Post "Tempting your guy friend to have a baby (m4f)" by "deepdarkaudio"

Tina✨

- First of all: Breeding kink 💃💃 - “You can play with it all day” don’t threaten me with a good time 😏 - The check ins / correcting the listener since it’s their first time together adds so much realism. 🫶 - “This little good girl pussy” 🫠 - So fun thinking of what Listener would say to “encourage” speaker 🙂‍↕️ - The dirty talk after you came 😍 - Headcanon that these two keep hooking up even after she gets pregnant bc I’ve heard women get super horny during pregnancy? (Wouldn’t know personally, thank god) So ofc he’d help with that, surely…

Eris Taylor-Grant

Breeding kink??? *runs away*

Gilded in Truth

Damn I think I got pregnant off that orgasm too sheesh🥵

Michaela Ameise

💋💋💋 I love how real every word from you feels. Makes it such a unique experience, whatever you have to give. Breeding kink always feels weird for me, but goddamn it's so hot! 🔥

Femme

“Thank you….and no. It’s a hard no.” Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have no desire to be a mother but nevertheless, I loved this a lot.

Heather

Oh, the never-ending struggle of having a severe breeding kink but absolutely having no real desire to have a child. Not in this economy, no sirrrrrr. Recent sub and usually a silent listener but this deserves public praise. Job well done!

Ann Harlow

After the 12:30 mark I'm starting to think the pros outweigh the cons 😂 Also thanks I now have a breeding kink 🫠 The 'six hours later' sent me btw 😂😂😂

Pandora Mauve

I know, right? 🫠

Ann Harlow

Congratulations!! I hope the pregnancy is going well!

Ann Harlow

Same. I'm listening to all of these with both airpods in, there's no other way to do it 😂

irkallan

The goofing around and laughing at the start of things getting steamy was so cute and so real. You put so much thought and life into these characters and it's so apparent. Also, "six hours later..." 💀

Rachel Tipaldi

Bro, why you gotta torture me this way? LOL. A breeding kink audio that was so playful and wholesome and sweet, yet naughty and incredibly erotic and steamy as FUCK... Exquisite torture; it hurts so good. 🫠 Also, I agree with several other ladies that said this was THE best orgasm to date. In all seriousness though, this was a truly beautiful piece. Wonderfully written and masterfully executed. The dialogue was so authentic and real. I've said it before and I'll say it again: you are, hands down, my favorite spicey asmr narrator because of your storytelling and characters. All the orgasm-inducing eroticism aside, you're a fucking genius at this sir. THANK YOU. 😘

Rachel Tipaldi

I absolutely agree. The waterfall of words at that point and his orgasm created a waterfall in my panties. LOL.

Roxy Codone

"Thank you and...no😀!" IM WHEEZING!!!

Archadianangel

Speachless

LaShawn

Ohh good God, got me feeling some kinda way; prepare to have my comment on every post. You've been warned 😈

Newt

This better not awaken anything in me... jk

Frances Anderson

I just wanted to update y’all that we had a gender reveal and I’m expecting a beautiful little girl! 17 weeks pregnant this week ❤️ I hope she has my blue eyes !!

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Heyo!

Lulu

8:51 - True, I really like your genes... but I'd like them even more on my bedroom floor 😏🧬👖

Dany

The amount of time this man and I are spending together is unhealthy 😅 feeling cute I might just introduce my family to DDA this thanksgiving 😂🤣🤣 #thingsimthankfulfor

YuumiSnow

It's an 11/10 for me because I have a breeding kink. The slower pace nearing the end just got me soaking. 💦💦💦💦🚤/10

Midnightcrayon88

As someone who has always been terrified of getting pregnant, this isn't my cuppa. However, the humor and awkward moments made this an enjoyable listen.

