Hamzah Al-Emad patreon

126 - Cursed Episode (Audio Only)

🕑 Added 2024-12-14 17:36:15 +0000 UTC

Comments

Amy

This is no longer true

Amy

Rip the Australian stereotype, I am also sober 🫥

flopdaughter

Audio only is so perverted

Rai

This guy gets me. And I him

aelah

yo i’m australian do you have a deep affliction for me

erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

boy talking about ur outfit we can’t see u should’ve uploaded a pic

erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

oh right. life. that’s right.

erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

just catching up before i unsub but what would u study?!

emily lin

hey hamzah it would be really cool if you and martin did an episode of you guys making music BAKA

rachel

Wya…

leena

bring claire and chase backk

leena

u need to listen to bladees whole discography starting from gluee

King bob

Yeah what the heck

Zafiro

No episode? :(

Alice Schacher

This was actually a very good episode bro no worries about the technical stuff. Also I’ll join the cult

Kaia

i ordered it on november 28th and i haven’t gotten any emails about it being shipped, i thought they were coming before christmas

Angelica

Even better, we should go back in time and take TikTok off the menu

Angelica

I think if you placed an order after December 3rd, it arriving in time for Christmas is not guaranteed. I’m afraid you’re gonna have to wait a few more days…

Kaia

hamzah why hasn’t my merch shipped please help😭

c

yeah it def is time to take tiktok out back and shoot it

syd

bro is apologizing like his life depends on it

Noemi davies

I love this, so true

Kate 🩷

is this AI generated

Amy

Amazon prime not even a thing in new zealand unfortunately

emily lin

thank you for your work 🥰

awesome guy!!! hello!

thankful to be able to listen to this in my cozy little home

hpthebiggestgoat

blasting bladee in the car by yourself is the best ngl

Lola Arrow

hamzah i think youd get a long w my new character, his whole thing is hes a lowk chill guy and really doesnt gaf abt anything

june

i genuinely enjoyed a plain jane audio only pod

Kasey

please post u hitting the nose vape i need to see that

ashleyn

im grading final papers while listening to this and i almost gave everyone a 0 cause i was so mad about the tiktok ban but then the meditation at the end really uplifted my mood and i will now be giving everyone 100's so thank you for saving the class i ta for's gpas!

kemora

You don’t have to apologize king

Cass

also stop telling us how far ur gym is from ur house, remember what happened with the korean spa

Cass

HAMZAH let me put you on cause i do know this lore. Bashar is actually an alien from the future that is channeled through that bald guy in the hawaiian shirt (his name is Daryl). He closes his eyes because he is channeling and it's not him talking, it's Bashar. Bashar is also Daryl from the future. He's been doing this thing for like 20 years. I can explain more but here is a start. I think you and Martin should do a Bashar bit since ur baldos rn lmao

farrah

you mentioning the name bashar was spooky😬

lyss

still waiting patiently for the next stardew video 😔

gab

Dang it

talia

did you listen while you were working 😭

Zoë Green

Do you like the song you get what you give by new radicals

Daniel McAbee

Enraged and delighted you kept all the visual references in the audio. You're blue balling us, bro

Evans

It’s okay Hamzah you tried

Sparkle Zaman

Babes you gotta save TikToks

liz ׂׂૢ

i played stardew while listening to this

eden

We need a quen and slushy noobz collab😩😩

shebami

Ur rlly not gonna save tik tok again?

shebami

Stockholm syndrooooome

eliza

No video got me missing your bald head hammer, I actually checked when you said "Look at this" (Hamzah). Please show us your crown king.

caroline

ok audio only is growing on me…

eliza

Bro is talking in character

Paige

Ho are you haunted 😭

emi

Listening with vape in hand sighhh

bloss

its okay !! :’))

khlowart

thats why i quit vaping, too many sweats (ive never been addicted)

miles

31:21 “look at this”…. TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg

bri

"since the end of the world is coming" girl dont scare me

zahrala123

Thank god i still have some cookies left to ice dude

David Celis

does he know

Rileigh

Poppers daughter or nose vape son

ravi

Thx for the extra chill ep I was almost crashing out everyday this week ❤️

ravi

Not u pretending to be a student for the discounts after pretending to be gay to get ur apartment 😭

slushertron5000

A stardew valley 2 hour long video would fix all ❤️

Sam

we listen and we don't judge

siennalunaaa

Everybody protest for this hamzah has such a calm voiceee

Alyssa🌹

I miss your bald head hamzah

kona

i was 😎

adelleine

we lost a travis episode omg😢😢

Angelica

Hamzah when will you make a guided meditation episode

adelleine

hamzah we not mad at you all is forgiven pls stop saying sorry

maja

hamzah please post that vid of u hitting the nose vape please and thank you 🙉

Sahalie Vivanco

wait do we send questions to the patreon messages or the insta 🤔

Angelica

Getting a break from looking at Baldzah is actually kind of calming

jahayza 𓊆ྀི❤︎𓊇ྀི

you know what hell yeah

chloe😛

i want red and blue content

kenzi

great news for u

kasia

the relaxation session at the end was actually really nice

etzel

same .

