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Chapter 121: In the Wet Snow
🕑 Added 2025-05-23 03:05:02 +0000 UTC~Projection of All Worlds~
"I didn't expect Johnny to play with iron balls... I really didn't. I thought he could only shoot nails."
"But it makes sense. Since he can use the Golden Spin to basically reach the same level as Gyro, it's not surprising that he can use iron balls!"
"Although they defeated Sandman, Gyro will still die from blood loss if he doesn't get treatment."
~Type-Moon World, Magical Girl Illya Worldline~
"Huh?! That’s not fair! We’re hearing the exact same instructions, so how come Johnny can do it and I can’t?!"
Illyasviel von Einzbern puffed out her cheeks in frustration, dropping the two tennis balls she’d been clutching. She had listened carefully—just like Johnny—memorized every word, even visualized the movements perfectly.
But when she tried to replicate the Spin technique…
Her fingers twitched. Her muscles refused to cooperate.
Her mind understood. Her body betrayed her.
~A Certain Magical Index World~
~Academy City~
"I wonder if Gyro can get help in time. His current situation is already very dangerous."
Touma Kamijou sighed slightly. He also tried the so-called Golden Spin to increase his long-range methods. After all, they explained the principle, so there's no reason he couldn't do it!
But he realized he was thinking too much... He should just wash up and go to bed. This is simply not something humans can do.
【 “Gy...Gyro...Gyro!!” Johnny shouted exhaustedly at the unconscious Gyro. Could it be that he once sent away his own brother? Is it Gyro's turn now?
Just as he was thinking this, he heard the sound of hooves. It turned out that the top-tier healer, Hot Pants, saw their horses and came here.
Without waiting for Johnny to say anything, Hot Pants flipped over and pinned Johnny to the ground, taking the Saint's Corpse from his pocket.
At this time, Johnny couldn't resist even if he wanted to, but fortunately, Hot Pants had a conscience and healed Johnny's injuries and Gyro's severed limbs.
As soon as they woke up, they went straight to the finish line, taking fourth and fifth place in this stage, respectively.
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The sixth stage begins. As they pass through higher dimensions, the temperature gets lower and lower. Now they have arrived on a snowfield!
Fortunately, when Hot Pants took the Saint's Corpse, she left Johnny a small piece of bone, which allowed Johnny to keep his Stand. He occasionally used it to hunt.
After learning the Golden Spin, Johnny also developed various uses, such as peeling potatoes, eating noodles with his fingernails, and even brushing his teeth! 】
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~Projection of All Worlds~
"I didn't expect that Hot Pants was fortunate not to have been killed at the Ringo house, otherwise even if Gyro was still alive, he would probably be disabled."
"Although the Saint's Corpse was taken away, fortunately, she had a conscience and left Johnny a bone, otherwise Johnny wouldn't even be able to keep his Stand."
"This Johnny really wants to make me laugh... He actually uses the hard-earned Golden Spin to peel potatoes and even brush his teeth."
"After all, his legs are paralyzed, so he will always develop various uses to make things easier for himself."
【 Gyro lay on the snow and heard horses approaching in the distance through the rotation of his iron balls, and it sounded like about 11 people.
So the two of them didn't stay any longer and decided to look for the Saint's ears, and then they came to a wetland!
While speaking, Gyro's iron ball accidentally fell into a puddle. He reached out to pick it up but found that the iron ball had disappeared out of thin air. At this moment, a girl in pink appeared not far away.
The disappeared iron ball also appeared in her hand, but the little girl didn't stop and ran away, so Gyro immediately chased after her on horseback.
“That direction is... it seems to be exactly the direction of the Corpse...!”
Johnny thought of this and directly asked Gyro.
“What do you think? Should I give her a nail bullet? I can hit her from this distance.” 】
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~JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Part 1: Phantom Blood Worldline~
"Is this the dark determination that Ringo was talking about? He's planning to kill a little girl with a nail bullet at the slightest disagreement."
Jonathan Joestar gasped slightly. Is this really a righteous character? He feels more like a villain than a villain...
~Cautious Hero World~
"Good! For safety's sake, he should give her a few nail bullets! After all, if there's no one around, she might be an enemy."
Ryuguuin Seiya nodded and agreed with Johnny's suggestion, but it wasn't cautious enough. He should try a few more shots.
