Hamzah Al-Emad
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125 - Bald Bold and Beautiful
🕑 Added 2024-12-06 21:49:07 +0000 UTCI look ad sound very tired, the doctor is tired of seeing my bald ass, spotify wrapped, nettspend drop, ceo died, no more buying stuff, wawawa
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yaniwluv
Nettspend is from Virginia not North Carolina
hydrocodone
Why are episodes 55 and below not there ?
Adriana Hernandez
I HATE AI 😂 the AI podcast is so uncanny valley, I had to skip. Also AI is killing the planet
vvan
I’m going to a binge before I cancel my subscription. This is the best advice segment ever.
Beth
Oof I hope y’all do another meet and greet event sometime this year! Would love to meet yallll
Beth
Get you some castor oil from winners or beauty supply store for thinning hair! It’s so clutch
Carly Bisher
How do you submit stuff for advice?
Claudia
Alopecia twin let’s gooo 💖😂🤘🏻 fr you’re rocking the look
c
its crazy that u say that sometimes u need to realize things arent for u bc i was about to comment that with the having full on conversations over text thing. i am a fairly mentally ill individual, but i am working on being more social and the way i'm currently comfortable with doing that is by having conversations with people over text. it's legitimately the most social interaction i get aside from my college classes. it feels like it helps me move from a place of having not socialized for so long that i've forgetten how to speak, to a place where i am able to take my time and think out responses if i need that, but i am also given space to be witty and social and fun again, and learn how to be comfortable with that. i will say that i can recognize when someone has the texting philosophy that you do and i will obviously not text that person in that way, but i am so eternally grateful for the people around me who entertain that sort of conversation, as it has been able to pull me out of some dark shit.
jjay2real_
bald guy manifested nettspend
Ruth Nash
Martial did some crazy stuff with the law
Adam labean
Ballzah
Lisa
Because of the toxic idea that “men are always stronger and therefore can’t get abused especially by women” and “if a woman abuses the man it still counts as a ‘win’ for the guy” which is absolutely disgusting. It reminds of a boy in high school who opened up about being groomed and his friends were like “you’re so lucky” Like wtfff
Daisie Mae
COSIGN
Jess
When will Hamzah enter his activist era
leo!
one of the many reasons why I can’t get into him 😭😭
leo!
well said mo mo 🙌
mo mo 🦄
I recently shaved a little bit of my right eyebrow; and since - as far as what I think I look like - my eyebrows are a key part in my appearance, and any minor change to them was hard for me. but either waayy,,,, it felt like a sense of renewal that I’ve been needing. Changes are not only good, but they’re inevitable; but sometimes we need 2 know how to moderate the change in question. and look at it in a more general standpoint. And I say this because I feel similarly about these kinds of topics. 😎
mo mo 🦄
Whose guitars r those 😮
mo mo 🦄
Low taper fadeee
tessa
i feel lowk uncomfortable listening to nett as a 21 yr old i can’t believe martin doesn’t at 25 LOL
cece
new ep tdy right
alex
why being molested is so normal for men
Heather
Hamzah Joon, you're so wise for your age ❤️
taylor
Hamzah you know the ai sweet talk was working on you cmon
kemora
My first comment on the Patreon omg I’m so excited!!!
stunnem
bald
siennalunaaa
I need a light brown nap queen jacket fr
sofia
throwing away your kitchen stuff but buying that gahdamn screenshot 😭
Veronica Minuti
im used to the baldness but not at the same time, but it's slaying
Gracie
Love you hamzie I’m poor and gotta unsubby. This was the best month of my life
sam 🎈
I feel extra special now knowing that quen be lurking on here too, hamzah and quen collab when? (hamzah hit her up 🤓)
desiree
also wanna say yall cooked cuz it was super organized no kai cenat tom foolery going on there
desiree
i wish i asked to see ur bald heads at the meet and greet
alexandra
i need to watch that consumerism documentary like rn
nina
good to be back after a couple of months
sam🌟
hamzah describing face masks that turn you into someone else while him and Martin sold masks like that is so 😭😭😭 boy we know what face masks r
brooke
This is an account for My friend Vic and I
brooke
He reads comments
brooke
Im new here Im the new kid
brooke
I paid for this
Beth
Got a peek at Martin’s face with Santa suit he had a resting bitch face it was funny LOL
Beth
So sad couldn’t take a pic w yall td cuz I got too cold after a few hours 😭 but I’ll see y’all during the competition on the 21st YAYY. Also saw Claire and Chase td which was niceee
yza yza
this is awesome thank u
hollzino
RIGHT
hattie j
baldzah bias 💞
Jack
so he watched a documentary on consumerism and immediately threw away a bunch of durable goods that could've been donated or given to someone else?
