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🕑 Added 2021-07-27 01:17:13 +0000 UTCWe are doing an Olympics Podcast RN.
Please make up fake Olympic Sports for us to impro on the pod and I'll chuck them in
Love Broden Kelly
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Ice pancakes
Will you be coming to the uk soon?
Chicken fight jousting.
I feel like Mark could have done something really special with this one
Olympic Manners
Your welcome
Competitive haberdashery
Floor and partner stretching, massage
Full contact bird watching
Ding dong ditch. Someone brings the doorbell before the defender can catch you
VitAnyaNaked
Coopershield cheese race, when men chase from a high hill for a Gloucester cheese head) Exciting competition, but a little dangerous!
Full contact sailing ✌
Apple bobbing - A number of serious injuries from last time as people aren't able to practice on any other day except halloween, or at the fair...or in the 50's. Isaac Newton Grand Champ. Also Horses
Boxing - But it's how fast you can tape and pack a box
Alastair Gray
Kangaroo unboxing
Alastair Gray
Frontgammon
Alastair Gray
Ponytail Limbo
basketball
Jazz-scatting
Olympic straight-man-ing
Joe Dannenfelser
But you keep getting caught… by various popular podcast characters lol
Competitive miming
synchronized flatulence
Men’s freestyle roadside sobriety test
Fencing but instead of swords it’s dildos
The 100 metre sucky-wucky-tucky
200m find the car keys
Jonathan Davies
Is this event separated by different weight classifications?
Codger wrangling. For Cowdoys only👍
Jonathan Davies
Long jump featuring Frogman.
Chode fencing
Jonathan Davies
Karaoke…I’m thinking ‘we didn’t start the fire’ for some reason…
Anal beads tug of war
Cock (and ball) fighting
Male Celeb Nudes Free
people who look most like broden Kelly. the person who looks most like broden Kelly comes second because broden always wins because he is broden kelly
curb stomping!
Eric Szymkowiak
Talk about your pets!
The 30 seconds of stand-up comedy event
Eric Szymkowiak
Explaining obscure facts
Billionaire Space Shot-put
Egg and spoon race. Putting a doona in a doona cover. Building IKEA furniture.
Boggle
Ciggy smoking. There are so many events, it’s basically Track and Field
Wine Glass Lifting
Rick
Balloon filling
Improve comedy
Chess
Fuck throwing
Jasper Hayward
Slip'n'slide
Charlie Hollands
Jumping
Passive aggressively doing the dishes while your partner watches tv in the other room
Shopping cart bob sledding
Jonathan Davies
Shot put but using Puds instead of the put..call it shot pud
Laura Fraser
100m freestyle for non-swimmers. 1500m hurdles for people who think they're chickens.
Jolze
Freestyle sitting
Franchisee application relay
Olympic Improvisation (like Ice Dancing or other sports where they judge artistry)
Jolze
Cross country manhunt
Damon Reed
100m Skipping comp
Competitive party quirks
Passive aggression
best impression of Teresa The Long Island Medium
200m sasquatch tackle
Zack Winfrey
40 meter spaghetti slurp
Admiral Clackbar
Corporate Team Building Exercise Decathlon
synchronised bath time
MangusYangus
Duck Duck Goose could be cute
David Falconer
Cum related portmanteaus
Mark Dolling
Penis Pole vaulting
David Falconer
Competitive taunting
Mark Dolling
10km La Porchetta renovation
Synchronised freestyle (the rapping kind)
Chad
Butt chugging
Mark Dolling
Synchronised Cockpunching
Adam Lacobs
The three legged walk
Tallon Allen
Big cums
Skateboarding just got added to the olympics. Be a shame if some scooter/bmx kids came by...
velocity_raptor
Finally my premature ED comes in handy 👌
Mustaches
Relay-style space race against Jeff Bezos
Synchronised running
Kayla Royer
Best 2 min freestyle about topic given by the other boys
Kayla Royer
Who can give mark a stiffy the quickest (yes mark can also compete)
Vaping
Kayla Royer
Loudest burp/fart or longest burp/fart
Lewis Moss
I reckon running would be good
Competitive Tech Deck battles
Kayla Royer
Name that theme song/ name the movie from hearing a quote/ guess the impression Tom is doing
Who can forgot that Jared fogle is a pedophile the quickest
Ira Wray
Penis braiding
Kayla Royer
Most/best backhanded compliments to the other boys
Joseph Reyna
McDonald’s orders but price is right game
Eric Johnson
Tossing 3 litre bottles of milk
theatre watersports
Kayla Royer
Calling the 26th contact in Your phone and asking for dating advice without being called out for being on the podcast (if they don’t answer close eyes and pick random contact until someone answers)
Erin Bittner
Theatre sports
speed breaking up with a partner
Wilson Finch
Foursquare/handball
Erin Bittner
Walking a cat
The Moogie Woogie Boogie
Kayla Royer
Who can correctly call out innuendos by saying “that’s what he/she said” the most times throughout the podcast
Erin Bittner
Pooping
Lifon Henderson
Family guy impressions
Wilson Finch
Arguing
Lifon Henderson
Boop boop
Competitive anti doping piss testing
Funny Walks
Goodminton
Duck finding
CAPTCHAthlon - fastest person to click on all the Trucks wins
Gillian Mays
Extreme slowness
100 meter sprint over lego, its endurance based
Baaab Cat
Uphill Crabwalk
Max Rashes
Most Monty python quotes per minute
Matt Kenda
Shitting at a college frat party and leaving without flushing
Competitive pooing
Bird calling near the skeet shooting
The 200m cum relays
Vegemite Sandwich eating
Charlie
Men's 100m Squint
the 100m kiss
The 100m hog on a stick dash
Spexicano
Dickathlon
Doxing Political Rivals
400m freestyle (rap)
George S
Olympic improvisation
Kayla Royer
Sneezing with eyes open
Tom Winstanley
Water poolo (like polo but with poo)
Fart propelled boat racing
dropping a cell phone in piss water
Kayla Royer
Longest fart or burp
Slime
Remy Alva
Theater sports
Hamstring pulling
Hop, skip and suck
who can poo the longest poo log
Connor
Charlie's Salami Eating Contest
Meli J
library book sex
Beach ball deflating
Matt Brown
Empty pool high dive
Jules O'D
Hammer throw but you throw Zack by the hair
Connor
Cocaine
Kayla Royer
First to get Tom to call you “dumb cunt”
Italian hunting
who can say poo in the most languages
Bagel smearing
Connor
Musical Scares
Who can build the most skyscrapers in 12 seconds
who can say poo the loudest
Netball
Matt Brown
Sack race but with your scrot
Podcasting
Alex Osborne
Fawn hunting
Joe Dannenfelser
Bucket Hat Broden and his Bodacious Bitches
Peter Anderson
Armpit race
Staring contest
Swearing,
Bootscootin Putin
Online pirating
Connor
Duck Duck Cum
100m sprint, but you've just finished a big meal and are pretty full.
