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402 - Weekly Report Time.
🕑 Added 2025-10-13 14:35:53 +0000 UTCHELLO there, dear bros! You know what day it is — let’s do this thing! Here comes a fresh Monday Post hot off the press!
MODERN TECHNOLOGY. A few days ago, I tried to take apart my laptop (the one I use for everything, including work) because one of the fans started making an odd sound, and I wanted to see if it could be replaced. After examining the insides, I decided not to mess with it and just leave it as is for now. Freaking modern technology, man -_-. I’m old enough to remember when laptops were built with easy access to the HDD, battery, and fans. All you needed to do was unscrew a couple of screws, and you could easily replace the battery or upgrade your RAM yourself. These days, they just glue everything together. :(
CITY POP. Big thanks to TrapHunter69 for sharing two awesome City Pop playlists in the comments under last week’s Monday Post! I thought it would be a crime to keep those playlists to myself, so I’m sharing them here for everyone who’s interested:
PLAYLIST#1: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKaDRg-WYTJYWUKR2KW24l3JDw6OHku8-&si=tfv-6r-jNvDXNpN-
PLAYLIST#2: https://youtu.be/iHPLWp3Wrwo?si=2zVJghH8qwsMfeXH
GAMES. Fate/Extra CCC continues to cure my very soul with its writing, character design, music — honestly, every other aspect of it, really! I’m also still playing Conan for PS2. The Vulture Clan must pay! XD
MOVIE recommendation for this week is RCT-168. It’s a real classic, so I highly doubt this is the first time you’ve heard about it. But if it is, make sure to give it a try — it offers a fascinating look into the inner workings of a TV news studio. (Big thanks to Nairolf for reminding me about this one in last week’s post comments.)
GPT VS GROK. Just now, a funny thought struck me, so I decided to ask ChatGPT to summarize the story of the RCT-168 movie for me. It refused. Then I asked Grok the same — and Grok provided this:
(SPOILERS AHEAD) The narrative unfolds as a series of simulated news segments, where the women attempt to maintain professional composure on camera, reading scripts and conducting interviews, even as they're overwhelmed by multiple male participants. Key highlights include English-speaking elements from Ozawa during the action, blending the fantasy of poised journalism with explicit cum facials, swallowing challenges, and group encounters. The runtime clocks in at about 140 minutes, emphasizing the erotic tension of blending public poise with private indulgence, culminating in a chaotic, cum-drenched finale that celebrates the anchorwoman archetype.
PRINCESS QUEST. The process of putting Princess Quest on Steam has been put on pause because it turns out I’m missing a certain document that will take about three weeks to be issued. Until I have that document, I can’t proceed with the Steam bureaucracy — so for now, there’s nothing I can do.
REPORTER TRAINER. I’m working and I’m working — planning, writing, assembling scenes. No new drawings, just the tedious everyday hustle toward the inevitable release. Hopefully, I’ll have something a bit more exciting to show off next week, but for now, it is what it is.
AND THAT IS THAT. Thank you for your support, dear bros. Stay strong, and I’ll see you all next Monday! Laterz.
P.S. Don't forget to leave a like. And thank you for all the likes under the previous Monday Post.
-Aka-
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Comments
Thanh Nguyen
Aaah yes. Maria Ozawa. my Rite of Passage. this bring back so many memories TT^TT
AKAMAN
Yes, in that regard stationary PCs are absolutely superior to laptops!
AKAMAN
You are a true man of culture. Be proud.
Danlorn
Man I recognized Maria Ozawa and that movie she participated in just in one second by looking at the pic you've shared, I'm doomed 😂🔫
Zach
This is why I gave up on laptops for all but the most basic stuff. I like having a big PC that I can upgrade whenever I fancy (and can afford to.)
MrLazare
AKABUR: Patch Notes 402 ========================= Status: Developer – Class: Eternal Artisan & Demi God Mood: Stable (+10 Inspiration / -5 Bureaucracy Resistance) Main Quest: "Complete Reporter Trainer" Subquest: "Defeat Steam Bureaucracy Hydra" (Progress: 37%) ───────────────────────────── ⚙️ HARDWARE Attempted Fan Repair → FAILED (roll: 4/20) Compatibility Issue: Modern Glue (Epic-tier Adhesive, immune to Logic & Patience attacks) System restored with emergency “Leave It Alone” spell. +3 Wisdom gained ("Never open the laptop again") -1 Screwdriver durability ───────────────────────────── 🎵 AUDIO City Pop OST equipped (Best of 80s Japan) Passive Buffs: +5 Focus, +3 Motivation, +1 Groove Temporary debuff: -2 Time Awareness ("just one more song...") ───────────────────────────── 🧠 CONTENT CREATION Reporter Trainer development resumed Scenes assembled (+2 Story Cohesion, +1 April Energy) No new sprites discovered (Art RNG: cold streak) Project stability improved (+4 Sanity) ───────────────────────────── ⚠️ KNOWN BUGS - Steam Bureaucracy (Pending Document) Effect: Periodic paralysis (Developer speed reduced by 60%) Counterspell ETA: 3 weeks (Real-Time cooldown) ───────────────────────────── 📡 ROADMAP Continue writing Next milestone: “Show April’s new segment” Warning: April’s “Hot Mic Ultimatum” skill now active (triggers if no update >14 days) ───────────────────────────── Patch Verdict: Stability ↑ | Morale ↑ | Bureaucracy still undefeated “Slowly but surely, the newsroom returns to life...”
