, especially for Faye, she's a bourbon girl, it's how hard it's going to come up that's the issue. ~<3
Tim Starliper
I'm shocked the drink even went down in the first place!
wolfman
Jesus, Sven is never gonna stop paying for that kinda sorta but not really fuck up huh? Time to let go of that anger Faye...
Travis Young
I mean, the last time he broke up with someone he got so drunk he fought a giant purple gecko with a plastic vodka bottle. Also, if he keeps it NBD, then Svetlana(?) won't hunt Cosette down and kill her for breaking his heart.
Ursus Ridens
Fluctuate? Is that, like, a barometric pressure thing??
Ursus Ridens
I like to imagine that is the Faye that our artist envisioned in QC #3, q.v.
Chris Warren
Cherries and olives should stay well apart from each other.
Shawn K. Younkin
Or how she prepares herself for the eventual pooping.
Shawn K. Younkin
SKULLMASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS APPROVES!
ValdVin
You mean she doesn't have an ASMR of that on her phone already?
Not that Patrick Foltz
@Andrea Andrew They were definitely 'seeing each other' and it was implied that they hooked up more than was portrayed in the comic. Faye also laid out ground rules for the relationship, which Sven violated and then it was over. Sounds at least datingsque.
Comics Ladybird
Took them some time to get there, though: for a while their encounters were awkward, to say the least.
Digi
OMG - the first record that I ever bought, with my first ever payslip :)
Stephen Wells
I think it wasn't that he bought the boat, it was that he KEPT the boat.
Stephen Wells
Faye will also be providing porn sound track noises. Grunting, moaning, "oh god"...
Hugh Eckert
Wow, Faye is really lookin' good in that dress...
Philip Masters
Perhaps her parents were blaxsploitation fans?
Philip Masters
Tomahto, Tomayto.
Jim Feldman
The Leafs, in defiance of the NHL become the only team to wear black on black for both home and away games.
Todd Ellner
That's not a girl. It's a goat, see?
Andrea Andrew
I thought they just hooked up. Were they dating?
Mitsuki Ayane
is anyone shocked that the drink doesn't sit well? ~<3
Miyaa
Ten years later Dark Emmett & Grim Samantha’s drink is sold to Amazon as endocrinologists hail it as a more effective way to prepare people for their impending colonoscopy. They become billionaires and celebrate by wearing top hats and monocles, and become the youngest owners of the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Claudia D.
Sometimes a breakup just works out fine: "We regret the partnership,etc, but not the friendship, which happily, has survived our errors." Speaking from personal experience here, if you can salvage the friendship, 30 years down the road you’ve got someone who "knew you when", and that’s a gift.
Claudia D.
Must be the “Sven Effect". My husband and I have a joke about such things. As Faye seems unconscious of it, I would say it’s just a disturbance in the local atmosphere and signifies nothing on her part. Carry on Faye, and hustle down to the hall to the bathroom!
Philip Masters
A didn't think there was much in it that was especially laxative, but I guess her digestion has identified the combination of olives and cherries, and noped out.
Clifton Royston
The important thing is we finally know she’s named Cleo. Hi Cleo!
enchantedsleeper
It's funny that Sven is probably warning her because she's about to overhear sex, whereas Faye is concerned about the couple hearing her bathroom activities xD
enchantedsleeper
Even so... For me it's the fact that their relationship ended off-screen that's frustrating 😅 Plus, they were together for a long time (longer than Marten and Claire!), and yet Steve didn't even seem to care about the relationship ending. It's odd.
enchantedsleeper
OOF
enchantedsleeper
It is indeed Steve
Dean Reilly
Perhaps Faye needs more fibre in her diet.
Sarah Peper 🏳️⚧️
that timeline is awesome. And I realise how much I've forgotten in the meantime. Time for a full re-read
Stephen Wells
Also Sprach Zarathustra for when Bubbles gets dressed and porn soundtrack for when she gets undressed.
