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One will protect you, the other will attack you.

🕑 Added 2020-05-25 01:36:50 +0000 UTC

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OneTwoKaaFour

I just find Tim to be a trustworthy name e.g. Tim Robbins, Tim Minchin, Tim Othee Chalamet Stephen....pfffffffft

If you gave a knife to a guy whose arms are so long he probably can't even masturbate and a former Olympian who probably has nothing left to lose at this point, I'd be putting money on the one that sounds like he needs cocaine instead of milk with his Weet-Bix. Put me down for ¥100 on Steve

Mystery man

Touchy Tim deserves death

Touchy Tim is just touch-starved and will crash into a snivelling mess if you hug him. Mr. Murphett is off his rocker and will cut ya if you don't chant his overly enthusiastic slogans.

Adam Lohrey

The longer the arms the better

Touchy tim for sure. His long arms will never fail me

Code Monkey

Stephen, because he can lift the moral of the ranks, much like he lifts himself in the air on his trampoline. His golden hair will stand out at the front of the battlefield. And he knows how to work with kids, who will be our warriors.

Jick

I feel like Stephen Murphett has gone through a few things, where as Touchy Tim seems quite sheltered. Stephen Murphett armed with only a trampoline could easily defeat 100 Touchy Tims.

Dumpling Jim

Tim because otherwise a slap from him would put my face into the year 3000.

Alex Mader

Have you ever played Dhalsim in Streetfighter? I rest my case.

Danyal Shameem

Steve Murphett has the athleticism to dodge touch tim and end his reign of child abuse

Jude Alnas

Punching Touchy Tim in the face, eh? Bold words from someone with orifices within Tim's molesting radius.

Peter Anderson

Touchy Tim isn't actually that dangerous to me personally, as I am of age and have been raised a cis-gendered male, so I (unfairly) feel empowered enough to deal with his creepy bullshit and punch him right in the face if he comes at me or anyone without consent. Stevie-boy has some real strong, manic energy to him - I would much rather that energy was spent on worthwhile projects that inspire and energize the next generation, instead of trying to attack me.

Tim's just got that reach. Even if the battlefield was a 21 yr old's Flip Out party, Tim has a layer of innate safety & flexibility that gives him the advantage over Mr Murphett. The only way Murphett could hope to pull it back is if there is a police patrol stage hazard.

Eros

Stephen has a double-jump special (from the many years he studied process trampolining, if you read the flavour text) but his emotional breakdowns cause a super long cooldown time

Touchy Tim as nothing is untouchable to him.

Eros

Touchy Tim can attack with his arms from a distance so his hitbox is kinda OP

Nash Lawrence

Murphett seems like he's got a lot of inner personal aggression. That mixed with his dedication and commitment (you don't come 4th at the Commonwealth Games without it) it seems like if he were to attack you wouldn't get out of it alive. Also Touchy Tim is a child molester so I'm gonna have to go Murphett

j kohler

I chose Touchy Tim as my champion purely because i can't handle the horror that would be Touchy Tim if he were hunting me

Stephen gave me the courage to chase my dreams

Touchy Tim would probably get arrested and then I’d be defenseless

Cormac

As long as Touchy Tim is correctly utilising XRP tokens in his crypto-mining operation, he’d be set

Sadie

Touchy Tim’s long arms provide a layer of security and defence I would otherwise not have. Touchy Tim will keep enemies at bay while I do whatever the fuck