I'm so goin to hell for this: The Succubus Seduces The Priest Spicy As Hell Audio
🕑 Added 2024-02-02 03:35:07 +0000 UTCOk.. this one comes with a content warning for what some will see as blasphemy. (Cap, you might not want to listen)
Disclaimer:
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, religious organizations, events and incidents are the products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual deities, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
Comments
Sneaky Paladin
oh my
Dreamy
:D thank you, Kholek!
Kholek92
Oh this was fantastic
Jack H.
Well, look, I like the Holo Jesus best when I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Lenticular Jesus, or translucent Jesus, or 3d printed Jesus, or whoever you want
ArtLow
Is "our" now
Dreamy
I'm very sorry. Nobody should ever be told or have it implied that they're inferior, much less over something so ridiculous.
Phorcys
Mate... It's a fun audio, it isn't this deep
Dreamy
I think you're too good a person to be damned for bad thoughts. :D
Dreamy
Follow me, we're gonna start a flash mob in hell!
Dreamy
XD
Dreamy
I love holographic lenticular Jesus so much! His existence is a blessing upon the world!
Lioninwinter
Was married to one. My mistake.
Dreamy
... I'm a modern feminist. I don't know who you ever met who said "I'm a feminist and all men are inferior," but I promise you they don't speak for the rest of is. I agree that being told your life's work was a placebo would be pretty awful But that doesn't equal the priest being told that he's awful. An awful fate, yes, and an awful thing to hear, yes. But I wrote this thinking with the character of the priest being a good person and the demon seeing his decency. He was so good that she felt guilty about having taken from him something he cared about.
Lioninwinter
Let me try to explain. Christians believe that salvation rests in faith to Christ. The Demon tells the priest, after stealing his soul, that this is false. Thus, he's followed a false truth and is damned anyway. A terrible fate. Seriously an awful thing to say. Modern feminists believe men are inferior in almost every way. Men who accept that, are no longer men. An awful fate.
Dreamy
Dude! Duuuuuuude! She never said he was a terrible person, she actually thought he was a very sweet person who comforts people through hard times. She just said it was performative. If a placebo works, it works! But also.. Duuuuuuude! I'm a garden-variety feminist and I don't think anyone would accuse me of telling men what terrible people they are. Equal opportunities for all benefit us all. That extends to everyone. We waste valuable skills and resources when we limit people based on gender or any other aspect of them that isn't relevant to the task at hand.
Dreamy
:) Thank you, Cap!
Lioninwinter
"Demon" sounds like a garden variety feminist. Traps a good man with sex, steals his soul, tells him what a terrible person he is, and then how she's going to fix him and make him better. Or else!
Christian Kaleopaa
0_0 OK.... I look to see with eyes unclouded. Here we go........ I.. don't think you're going to hell for this. I will do my best to prevent that. π«
Myrel
I might be damned for my impure thoughts
ArtLow
If you go down to hell for this, allow me to happily follow you β₯
Jack H.
It's my Jesus, I can call it what I want
ArtLow
We established is "lenticular" thanks
DL
βAlways makes me cry out for Godβ had me cracking up.
Jack H.
*GASP* BLASPHEMY! FROM DREAMY?!?! tsk tsk What would holographic Jesus think of this