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AI and World Domination don't mix well (Bunny girl Tg)
🕑 Added 2024-09-07 21:03:32 +0000 UTCDo we live in the Terminator of what? Are you kidding me? Are people really thinking that some kind of AI can give them all the answers to their problems?
So many questions and no answers. Guess all I can really do is try it out.
“Hi, I’m here to talk with you, chatbot.”
<Greetings back and I am here to answer. Ask me anything.>
One sentence in and it's already getting cheeky. Alright AI! Bring it on!
“Alright chatbot! I’m at the mall, planning to get a girl and take over the world. What do I need to do first?”
<In order to get a girl and take over the world, the first thing you need to get started with your endeavors is to get an outfit that fits both of those plans to a tee. Recommended is usually to wear expensive robes and a cape. That would make you look both attractive to girls and like someone who can take over the world.>
Honestly I didn’t know what I was expecting. Yeah, my prompt was silly but so was its response. As if anyone would ever wear something like that anyway. Honestly completely moronic, it even made me slightly dizzy.
Who would ever leave their home without wearing some expensive garments to show off and a cape to show the world your true intentions?
I bet I can make this whole thing even stupider.
“I have the problem that people don't fear me enough for me to claim world domination. What should I do?”
<Common traits for people to not fear someone are: Lack of imposing stature or lack of impressive height. Especially when someone is short and weak it really hurts their ability to be intimidating and to get the girls. In those cases, it is recommended to take on a more monstrous form or persona in order to compensate for that weakness.>
What the heck was that supposed to mean? Monstrous Form? We’re in New York, not in freaking Middle earth! And I am not small, I am actually tall and…
Well, more like middle of the pack…
Okay, kinda short, but that doesn’t mean…
Hey watch it you giant brute! There are people in here that are way shorter than you and those deserve respect too. Just because I am 1,2 m doesn't mean you can just run into me, Jerk! Honestly!
Where was I?
Oh, yeah!
Monstrous, monstrous… what would be a good response for that… Wait! Girls?!? Did that thing just say that just because I’m short, I have no chances of getting the girls? I’ll show this thing!
“No, actually. I don’t need any more girls. I only need the most powerful guys to conquer the world. I don’t need any more girls.”
<Apologies the misunderstanding. If you don’t need girls and only guys, that must mean in your quest for world domination you would like to build up a reverse harem for yourself. As that is a dream for most girls, the first step to creating– generation canceled>
What the heck?!? Why is that thing suddenly talking like I want a…
I mean… I kinda do, but that doesnt mean I am a girl! Girls have… hnn… boobs…
And… haaa… curvy figures… and… and… no Diiiiiiiiiickkkk!!!
Holy crap that was the weirdest fever dream I ever had. Anyway, yeah of course I want a freaking reverse harem. No need to say it. Anyone with tits would want that. And although mine aren't really all that big, I am still a girl with fantasies, okay?!?
One with quite wild ones, it seems…
That reminds me, what does this chatbot think about breasts?
“So do you think a World dominating demon lord should rather have massive tits or be completely flat?”
<According to pop culture it is custom for a female demon lord to have a very large bust and also being willing to flaunt it wherever she goes. As being monstrous and busty is generally accepted as being intimidating, which is a necessary component of being a demon lord.>
Again, that chatbot is talking nonsense like there is no tomorrow. I mean, me and my barely B-cup could hardly qualify as… Hnn…
I mean my C-cup could hardly… Haa…
My D-cups are quite respectable but… Hnnnnaaa~
Alright, I’ll admitt it. E-cup breasts are really big. Gha~
Not everyone is blessed with F-cup breasts like me, and those puppies are looking especially huge on my tiny ass body.
Ugh… great, now I’m talking about boobs again. As if not everyone who first sees me talks about boobs anyway. Yeah, if we are talking pure monstrosity, those two definitely are up there. Although positively the least intimidating monstrosities on the planet.
“Hey, I might be the least intimidating monster on the planet. What can I do to become ruler of this world and succeed on my quest for world domination?”
<Bunnies are generally seen as the least imposing monster, so if you are a part bunny monster girl, then you have to compensate in other ways. One way is to just talk grandiosely and be determined that you can achieve your dream of becoming the ruler of the world. Confidence achieves a lot when it comes to getting far in life.>
I let out a sigh once again. This entire thing is so stupid that even my ears started to itch. And I didnt even let the Ai read that one message to me. I didn't even need to hear it and my ears are itching and ruffling through my ears. The words were that stupid.
Seriously, I don’t even know what I should do with that.
Talk confidently?
What a unholy jest.
The great I is always confident beyond a shadow of a doubt. Never once in my life have I been unsure, and never once in my life have I failed at anything!
I am the one who will rule all of humanity, as all are beneath me, because I am from the far superior War-rabbit tribe. And anyone who stands in my way shall feel the wrath of me. Muahahaha!
Anyhow, why the hell am I looking at a chatbot on my all powerful phone of dark ascension? Surely someone of my standing is above doing something as silly as asking AI to answer questions for oneself. That is only for those who don’t already know all the answers to their problems.
And I know all the answers to all of my important questions already!
Delete!
Now the big question is: What should be my next step in world domination?!? Enslaving humans? Or overthrowing the established leadership? Choices, choices. And none of them are wrong~
Ohohohoho~
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A little kid pointed at the other side of a street and yelled: “Look mom! There is a Mini rabbit lady with huge breasts talking about evil things. May I take a Pic?”
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Charles Nichols
Next step? Powers likely. Would love to see demon lord bunny powers lmao
