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Orange You Glad

🕑 Added 2024-05-15 01:03:47 +0000 UTC

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awgiedawgie

Anytime I've been around anyone on weed, they were not hilarious at any time. They were stupid when they tried to be serious, and even more stupid when they thought they were being funny. The last one I was around laughed like a hyena while he actively tried to get his coworkers killed at his job.

Smashy smashy

There IS one other proper reply, but I fear if it is uttered it A) might happen and tiny excited things will cheer for it or B) a balloon might appear...

JourneymanWizard

feels like fluorine-based chemistry which is either moderately helpful or Very Super Bad

Jason Harris

I think Iris is my spirit AI (as opposed to a Spirit Animal)

Yelling Bird

You don't know that Button.

Sleepy John

"You, however, won't be able to get back in it."

ValdVin

My nephews, then four and six, told me "Say 'under where' ." I admired their cutting out the unnecessary setup to get to the punch line of exactly what they thought I was eating.

Joe

I did google it. I knew it was from 71, but couldn't remember the album name. it was their debut album, Cheech and Chong.

William Burns

I feel the chemistry between these two would deter most shippers.

Stephen Wells

And Evanescent.

awgiedawgie

No. No, it's not an improvement.

BookBeard

Yep, Marten way back in #305. It got him punched by Faye (as many things did back then) so I think we can put that one in the 'failed fingerguns' column. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=305

Jeff

Ooh follow up - has anyone with two fully human hands ever used fingerguns?

Graydon Armstrong

In any case, I think we all appreciate your service!

BookBeard

That sounds fun actually, I wish I knew how to do it. But the simple answer is: free time and autism.

Stephen Wells

There are single celled organisms that have deduced Iris' feelings for Willow :)

Stephen Wells

PhDE

Stephen Wells

Whom? :)

David Paul

Those nicknames are getting cornea with every iteration.

Spazzzen

“Orange you glad I didn’t say banana” has been a favorite joke of our 8 year old for quite some time. Now he’s moving on to fart jokes…not sure if that’s an improvement 😜

Graydon Armstrong

How do you have something as specific as fingerguns indexed to pull up 4 examples so quickly?! Do you have some sort of image recognition AI running on the whole archive, or what?

Opus the Poet

I understood that reference dot gif. But I would have to google it to find out which album it was on.

Opus the Poet

As they say in fashion "Everything old is new again" or "Hang on to it, another 40 years and it will be back in."

Opus the Poet

The Pre-fab Four.

Opus the Poet

There is no such thing as a *good* knock-knock joke. There is tolerable and terrible.

enchantedsleeper

Let's shut Willow out there as well, maybe some revelations will happen :D

enchantedsleeper

"I know what you are." "Say it. Out loud. Say it." "Tsundere."

Stephen Wells

"Iris. Iris Iris Iris. *Pupil*."

Some Ed

To be fair, most of the people I've been around who were on weed were hilarious when they were trying to be serious. She probably is also. Unfortunately, she's trying to joke around now, so she's not funny at all. It's almost like Jeph has some experience with intoxicated people.

Brooks Moses

I only have two BSs. (They printed the first one crooked, so I made them reprint it.)

Captain Button

None of them are in piloting alien spaceships!

Captain Button

"Dave's not here!"

legobil

PhDeez NUTS???? No wait, does that work on Liz?

Eric Sieck

"Knock knock" "Door's open!"

Eric Sieck

Ok but intentionally or not that's a great fuckin' joke

Uniquitous

Ugh, I am Iris here. You're high and you think you're funny, and I would rather throw myself off a bridge than endure you.

Rhadan

„Elizabeth Applebloom, PHD, I believe we have already met WHO?“

SilverbackRon

Hey. Hey hey hey. Heyyyyy! I GET you.

BookBeard

Effective deployment of finger guns include Yay while magically fixing anxiety disorders and Clinton while serving up sick burns on his sister. Less positive examples are Pintsize just before an existential crisis and Clinton again when angering Faye. All-in-all, a mixed track record. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4915 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3866 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4555 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3527

SilverbackRon

@ValdVin Is there such a thing as a good knock-knock joke? I fear I am going to regret asking that question.

Bill Marcum

"Hey hey, we're the Monkees, and people say we monkey around..."

Alex Rahr

This is why drugs don't impress me. I hate being stupid.

Randall Norman Pick

Iris fell into Liz's trap here.

Michael Chui

P harDer?

ValdVin

I offered a knock-knock joke, not a *good* knock-knock joke.

Sean Kinlin

I hadda ask...

ValdVin

Has anyone in QC ever used fingerguns without it backfiring?

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Brun's jokes have PUNchlines

Michael Boettger

Liz's outfit: late 50's/early 70's. Polyester pantsuit. Peter pan collar, matching belt.

jonesnori

It says "out on" now.

Magic Chopstick Games

PhDeez?

Magic Chopstick Games

Take off

Jeff

Fingerguns

J.R. Murdock

"shutting myself out of the fire escape"? Shoving? Out on?

Zig Justice

The only proper reply

Zig Justice

I know what I doing

Holly Nelson

🎶 -sad trombone- 🎶

tellumo

PhD²

Andrea Andrew

I feel like Liz could’ve deduced Iris’s feelings for Willow here.

tellumo

I mean, she *is* high. Also, excellent username. Correction--*great* username. Possibly even moving.

ValdVin

"Iris, Iris, Iris. IRIS. I-to-the-riz." (Nickname achieved.)

ValdVin

"Camp pistol ya lift the lid." (I'll show myself out.)

BookBeard

Knock knock. Who's there? Iris. Iris who? Irispect Liz's commitment to terrible punchlines.

BookBeard

Really, who's are they?

Bartley J Drood

If Liz wasn't so high, she could've told some classic non-human knock knock jokes to Iris: Liz: Knock-knock Iris: Who's there Liz: Art Iris: Art Who? Liz: R2D2

Joel Bateman

And NewMay. Thought I thought OldMay was cute. But we can't forgot about the bootybot, Millefeuille.

Pejo

homophobic dog meme dot jpeg

Sean Kinlin

Camp pistol who? (I genuinely don't know and can't predict the punchline)

Rich Holmes

It took her this long, she's making progress

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

Yes, but also, consider Moray and Bubbles.

Fart Captor

"I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, IRIS"

ValdVin

True, but Brun's jokes have punchlines.

Sean Kinlin

Liz is such a card.

Mad Marie

or perhaps say that line just as things are ramping up to a climax

Yelling Bird

I've got two PHDs.

Sean Kinlin

The "hey"s remind me of when Brun tells a joke.

Dorian

I love the absolutely furious photo of Iris in the background every time I see it.

Carrie

🤦‍♀️😅

Mad Marie

Let's see...says here one must roll at least a d21.

Thomas Baxter

I am a banana!

Mad Marie

I've never had the opportunity to be the little spoon...must be nice.

ValdVin

"Hey. Hey hey hey. Heyyyyy." Liz is so high she forgot to give Iris a nickname.

ValdVin

Iris's pic has caught her at the height of happiness (by which I mean her scale).

SpookyPenguin

I lolled

David Durant

Sure that's : Elizabeth Applebloom *double* Phd

Taigan

If you make “banana” your safeword, you can say after sex “orange you glad I didn’t say banana?” and your partner *will* leave you, but it will be worth it. 😜