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Then he commed me for image.
It was a dark moonlit night, one that held many a mystery. The moonlight beamed down from the starry night sky and bathed a nearby park in its majestic golden embrace. It was a dark night of wonders and intrigue, with one particular creature being a true oddity.
Slinking through the moonlit park was a pink three-failed fox! She had three long and fluffy tails, each one was covered in pink fur with bits of black fur at the end. The fox strutted through the grass on two legs, which was very much unlike that of an average vulpine. She had three fluffy pink tails, which made it look like she had cotton candy attached to her backside.
Her feet were delicate fox paws, coated in black fur. Said black fur also coated her hands as well, giving her the appearance of wearing black gloves. Around her neck was a large tuft of black fur, which looked almost like a scarf on her body.
The fox strode into the moonlight, which quickly revealed her face: It was none other than Jam's monkey mug! The monkey-scientist had snatched yet another hot body, just by attaching his head to the feminine fox's body.
Jam smiled happily at his acquisition, while placing his (or rather "her") left hand on her hip. She cocked her hip to the side as she proudly stood in the middle of the park. "What a steal! I do so love stealing the bodies of hot furry babes from obscure Korean cartoons!"
Jam loved how her new body felt. She loved how soft and luxurious her new fur was, especially compared to Jam's usual stringy and unkempt body-hair. She loved her delicate new paws, which caressed the grass gently. Most of all, she loved being slightly taller than she normally was!
Of course, what really made the body great was what was "under the hood". Jam moved her hands downwards, preparing to go where no monkey dare tread before! However, Jam wouldn't get the chance to render this story "NSFW".
Before Jam could fully get to "exploring", she heard what sounded like fingers snapping. He looked around as a cloud of smoke appeared. A purple demon duck in a red vest appeared from the cloud. "IT IS I, FEL---"
"Hey, man! Merry Christmas!" Exclaimed the monkey-headed fox. "Uh... It's like 4 days after Christmas." Replied Felgar.
"I know, but I didn't see ya during the holidays!"
"Riiiiiiiiiight. Anyway, do you know why I'm here?"
"To make duck puns and transform me, right?"
"HEY, I DO MORE THAN JUST DUCK PUNS! I do... Wait, why are you are a Kitsune from the neck down?" Asked the demon duck as he pointed as Jam's pink new body. "Oh yeah, I stole the body of this fox-chick called "Yossi". Real easy body-theft, I must say!"
"Well, that puts a wrench in my plans."
"How so?"
"Well, I'm not allowed to transform any magical creatures during the week after Christmas. It's this really stupid demon rule we have. I live in a satanic realm of Demon Ducks, yet we still respect religious holidays for some dumb reason!" Exclaimed Felgar.
"I know what you mean, man! Those rules can be stupid. Like how I can't "turn anyone into anything green after St. Patrick's Day"! I mean, there are so many great green things! I'm talking frogs, dragons, seaweed!"
"Ha, seems like we both deal with petty rules. Say, since I can't transform ya anyways and I'm already here... Wanna hang out?" Asked Felgar. "I mean, we were practically doing that already, but sure! Wanna head with me over to my girlfriend Meerina's house?"
"Won't she faint at the sight of me?"
"Yeah, but it'll be hilarious!"
"Okay, I'm in!" Exclaimed Felgar as he floated over to the fox. "However..." Felgar's face suddenly transformed, his eyes turning red and his fangs growing much larger. "...WE WILL NEVER HANG OUT LIKE FRIENDS AGAIN, NOR WILL YOU MENTION THIS TO ANYONE!"
"Okay, I got it! Geez, you didn't have to do the scary face." Stated the monkey as he patted the duck on the head. Felgar's scary face soon returned to his classic goofy demon look. "I just wanted to make sure you knew I was serious!" Exclaimed Felgar as the pair walked (Or in Felgar's case, floated) away.
"Say, where is the fox chick in your body?" Asked Felgar. "I guess you could say she's a little TIED UP at the moment." Said Jam. "I'd compliment you on the pun, but I feel that would go into "hating you slightly less than I normally do" territory. I'll just give a slight nod and move on instead." Stated the duck, who proceeded to give Jam a slight nod like he said. "I'll take it!" Replied Jam.
Meanwhile, Yossi was tied to a chair in Jam's lab. Her fox head was stuck to Jam's hairy and smelly monkey body, much to her dismay. A piece of duct tape was covering her delicate mouth, while her legs were tied to the legs of the chair. "MMFFF MMPH!" Muffled the bound-up fox as she tried in vain to escape.
Across from her sat Jam's sister/alternate universe counterpart, Science Saddles, who was laying atop Jam's leather couch. She was forced to watch Yossi in Jam's body, since she was told that by Jam that she didn't want the fox getting into anything.
"Geez, this is such a waste of time..." Stated the bored pony as she watched the prisoner. And thus, the night went on. Jam and Felgar had fun both hanging with and scaring Meerina, while Science Saddles nearly slipped into a boredom coma from having to watch Yossi all night. Moral of the story: These stories are weird and make no sense.
