Post "Wifery" by "jephjacques"

Clifton Royston

And we now know that they're two people we'd never heard of, so we were right to be bewildered.

enchantedsleeper

We've never seen much of Tai's friendship circle (outside Our HeroesTM), so there's not much reason to assume we have ever met these two.

enchantedsleeper

Jeph also needs BookBeard to remind him of comic continuity XD

Stephen Wells

See strip 5409 when I guess Jeph also remembered that :)

eilonwylovegood

That be kind of an odd bridesmaid. I dont believe anyone aside Marten/Secret Bakery knew her well.

JourneymanWizard

Probably already addressed, but I thought the wedding was at Jim and Veronica's place?

Dale Nielsen

Which reminds me... Hey Bookbeard! Has there been any mention of what happened to Pintsize's military-grade Anthro-PC chassis?

Clifton Royston

Is the tall one maybe Padma, visiting from California?

Clifton Royston

I can officiate marriages, just in case any of you need. (I've only done one though.)

Clifton Royston

Who are the bridesmaids? In particular who is that immediately to the left of Tai? My problems with recognizing faces often extend to characters in comics, alas.

Clifton Royston

But don't other the significant other!

Clifton Royston

They're just gal pals. Who fuck a lot.

Clifton Royston

I think Sven's position means Sven must be there as Dora's best man, which is really great. Their relationship has come a long way.

Clifton Royston

GDI Marie

Clifton Royston

Same here alphanor!

Clifton Royston

So say we all!

Clifton Royston

@Silverback ICWYDT

Clifton Royston

I still reflexively look for the Anthro-PC when someone says "Pintsize", so it took me forever to notice the green hair.

YsabetJustYsabet

EEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I too marry people (Universal Life Church), and I'm proud and pleased to have Beeps among us knot-tyers! Also, that was a FANTASTIC wife of the wife.

Ursus Ridens

(I made the same mistake.)

Amanda L

Dora is SO CUTE in the last panel! This is just the warm-fuzzy we needed after the last story arc.

Joe

@Captain why worry?? add a little spice to the honeymoon!!

Todd Ellner

By the power invested in me by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts I pronounce you Cute Butch One and Tall Goth One

John Levine

Too late to fix now, but it's the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, not the state. Nice comic, though.

Dale Nielsen

D'oh! Now I see that what I thought was a hat is actually a pony-tailed head. AUGH!!!

Dale Nielsen

My mistake. When I looked at the strip before posting, I was looking for Pintsize on the other side of Hanners from where I now see him. Somebody is holding a hat near Hanners' left shoulder and I thought that had been added to cover up Pintsize for some strange reason.

alphanor

So sorry!! I was looking for the old Pintsize body, not the new one.

alphanor

I got the SU reference, but still ?? - Pearl tuxedo?

Opus the Poet

Aquidneck Island, to be precise. I lived there for 19 months back in the 1970s.

Duncan

Nice

Diptych

Sorry, what hat?

Carrie

A script on a web host can do it easy.

Carrie

Both of those are gold. Thnx!

Carrie

Don't forget Kubrick's The Wifing

Carrie

Let them wife the wife first.

Bagge

WIFE HER! WIFE HER HARD!

Lisa

I just noticed the two audience members taking photos on cell phones, with different rotations based on their position, and one person (Veronica?) zooming in. Incredible attention to detail!

Pejo

*seal yelling* gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

Dale Nielsen

So whose idea was it to hide Pint-size (?) with a hat?

Ursus Ridens

It may not exactly be a wedding...perhaps something more like a high-speed LAN.

Thomas Baxter

Late, but I _really_ like Dora's dress

BookBeard

... so you think that's a completely different AI that we've never seen before who, purely by coincidence, happens to have the exact same shades of blue skin and green hair as Pintsize?

SilverbackRon

"You may now wife the wife" Hahaha, that one is going to be stuck in my head all day.

Andrea Andrew

Steven Universe reference.

Mad Marie

Wife Trek VI: The Undiscovered Wifery

alphanor

I see a glimpse of blue between Hanners and the green haired person, but it is by no means evident that that is Pintsize.

alphanor

??