Velvet Bab

Update: fuck it, I expanded my gender, I'm downloading this to listen to on my 15 hour flight. Wish me luck. You're gonna be a great dad. 👍🏼

Vasa

The little hint at a round 2 at the end had my jaw on the floor. 🥵This one is for sure one of my favorites ❤️‍🔥

bean

The way I came crawling back here as soon as I was financially stable 💀. Ever since this audio popped up in my notifications, I’ve been counting days until I could run back and subscribe again! And after listening—? Man, I’m a puddle. I’m a sucker for that ‘good girl’ so those praises def hit different when ur self-esteem is at the bottom of the ocean. 🪦❤️ Love your content, and I hope you’re doing wonderfully. 🫵😔

HoneyLion

"My number 1 least favorite sound is kids screaming. My number 2 least favorite sound, is things being sticky" took me out 😭 As a batista, I felt that in my soul

Naila Parveen

More audios like this please

Ellie Curio

your 'guy friend' characters are always so cute, paired with the record scratch I was giggling the entire time

Sonia Ioana

"Opening yourself to me like that... uhm, metaphorically " I loved this line😂🖤

A.okay

the time transition... 😂

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Eyy, welcome 😈💖

Welmis

I literally just joined your Patreon just so I could listen to the whole audio, and I don’t regret it 🤌

Cutie09💓

Yes DDA thankyou much better the cover up tattoo itself ngl was brutal 4hrs but I did it lol and it's so pretty ♥️

Nine

THE COMMUNICATION INBETWEEEN HEHEHE

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Fun re the new tattoo, Cutie! Hope you're all better now.

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Thank you, kotya!

Jae☺️

So, SO right! 💟

N4mi3

Oh god this felt so real bringing up kids in this economy LOL just had to… sit and think about it xD but the thought of this fantasy potentially happening thoooo… 😏 win some lose some!!

kaila

I'm right, right? ❤️

Jae☺️

Lordt!!!! Just listened to the whole thing. 🥵🫠 Sir - and LOL, DD, I *never* call you Sir- but Sirrrrrrrrrr, 😮‍💨🤤, this made me soooooo squirmy, among other things.🫣 The whole “Drain it” part at the end? 🥵 I need a cold shower.

Emera

What a fascinating episode. I'm not really one for breeding kinks but I've never heard it played like this before..the ones I listened to were very cringey and I couldn't get into them and they all sounded the same. This one was special and done very well. I commend your efforts Mr. Dark 💚 and Happy 1st day of Autumn

Jae☺️

Not me skipping right to the 42 min mark 🫣🫠

Cutie09💓

Hi DDA sorry been distant I got a huge cover tattoo done was rough took 4hrs but I ended getting tattoo flu so I just back on my feet am listening too this audio as I don't like thunder in other audio like am scared of it am loving this audio allready I have a big breeding kink ♥️♥️🥵🔥

asmr_kotya

I thought I will not like it cause thought of having babies is turn off for me, but… The conversation with discussion was great! Like, I would say thats the heavy topic and he didnt take it lightly, he told about his views and preferences. It felt really intimate and caring when they started kissing and hugging and how the little bit of awkwardness and guy nervous made it feel more real There wasnt much icky stuff and I even understand more now how breed kink works. And in general audio is insanely good, moans here are delicious and orgasm sound is one of the best, just like I like it. Definitely would listen to it again and now I will give a try to audios that not hit it for me by the name, cause now I know they could turn like this and become one of my favourites.

Cheyenna Binkerd

This definitely satisfied my breeding kink ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 especially the friends wanting to breed. Not just cumming inside. But the actual pregnancy. Getting round and full. Where there’s no denying “that’s mine”.

Kenna

this is why I spend 100% of my time watching movies and reading books

Fera

If it helps at all, real life relationships can be a massive pain in the arse. Fictional men are objectively better.

Fera

I don’t have a breeding kink because I have literal nightmares about being pregnant but I also think lots of the *aspects* of breeding content is really appealing, so like, yeah, it’s hard, innit.

Fera

I don’t want kids, but if one of my single mum friends asked me to coparent in a scenario like this I would genuinely consider it. (I absolutely love that you brought up ethics in a breeding kink audio. Ethics, my friend, are hot af.) …also, ✨six hours later✨ made me CACKLE.