Wbknz13
The gift advise is soo real, as much as I appreciate the candle/lotion/fuzzy sock gift givers, I would much rather have one thing I actually would really use
goby !!
i like baldzah guys
bri
just listened to first 55 secods of that nettspend album... there's absolutely no way hamzah is being serious
siennalunaaa
Where do we send a message for Hamzah to read during podcast?
zia 🩷
love u baldzah
Madison giraldo
omg I have having that weird headache too. Its behind my right eye though instead of my left. Every time I move my head and i’ve had it since Sunday
Karly m
Baldzah
vvan
Apparently Spotify laid off a lot of people and used AI to create this years wrap. It’s sucks
Blaise
Taking some of Trixie Mattell and Katya nachos
andreea
lol thank you for responding to my advice, glad to be a part of the nettspend-union worker-amazon prime conversation 🙏🏻 really solid effort at reading all of that aloud very glad to also know the first thing people associate with romania is andrew tate, bald ass fucking kid 😍
Bri
I had the exact same headache issue and after tons of scans it turned out to be dehydration lol just had to up the water intake
Fay Echo
Amazon Prime takes two weeks to get to where I am 🥲 but so does everything else.
chloe😛
subscribed just to see your bald ahh head 😇
Madeleine Harragan
rap at 14 mins gives I'm from Brooklyn that's alright
Benny
Baldy baldy over there whats it like to have no hair is it hot or is it cold IDK cos im not bald
erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚
i send memes to the ooc ig 😔
maya
Hold on....i see the vision....
kenzi
bros acting like it’s OUR fault 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵
hollzino
for some reason u dont even look bald its so funny the shadow of your hair looks like a buzz cut but PLEASE do a bleach blonde buzzcut once it grows out
perla
hamzah hair can’t grow with a dirty ah scalp wash ts bro
Fay Echo
The headaches are because you played with the ouija board.
bri
hello does anyone know what that documentary about consumerism on netflix is called?
Kylee
13:20 as someone that had moved like 4 times in the last 5 years, I am detached to worldly things 😂 jk but I’m trying to have a car full of boxes, tops!!
laura
bald looks beautiful on you
King bob
Bad ASS FUCKING kid. Just because you don’t wanna say it :)
christeen 🎧
There’s no way u think netts new album is aoty when cold visions, psykos and boy dropped this year… (I haven’t listened to it yet)
jade
literally an nft
Emily P.
hamzah would u come to the DMV be honest
jen 𖦹₊ ⊹
actually i paid $5 for this podcast so wtvr.
jen 𖦹₊ ⊹
$60.. for a screenshot..?
Sarah
This was the most beautifully bold bald shit ever, I needed it!
annie 🌟
actually nett is from richmond va 🙄🙄
alayna
i know your head is so cold now,,, you should’ve done this in the summer
yas
also pls shampoo your head don’t joke about that 😟
violet
Mine says that too
blyth
hope ur ok tho with the headache
blyth
why do you look as if ur bald😂
tristin
nett is from VA
Kaia
hamzah when are the orders from the first night of merch drop shipping? i keep checking and it still just says preparing shipping
precious
the wildin out comment got me crying LMAOOOO
audrey👼🏼
absolutely legendary 2024 spotify wrapped😂😂😂😂
Madi B
Hahahahaha I’m dead
Anthony
HAMZAH😈 your 2024 Spotify wrapped😼
Maddie
Noo you absolutely need to shampoo your bald head, it will accumulate too much oil… not good
cande
whats ur favorite song from nett’s album bro
bridget
Pls shampoo ur head Boy you’ve experimented enough
Ket
the text portion is so real literally going through that
sierra
but hamzah what if my ikea french press is incredible for making herbal tea with loose herbs ?
