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Athletes Swell with S.W.E.A.T.
🕑 Added 2025-11-19 03:26:35 +0000 UTCOne of Pfatter U’s lead researchers, Dr. Fidioux, has discovered a new condition he’s calling S.W.E.A.T.: Somatic Weight Exchange Acceleration Threshold. In other words: a strange condition where extreme physical exertion can lead to rapid weight gain instead of gradual weight loss - and it’s spreading rapidly amongst our most athletic students!
Watch the full video to see some of our fastest become some of our fattest, including an extended clip of wrestlers Mike and Gregory succumbing to S.W.E.A.T. after a particularly-intense practice session.
We hear Dr. Fidioux is looking to observe many of these victims in more detail as time passes and the weight piles on. Who would you like to see in the later stages of battling S.W.E.A.T.? Tell us in the comments below!
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tje
Oooh! Are you going to make a winter break video where the pfatter u students come back from a fattening break at home?
Ruddy Full
Pfatter U has more strange outbreaks than the Umbrella Corporation... not that I'm complaining though.
