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Checking in ๐Ÿ’•

🕑 Added 2023-07-06 05:10:51 +0000 UTC
Checking in ๐Ÿ’•

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Marc Meloche

Excuse my French ๐Ÿ’‹

Marc Meloche

I once met a beautiful lady in a bar. I offered her a drink and she refused. So I asked her why and she replied that alcohol was giving her leg problems. I asked her if they were swelling and she replied โ€œno, they spread wide openโ€ ๐Ÿ˜Š

Russell Smith

So she gave me a hug...

Russell Smith

My wife and I got into an argument. I told her she needs to embrace her mistakes.

John

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender yells "hey we have a drink named after you!!!" The grasshopper replies "you have a drink named Kevin?"

D medley

Why did the cookie see the doctor , she was feeling crummy

Larry Wells

You can't hear an enzyme...

Larry Wells

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

Caca Head

What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?? A LOAN SHARK.... I'll see myself out...

Tanner

Hey I know itโ€™s tough times but I really hope and pray that everything thing starts getting better soon. We all love you โค๏ธ

DotDot

whatโ€™s the difference between a piano and tuna? You can tuna a piano but you canโ€™t paint a tuna!


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