Wbknz13
29:52 “did you guys see how I didn’t stutter or skip” after tumbling through that whole paragraph 😭
Slader
Is the title supposed to be two truths and a lie?
shebami
Omg I beg u draw on a goatee and remake the “you was in the club” video once it gets to buzz cut length
alexa
Hamzah please shampoo your head, it’s probably smelly and you don’t even realize
alyssa 𐙚
mama a dandruff takeover ahead of you
shebami
Heyyyyyy spookyyyyy
Ashlie Mason
terrible excellence got the serpents in my section
raniya
DUDE! I saw it too it was so good I feel like it’s all stuff I “know” but it’s like a sleeper agent in my brain till I watch a documentary that kicks it into the front of my brain
yas
the way the story swipe ups are stressing you out 😭😭
ash 🪼
can you guys play tattletail plz just in time for christmas!!! 🙏
Elizabeth
Boy I swear you did not buy a $60 screenshot 😪
amalia
“I’m trying to limit on my cussing….” 5 mins later “we in this bitch together”
brya
hamzah i love u bro i love ur bald head i never make fun of you ever every time u bring ppl making jokes ab u i feel so bad bc grrr why tf is everyone so rude like no one knows when to stop
makenna
Mine was skipping class or beach leak😸
makenna
What was ur fav nett song off the album….
melonjouce
my bald king 🙏🏻
yas
Amazon prime hate to see you coming 😭
Aurora
And you did this to me during finals week. I’m LUCKY I got through this😔
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
Hehehe hohoho
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
You bought …🙁 a screenshot….🙁
janelle
are you learning how to play the bass and guitar or something?
Tony
nett album was album of the century btw
jebbie joober
anyone know what netflix show he’s talking about??
Ashlie Mason
jk
Ashlie Mason
greatest album ever made? what about cold visions?
Shi
Baldzah and baldtin
Elana
I’d rate it 5/10 Wanner a very enjoyable experience 😞😞😞
ashleyn
so when i replied to ur insta story the other day and said "it could be worse it could be nettspend" i forgot that u were actually a nettspend fan and i would like to apologize for that...
Ashlie Mason
martin asked I’m crying
Hhiley
Hamzah you actually have a very nice head shape and the hairline isn't even that bad 🕺 go off king
asmaa
I think you’re lying
asmaa
Are you a nettspend fr or for fake I can’t tell
Angelica
I had a friend in highschool who had alopecia, also from Arabia, last time I saw him his eyelashes were gone but he still had hella curls!
khalia
wash and oil your head….
Zafiro
Man I can tell you're dizzy hope your head is okay
natalya
whoever says hamzah doesn’t look good bold is lying k
Zury ✨
Thats not the vibe STOP
Teagan
are you being serious about liking nettspend
Zafiro
Lemme get a close up of that bald head wanna count the follicles
lane
in a school lockdown rn but the hamzah grind never stop 🙏
gen
emphasis on beautiful 😍
Emily
wait i see the vision w the bald
LBERK
freddie dredds studio
haylay
omg i have alopecia aswell we’re both bald and bold and beautiful thank you for your kind words
Isaacisthebest
Hold on why are u serving
By natalee
the Buy Now documentary was wild, I connected with her ass on LinkedIn.. we need to take down corpos preying on us
kinsbot
i love paying 5 dollars a month to listen to ur bald headed ass ponder about ur ball sack on gawd /srs Why are we mad at Hamzah /srs
amannynadya
talking about ballsack when looking like one rn is crazy. bro
Natalie
hamzah I get cervicogenic headaches and yours sound like mine
bunny
you caressing your bald head in the beginning...
luana rodrigues
I also thought it was a dream till i woke up the next morning😃
Beth
Oh okay I should've watched before I commented LMAOOO see you tomorrow!
