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Simpsons: Hit and Run is Not As Good As You Remember (Sorry) | SCRIPT DRAFT 1
🕑 Added 2022-11-20 21:57:47 +0000 UTCGood evening, fellow inhabitors of Greenwich Mean Time (Unless you live somewhere else on the flat Earth, in which case your watch is running slow/fast)
This is a rough draft of a script which got away from me and spiraled wildly out of control in either a really good way, or into a nightmarish disaster. And I need you to be the judge of that! Various rabbit holes and ramblings of some guy on the Internet include, but are not limited to:
1. The Principal and the Pauper is fine, actually. Read another Dead Homer Society blog post!
2. Whats the difference between a hard game thats fun and a hard game thats crap because its hard?
3. Remember The Simpsons Game? I did not care for the Simpsons Game, I won't lie to you
4. Remember Road Rage?
5. Why did we all take Zero Punctuation at his word when he said Brutal Legend was bad?
6. Physics! Who's idea was it?
AND MORE! 60 PAGES MORE! SEND HELP!!
I hope you like the script. But if not, that's okay too. I'm VERY open to edits, critiques, conterarguments, general praise, and other feedback. I feel like I've lost touch with reality writing this, so you name it! No wrong answers!
Also, if you live in the coding chunk of the Discord, I may drop the SHAR vehicle physics file in there just to double check. The good thing about C++ is that it's human readable, so I think I got what the code was saying right, and it makes sense based on how the game felt to play. However all the code I write these days is Java, and my Java doesn't read like C. So would like more experienced eyes to read over that file all the same to make sure a key part of my argument isn't based on a bed of lies
Much love and care to all of you! I love your clothes! Are they new? They look funky fresh! Rock that bod, babe!
-- Soup
Comments
Hbomb
YESSSS BRUTAL LEGEND DISCOURSE WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE
Zendrecdus
this has me so excited!
