Post "Gravitational Pull" by "jephjacques"

Leak

@OldGoat I wonder if "Spite" would have made it to Station? :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQvK8EFJQzw

Darnel D Cooper

Hmph. Can't have an opinion here,....breast's are fun to play with,.......

Carl Fink

It occurs to me that if she really wanted to, Liz could just buy a bigger rack. People do.

George Wilson

When I was single her personality was way more important than the boobs. They were up there of course, but if I can't stand her then looks will never overcome that. 34 years later I'm still with my wife even though she has lost one of her boobs. Personality for the win!

Larry

The ass and the sass

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

I mean, the boobs are pretty good, too

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

Boob gang!

ValdVin

Oh, I know that. But here it's so blatant, even for Liz.

Sean Brannon

By their own admission, Bubbles is both the brains and the brawn, Faye just has the sparkling personality (Bubbles does not sparkle) :D

BigBoats

Boobs are best!

Lucas Werkmeister

I wonder if Bubbles and Claire have discussed their shared appreciation for shoulders. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2367

Joe

if you think Liz is straight, I've got a parcel of swampland in FL to sell you.

OldGoat

@Emma Humphries Points for working model rocketry into QC. I think Station would approve.

Mitsuki Ayane

boobs in general are very nice. ~<3

Jose Alfredo Villalobos

The boobs and the personality.

Stephen Wells

My theory is that Yay has done their disappearing act but it doesn't actually work on The Director, who may indeed not even understand that they were trying to hide, and once they have calmed down about being forcibly befriended by a huge AI jellyfish, they can return sheepishly to their friends and their wife (Roko) and stop being silly. They are, after all, only two years old.

Comics Ladybird

Let's not forget the eyebrows.

Comics Ladybird

Yes: in other times Bubbles would have been quite upset when attracting stares, so I can only imagine her reaction being pointed at then. It's a good thing for Liz that Bubbles is way past that these days.

enchantedsleeper

In Bubbles' "anatomy" comic it mentioned that she secretly wanted an undercut, but I'm not sure we ever saw that?

enchantedsleeper

Liz: "I THINK I MIGHT SECRETLY ENJOY DANCING!" https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5274 Which was like, a day ago in-comic but was more than 120 strips ago for us. Woof.

SilverbackRon

I think Ayo would be down with anyone. When did they dance at a party?

William Karr

I have a friend that got a *reduction* down to a J cup. And another friend that just had them increased in size… again…somewhere past L, I think? Anyway, as a member of the male gender, I was coming to here to say that I believe that breast reduction surgery shouldn’t be considered a “cosmetic” procedure. For the health and well being of all women, it should be done free for those seeking it. I can’t imaging going through life carrying two toddlers strapped to my chest.

Hugh Eckert

@Carl: same here!

Hugh Eckert

If I was a compatible age, I would...

Hugh Eckert

Now I'm imagining Liz's reaction to the proprietor. And giggling.

Hugh Eckert

Or all boobs.

BookBeard

Don't worry, this problem came out of Cubetown and Claire only just found out about it. Now she will dig in and fix that entire situation, because she is relentless and unstoppable. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4986

enchantedsleeper

The only pear shape Bubbles is concerned with right now is Faye* *Faye is a top-heavy pear, but I had to make the joke

enchantedsleeper

Moray: "I double as a push-up bra!"

enchantedsleeper

Front-facing Liz returns

Vinicius de Moraes

still waiting on Yay 😥

Mitsuki Ayane

it's ok Liz, some of us like smaller boobs. ~<3

allanfranta

Maurice, men can get cooper's droop, but also! https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/326570 Sorry.

allanfranta

And they would do wide spread property damage for that booty https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3751

Thomas Malone

Had the same thought

William Cole

That's a DEEP cut, ValdVin!

Summer

Poor Liz. How much has she missed out on trying to get her genius mojo back?

Mark

I was thinking of a classic Elton John mondegreen "She's got electric boobs, her mom has too!" https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/mondegreen.html

Uniquitous

I was just riffing, please don't take it too seriously

Uniquitous

Suspicions confirmed

Stephen Wells

Curiously, for Bubbles it's apparently "strength, beauty, grace, dat butt" and not the boobs. To each their own :)

ValdVin

Ooh, I wonder if Liz can team up with Jamie over at GWS.

ValdVin

Doesn't a certain subset of us view all boobs as "looking great and causing gravitational lensing"?

ValdVin

But the peaches are not ripe. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=355

George

Liz face in the third panel is my new favourite thing

SilverbackRon

Assuming I was also an age appropriate character then yes. absolutely.