Claudia
6:16 there’s no way this is true LMAOO WHAT
LBERK
left ball sack in a green hoodie talking to himself xx
By natalee
why do you have so many guitars now
cadence
the security lady doing that does NOT seem right at all wtf
mcsnizzle
BALD! BALD! BALD! 😂😂🤣 sorry hamzah
LBERK
enjoy
val
Requesting the ball touch is crazy
Liz Rodriguez
tomorrow’s my birthday!! i’m pretty sad i won’t be able to go to the meet n greet because i’m not in Canada 😭 but whoever’s going have fun!!😼
taliah gray
Asking for a ball touch is insane
ravi
There’s always something so eerie about young bald men but slay queen
steph
obligatory bald comment
amannynadya
this is an ashamed admission
moleypie
i forgor you’re bald
amannynadya
GLOVELESS SHE CHECKED UR BALLS??????
Lex
let me get one last laugh in real quick: 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Zafiro
Oh my god he's bald and concussed 🙄
selene 🎧
LFMAOSOOSIS
selene 🎧
shaved and everything is crazy
gabriella piscani
buddy u can dilute apple cider vinegar with water and use that to wash yo bald ass. a lot of no poo people use that just to disinfect and soothe the follicles and it's good for hair growth alledgedly
Amy
U can take DHT blockers for male pattern baldness
alexa
cant believe this is my life 😭
amannynadya
I was in the top 0.001% of 6 FEET listeners
Nooz
idk i like the head
Zafiro
if you don't shampoo ure gonna get dandruff BAD wash again please
c
NO ONE TOLD YOU TOO😭😭
Zury ✨
Boosie fade
Addison
looking good baldy
zahrala123
thank god u dropped this right before my hour drive home
ash 🪼
sighed so loud hearing you talk abt being naked at school. it's been a minute bro 😞
Lucy
Hey y’all
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
quit scratching that bald head boi
Zafiro
I saw bald in the notification and knew it was baldzah
jullian
bald and beautiful 💚
soph
and who decided to go bald? 😑
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
YAY!
Beth
I was looking forward to the bald solo podcast all week lesgooo
sarah
shining bright like a diamond 💎
Alyssa
First you and Martin look like Trixie and katya and now you steal their podcast name wowwww
haley
Ooc podcast + sims
jess ⁺₊ ♱ .ᐟ
i keep forgetting ur bald but it’s okay u still look good
arielle
no but it’s the way u really truly are bald and beautiful to me💚
Zury ✨
Is the intro gonna be bald too?
Beth
HAMZAHH I wanna come thru TMRW I'm still on the wait-list! Does that mean it's sold out ?? ;((
brigida
PAPII
Courtney!
Hi bald❤️
Claudia
omg I forgot you were bald
evelin
forgot you were bald
autumn
Yippeeeeee
Leilany Cruz
Yall need to change the intro characters to be bald…
haylay
good morning from australia it’s 7:58 am
olivia rodrigo
caption is me when i go to the gyno
ellaerin
bald head shining and keep it held high because you can be a light in the darkness 😇🥲
Elana
I’m pooing but I’ll still watch
jay cee houke
ain’t that right
Alexia V
hey handsome! new musician vibe???
manda
bald baddie
alyssa <3
[funnyface]
Izabella 🐞✨🪷
Dang I’m in Walmart
Teagan
your bald head is awesome i think
BiggyDeeZ
I’ve been waiting for this one ☝🏽
Teagan
hello all
Angelica
Was waiting for this baldy
Barbie
Triple B 🙏🏻
selene 🎧
happy friday!
LBERK
just got hit with a wave of emotions seeing the bald head in new settings
emma
I'm actually fw the bald head like
cait
big bald beautiful mama
Ale banana buns
finally I can clean my house with something to listen to 🤗