Grace Kieser

Thems rookie numbers!

enchantedsleeper

CLOWNBOY

enchantedsleeper

It's a shame the Best Sidewalk couldn't make it to the big day u.u

Thomas Halpin

If your wedding isn't gay, you aren't wedding hard enough.

Gamebook

I think the tall woman in the black dress is from Dora's coven, the shorter woman in purple one of Tai's friends.

SilverbackRon

Simultaneous release is harder than it sounds.

Cole Blackblood

Fair point!

enchantedsleeper

Though three weeks before the wedding is a heck of a time to change your plans xD

enchantedsleeper

Maybe there were too many snakes after all.

enchantedsleeper

I did too, at first 😂

enchantedsleeper

OMG IT'S HIM!!!

enchantedsleeper

They may have just decided to keep it super minimal (2 on each side). I'm sure Faye wouldn't take offence. (Also, this way she doesn't have to stand next to Sven 😂)

enchantedsleeper

So true!

enchantedsleeper

Not sure I see them getting married, actually? Now Marten and Claire, I do. But that is a wedding that is still queer as all get-out xD

Zapski

I mostly just do it for friends and coworkers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Andrea Andrew

I guess Beepatrice is paying tribute to Pearl.

Ronald Burdick

sorry, it's just the latest variety of wedding..

YsabetJustYsabet

Me too; just made a noise only dogs can hear...

Travis Young

Specifically I was wondering if the magenta haired person in Tai's party was raven while reading the comic on my phone. On a larger screen, it obviously isn't. :)

Erin Putnam

Daaaamn you had that ready for just this moment.

jonesnori

It looks like it's still dyed, so maybe she changed her mind.

jonesnori

Wedding nerves! I was spacey for at least a week beforehand.

jonesnori

More people seem to be assuming the black-haired guest is Veronica, but I didn't remember that Marten's mom was friends with them. Friendly while he and Dora was dating, yes, but a continuing relationship I had not known existed. On the other hand, lots of stuff could be happening off-screen, always. It does look more like Veronica than Raven, though.

jonesnori

That could be Faye all the way to the right, edging off-screen, but it might also be someone else brown-haired.

BookBeard

You can see the back of Pintsize's head on the right in panel 2 next to (presumably) Hanners.

Timothy Roller

On right, back of head.

BookBeard

So far anyway. I'm predicting Marigold and Dale will be the ones to break that streak.

jonesnori

I wondered if they were two of Tai's poly friends.

BookBeard

7kHz at 120dB https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1708

jonesnori

Where is he? I don't see him. The only guest I recognize is Dad Bianchi, and I don't remember the bridesmaids, either. Tai's friends from school?

Sean Kinlin

This Excitement, Enthusiasm, and Ecstasy brought to you by the letter 'E'.

Diptych

That's my favourite Cure song.

Yonatan Zunger

I misread this as asking if they moved in time from there to here and Cubetown is sufficiently weird that this seemed like a totally reasonable thing for you to be asking.

Stephen Wells

45 minutes.

Green

The only valid kind of wedding

Mark

No, they aren't https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4512

djellafine

*takes deep breath* ...EEEEeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeeeee!!

djellafine

EEEEEeeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEeeee

CassieWasRight

I like how in QC, all the weddings are gay

CassieWasRight

YES!!!!! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR FIVE LONG YEARS (one thousand four hundred and twenty-five strips)

Simone Bernhard

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

allanfranta

Good job, people! It took over 15 minutes to read all the comments!

allanfranta

Stepson officiated at his mom's and my wedding. At least he could remember his lines (unlike me)!

Summer

"Skype to the end." "Say Wife and Wife!"

allanfranta

The State of Disarray, I believe, would be Florida, @yonatan zunger.

Miyaa

GDI Sean.

allanfranta

Spousal units represent!

Matt Pedone

I'm guessing Sven's bedroom has already seen its share of illicit hookups. Also, Tai's dress is fantastic!

Duncan

Fellow followers of Dresden Codak will be enjoying two awesomely gay comics in one day! 🏳️‍🌈🎆🎇🎆🎇 ...did Jeph and Sen plan a simultaneous release??

Mark Starling

So how long is the time skip

Czarzhan

As evidenced recently in the American Presidential race, a lot can happen in two weeks. 😊

Sean Kinlin

In these comments, the word "wife" is starting to be like the word "smurf."