V

I think I've said this before, I don't have a breeding kink...but holy sh*t! My heart was pounding out of my chest while listening to this one 🔥 *sigh* 😮‍💨🤤🫣 This was hot as F*CK! DD, when you said - "...and I'm going to f*ck you...hard and slow until I cum" - 😵‍💫🫠🥵💦 with that trembling voice filled with desire and lust 🔥 Jesus! I really liked the whole conversation and the flow of it, and I absolutely loved the "6 hours later" part 😂 I went from smiling ear to ear to gasping for air! How does it feel to have this kind of power, hmm? To make someone smile, laugh, melt and gasp, and some other things as well...😏 Loved iiiiit 🔥🔥🔥 P.S. Once again, I just want to state that...how should I say this politely? The oral? Felattio? Head? BJ? Whatever you call it in English, you know I absolutely lololove it 🔥👌🏻

Cj

🪄🪄

CorvidQueen319

S i r 😳😳😳 Your moans are just… *oh my gods*… This fed my breeding kink so well, fuck. 🫠🫠🫠

Pandora Mauve

I finally got a chance to listen. Just…whew! 😮‍💨🤤🥵 That dirty talk and hot finish. 🫦 Listening with both AirPods in, and I’m just melting in my chair. 🫠 Should I have listened with both in? Probably not. Do I regret it? No. 😈 I swear that voice of yours is an aphrodisiac. 🥴

Nandita

Sir...just say yes 🥺..

Ruby

The word to describe the feeling after listening to this was wholesome 😄 I love how the awkwardness naturally shifts into playfulness! The way the speaker and listener communicate what feels good and what doesn’t is so genuine. I liked the part when he asks for consent before doing it. I especially appreciate that of your work, most of the characters ask for consent, like ‘Can I kiss your neck?’ or ‘Can I touch you?’ If I’m remembering correctly (too many audios and I can’t recall them all!), that’s a recurring theme in your work, and I really admire that about your content. And as always the sex scene and the finish was *chef kiss* 🔥 🥵 🫦

Hunny

Sighs~ I guess I gotta add breeding to the list of kinks

Kat Sanzo

I love all of the detail you put into the descriptions! It helps us test the waters of the content without listening through all of it (and possibly getting triggered unexpectedly). Thank you!

kaila

I have no desire to be a mom, so the premise isn't my favorite. HOWEVER, from the 42ish minute marker where you say, "I'm gonna fuck you..." and everything after that, Jesus Christ! The chills you gave me were so intense, it hurt! Best dirty talk (minus pregnancy references) and orgasm sounds you have ever had! So amazing...

Daisy

Good girl? (or better yet good little slut? I think you said that in another audio) and I'm READDYYYYYY. Thank you, ( I gotta' say it for this audio) Daddy <3

HaruzuKara

So I am completely on both sides of this, I don't want kids but also have the biggest breeding kink so this audio feeds the fantasy. Thank you very much~

Amanda

Whew...🔥🔥

Eden Rose

Bro please I'm ovulating right now you can't tease me like this 😩🥺 Fantastic as always though 🩶🩶🩶

JL

Well, I definitely don't want kids, for the very reasons mentioned in this audio. So I guess I'm just here for your voice. 😊 I loved the awkwardness! The way he thanked listener when the bra came off had me laughing so hard! My favourite part was when he told listener that he was going to f*ck her slow and hard, and then proceeded to do so. 👀

Elle Driver

LOL. Not the “gimme a hug” male friend. Living for the different personalities you find in every story. “Not to be sour grapes.” Can you be serious? 😭 “6 hours later.” Oh, okay, you *can’t* be serious. Got it! This was really fun.

yslm

Also not sure if it’s a new thing but it was cool for the listener to be encouraged to talk dirty for the speaker’s enjoyment. More of that please!

yslm

This was a flavor I didn’t really understand, and previously filed as “most definitely not my thing”. But the way you said those special words did things. Twice. And: not the Spongebob reference!😂 Always love the sense of humor you sneak in.

