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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change....

🕑 Added 2021-04-07 02:44:27 +0000 UTC
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change....

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VoiceLikeCandy

This is the single best piece of advice of 2021. Those crickets will rue the day they chirped in my presence!

Chud515

You forgot to mention those fucking crickets! I hate those things. They like to have long deep intellectual conversations (like only crickets can) every night while I'm trying to sleep. I found a solution: BIRD FOOD. I scattered some across the yard and the crickets got eaten. Like Quint in Jaws. Now you just need some way to get these guys eaten by giant birds and you can have some peace and quiet.

Dorn

You poor fucking woman.

VoiceLikeCandy

I imagine that it's always happening all around us, but most people don't even register it because it doesn't interfere with their livelihood. How many times you drive by some construction or a road crew, or hear a chainsaw going or the neighbor mowing their lawn, and it's all just background noise in your day. But you don't want to hear it as background noise in your audio files!

Bobby

That shit follows you doesn't it.😑


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