Sean Kinlin

But don't put on a Tai.

Sean Kinlin

Monty Python's Meaning of Wife

MayLaBelle

I think he is wearing his usual bolo tie. It's just really skinny and hard to see.

CaseyAEC

I think Veronica is wearing FEATHERS.

Halloween Jack

I wife this a lot!

Scott Venier

Sven, put on a tie!

Cole Blackblood

I'm kind of surprised not to see Faye in the line up - isn't she Dora's best friend? That said: YAY WEDDING!

BookBeard

Technically we don't know that he was invited. We just know he showed up.

Boots McGoot

they deserve it!! 🥰

Shawn K. Younkin

God, I love Tai! *This wedding is going to rule!"

Timothy Roller

Wow, Pintsize got invited.

rhekke

Book 5: Wifey Wife, and the Order of the Wife.

Zak Reichle

"American Wedding" by Gogol Bordello

Todd Ellner

Wait. In the wedding party. Is the Best Man MAGICAL LOVE GENTLEMAN?!?!

enchantedsleeper

Genuinely can't tell if this is a song or you just made up a poem on the spot

enchantedsleeper

DJ Beepy Boopz in da house bringing you those beeps and boops until the early hours

ValdVin

Plus her alter (hah) ego Beepy Boopz will be the entertainment at the reception.

Ashley Thomas

aww they look so pretty and happy

Mad Marie

In panel 1, Beeps is the midwife.

Diptych

If anyone knows of any reason why these two should not be wifed, wife now or forever hold your wife.

Paul Higdon

So glad they're finally hitched!

Zak Reichle

Yes!

Zak Reichle

🎶 Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring? Where is the musicians that got the taste? Where is the supply that's gonna last three days? Where is the band that like fanfare? Gonna keep it goin' 24 hours🎶

David Paul

Nah, they're just roommates 😜

David Paul

Besides, he absolutely would have made "I Went Down on a Rodeo Clown" to contribute funding: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4405

Stephen Wells

Not until after the reception I think :) but nice Chaucer reference :)

Stephen Wells

"Officiating Solemnizer" is either a Magic The Gathering card or a Warhammer 40K unit or possibly both.

Stephen Wells

In QC it's more likely to be the Walk Of Feeling Pretty Damn Good About It Actually.

Stephen Wells

Faye, Bubbles, Claire and Roko are all off screen doing responsible wedding-organising stuff, getting the buffet and the drinks set out and stocking Sven's old room with a thousand condoms.

Stephen Wells

That emergency breakaway tutu is going to come into play once they hit the dance floor :)

Stephen Wells

Episode IV: A New Wife

Stephen Wells

Panel 3 Beeps appears to be considering asking Sven for a tour of his old bedroom.

BookBeard

Yeah, that's definitely not Emily. If anything I think she looks slightly like Dr. Corrine, although I'm not sure why she would be there since she was Hanners' & Faye's therapist, not Dora's. Probably just a character we haven't met before. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=809

enchantedsleeper

NAY!

enchantedsleeper

There've been a few instances. Tai picking up a bridal magazine and freaking out over everything they needed to do; the discussion about guest lists and Tai not being involved enough; the "wedding's off!" jokes where Tai revealed what type of dress she'd settled on; asking Marten to be best man (twice, by accident). I feel like we've seen quite a bit of the wedding build-up even if it's in isolated moments.

BookBeard

Of course Sven is there, how else were they going to get a discount on the catering? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4401

Ravenswing

Hah, you mean 1033!

BookBeard

Nah, they aren't moving until after the wedding. It remains to be seen if Marten managed to procure a hot air balloon for the journey. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4869

enchantedsleeper

In fact, Tai did say that right from the get-go (from the day they got engaged): https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3991

enchantedsleeper

I'm with Drazi on this one

enchantedsleeper

It's been about two weeks xD

enchantedsleeper

That's helpful!! I never saw most of the old ones. Thanks, BookBeard :D

enchantedsleeper

💯💯💯💯

enchantedsleeper

He's best man! (Although I thought that Tai had asked him to be her best man, but they probably figured they needed an even number on each side).