PostRetroism

I think Yay is fine, they're just at one of their hideouts playing Robotron 2048 on a vintage arcade machine.

PostRetroism

Or a downscaled one since Liz is short. I guess that would be 1/2A powered?

Chas Simmons

That's lovers' talk. If you follow the history of the relationship, their love built up slowly and was obvious to everyone around them before either would accept it themselves.

SilverbackRon

Hard Same.

SilverbackRon

Agreed. Not every person thinks bigger = better.

Nulgar

Tbh they look smaller in that profile than they appear in the other panels.

lazymagpie

Literally this was my thought

Gamera

Something something Georgia Peaches

Dave, Duke of Fridges

So so so many of my friends have horrible back problems from their breasts. Do you think you could get a reduction? Because like, oof ouch ow your poor spine!

Dave, Duke of Fridges

Bisexual fury haha

Stephen Wells

Liz doesn't entirely know what she wants, but she WANTS.

Charlotte Grubbs

Eh, as the owner of L-cups, I don't think having giant tits is all that great. It's impossible to find a bra that fits (to say nothing of a binder; nonbinary person here) but not wearing a bra is even more uncomfortable. Forget wearing anything strapless, backless, or with buttons. I was 20 the first time I threw out my back, and at 35 I have two slipped discs. Guys treat the rest of you as an afterthought. And gravity has its way with you while you're still young, so you can't even whip-'em-out without feeling self-conscious about the sagging and stretch marks (or maybe that's just me). Personally jealous of Gremlin Tits here!

BookBeard

And the gravity of the ass is vitally important to earth's rotation, as we know from that one song. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=537

BookBeard

I can't tell if this statement was intended as an expression of excitement, a promise, or a threat. But in any case, you do you.

enchantedsleeper

Liz, I'm pretty sure that Evan would make out with you if you antagonised her just a liiiittle less. Also, I think Ayo would be down. They danced together at the party :D

enchantedsleeper

I feel like Tai forgot about Tai's history with polyamory xD

enchantedsleeper

We all get to make out with Bubbles.

Fart Captor

I've never seen someone give such stinkeye to boobs before

Bagge

One way of meeting hot people is to not hide in a sub basement, just putting it out there (Obviously I mean no disrespect to hot Murlocks and the people who love them. Live your best sub basement life.)

Andrew

If she attends a yoga class here she should know the correct terms

Yelling Bird

I would totally date Bubbles. It's not often I find available ladies in my size.

Emma Humphries

I'm gonna have to build another upscaled Estes Goblin and name it "Liz."

Jared Kolbly

A speck on my screen lined up just right that it looked like a jiggle effect for Liz's boobs in the last panel, which I thought was an odd effect to add there until I scrolled down and noticed it was on my screen.

EnterTheHero

Liz is such a goblin. I love her.

David Paul

Sven and Angus both approve.

BookBeard

Elizabeth Appleboom, Breast Detective

Ashley Thomas

faye does pull some total hotties.

David Paul

I think they just want to ensure their Nots are tied properly.

Sparky

Is that a fair lesson?; Not everyone is a breast person. And I’m worried for Yay.

Green

Why do I feel like Moray would consider it an honor and be proud of herself for being able to help

Green

Wait, is That what the articulation seams are for?? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2333

Green

They added the category just for her, kinda like when the oscars had to add in the best animated feature award to keep up with the rise of Pixar and Dreamworks. Side note, Shrek was the first ever winner of the category!

William Cole

Breast implants made of dark matter. They look great & cause gravitational lensing in the immediate environs!

William Cole

I get that reference!

William Cole

And create new issues (and leaks) for Moray!

Green

The facial expressions in this one are just fantastic, major kudos

Hawkeye

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. That lil black dress on bubbles is stealing the show for me.

Uniquitous

It doesn't really ring true when Bubbles has already admitted that she would cause widespread property damage for that booty.

sportyarts

Well, she already pointed an accusatory finger at Bubble's boobs, so it's only fair to balance things out.

Charlotte Grubbs

As someone with L cups, I can tell you we hurt *ourselves* with them all the time, too. My poor back....

Maurice Kessler

What's the male equivalent? Is there one? Asking for a friend, of course.

Maurice Kessler

Oh, hush, all of you. ;) Enjoy the benefits, but respect the innate strength. Daaaaaang

Opus the Poet

She was alive then, yes.

Devin Gates

King Missile would have to write a new song :D

ValdVin

Liz's stare in panel four is neat. She is to going all murder-mystery-detective and pointing an accusatory finger at...Faye's boobs.