Drazi
Yep. We old
Matthew Delahaye
They fluctuate
Bagge
I love how the two of them still have good chemistry. Part of the hurt, I suppose
legobil
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade if you don’t have cups.
legobil
Ah, that explains it. While Ahn may be looking to get railed, Cleo was looking to get bomped.
legobil
Along with a loud *prrffpphhtttbbbbtttttt*
Smashy smashy
I've been meaning to send some Letters to Cleo
Graydon Armstrong
Bow-chicka-dum-tss.
Pejo
Nice. I remembered the bathroom encounter (reread that strip recently, probably starting from some other strip you linked), but forgot it was GI issues too.
PixelThis
Thanks very much!
Diptych
He should shorten and capitalise it, IMHO.
Larry
This spreadsheet? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wqTgvVxV0GE1EoKnR0pxVChHUo4ZYtal/edit?pli=1&gid=2000794116#gid=2000794116
Daryl Sawyer
But there's only one girl, and no cups.
Daryl Sawyer
That's how fast her clothes want to come off in Sven's presence.
Captain Button
Not a spreadsheet, but: https://questionablecontent.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline
PixelThis
I'm doing a archive deep-dive and I remember seeing on one of these posts (months and months ago) a link to a spreadsheet that dated everything and kept track of when characters first entered the comic, does anyone have a link to that?
Todd Ellner
It's a party in Sven's bed. A lemon party.
Paul Zagieboylo
I did NOT realize that was Steve yesterday, I thought it was just some random dude! It's much funnier if it's Steve.
SilverbackRon
Nice one Bob! Hard to imagine that song is nearly 50 years old.
Julie Chan
Faye is missing a strap in the last frame
Darren Franzen
@BookBeard Spotify is suggesting O Fortuna and that does not seem appropriate… But I do have plenty Yaz!
David Paul
There is quite a lot of music distributed under a Creative Commons licence. You just have to check the particular terms for redistribution (and likely credit the artist and song).
David Paul
It was the olives and the soda water that made it evil. Everything else was flavouring.
Sammitch
I knew a guy named Imhotep, anything is possible.
Opus the Poet
That "drink" was more like a cold soup than a drink, no wonder it is affecting her like that.
Sammitch
If you cross-reference the house layout between this and the previous strip, Sven's bedroom has a window into the bathroom that Faye is about to destroy.
Not that Patrick Foltz
That Trace Atkins song sounds like a great example of a canon Sven composition. The joke "What did Ted and Edna see when they went to the barn?" Was my favorite 'dirty' joke to tell when I was a kid.
Darren Franzen
I know what I’m doing at “work” “tomorrow”. Work = in bed Tomorrow = 5 minutes from now
Captain Button
I thought Steve was the one with the appealing timber...
Not that Patrick Foltz
And of course when Faye confronted him climbing out of the bar bathroom window, after she and Sven hooked up she used gastrointestinal distress as her excuse to Penelope for needing to go to see Dr. Corinne. Bathrooms and poop have been common themes in their relationship.
Aaron Brewer
I mean would work for me
BookBeard
I prefer to think she has an "Emergency Porn Music" playlist already built and ready to go, just in case.
BookBeard
To be fair it's not like we saw a lot of Cosette anyway. Steve's appearances have been a once-a-year gag at most, and she only showed up in about half of those.
Miyaa
Faye plays “Walk Like an Egyptian” by the Bangles. It’s super effective.
Miyaa
I learned porn site may use royalty free music for their porn.
Eric Sieck
I assumed youtube
Eric Sieck
Nah, his Bubbles is Hanners
Miyaa
I know a video game streamer who has a dog named Cleo!
JD
Faye might be my wife
Andrea Andrew
These two have come a long way. Hope Sven finds his Bubbles (May).
Populuxe
Very thoughtful of her, honestly.