BookBeard

Wife 3: The Wifening

BookBeard

Sven is there as Worst Man. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4764

enchantedsleeper

Beeps????

BookBeard

Are we finally getting a table flip at a wedding? We got cheated out of it last time! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2402

Arto Rantala

If the crows deserve to be called a murder, then you can't just go calling the parrots a bunch. A pandemonium of multi-coloured parrots, please.

SpookyPenguin

Now that BookBeard started with the flashbacks THIS conversation is just superbly funny https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1047

Abhayakara

That's what I was assuming too, but this is good. We have to take what life gives us.

Abhayakara

Classy. :)

Captain Button

Explain Steampunk!

Ste Saunders

Veronica looks like she might be wearing some murdered crows, if it helps

Drazi

Good Sean, good! ☺️

Twister1398

Awww, I wanted it to be the marriage between Yay and the director... Eh, maybe later..

Stephen Wells

Wife the wife. Wife hard! Wife hard 2: Wife harder!

Diptych

I don't think so - their skin tone is much darker than Emily's. I think they're someone we haven't seen yet, or at least not often!

Gamebook

We've had quite a lot of that already. Jeph is inclined to make wedding arcs be about after the ceremony. Remember Marten's dads marriage? Wonder if we'll get anything like Marten and Claire first being hinted at.

KapsLocked

I wonder if Marten and Claire moved in the time from the last chapter to the the wedding?

Green

Wait sorry gotta come back with another comment: I'm glad Sven is also in the wedding party. There were some rough times and it very well could have ended in him not being welcomed. I've always liked how the characters in this comic are always evolving and becoming better versions of themselves, and this strip is a perfect example of that.

Graydon Armstrong

Dammit, BookBeard, I went to the strip before that and now I'm back to needing Willow and Iris story continuation!

Graydon Armstrong

Whoa, nobody's having kids yet!

Diptych

Elssa, I assume.

James Milne

Ah man I kinda wanted a wedding planning arc. All the shenanigans, Tai wanting to release a bunch of multi-coloured parrots, Dora wanting a murder of crows. Still, Yay!

mathw

Wooooooooooooo

Sarah L.

Is that Emily in the wedding party? It has been so long, I had wondered what she’s been up to — other than attending this fab wedding!

BookBeard

You might be thinking of Marigold's dad. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4739

Juliet Alpha Yankee

HI BEEPS

Arraine Siefert

As a reader since 2005, it warms my heart to see Marten in Dora's bridal party 🥰🥰

Daniel Burnett

Queerly beloved we are gathered here to gay

BookBeard

You can search by title/text but the mobile app kinda hides it these days. Try clicking Jeph's name at the top of a post. If you search "nsfw" it'll get you most of the spicy ones, and "bonus" will get you most of the other patreon exclusives.

Everett Bradshaw

Squeak!

Brittany Huckey

YAAAAAAAAAAY ITS GAAAAAAAAAAY

JCfromNC

Mostly off-topic, but I ended up reading a bunch of back strips and landed on Millefeuille's installation of her new butt, and it reminded me how annoying it is that there's no search function (that I'm aware of) to find old Patreon posts. Hey Jeph -- could you put a tag on uncensored pages in the future? I think that's about the only way to search posts.

Nicolas Demers

I could have sworn we've seen Dora's dad more recently than that, and I remember him as stocky, mustachio'd and balding...

Not that Patrick Foltz

They were just saying that on a lark

Not that Patrick Foltz

No! Bad Sean, bad!

legobil

Wow, what an incredible callback. I Hah. That made me reread and saw 1040, Doras mom putting the brain ghosts in Dora about the whole Marten and Faye situation. I mean, it isn’t like Dora couldn’t summon those ghosts herself, but I bet that didn’t help, so to speak.

Not that Patrick Foltz

And Millefeuille to be her Best best AI, the Bartender to be her Best Bartender, the sidewalk to be her Best Sidewalk https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4169

Diptych

Most states are called states, but there's not a single country called 'country'. There are a few countries called states or commonwealths, though.

John Fiala

Yes! You love to see it!