ValdVin

She was your then-girlfriend, right? Because if not I'm having difficulty envisioning this innocently happening between exes.

Shane Wegner

NBA Jam Announcer: “Is it the boobs?!?” ::Faye’s boobs glow as the player holds down Turbo button::

Chas Simmons

This would be a good time for Bubbles to break in and explain the amount of kindness, concern, and care that Faye had shown her over an extended period of time. All before any mutual sexual attraction was recognized. Just a few examples: 3317: refusing to bail when some danger to her and Bubbles appear 3365: standing up to Corpse Witch 3395: likewise, with Spookybot 3408: taking her in when Bubbles lost her home

Minzoku Bokumetsu

And eyes and ears and gags and lubes. Head, shoulders, ass and boobs, ass and boobs.

Opus the Poet

After a former girl friend rolled over and slapped me in the face with a J-cup boob and tweaked my neck I greatly prefer A-cups or smaller.

Matthew Van Gangelen

I was thinking the same thing.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Not not Not is the same as Not. So you could just say Not the boobs.

BookBeard

Especially the shoulders. Bubbles gets very flustered by the shoulders. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3731

Aerin Moriarty

I'll be singing this all night, thank you

awgiedawgie

When I was young, I didn't care about boobs one way or the other. But my ex-wife had big ones, so now they're a bit of a turn-off for me. I'm more of a leg man anyway. And Liz may be tiny, but she's got great legs, and a cute little tushy.

Carl G Knoblock

And a nice side view to illustrate the problem.

Bill Grebner

It might be the not being a cave-dwelling goblin. And the boobs.

Simpin4Holo

Head, shoulders, ass and boobs. ass and boobs.

Am Queue

Oh gods I WISH they were removable.

BookBeard

@Todd, I think you are misremembering Tai's history with polyamory. In fact she stated a strong preference for monogamy right from the start and only experimented with poly relationships briefly for the sake of a girl she was interested in before ultimately concluding it wasn't for her (well before the start of her relationship with Dora). https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=728 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1596

BobC

No, it's definitely NOT not NOT the boobs.

Richard

Would they be detachable like her arms? "Which size boobs will I wear today?"

Pejo

As a fan of both big boobs & small boobs I feel this comic is Good

Pejo

So say we all

Doc Gumby

That bowl cut she had did nothing for her.

Pejo

huge,,,,,,,, tracts of land

Todd Ellner

Marten's Mom navigated decades of non-monogamy, sex work, and at least one marriage. Aurelia has a taste for much younger men but doesn't seem possessive or jealous. Sven spent a lot of time having lots of sex but very little emotional involvement. Tai went from very non monogamous to exclusive because of Dora's needs.

Mat

Panel 3 Liz-face is amazing, Jeph.

Doc Gumby

Ah yes, the VespAvenger trap.

Sean Kinlin

And she has such lush... earlobes.

Todd Ellner

"Dora: Oh yeah, that's JUST LIKE YOU. Act all nice to my face and then go behind my back and fuck my boyfriend! Faye: Oh, he ain't YOUR boyfriend anymore. Your tiny little kumquat boobs just can't compare with THESE Georgia peaches. Dora: Peaches? Ha! More like saggy bags of pork rinds, Princess Fattycakes. Marten might as well stick his dick in a tub of Crisco. Faye: Better a tub of Crisco than a frigid gothgina! When you take your pants off a cloud of bats swarms from your crotch into the night sky! YOU HAVE STALAGMITES AND STALAGTITES! Dora: Oh you WHORE. THAT DOES TI! Faye: Gack! Leggo of me and fight fair, you skinny little corpse-skank! "

Carl Fink

I know it doesn't feed the joke, but even at her most violent and phobic, Faye wasn't as active in driving people away as Liz.

Todd Ellner

Takes me back to Dora and Faye playing the dozens https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=740

Carl Fink

Maybe Dora can take Liz to the vibrator store? Worked for Faye. In fact, maybe that vibe was what made her turn mechasexual?

Todd Ellner

Not quite there yet, but yeah. If you're older than their parents it just ain't fitting

Todd Ellner

She's at home, relaxed, not being a bodyguard, not having to figure out how to take out one or more Yays if everything goes pear shaped.

Todd Ellner

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VCAqnM_bd14

William Burns

I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

William Burns

For Liz: All boobs are great boobs!

BookBeard

J'ajubas?

Mitch Megaw

Four words: Plum pudding for all!

BookBeard

Liz has never been horny how dare you! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5337

Todd Ellner

If Liz forked Moray it would solve one of her issues

Mitch Megaw

I mean, it’s not NOT the boobs.