meatspin
Rusky
Professional hide and seek
Big Tim
Checking in on a mate who's been just a bit too rowdy lately
Butt chugging
Matt Brown
Full contact laser tag
Kallan Phillips
Watching Anime in Front of Your Parents
Sheet folding
Competitive Laughing
Connor
Silly Slime
Who can hold their breath longest underwater
Screaming into the sky and saying "Why god why???"
Rank My Sons
Connor
A John Wick style manhunt where all athletes try to kill Zack
Are We There Yet? (2005)
Bootscootin Putin
Doxxing
Big Tim
Sliding down a muddy hill
Alasdair Cooper
Eating Cheese While Running From Bees
Connor
Brown Town Bum Cum
Where’s The Egg
Blaze mann
Baby throwing
Lawn bowls but you’re on PEDs
Coming up with good fake Olympic Games
Bootscootin Putin
Egg McMuffin toss
The most kisses on a Charlie Bonanno’s bald head
Fartwheels
Blaze mann
Crocheting
Hot dog eating
Cartwheels
Andrew McMenemy
Competitive social distancing Barrista race performed by law abiding barristers Synchronised wanking
Connor
Chim Chum A Fight Of Cum
Watching paint dry
Blaze mann
Dildo toss
bullrush
Jules O'D
200m Singing
Bootscootin Putin
Contemplative thinking
Billy Manton
Cum Chuggin
Playing the tuba with your butt - but only Rihanna songs
Edward B.G.
Basketball but the ball is extremely hot
G N
Shower singing
Connor
Cum
Literallymeatballs
Supermarket colleague dodging
Matt Brown
Javierelin, javelin but you’re throwing a guy called Javier
Walking in the park
Knitting a blanket
Connor
Rum Cum Tugger
The longest lasting Stiffy
Men's 40m Fuckwit
Omelette flipping
Allan Cashion and Brianna Gordon
Fencing (but just putting up a fence)
Tom Winstanley
Synchronised David Schwimming
Julie Stoddart
Synchronised listening
NorchEast
Web surfin
Artistic Table Tennis
Podcasting
Golf but you want a big score
TeddyThoughts
Incest igloo
Best kisser in the world
Just having fun
Richard Thomas
Cobbling
Big Tim
Coat checking
Biscuit Diving (into tea)
A pentathlon but with 20 events
Bootscootin Putin
Competitive screaming
James Olson
Microsoft Excel
Todd Duvall
Croquet/crochet
Richard Thomas
Who can see the farthest.
Reverse Cowgirl
Computie games
Fastest maccas run
Meatball shot put
Standup comedy
TeddyThoughts
Lube and slide dash
Ham time
Going to bed angry
the 200m bumbum tickle
Joash
Movie Marathon
TeddyThoughts
The suck off games
Cameron Fulwood
100m moonwalk
Matt Brown
Cum skeet shooting (the cum is the bullet)
Big Tim
Post match banter
Richard Thomas
Bowling Ball Shotput
Bikini waxing
Tickles
Cormac
400 metre cum
500m rolling
reece byron
Theme park knowledge
Sarah
Chilli challenge
Haezan
Convincing your parents to get the vaccine
Duck kicking
finding my dad who left to get milk when I was 3
Todd Duvall
Lawn darts elimination
Fighting the Bosch
Walking a dog that just does not want to walk anymore
Kylie Jones
Chicken farming
Sneaking out of a social event you don’t want to be at
Synchronised taser spasms
Sebastian Benn
Pud eating contest
Small talk at the hairdresser
Fish dressage
Keelan Finch-Roberts
20m tube dash
1meter sprint
Derek Martz
Armball, esplanades, and shark evasion are my favorites.
Piping hot Mrs Macs Pie eating contest
Nathan Alexander
Volunteer work
Josh Adams
dressage
Artistic wanking
Big Tim
4 metre relay
Javelin but its a stick you found on the way there
Professional headbutting
Jumping pope (like jumping rope but with the Pope somehow idk)
Isabel Melhem
babysitting
pro moogie woogieing
Artistic & rhythmic chicken skewer creation and cooking
Chuk Appleseed
Underwater Basket Weaving
Edward B.G.
Tandem Pissing
Anger management
Josh Adams
triathlon
1 metre diving board
Nicholas Ferrazza
Extreme underwater basket weaving.
Parallel parking
Josh Adams
hockey
Josh Adams
rowing
Andrew Sommerich
Dog grooming
Josh Adams
100m sprint
Cumsledding
Samuel Troy
Bombardment
