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Chapter 169: About to be dumped at Tokyo Bay....
🕑 Added 2025-07-18 03:05:31 +0000 UTCThen Gintoki, Shinpachi, and the others were chased by yakuza thugs, until evening fell,
【 Then Gintoki, Shinpachi, and the others were chased by yakuza thugs until evening fell, and Gintoki and Doromizu Pirako hid in a concrete trash can to escape. 】
【 In the alley, Doromizu Pirako pushed open the lid of the trash can above her head. “Looks like they've gone far away, Big Brother! This is getting interesting.” 】
【 “What's interesting about it? I'm going to say the same old thing.” Gintoki felt that everything was terrible, and threw away the trash can lid on his head. “Even if you get revenge, no one will be happy! I think your dead companions would rather you live as a normal girl than be full of hatred.” 】
【 Listening to Gintoki's words, it was Doromizu Pirako's turn to be full of confusion. “Big Brother, you've been talking about revenge since just now, what do you mean?” 】
【 Gintoki turned his head to look at Doromizu Pirako: “Uh, wasn't your whole family killed by Jirochou? So you're going to get revenge for them...” 】
【 Doromizu Pirako looked like she completely didn't understand what Gintoki was saying. “What are you talking about? My family was indeed destroyed by Jirochou, but everyone is alive and well.” 】
【 Gintoki was confused: “Huh?! But didn't you say it turned into a flower garden?” 】
【 “Everyone washed their hands of it and changed careers to become farmers, called the Red Garden. It's very beautiful! But it was too boring, so I ran out.” 】
【 Gintoki's face darkened when he heard this explanation, and he started to complain, “Huh?! Your metaphor is too easy to misunderstand!” 】
【 “What are you talking about? You bastard! We thought you had a dark past. We were trying to care about you and indirectly stop you from getting revenge, that was our effort!” 】
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~Projection of All Worlds~
“Being chased is the same old thing?!... How skilled are you, Gintoki! What did you do to make being chased a habit?”
“I didn't expect that sentence to be literal, but anyone would misunderstand that way of speaking!”
Everyone didn't expect the Yorozuya family to be quite reasonable.
Shinpachi used his high emotional intelligence to distract Doromizu Pirako... Although the latter didn't appreciate it and even mocked him as a cockroach.
Although it was a misunderstanding, Gintoki was also indirectly trying to stop Doromizu Pirako from getting revenge in his own way. Uh... it seems only Kagura was still playing along.
~Gintama World~
“If a flower garden means that, don't say it in such a misleading way, hey!”
Shinpachi flipped the table and complained mercilessly, then turned to look at Gintoki.
“And Gin-san, your lecture failed. It failed before part B even started.”
“...”
Gintoki suddenly felt speechless. If it failed, it failed. Gin-san isn't omnipotent.
Also, why did they change careers from yakuza to farmers? What did these people go through?
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【 Gintoki reached out and covered his face. They had been busy for most of the day out of kindness, and it turned out to be a misunderstanding. “Then why did you come here?” 】
【 “As I said, it's to decorate Jirochou and this city with flowers. That's the literal meaning.” Doromizu Pirako had a yandere-like expression, which was indeed a bit scary. “To make the flowers that the famous Jirochou lost bloom again, I need the strongest man in Kabukicho who can rival Jirochou. Big Brother, I need your strength.” 】
【 “Since we've cleared things up, it's time to say goodbye.” Gintoki didn't want to mess around with this little girl. Just as he was about to get out of the trash can, he and the trash can were flipped over, and he couldn't get out no matter how much he struggled. 】
【 Only then did Gintoki see that the concrete on his lower body had started to solidify, so his face darkened. 】
【 “Big Brother! The brotherhood of the yakuza is not so easy to shake off.” 】
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~Projection of All Worlds~
“Hahaha, I don't know about the brotherhood of the yakuza... But I at least know that solidified concrete is indeed not so easy to shake off, haha!”
“Now they're probably going to be dumped in Tokyo Bay. Why would anyone pour concrete into a trash can?”
What a scene of fraternal affection! Gintoki was completely tricked, but now everyone wants to know how they got out of the solidified concrete!
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【 On the other side, in the meeting hall of Kabukicho, the Four Heavenly Kings of Kabukicho, except for Jirochou, were all gathered here. 】
【 At this time, a middle-aged host with a receding hairline said the topic of the meeting with some fear: “The topic this time is... garbage sorting...” 】
【 The three of them had gloomy faces and spoke in unison, “Garbage, disappear!” 】
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~Projection of All Worlds~
“Hiss! What a heavy topic... Hahaha, I can't help but laugh when I see them seriously discussing garbage sorting.”
Everyone didn't expect the Four Heavenly Kings of Kabukicho, who were just mentioned, to gather together for garbage sorting. It can be down-to-earth, but it can't be in the underworld.
But... is this Saigou a man or a woman?! He's dressed like a woman, his body is rougher than a man's, and he has a beard.
