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Chapter 5: Functions Of The Chat Group
🕑 Added 2025-01-31 08:22:49 +0000 UTC[Hatake Sakumo: White Fang of the Leaf is good enough for me]
[Namikaze Minato: I am okay with any of these two nicknames. Yellow Flash of the Leaf or The Most Caring Husband]
[Uzumaki Kushina: M-minato, that last name is really.....]
[Namikaze Minato: What's wrong, Kushina? Don't you like my nickname?]
[Uzumaki Kushina: I-i will like it.]
Makoto couldn't help but chuckle as he watched the conversations unfold in the group. They were supposed to be the legendary shinobis, yet they were bickering over nicknames.
It was as if his whole perspective on life had been flipped upside down.
Suddenly, Uchiha Madara, who had been silent until now, jumped in.
[Uchiha Madara: Group leader! My nickname should be Ghost of the Uchiha! As long as you arrange this nickname for me, I'll forget about everything that happened before! We'll still be good friends!]
Makoto rubbed his temples. Every one of their nicknames were good and how could he allow that to happen?
"Should I just arrange the signatures as I please?" he muttered to himself with a devious smile.
He started setting nicknames for everyone.
[Group leader Makoto Ito has set Senju Hashirama's nickname as "God Of Shinobi Who Loves Madara The Most"]
[Senju Hashirama: Group leader, what is this? This isn't the nickname I wanted!]
Hashirma stared at his nickname with an embarrassed face.
[Group leader Makoto Ito has set Uchiha Madara's nickname as 'The Uchiha Who Loves Dancing With Hashirama']
[Uchiha Madara: What the hell?! This isn't what I asked for! I wanted my nickname to be the ghost of the uchiha and I'm certainly not dancing with Hashirama! These nicknames are too weird. I don't want them]
[Senju Hashirama: Madara, I do. Wait....it's not what you guys think! ]
The rest of the group stared in shock, not sure how to react to this sudden confession.
[Group leader Makoto Ito has set Senju Tobirama's nickname as a Jutsu & Technique Maker (JTM) ]
[Senju Tobirama: Phew. Compared to my brother, my nickname is pretty normal... ]
[Group leader Makoto Ito has set Uchiha Izuna's nickname as Senju Tobirama's little wife!]
Everyone was stunned!
What was going on?
The nicknames of Hashirama and Madara was already outrageous enough, but now... Izuna had become Senju Tobirama's little wife? This was going too far!
[Group leader Makoto Ito has set the nickname for Hatake Sakumo as "Depressed Uncle"]
[Group leader Makoto Ito has set Uchiha Fugaku's nickname as "Most Genius Patriarch"]
[The group leader, Makoto Ito, has set Uchiha Shisui's nickname as "A Foolish Kid"]
[Group leader Makoto Ito has set Hyuga Hizashi's Nickname as "The One With Alien Eyes"]
...…
Soon, Makoto Ito set the nicknames for everyone.
Earlier, when everyone had been thinking about their own nicknames, they had been so excited. They had hoped for something cool and impressive.
But now, as they looked at their nicknames, they had a shameful face.
But there was no way around it. After all, the group leader was Ito Makoto. Everyone had no choice but to accept the nicknames that he had set for them!
While everyone else was feeling depressed, Ito Makoto was grinning to his ears.
These were all legendary figures from the ninja world and the characters he had only seen in anime.
[Makoto Ito: Ahem... Okay, now that the nicknames have been set, let me introduce you all to the main functions of this group!]
When Makoto finally got down to business, everyone, who had been feeling down earlier, was now stunned. They finally got to hear about the actual features of the group chat!
[Makoto Ito: First of all, this group chat allows you to meet each other, like opening a room! You can do anything in this private space, such as sparring or even dating. Whatever you want to do is fine! You can even live in it, like a rebirth of sorts. Of course, this requires me to give you permission!]
[Makoto Ito: Without my consent, no one can enter the private space. You will only be able to look at the chatbox]
Upon hearing this, everyone's eyes began to gleam with excitement. Especially those with wives!
After all, their wives were also in the group chat!
[Namikaze Minato: Kushina, we can finally meet!]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Mikoto, just wait, we can meet in a while!]
Naturally, there were some exceptions.
[Uchiha Madara: Wahahahaha! Hashirama! Let's have a big fight!]
[Senju Hashirama: I am looking forward to it]
[Uzumaki Mito: Hashirama? What are you looking forward to? The moment others heard about this function, they thought of their wife! But you, the first thing you think about is that damned Madara!]
[Uzumaki Mito: I had enough of your nonsense!!]
[Senju Hashirama: Hey, wife, I was wrong. I didn't say I wouldn't look for you! Just wait until Madara and I finish fighting, then I'll go find you, okay?!]
[Uzumaki Mito: Hahaha! Did you just ask me to wait for the two of you to finish fighting? Sure enough! in your heart, Uchiha Madara is much more important than me]
[Makoto Ito: Okay, quiet down. this group chat not only allows you to meet, but you can also give all your blood inheritance limits, combat experience and other abilities to me]
As soon as Makoto finished speaking, the group immediately fell silent
Even the two big talkers, Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara, stopped typing.
It was perfectly understandable.
Who were they? And why should they give all their skills to some random kid? Who knew what kind of person this Ito Makoto was?
Ito Makoto saw the silence and sighed with a wry smile.
It seemed he would need to think of a way to convince them to share their abilities!