ValdVin

It's also the knee smoops.

Drazi

Liz, I think we share a boob size. They say gaining weight helps, but it's all I can do to not lose weight.

Todd Ellner

Even straight girls and gay boys are helpless when they encounter the Fayjubas

Doc Gumby

It's not just you.

Carrie

Have you seen the TV show Caprica? It's the best portrayal I have seen for poly the way I mostly like it.

Logan Nix

J'aboobs!

Todd Ellner

The part where they sprout heads and start singing "I'm in Love With an Octopus" in harmony is terrifying

Joseph Bonnar

Given my age (70+) it would be beyond inappropriate.

Todd Ellner

Liz is frantically horny, and her da kine is spinning like a weathervane in a typhoon. We're just lucky it hasn't pointed at anything non-sentient or predatory

Jennifer Doyle

I FRIGGIN WISH

Todd Ellner

Three words: anti gravity nacelles

Carrie

Probably but Reddit will probably be more interesting.

Ron Hamann

And now her research takes off. She goes back to her Cubetown lab and 6 years from now wins the Nobel Prize in Plastic Surgery.

Andrea Andrew

She seems very captivated.

Taigan

Well done for catching my reference.

Killrain42

She's got robot arms. She can get robot boobs if it's that big a deal. Just sayin'.

KiTA

Just don't mention wanting bigger boobs around Moray. She seems like the type that would nanotech you up a badonkadonk rack without realizing the ramifications of it until afterwards.

Ian Dunbar

Ah, ah! Be careful now, that would trademark infringement of one John Allison. /jk

Maurice Kessler

Not to mention the killer shoulders.

Todd Ellner

Liz, to grok the Hotness of the Faye you need to listen to Rick Estrin's That's Big. "All that meat and them potatoes, too."

BookBeard

Or is it? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3569

allanfranta

2 words, Liz: Cooper's droop.

Graydon Armstrong

Is it just me or is Bubbles looking even better here than she has all night?

Todd Ellner

👎 I do NOT need a "walk on eggshells while training the young 'un up" project. Leave her for those as have the time, energy and patience to do the job right

Kyle Noon

While I agree I also think I prefer it as a poly person myself. I always worry how non monogamous relationship types would be portrayed in fiction. No offense to Jeph or assumptions therein but one never knows

MikeT

The last panel is a graphical representation of Liz's lack of.....augmentation

Graydon Armstrong

Okay, so I guess Liz is bi/pan after all, and not just an aroace boob afficionado.

Todd Ellner

I don't think Faye made out with Jack Hughes

Tim Eldred

First I thought "phrasing?", followed by "nah, they know what they said". Followed by TWSS.

Sean Kinlin

Come for the ass, stay for the sass.

Bill Silvia

I wouldn't put it past Liz to install removables.

Sean Kinlin

LIZ: "J'accuse!"

Simon Green

TAKE ME TO THE BOOBS PLACE YOU GOT THOSE IN AMERICA RIGHT

BookBeard

I think you'll find the correct term is "tijubas".

Halloween Jack

Now I'm imagining Liz re-engineering a fork of Moray into saline implants and... I'm so, so sorry.

Halloween Jack

TEACH ME YOUR WEIRDING WAYS SEX SORCERESS

Carl

I mean, I married a tiny goblin, though mine does have pretty rockin boobs.

Zig Justice

I very much relate. I was like Liz in the makeout department all through my youth. And then I became an adult (ostensibly), and nothing changed. 😅

Ralph

I love panel three where Liz is looking directly at the reader. (Yes, I know in the comic she's looking at Faye, but Jeph has placed Faye out in the audience there.)

Matt Grayson

God, Bubbles has come a long way.

Ravenswing

It's long since a lost cause in the "IT'S ALL SVEN'S FAULT!!!" but Faye (and most of the readers) conveniently forgot that Sven was just a booty call to Faye, all on her terms, that SHE was the aggressor with him than the other way around, and she resolutely refused any relationship with him beyond her insistence that he be exclusive with her. (A guarantee that, by the bye, she never extended to him.) It's kinda bemusing, given how the strip has taken heteronormative and kicked it into the gutter, how little tolerance the characters show for any relation beyond serial monogamous pairbonding.

Shey

Bubble is so cute in this panel!!!

William Cole

"Please don't."

Devin Gates

That third frame isn't made of any meat. That's all soy, jack!

Miyaa

Someone should tell Liz the downsides of having superheroine sized breasts: constant back pain and the inability to find bras that fit (or the taboo of not wearing bras).