The people outside the video were speechless at Johnny's idea. Isn't he a bit too villainous? You have to remember that you are a good guy.
【 But when Gyro heard this, he was slightly stunned. He didn't expect Johnny to be so ruthless, but he didn't want the little girl's life; he just wanted to get his iron ball back.
So the two of them could only chase after her on horseback. Just as they were about to catch up, the little girl climbed into a tree hole in a big tree!
Looking at this map, Johnny is very sure that the Saint's left ear is under the tree, and the Saint's right arm is not far away.
Then Gyro climbed into the tree hole and asked the little girl where his iron ball went.
When the little girl heard this, she took out two stones from somewhere, one golden and one shiny. Then she asked Gyro.
“You're not talking about the one that fell into the puddle, are you... Did you drop this one on the left or this one on the right?”
Gyro immediately became angry and grabbed the little girl.
“I don’t have time to play house with you. Quick, quickly take out my iron ball.” 】
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~Projection of All Worlds~
"Why does this process feel a little familiar?"
"Isn't this the fairy tale of the golden axe and the silver axe?"
~One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes World~
At this moment, the River God's expression was angry, and then he clenched his fists and said.
"I didn't expect that there would be someone robbing my business... a puddle, huh?"
Then the River God thought to himself, It seems that his business scope should be expanded even more. It can't be limited to rivers, and all wells and lakes should be included in the business scope.
【 The little girl's expression remained unchanged, and she took out the iron ball from a wooden box and put the three things into Gyro's hand: "You are really honest, so I'll give you all three."
Gyro ignored her and searched everywhere for the Saint's Corpse. Then he discovered! No matter what you throw out of the tree hole into the puddle, the little girl will ask if you dropped it, just like the River God.
As long as you answer honestly, you can get a fortune.
Then Gyro threw all the toilet paper and watches in his hand into it. As Gyro guessed, the little girl took out a large amount of cash and valuable, famous watches.
Then Gyro had a flash of inspiration and cut off the ears of the rabbit he hunted and threw them into the puddle. Sure enough, the little girl took out the rabbit's ears, and... the Saint's ears!
This ancient tree that has lived for thousands of years is actually one of the Devil's Palms. According to legend, the fairy of the golden axe and silver axe lives here, guarding the Saint's Corpse.
After a set of operations, Johnny got the Saint's ears, and Gyro got the right arm. The two brothers also made a lot of money along the way. Now they must leave quickly. If they delay for too long, they will have to fight the eleven pursuers. They are about to get on their horses.
But the girl suddenly stopped the two of them and finally said: "Everything you just took from here must be used up before sunset today."
“Use it up? What do you mean?” Johnny was about to ask, but Gyro urged him to leave, but he ignored him.
The girl didn't hide anything and directly told Johnny: "The money, gold, diamonds, and other valuables you just got, as well as the Saint's Corpse you finally got, must all be used up today."
“If you don't use it up before sunset, come and line up to become the fruit of the tree.”
The little girl pointed to the tree trunk above her head. Johnny looked up and was shocked. It turned out that it was densely packed with people!
If you don't use it up before sunset, you will become immortal like her and become a spirit-like existence. As long as one person is turned into fruit, the person at the very front will be freed.
“Now, my mom and dad are already in first place. As long as you finish and can’t use up all this money, I can leave this place with my mom and dad.”
After the little girl had finished speaking, Johnny was shocked to find that his fingers were starting to turn into wood. It seemed that she wasn't lying. 】
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~Projection of All Worlds~
"As expected, there is no free lunch in the world... You have to give something to get something."
"Money can be spent very easily, but what about the Saint's Corpse?"
"If he can't find a village before sunset, I'm afraid he won't even be able to spend the money in his hands, and he'll just wait to be devoured and become a spirit."
This moment also sounded the alarm for the people outside the video. As expected, the free stuff is the most expensive.
~One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes World~
At this time, the River God also received a call from the Goddess Nuwa.
"River God! What did you do? I've been getting a lot of complaints since early this morning... saying that there are safety risks and stuff."
At this time, the River God wanted to cry but had no tears. His reputation was ruined... Now, let alone wanting to expand his business! He's about to lose his job.
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(Translator-kun: Don't be mad at me about the River God tales... I don't know about the River God. If it's really in the dialogue in the Jojo or the Author, insert it...)