Rex Harrington

so this is what audio only listeners feel like💔

Isabel Gutierrez

hamzah we not not mad at youuuu

enyaalexis

pls drop the nose vape video

bea

Couldn’t have said it better tbh

Slader

My subscription ends before Christmas and I’m broke…

Zoë Green

I like the emotional convo talk, it’s cool to hear ppl talk about that stuff, would be cool to hear more

Hannah

FILIPINO MENTION🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

Benny

At long last, the awaited episode hath arrived. Fear not, noble Hamzah. Technology oft doth betray us time and time again. Let it be known, I partake in peppermint brew, whilst my toes doth bask free, savouring this merry podcast episode.

precious

IJBOL - i just busted out laughing 😭😭

erin dixon

the hairs wouldn’t leave the mattress as a reminder of your sins

cece

forgiven

Maritzaaa

It’s chill

Zafiro

Aw dang it it's okay dude no worries it's always fun listening to what you got to say :)

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

THEYRE LONGJOHNS

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

speak for self cause do

Espree _.1

Hamzah no one blaming you boy😭

ER 🐈‍⬛

no slushy noobz video in 6 days and now THIS??!! brother….

Catherine

please film an episode with the chravis wig again 😭😭😭

Nahomy

hamzah, we don’t mind ! thank you 😭

sabrin

Tyla style

kona

brother don’t you worry <3 thanks for uploading

Aitana

stop telling everyone about the scams u partake in ! did we learn nothing from the herman miller chair snitching. god bless u

Beth

I’m gonna get those thermals for my bf for Christmas thank you for the ideaaa LOL

khalia

we love and will watch/listen to anything u give us💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

yas

actually i feel bad you’re forgiven

Hannah

nose vape

yas

audio only 😔

camryn

Its ok no worries

vaeh

ur forgiven i GUESS

jen 𖦹₊ ⊹

by when do we have to submit the advice thing so he can read it? 🤓

kes

it’s okay hamzah!!

lois

u seriously have NOTHING to apologize for! u already do so much for us and r always so kind and giving to ur fans and inspire us all in ways u cant even begin to understand :3 none of this is ur fault and ty for treating us with the audio anyways!! we dont deserve u!!!

🐰

No worries 🫶🏼🫶🏼

Kyra R.

pls don’t feel so sorry it’s ok 😭🤍

meztli 🐞

thank you hamzah🙌🥸

vivi

Maybe this is a blessing in disguise im still avoiding watch the other vids because of ur baldness 😭

Zury ✨

Turbulence

Zury ✨

This sound like an audio book 🤓📚

sabrin

ash 🪼

at least now i can be productive thanks for helping me lock in

jullian

this and suctioning water out of patient's mouths >>>😇😇

dee

its okay we are still sat!!!!!!!!

vic

Clipper’s worst nightmare

poop Boy

you look so joyful in your profile pic it gives me hope for this World

vendelakine

currently listening at an empty parking lot in a rainy sweden 😻

erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

guys guuys guys

Gracie Staples

Girl we all struggling rn we will take what we can get. Thank you hamzah 🥰

autumn

Jumping for joy yayyyayy

Beyoncé Valero

It’s okay king, Imma eat this upppp

jebbie joober

yay:) thanks hamzah voice . i’ll see u on IG reels bro 🫡

emma

it's okay hamzah I am listening during my work shift RIGHT NOW! And I am very excited for whatever u have planned for Christmas yayayay

rene

DAMMIT I WANNA SEE THE LEGGINGS

Aciel 🩶

thats ok sweetheart shit like that happens

Addison

it’s okay pookie

rene

its okay hamiester

serena

No worries but I’ll accept a stardew vid as apology😇

bridget

WE MISSED YOU WEARING LONG JOHNS 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️💔

eden

thanks for the upload queen

lee

oh ok i see how it is

King bob

Okay fine I’ll eat this up 🙄

Grace Wert

Bro it is literally fine you gracing us with your existence is enough <3

alex

its ok sis we still love u

madi

I’ll forgive you just this once

elika 🤍

dont worry!!!

Angelina Nguyen

It’s ok!!! Don’t overcompensate u should enjoy the holidays urself!!

madi is cool

it’s okay hamzahsita don’t worry

Shawna Jones

im gonna lose it

lbbhmyria

it’s okay we love you still

cassie

u r doomed

jen 𖦹₊ ⊹

its ok dookie

Nooz

Also no rush or presh but if you ever wanna do a stardew valley episode again I welcome you

bri

i’m putting my listening ears on 😌🎧

Jordan🤸🏼‍♀️💗🫂

It’s ok king!

Gabriella

Hamzah its ok girl

Alicia Dalton

oh hamzah, i was looking forward to watching your beauty of earth and nature as you spoke about topics pertaining to the current economic and political state of the world right now.