Nox

New favorite 🫠

bakanyako

Hmm I liked how confident those 15 minutes sounded at the end 😈

Kasu

Oh god...not you uploading this the day after my baby fever started 💀Amazing work as always DDA! 👀❤️

susie

Amazing work🤌💦 Btw that 6hrs later crack me up LMAO

F41ry

This isn’t helping with my baby fever rn😖

LadyJ

That’s great all the best to you and the little one 💕

Sabrina

the countdown to the kiss got me 💀 this was wholesome, I don't know why I thought this was gonna be crazy. Might have to explore the breeding tag more now 👀

Shellbelle

I could write you an entire love letter about how much I enjoyed this. I'll limit it to three. First, you are such a good fucking writer! The way you spin a story, develop both characters, share intimate feelings and fantasies is so amazing, especially in such a short time span. Second, it wasn't lost on me that the word "our" and "baby" were rarely if ever used because it takes one out of the fantasy headspace. Third, I loved how there was awkward sex instead of a lot of talking BEFORE about how to proceed; it felt more likely. I laughed out loud at "six hours later," Bravo! <3

Mini Maus

I think it is ABSOLUTELY NORMAL. After all, we were meant to reproduce and although our evolution and technological progress has occurred rapidly, the inner design to desire off springs is still within us. I have felt it myself specially when a close friends give birth. A man’s desire to leave a part of him PERMANENTLY inside of us to live and love beyond himself it’s a powerful thing. It honestly makes me crazily aroused just imagining a deep manly voice confessing his desire to be ONE with me and see Mimi “copies” of ourselves. I’m so glad my husband understood me from day one and never asked the question of having children of his own. I don’t know if I would have the logical Vernunft to deny his request. DD, you did it again. God I love you for that 🫠.

Mars

Colleen Hoover would love this

Pandora Mauve

Damn! I didn’t see the notification until 3am this morning when I got up for work. (Ugh…DND setting.) Hopefully, I can listen to this after I get out at 12:30pm.

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I forgot to wish everyone a Most Macabre Friday the 13th DAMMIT

riss

Bahaha, wow, seems the Listener character does NOT like Speaker like that. Unrequited "love" is a great theme- crazy that it plays as a driving force in a breeding audio 🥴 love it. That, combined with how awkward Speaker was throughout the foreplay, and the hard pauses where he campaigns for his own pleasure? So refreshing! Approaching 200 audios and still full of surprises, great work! 💖 Hope yall's F13 wasn't too spooky 👻

kathy

LOLLLLL the timeskip had me dying

kathy

reallllll

Lulu

The eternal struggle 😔😅

Mini Maus

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Same girl, same.

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Couldn't bring myself to say 'fecund'

Grace 🙈

WOW this audio ALONE made me pregnant. Holy shit Batman

kathy

49 minutes holy moly

Queen Zelda

let me time to think... 6 hours later (pffft, he didn't need too much time there hahaha xD and we didn't take a no for an answer xD) I surely enjoyed our time :D

Mini Maus

Congrats to you and your hubby.

Mini Maus

Omg I haven’t heard this yet, it released while I slept, but the throb reminded me of a promise my best guy friend and I had made our last semester in college. If we are 40 and single we were gonna be each others spouses. The secret way to tell you love someone but you know you have things to do that would interfere with each other’s happiness. Can’t wait to listen to this later.

Shelby

Jfc right in the kink feels

JEM

Number two least favorite sound is things being sticky 😂😂😂

Evie Fans

The nervous/excited chatting got me giggling smiling and kicking my feet 🥰

January Jaxon

This deserves the “Wholesome?” tag. 😮‍💨 Thistledown JCB, mister, I’m tellin’ you…

Lakora

I hope those with a breeding kink feel nice and "full" after this one 😌👏 I've been on a huge subby kick lately so I'm gonna sit this one out, but it looks really good! 👀

