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ICISEI Episode 51
🕑 Added 2025-06-03 03:00:03 +0000 UTCEpisode 51: Being self-righteous scares the hell out of me.
~Chat Room~
【Aqua (KonoSuba): "Hahaha! Didn't expect this, did you, Kazuma?"】
【March 7th (Honkai: Star Rail): "What happened to him?"】
【Umaru Doma (Himouto): "Feels like some secret was discovered."】
【Paimon (Genshin Impact): "But didn't he save someone? Why did they say that girl wouldn't die, but he died instantly?"】
【Utaha Kasumigaoka (Saekano): "Perhaps, the key point is right here."】
【Shinomiya Kaguya (Love Is War): "Completely incomprehensible. Hayasaka, do you know why?"】
【 Hayasaka Ai (Love Is War): "My lady, I am not omnipotent. I am just a little maid."】
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『 In the scene,
Satou Kazuma, who had just been immersed in self-pity, was stunned by these words.
"You, what did you say?"
Seeing Satou Kazuma's shocked face,
The goddess on the chair immediately revealed a cruel truth:
"Because that tractor was going to stop steadily right beside that child anyway."
Hearing this news, everyone watching online was shaken.
Tractor?
Immediately after, a surge of curiosity filled their hearts.
If it were a tractor, this young man shouldn't be here.
From the previous conversation, it was clear,
He could come here because he had passed away in the real world.
But a tractor obviously wouldn't be fatal. The goddess before had also said the tractor would stop in front of the girl.
Satou Kazuma's previous actions should theoretically have been a waste of effort.
So, what exactly caused the current situation?
However, looking at this scene...Konosuba World
"Ah!" Satou Kazuma instantly broke down: "Why, why, after so long, do I still have to see this thing!!!!"
It would be better if this thing, which carried his black history of being scared to death, just disappeared completely as soon as possible.
But at this moment,
Aqua on the side burst into loud laughter.
"This is just too funny. You were really embarrassing back then."
"You scared yourself to death directly from embarrassment, hahahahaha!"
"Almost being scared to death by a tractor or something, hahahaha!"
In the live broadcast screen on the other side,
Upon hearing this shocking news, Satou Kazuma sprang up violently.
Not a trace of his previous calmness remained on his face.
He asked, completely incredulous,
"Wait a minute, what exactly is going on?"
Satou Kazuma was full of confusion, eager to find out the truth from the blue-clothed goddess in front of him.
However, at this time, the blue-clothed goddess seemed not to have understood why Satou Kazuma was having such a reaction.
Perhaps her memory of the previous incident wasn't quite matching up.
But soon, Satou Kazuma confirmed it with her again, still not daring to believe it.
"Did you just say tractor? I was hit and killed by a tractor?"If he was really hit by a large tractor, how terrifying must his state have been at that time?
That girl could avoid it, but he couldn't even dodge and was run over directly.
This "self-sacrificing" act he thought was clever left him completely bewildered.
He clearly saw a big object and just assumed it was a large truck.
But who would have thought that massive black shadow was actually a giant tractor?
Meanwhile, in Satou Kazuma's mind, a scene that made everyone drop their jaws appeared.
Just at that moment,
The instant Satou Kazuma rushed towards the girl,
A huge black shadow also revealed itself.
It was a massive farm tractor.
Moreover, because the driver was an old man,
The speed was incredibly slow,
And he even greeted the girl, Satou Kazuma thought would be hit warmly.
At that time, Satou Kazuma actually didn't notice this scene and rushed up on his own, pushing the girl to the ground.
Perhaps, in this accident, the only injury the girl sustained was the scrape caused by Satou Kazuma's push?
Perhaps because the blow wasn't hard enough, the blue-clothed goddess felt that Satou Kazuma didn't understand what she was saying,
So she repeated it again.
"That's right, the thing we just talked about was indeed a tractor, not something else you imagined."
As she spoke, the water goddess Aqua couldn't help but wave her hand.
"What, what exactly is going on?" Satou Kazuma finished speaking, then remembered the way he had imagined dying before.
"So, the way I died was by being run over by this walking tractor?"
This way of dying did sound tragic.
Although Satou-kun roughly understood that his cause of death was quite cruel,
This way of dying was also a bit special.
Just as Satou Kazuma was mentally preparing himself,
The blue goddess's voice popped out again, interrupting his thoughts.
"Not at all, you were scared to death."
"Because you thought you were hit by a large truck, so..." 』
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~Chat Room~
【Arataki Itto (Genshin Impact): "Although I don't quite understand, I feel like he's even more embarrassing, Wahahahaha!"】
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