BookBeard
The library maintains a comprehensive collection of porn soundtracks, you just have to convince Momo to open the horny vault. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4421
ValdVin
Who knows? Faye may have incredible range and an appealing timbre.
BookBeard
It ain't Sven's room anymore, it's the "guest room". They're at his parents house, he hasn't lived there in a while.
Tyler
🎶BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW!🎶
BookBeard
Kudos for the top notch callback in panel three. The last time Faye and Sven ran into each other she was similarly in a state of gastrointestinal distress. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3994
JD
But did Sven actually give permission?
Tom B
They have permission. Tai told everyone where the hookups were supposed to happen right after the ceremony ended. Dora's mom said she would change the sheets tomorrow.
Melissa Wilson
Faye has always had curves, but hasn’t put the goods right out there like this much. That kind of dress also requires a padded push-up bra, which usually adds at least a cup size, if not a couple.
Doc Gumby
*Plop-Chica-Wowa*
David Durant
I always really liked Cosette, shame we'll probably never see her again. Although, given we don't see plenty of the *main* characters for years on end (*cough* Brun *cough*) thining out their numbers might not hurt a bit...
Doc Gumby
I was wondering the same thing.
Thomas Baxter
Yup! Gotta have it!
Doc Gumby
Why Wouldn't Faye have porn music on her phone?
JD
tbh I think people willing to have sex in someone else’s bed without permission deserve to listen to the dulcet tones of Faye’s enormous shit
Blake Manor
the dress accentuates the curves
Zak Reichle
Looks like Richard stayed in the room with Steve and Cleo
BobC
That was kinda the point. It was more of a "Made you look!" than a "Gotcha!". However, for some folks it will bring back Disco nightmares. That's the real vein this needle was aiming for.
Drazi
I am very disappointed you didn't rick roll us
ValdVin
Is Cleo short for Cleopatra? (Don't laugh: That was my wife's tortie's name.)
Drazi
Who here is old enough to know tub girl? Speaking of.... Well, one of those things
Nulgar
Is it just me, or do Faye's boobs keep getting bigger? Like, not complaining or anything.
Robert Smart
I mean there’s rule 34 so sure.
Likeablejerk
Now you're a man! Manny manny man!
Alacrity Fitzhugh
I'm sure that's a turn-on to someone...
Mark Eichin
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5406 (setting off a flood of Claire puns that even Marten thought were a bit much)
Robert Smart
I think it’d be kinda surreal to try to poop to a porn music accompaniment.
Alacrity Fitzhugh
But who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? (and where can I get one?)
Richard
We got the "bomp" yesterday from the closet door breaking.
BobC
Here you go, Faye: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEbaeLv-aOo
Thomas Baxter
I'm more of Bomp Chicka Wow Wow person. Gotta have that `bomp`
Katie Spina
Faye always so considerate of others
William Cole
I need to get a porn soundtrack into my library in case of similar contingencies.
Yelling Bird
Orgazmo soundtrack for the win!
Bridgette Ryan
Goddamn, I was just about to make a similar joke!
Aditya Rameshan
Faye being an excellent wingman even when dropping a deuce 🤣🤣🤣
Aditya Rameshan
Dumped him cuz he bought a boat
Travis Young
They broke up because he drunk bought a boat. (No, really. It was brought up like a week ago when marten was catching up with him at the wedding)
Anthony Gaglianese
Ahhh, Cleo. Now we have a name. Also, obligatory *hey chicka bump bump*
Jackie aka Jax
So considerate lmao
Bill Silvia
Evilus deathicus *blood blood blood* On second thought, hopefully there's no blood blood blood.
Reece Chenault
*George Michael playing as she drops a wicked deuce* 🎵🎶 somebodyyyy tellll meeee ohhhhhhh
Michael
What happened to Steve's last gf? The college girl that was accident prone.
Shawn K. Younkin
I appreciate that Faye is help setting the mood for Steve & Cleo!
Edward Clayton Andrew
Bow chicka wow wow
