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Escape! 10
🕑 Added 2020-05-16 18:31:00 +0000 UTCYou decide to inquire about your name.
As to avoid suspicion, you determine it would be best to find the answer in a roundabout way.
H-hey!
Yam: Yes?
So um, have we met before?
Yam: Hum. I know of you, but you probably dont know me, Mr. Showstopper.
Showstopper? that sounds familiar wait..."
The image of a horseman pops into your head. A horned stallion with a face scar who confidently stands on stage. Youre quite familiar with this person, because, well, theyre your boyfriend, Gryphon.
Eugh, are you one of those people? Wait, is that why Im here!?
Yam: Ah, so you do remember, Showstopper, although nay, that is just a personal grudge I hold. You are here for other reasons beyond me, also, were called FANS.
The legal definition is stalker.
Yam: Hold your tongue, floozy! While I am bound to provide assistance I will not sit idly by and be lectured by the person who defiled and dragged down our rising prodigy!
Youre actually insane. We were together before he even started his career, we met on the internet!
He went by Griff. After many years of digital communications, you agreed to meet up in person. While he was pretty eccentric online, he was overwhelmingly timid in person. Soon you had moved in together.
Griff: W-wow, um, sorry, I got kind of overwhelmed. That was really hot you're great at this!
Haha, thats the power of imagination I guess. If you enjoy role-playing so much we can do it more often?
Griff: Yes!- I mean, I think that would be pretty cool.
After some time exploring each other's kinks he ended up adopting an online persona and eventually became a sensation. At some point, he had shifted away from his artistic pursuits and begun vlogging. Unfortunately, there were a few fans who werent as accepting of the shift, and due to your growing visibility as his partner, the blame ended up in your lap.
Your mind is brought back to the present by Yams squabbling.
Yam: Ive gone over the timeline again and again and you clearly didnt pop up in the equation until he began to wane. The dots all connect, Showstopper!
Youre as crazy as they come. Please stop calling me that by the way.
Yam: Do you have some preference for what you wish to be called?
Um, usually people refer to others by their name?
Yam: Hmm How about Dogtective?
You really hate me, dont you?
Yam: Think of it as meeting halfway. I can express my disdain for you, and you dont have to be reminded of your checkered past.
Well, that got you nowhere. Part of you believes hes deliberately avoiding your name, but the memory of Griff at least sparked something.
Griff: So your n-name is uh, Sherlock?
Thats just my username! You can just call me Dog####
Griff: Ah! I guess that would be kind of on the nose for a detective, although Dog####?
You consider that its unreasonable your name is Dogtective, because, well... obviously its too stupid. So your name must be Dog-something. With limited options, you decide to...
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Squigglymitts
Oh god these are Simps
