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Silly Poll #1

🕑 Added 2020-07-13 04:05:46 +0000 UTC

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The Ghost poop. There is two types, one more rare then the other. But it does exist. Type A: (Most Common) where the poop occurs and you get a visual on said poop, but when you wipe (back to front of course) there is no trace of said poop below. Leaving you questioning, did I actually just shit? Or am I just sitting on someone else’s shit and having a courtesy wipe.....? Type B: (Rare) where the deposit occurs and you go for visual confirmation and there is no nugget in the bowl? You are puzzled? Do I stand up and walk out? Nothing is in the bowl? Did I actually shit? Do I need to wipe? So you do a courtesy wipe (back to front of course) and you pick up shit residue...! WTF! You feel dirty and violated, what just happened and where did it go? The Ghost poop strikes again... Is it real? By far the superior of all poops!

A poop to surpass metal gear.

Jude Alnas

Poop that surpasses the Schwarzschild radius

I like sticky poos, very interactive and fun

bennymakesgames

do they come out of a spirally ass?

bennymakesgames

whoa

bennymakesgames

i would normally reward this kind of creativity, but in this case, it's just not working for me

bennymakesgames

that's a lot of velocity

bennymakesgames

is this because it requires no wipe, or because you just chose not to?

bennymakesgames

very satisfying, 10/10

bennymakesgames

i unfortunately don't need the chocolate cake for that

Angel Xoakim Flores

Long spirally poops

Winning so far

Taking a massive shit just as the mdma is really hitting full swing. Absolute buckets of sloppy foul gruel, i love it

Mystery man

Bad poop

Raffa

This question prompts quite a serious discussion of the most valued aspects of a topic not often spoke about in public. I was promised a silly poll, not this. Please do better.

Shower poop. The waffle stomp is similarly my fav type of stomp

Damon Reed

I just want poop that smells like real poop.

Poseidon's kiss

I fucking hate poo 😤😡🦠🤢

Love big poops get smelly poops :(

Andrew Sommerich

No need to flush poop (exits at such a velocity that it doesn't remain in the bowl)

1000 thread count silk poo. It just slides out no mess. Like a submarine.

Ghost poo

Coffee poop!

SPOONMAN

No love for spicy poop?

Didi Pickle

Angel poop

CK

A big poop, a poop so big the splash in the water hits my butthole.

No wipe poop

Loose explosion with minimal pain

the poop when you've eaten too much chocolate cake and you have to wipe like 30 times but there's still poop on the tp

Dave

My favorite is the Oprah "S" because someone on her show told her S shaped poo is the best poo

my favourite is the "ghost log" where you drop a massive log-shaped turd out, then go to clean up and their is no "bark" on your bumhole and the paper remains clean!

Kylie Jones

Lil nug poop supporter all the way

Hot snakey pooos

The poop that hangs for a little while but doesn’t disconnect because it’s so structurally sound that it plops out like a superb thick sausage from your local butcher.