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【 Until Jirochou arrived, the meeting hall started a free-for-all fight between several groups, and after being stopped by their respective bosses, Peacock Princess Kada stated her proposal. 】
【 “From now on! Anyone under the Four Heavenly Kings is strictly forbidden to fight privately in Kabukicho. If any force violates this rule... the remaining three forces will unite. They will be beaten until only one person is left.” 】
【 Otose leaned against the door and lit a cigarette. “We can't even fight. This city is becoming boring.” 】
【 “Do you think you can take my life, Jirochou, just by forming gangs?” Although he said that, Jirochou finally agreed to the proposal. “Who's afraid of whom? It's about who can endure, right? Be sure not to mess up in front of me.” 】
【 As he said this, the scene showed Gintoki and Doromizu Pirako being carried to the beach along with the trash can, and it was clear that they were going to be dumped into the sea. 】
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~Projection of All Worlds~
“Hahaha, it's like saying it out loud, they've already messed up!”
This is more than just messing up, it's like farting in your pants - two splits!
~Gintama World~
“Gin-san... you're going to be dumped in Tokyo Bay!”
Shinpachi's face was covered in cold sweat. Since Gin-san was dumped in Tokyo Bay, would he also be chopped into mincemeat and fed to dogs?
“Where's the Shinsengumi! Where's the gorilla? Why isn't that gorilla coming out to manage things?! Someone's burying a body.”
Gintoki's voice changed as he spoke, walking back and forth in the Yorozuya.
“Achoo~”
And in the Shinsengumi headquarters, a certain gorilla suddenly sneezed. Kondo Isao then rubbed his nose,
“Who's speaking ill of me? Could it be Otae-san thinking of me?!”
Hijikata Toushiro looked at Kondo Isao helplessly.
“Kondo-san! This is not the time to be a stalker. Speaking of which, how chaotic is Kabukicho?”
It doesn't matter if this silver-haired curly-haired man dies or not, but someone is actually doing something like dumping a body in Tokyo Bay...
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【 “Looks like I can finally settle the score with you.” The man with the three-seven split hair reached out and touched his hair, looking at Gintoki. “I told you before, I always settle my accounts. If you owe me three, I'll take back seven.” 】
【 Gintoki showed his signature dead fish eyes. “The three-seven split is outdated these days. Why not shave your head and become a fashionable monk?” 】
【 “Also, I have no hostility towards the inside. I was instigated by this silly girl.” 】
【 The three-seven split ignored Gintoki and looked at Doromizu Pirako instead. “You didn't explain it clearly to Big Brother, Pirako! What exactly are the crimson flowers?” 】
【 “Pira... Pirako! Th-that...” Gintoki turned his head stiffly. “Could it be that you are...!” 】
【 Doromizu Pirako lowered her face and took out a dagger, inserting it into the concrete. “Abandoning his wife and child, even his wife's hometown was destroyed by a business rival. As a result, he ran to this place and fought meaninglessly with transvestites and old women.” 】
【 Cracks appeared directly in the concrete, and then it shattered. Doromizu Pirako walked out of the concrete, leaving Gintoki still in the concrete with a stunned expression. 】
【 Under the moonlight, there was no light in Doromizu Pirako's eyes. “I want to see Jirochou from back then again, let him take over the world again, and let my dad bloom with beautiful flowers again.” 】
【 “What is this child saying? I don't understand. Eh... Eh?!!” Gintoki was still clearly stunned. 】
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~Projection of All Worlds~
“Gintoki sold out very quickly, saying that he was instigated by this silly girl. Or is this the tradition of the Yorozuya?!”
“He was clearly tricked. This child is Jirochou's daughter! They and the three-seven split are clearly in cahoots.”
“It's a world where only Gintoki gets hurt... Gin-san was calculated, Gin-san! The purpose is to make you fight Jirochou.”
Everyone from other worlds looked at the three-seven split, speechless. It's fine if his hair is a three-seven split, but his behavior is also a three-seven split. How much do you like three-seven?!
Compared to this, everyone was more curious about what brand of concrete this was?! The quality is so poor, one knife down, it cracked accurately, and the key is that it doesn't stick to the skin, which is outrageous.
~One-Punch Man World~
“What's wrong with being bald! At least you don't have to take care of it.”
Saitama usually doesn't have many emotional fluctuations, but when he heard about hairstyles, he couldn't help but get excited.
Everyone is showing off how good their hair is over there, right? He believes that one day he will also grow a head of beautiful black hair and make them envious to death.
~Gintama World~
“Let's go, Elizabeth!”
Katsura didn't have time to pack his things and quickly shouted at the unidentified creature behind him.
“Where are we going?!”
Elizabeth ran while not forgetting to take out a sign to ask Katsura where he was going.
Katsura's brain circuit was still offline.
“What are you talking about, Elizabeth! In this situation, of course, we should go to Kabukicho to wait... wait for a chance to appear!”
Didn't you see that Kabukicho is about to start fighting? If you go there and wait at this time, you will always get a chance to appear.
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