Lakora

Ahhhh congratulations!!!! I wish you a happy and healthy pregnancy and baby 💜💜💜💜💜

aevis

CONGRATS FRANCES OMG 🤍🫂

Doña Yayi

Oohhh this was so cute, sweet and sexy !!!! I really loved how the speaker was so straight forward very truthful in the beginning when the listener told him about wanting to be a mom and wanting him to " help out " . He was a sharp shooter telling her that he is was flattered for her wanting him to help but he gives a hard " NO " in the beginning but then again he accepts because you know! Thats what friends are for! They always lend a "helping hand lol. And ooohhh gawds how he just let everything out afterwards his interest in breeding kink! How he just shares his fantasies about how he breeds his best friend..how he lets her know he has been sexually attracted to her just ooohh ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥 And then 6 hrs later...they both get on with their breeding plan and how sweet it issss the awkwardness , a little bit of humor and ooohh the sexy times begin!!! How i just loved the humor in it, the teaaaasing oh my heart i melt with the teasing in this!!!!! The possessiveness of the speaker while he takes her and makes her puuurrrr!!!! And shiznit fuck me upside down the dirty talk in this while he is busy butterin that muffin!!!!! Shiizzzzzz jaaaaayyysusss havin shots of irish rum cream straight up speakers orgasm at the end that right there i was a big fat puddle of mess!!!!!! It was soo delicious 🤌💋❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Don dark nene this needs a part 2 sir. Yep we need to know what happens 15 minutes later!!!!!! Míster dark!!!! This was such a sweet and fun work of art ☺️❤️ as always you are puré awesomeness ❤️💋🫂🫂🫂🫂 nite nite sweet boy hope you and all the don dark girlies have a great night and sweetest of dreams. Im gonna go have my fun now " sexy silver fox hubby summons my presence!!!!" 😁😋🥰❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Lauren ♡

Everytime you call us angels it always reminds me of the song arkangel by my fav band thornhill ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ ♡

Michelle

The opening dialog of this was so cute and believable. I can see a couple of friends actually having this conversation. It's funny how days, weeks, maybe years turned into "6 hours later" so quickly. I had to giggle at that. I definitely agree with feeling good on the way there. It is a definite must. It's not so much the pregnancy aspect that turns me on in this as the body claiming but I can see how they go hand in hand. Calling the listener "my good girl" works wonders. 🫠 Thanks for a very satisfying Friday night. Addendum: and again 15 minutes later.

AnimeDiplomat

I'm posting this before listening bc I couldn't help myself once I read "a return to fertile form"??!??!!! I'm dead /affectionate

Pam 701

This is amazing. I loved every minute of this audio. There was so much humor, even during the beginning of the sex scene. It was so endearingly awkward. Of course it didn’t take long for it to become hot a-f, and that explosive finish - holy guacamole! 💥🔥 Thanks for making my Friday night much better, DDA! ❤️🥵🔥🥵❤️

Pam 701

That is fantastic - CONGRATULATIONS! 🎉🥳🍼

Kenna

who needs a real relationship when you have DD? ME...I DO! I'm so lonely but fuck does this help 😭😭😭

Nox

Congrats Frances! It will be the best surprise 🫶✨️💕

Sherae Buckley

6 hours later did not expect that 🫠

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Congrats, Frances! 💖

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Thank you & welcome, Peter! 💖

Michelle

I feel like I've been starving for new content! Thank goodness your back!

Ruby

Congratulations!!!!!!!!! 🥳

Doña Yayi

Frances congratulations!!!!!! Thats wonderful!!!!! ❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

Stefanie Celeste

Is it weird to have a breeding kink but not want kids? 🤭🤷🏻‍♀️ The struggle is real. TGIF people!

Peter Courtien

I just joined this week. Been really loving your work. Great voice, great acting and great writing. So, so talented! Very fun! 😊💙

Frances Anderson

DDA … I want to announce this because I’ve been a loyal follower for over a year now… but I am pregnant!!! 🤰🏻 my husband and I have been trying for 6 months, my family has no idea going to surprise them 🥰☺️☺️☺️☺️

Doña Yayi

And its 49 minutes long....oh wow 😳🔥🔥🔥🔥 " fanning myself uuffff " oohhhh yaaasss

Lulu

My brain: "No." My ovaries: "Hear us out..."

Doña Yayi

Yoooooooo am i first hereee????? CHIEAAAAAHH im earlyyyy WIIIIIII!!!!!! 😁🥰❤️👏👏👏👏👏 and ooohhhh holy hades havin a shot of hard liquor straight its a breeding kink audio i am so SAT!!! let me get ready to have my heart and ears tickled and feel 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 all over. Don dark! Estoy lista! ❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