Fart Captor

Kinda gay imo… 🤔

Todd Ellner

He's on great terms with both of them, Tai's favorite co-worker, one of Dora's best friends, ultimate chill. My first girlfriend was a member of my wedding party.

Diptych

Hell, didn't Marten introduce them?

Not that Patrick Foltz

@Opus the Poet Flip over one table, flip the next table, and then rip the tablecloth out from under the wedding cake!

Diptych

Just be sure not to half the better half or you'll end up with a best quarter.

Todd Ellner

PASSLQ the PASSLQ

Not that Patrick Foltz

@Andrea Andrew I was thinking it

Todd Ellner

Two wives a-swiving

Czarzhan

Oh shit. A time jump allows for things like new relationships developing (or old relationships ending) off camera during the interval. We suddenly don't know who is hooking up with whom. Are Faye and Bubbles still together? (I hope!) Did Pint-Size and Beeps realize they shared more than their common interest in exploding sex toys? (It, frighteningly, could happen.) We just don't know. Until Jeph lets us know.

Not that Patrick Foltz

@Bookbeard I had not bookmarked up that far and I was wondering about that.

Sean Kinlin

🎵Ooh! Wife me, AmaDora! Ooh! Wife me, AmaDora! AmaDora, AmaDora! AmaDora! AmaDora, AmaDora! AmaDora! AmaDora, AmaDora! Oh, oh, oh, AmaDora! (Come on and wife me AmaDora...)🎵

Dean Reilly

If not, letting her supply the wedding cake was DEFINITELY a bad idea.

BookBeard

We never actually saw the back of his head but Mr. Bianchi seemed to have a full head of hair. Although admittedly that was a couple years ago. My guess is that is Tai's dad, who we haven't seen before. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1034

Not that Patrick Foltz

I'm spoused!

Sean Kinlin

We join this story mid-wifing...

Not that Patrick Foltz

We already did a pre-wedding hijinks story line to bring Martin and Claire together, but Henry and Maurice's reception was like a single montage strip, a cutaway to Dora & Tai, then M&C are back in their room and Claire elicitly snuggles Martin, Bam, next Day. We deserve a party!

Hayley Ash

I AM NOT BEING CHILL ABOUT THIS

Not that Patrick Foltz

Damn you @Bookbeard finding the link and posting a minute before I gave up and posted sans link to the strip I was thinking of...

Czarzhan

Called it. 😁

BookBeard

Don't know about everyone else, but I'm hoping for a *very* awkward conversation between Dora's dad and Marten's mom at the reception. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1044

Not that Patrick Foltz

The time skip was for us, months of tropey wedding strips and skips right to the party! (Which will take 4 months minimum and we will salivate over every moment)

Pejo

IIRC Tai asked Marten to be her best man soon after engagement

Andrea Andrew

Not really. They had a timeskip.

Not that Patrick Foltz

She said she had the urge to go super femme almost from the get go.

BookBeard

The heart wants what it wants. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4156

Pejo

Wife her again for the chat 💖

Pejo

@Andrea - TOO SOON

Miyaa

I did learn from TikTok that there is an island on Rhode Island.

Pejo

@Shawn - Nope, which I learned thanks to another comment. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2577

Cody Renton

Caption says it is Ordained!Beeps

Ursus Ridens

...and somebody who looks like Beepatrice but can't be, so who...?

Miyaa

Probably meant Tai’s dad and Sam got all the snakes too.

Pejo

I was wondering if they were both gals Tai banged in her wilder pre-Dora days.

Carl Fink

Or Tai's. Or both. They're all close.

Pejo

@Opus - Fun fact, Rhode Island finally dropped the "and Providence Plantations" bit in 2020 by referendum.

James Roy

They're just A-wiving? I'm confused. I thought they were already there.

Ursus Ridens

It's a knack, thir.

Opus the Poet

Flipping tables or flipping over a table?

Erin Putnam

My only complaint is why is Tai not in a white tux?! A wedding dress feels off-brand to me.

Miyaa

Significant the significant other.

Pejo

Pintsize by Hanners!

