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Chapter 3: The Banning Spree
🕑 Added 2025-01-31 08:15:40 +0000 UTC[Makoto Ito: Can you guys stop for a moment?!]
[Group Leader Makoto Ito has banned Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara for three minutes]
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In the distant Pure Land, Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara were both left stunned.
"Hahaha!" Hashirama scratched his head awkwardly, while Madara's face darkened with rage.
"Damn it! How dare a brat ban me, Uchiha Madara?"
The legendary Uchiha felt his pride being trampled. His name alone was enough to make the entire ninja world tremble, yet here was some unknown kid daring to suppress him.
"Has my reputation already faded to this extent? Does this child not take me seriously at all?" Madara clenched his fists in anger.
[Senju Tobirama: Hahaha! Well done, kid! I couldn't stand them anymore. The group is finally peaceful!]
[Uchiha Izuna: I agree]
[Senju Tobirama: Agree to what? Who asked for your opinion?! You Uchihas doesn't have the right to speak while I am talking]
[Uchiha Izuna: TOBIRAMA!!]
[Senju Tobirama: IZUNA!!!]
Makoto Ito stared at the chat and felt utterly speechless. "I just banned two people, and now another two start fighting? These pairs really love fighting with each other"
Without hesitation, he acted again.
[Group Leader Makoto Ito has banned Senju Tobirama and Uchiha Izuna for three minutes]
The buzzing in Makoto Ito's head finally quieted down. These two pairs of rivals were just too damn noisy.
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[Namikaze Minato: Whoa, the group leader is terrifying! He instantly banned four legendary figures! Such boldness! By the way, is your name Makoto Ito? Nice name!]
[Hyuga Hizashi: You dared to ban those four? I have to say, group leader, you are ruthless! You should be careful in the future. Sooner or later, something is going to happen to you!]
Seeing the chat finally settle down, Makoto Ito smiled in satisfaction.
"Hmph! This is the authority of the group leader! Now they see my power!"
None of them took him seriously. Since they dared to act up, he wouldn't hesitate to silence them all.
He took a deep breath before typing.
[Makoto Ito: Ahem... Finally, I can speak.
Greetings, everyone! I am Makoto Ito, the leader of this chat group]
[Makoto Ito: .Now, all of you in this group must listen to my words. Otherwise, I'll start another banning spree! Mwahaha!]
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Meanwhile, in the Pure Land, Uchiha Madara was boiling with fury.
"This brat! How dare he talk to me like this?! Does he have a death wish?!"
For years, he had dominated the ninja world as the feared ghost of the uchiha.
Never had he suffered such humiliation!
"I refuse to stay in this ridiculous chat group a moment longer!" Madara gritted his teeth, controlling his anger. He quickly scrolled through the interface, looking for an option to leave.
To his delight, he found one.
Without hesitation, he clicked it.
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[Do you agree to Uchiha Madara's request to leave the group chat?]
Makoto's eyes widened upon seeing the new message. "Hah?! Madara is trying to leave?! Not happening!"
He quickly examined the group settings and discovered something interesting.
"So members need my permission to leave? Pfft! Do you think you can escape from me that easily, Madara?" With a smirk, he quickly clicked the Reject button.
[Makoto Ito: Hahaha! Trying to leave after messing with me, Madara? Do you think this chat group is your house, where you can come and go as you please? You've offended the group leader, and now you want to run? What a joke!]
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In the Pure Land, Madara nearly lost his mind in anger. "Ahhh! This brat is going too far!!"
His hands trembled as he read the message.
How dare this child toy with him?
[Senju Hashirama: Oh, my ban time is over. Hahaha! Madara, You tried to leave but got rejected! This is too damn funny!]
[Uchiha Madara: Shut up, Hashirama! I was just... curious. That's why I clicked it. I never actually wanted to leave!] Madara's eye twitched violently.
[Senju Tobirama: Pfft! Trying to cover it up? Madara, you really embarrassed yourself this time! The legendary ghost of the uchiha was rejected by a brat! Hahaha!]
[Uchiha Izuna: Tobirama! Stop mocking my brother!]
[Senju Tobirama: What? I'm just stating the truth! Seeing Madara suffer is the best entertainment I've had in years! Actually, seeing any Uchiha suffer makes me happy!]
[Uchiha Izuna: TOBIRAMA!!!]
[Senju Tobirama: IZUNA!!!]
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Once again, the group chat descended into chaos.
"These guys just never stop! Are they here to chat or to fight?!" Makoto Ito rubbed his temples.
"Even Hashirama and Madara learned their lesson and stayed quiet, but Tobirama and Izuna still have the nerve to argue?"
"Fine! Time for the banning spree again!" A smirk formed on his lips. His fingers hovered over the keyboard.
[Makoto Ito: Do you two want to be banned again?!]
At this moment, a sudden silence filled the chat group. Tobirama and Izuna, who had been at each other's throats, froze.
[Senju Tobirama: ...]
[Uchiha Izuna: ...]
Seeing the lack of response, Makoto Ito finally let out a satisfied sigh. "Hmph! That's more like it. Let's see if they dare to act up again!"
For now, at least, peace had been restored in the Konoha chat group.But knowing these people… it probably wouldn't last long.