SpookyPenguin

WIFE ME BABY WIFE ME

Minzoku Bokumetsu

and both have only one button buttoned

Opus the Poet

Weirdest wedding I ever officiated was a full-on Klingon wedding. The ceremony was based on an episode of DS9 when Worf got married to the Trill symbiote

JoeTheCynic

On one hand, I wish we got to see more happenings around the Wedding. On the other hand, no happenings means no conflict or mishaps, and we all know Dora and Tai deserve that much.

Pejo

This strip is all surprises this month--time skip followed by cutting right to the chase, no wedding day buildup at all. I'm not complaining but I WILL be laughing "you may wife the wife" for a good while

Minzoku Bokumetsu

spouse the spouse

Mitsuki Ayane

BookBeard is an AI repository for all information QC based. ~<3

Ursus Ridens

Golly, we missed all (well, almost all) of the immediately-pre-nuptual madness. Thanks, Jeph.

Green

What about partnering the partner

Opus the Poet

She was letting her natural color grow in to cut her dye job off.

Alcaria Swain

How the hell do you remember those details?

Guy McLimore

How beautiful is this, now? So much love in one place. May we all be blessed with people like these in our lives! There are days I get through only because this strip reminds me how fortunate I have been in my life. Thank you for sharing this moment with us.

Diptych

I have wondered whether Jim is actually just a Jimbo that cut his hair. They do look alike!

Bill Silvia

There's an aquatic mammals joke to make there, but I'm too tired to come up with it.

Jay

Well it's a good thing that weddings tend to gather people together who might catch each other up on what's been going on in their lives.

Jeff

If you wife the wife, is that a wife squared? Or is that how we get a midwife?

Logan Nix

@Zapski Is it decent money? Or do you do it for free / for your own friends? :O

BookBeard

I don't think it's weird at all. Both of them have long since put their romantic relationship behind them and gone through a very long process of establishing a close platonic friendship. Also Dora and Tai jointly asked him to be best man, so clearly neither of them feel weird about it. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4763

Logan Nix

@Aerin Almost as severe as his Butts Disease 😔😁

Joe Bocanegra

You can wife the wife. Or groom the groom. Or groom the wife. Or wife the groom. ...we need a chart.

Bill Silvia

╯°□°)╯( ┻━┻

Captain Button

Needs more table flips.

Captain Button

I worry that her wedding present was one of those pyrotechnic sex toys...

Opus the Poet

The smallest state has the longest name State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.

Paul Zagieboylo

It's just a weird historical quirk. It's still considered a "state" by the Articles of Confederation and the Constitution that followed them. It's just that the official name of the place is "the Commonwealth of Massachusetts" instead of, for example, "the State of New Hampshire". One of those things that only residents of Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Virginia, or Kentucky know or care about. Pennsylvania even got it wrong on their own state seal!

Joshua

I read that and thought you meant Jimbo, and that would have been an awesome choice. We’d probably find out something crazy… super genius, secret agent, prototype yay-level AI that’s secretly running the world’s financial markets… or most unlikely in this strip, exactly what he says he is and is portrayed as.

JD

my sensitive autistic brain is struggling with everything we’ve missed between now and the previous comic

Jeremy Oreskovich

Bald dude is Dora's dad, IIRC. Assuming white hair is a Tai relative?

Dan Tomalesky

Yay! 🥳

Shawn K. Younkin

I think Marten and Sven.

Logan Nix

If they're on totally cool terms, why would it be weird? He's a close friend of both brides, and I really doubt he or Dora would completely implode both of their lives with a random pointless hookup/affair. Men and women CAN just be friends, even if they dated years ago.

Jose Alfredo Villalobos

Awesome, I love it! I can't wait to meet Tai's friends.

AlexKorobeiniki

HUZZAH! Gorgeous wedding, and hell yeah wedding party!

Kyle Major

Aww yeah wife the wife!

Yonatan Zunger

By being in a State of Disarray, of course.

Shawn Spencer

Wow this was kind of out of the blue. Like I only remember a few tiny panels about wedding planning quite awhile back and then bam it's happening.

Green

It was a different girl! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2577 Also I doubt Dora would allow her to be there, considering said snerk 😅

BookBeard

Huh, I guess they ended up holding the wedding at the Bianchi house after all. Originally they were going to have it at Jim & Veronica's place. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4874

Andrea Andrew

Yay is still missing.

ordith

Hi Beeps

Shawn

Beeps is killing it, though it appears they didn't take Steve up on his offer to officiate.

Rachel Maeroff

This just makes me so dang happy.

BookBeard

Based on this conversation I'm guessing most of the guests are Dora's anyway, so they probably didn't bother dividing the room. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4513

Leli Vess

The Commonwealth of Massachusetts also doesn't have sentient AI (who probably made it a state instead with their AI power)

Sexagesimalian

I know they are on totally cool terms, but having Martin in the wedding party--much less the "best man" position--just seems weird.

Megan Lane

I think we have seen the taller one before. I think she's the one who went "snerk" and made Dora all insecure.

MikeT

Interesting seating setup - Dora's family is on Tai's side? Or was this just a 'fuck it sit anywhere' style of ceremony?

Nicolas Demers

Marten's mom on the left. The blonde has to be Hanners, and the brunette sitting next to her would be Marigold?

Bill Silvia

She's wherever Faye is (presumably just offscreen).

ValdVin

Lovely ceremony. I'm trying to figure out whose heads we're looking at the back of.

Bill Silvia

I never understood how some states can get away with not being states.

Dan Orlowitz

I am stunned, STUNNED that Jeph has left an entire arc of wedding planning content on the table. Just an incredible amount of restraint.

Errol Lobo

Pretty sure that's mom

Carrie

Yes! 🖤

Zapski

https://www.themonastery.org is where I got ordained. I do non-denominational and atheist ceremonies 😎

Matthew Borus

Massachusetts makes it extra-easy to preside over the occasional wedding. My father did it for my cousin's wedding. The official title? Solemnizer.

Zapski

I got mine at https://www.themonastery.org and have officiated about 15 weddings so far 😎

Paul Zagieboylo

It's technically the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, not the State, but it wouldn't surprise me if Beeps just plain gets that wrong because she's mindbogglingly bad at details. Dora and Tai will be lucky if she turns the paperwork in correctly!

Hawkeye

Tai’s mom with the “it’s ok” comment is perfect EDIT. It’s probably Dora’s mom.

Davus Otho

@jeph Was “wife the wife” intially a typo. If so, that is awesome.

Green

I immediately assumed it is in fact Dora's mom

Green

First, lovin the backless look for Tai. Second, I also like that Tai's gals are people we have never seen before bc we actually don't really know about her whole deal

Onedavewreckingcrew

Presumably the Bianchi matriarch.

Vilinda

HUZZAH!!!

William Cole

Just waiting for the exploding dildos Beeps brought from work to show up at the reception.

Adarsh Nednur

I feel like Tai would want to be the drunk uncle at her own wedding

Miyaa

Heavily disinfected I hope.

Rich Holmes

I'm left wondering who it is who's offering to change the sheets

Aerin Moriarty

Jeph's Short Hair Syndrome strikes again 🤣🥰

Nicholas Lopez

This is so fucking cute 😭💖

The Secret Sponsor

So are we going to see any of these illicit hookups by way of the "Walk of Shame?"

Megan Lovett

It's apparently easy to get. My mom officiated my wedding (and a few others) after basically just filling out a form online.

Miyaa

Is there a club membership card for joining the ordained minister club?

William Cole

What? Only a SINGLE wedding? Laaaaaaame! (j/k, it's quite lovely)

Mr. Ifrit

Hmm, did I miss Claire in the background?

Will Weaver

You may wife the wife!

Travis Young

Is that raven?

Shawn K. Younkin

It the tall one the girl who gave Dora that look when Tai said she and Dora were a couple?

Miyaa

I think at least one of them were the other library interns that Marten trained.

Leaflemming

I can't believe we're actually here.

Will

I love how Martin is the bestman.

Kyle Sternquist

Wedding, yeah! Love Beep's end to the ceremony

darklion

this is like one of those last episode timeskips that always happen to show where everyone ended up

Brent Ward

YESSSSS THIS IS PERFECT

Miyaa

Who knew Beeps was certified as a minister of the peace? (So I got that a robot would preside over the wedding ceremony.)

Adarsh Nednur

Also do we have any idea who the people on Tai's side are? I remember an exchange where Tai revealed she had basically no one to invite, but I don't know who these folks are