Hamzah Al-Emad
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122 - The Jade Room
🕑 Added 2024-11-15 23:41:59 +0000 UTCMartin and Mandys are on their romantic get away, I'm watching Wild Robot in the jade room. Taylor is taking over Toronto, John Krasinski is sexiest man.
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Magnum Opus
Skibidi
emily lin
hamzah you have such original experiences
chloe
ok i like stardew valley so make a whole Series until you can’t do it anymore
samya
i loveeee abbott elementary, it doesn’t feel like a rip off of the office!
Alyssa
We love Stardew come onnnn
Mariana L
watched this on the treadmill #winterarc
FullyFran
wonderful intro
earl grey
“most people in men are jail” -hamzah
Joseph Shepherd
Yes please please please we want more stardew
jjay2real_
would you ever play twd game?!?
emily
thank you for the advice! #pickingMyOwnPath! i’m going to be a marine biologist and live my life!! amazing hailey welch impression
savana
I love the stared pleaseeee keep playyingggg
grecia😛
hamzah discovers sitcoms😭
Maja
Hamzah have you watched arcane season 2 yet???
Zafiro
I second this heavy please play Detroit becomes human please
izzy
do u guys think he has a timer to know when to start talking after the intro or does he play the song before talking .. asking the iimportant questions here..
Gracie
will you please oh please play Life is Strange or some story game like Detriot Become Human on here?? I fuck with podcasts but a gaming series would be fun. Or a multiplayer story game w you and Martin <3
B
Wait whaaaat
Vianca Li
are you excited for the 3rd act of arcane next week? act 2 has me fweaking tf out im scared dude...
Brodie B
hamzah pls stop liking corn on instagram reels, it pains me to see your name in the likes
Lilian
i need to know hamzah's thoughts on this season of arcane it's insane
asmaa
About elementary is really good I think the office was kinda the first of its kind of made a genre of it’s own
Kyra R.
just live your life guys i lvoe you 💜
Bianca B
😭🥺 I’d like to know too lol
simyussi
Honestly is alot of work to be committed to someone it's not just "oh were dating hehe I love you" there's alot of compromising your time and personal enjoyment. Which sounds easy to compromise but it's not something to rush into to find "the one". That person will come when they come if anyone is feeling like they are missing out.
Angelica
Hamzy hammie hazma hamh mamzah haaa
Madi
Hamzah ….. serious question don’t block me! Do you have black friends 😭? This is a real question.
Olivia!
Hamzah, I’m telling you we do not care if Red is purring too loud or if you need to cuddle him. In fact, I think we’d all love to hear more of his purrs and perhaps even see some more cuddles.
donnaa
boba eyes
Erica Leoncini
u read homo deus ??? what’d you think
donnaa
i think you would love the movie isle of dogs
desiree
naked man hot tub time heals the soul
Alyssa
Red is so cute I’m happy he is here
vvan
I always look forward to watching you on my 15min break
Beth
Also wish my kitties were are cuddly as urs 🥹
Beth
Now I'm craving Bibimbap, even though I had some yesterday
Beth
This. 😭 BUT I rlly wanna go to a $20 fkn Korean spa tf I bet its so chill
Beth
I'm in Toronto if you and martin hand delivered me the merch I woulda been so hypedddd?!
caitlin
please post more stardew its my fav game and i love seeing you play!!
alex
advice segment is the best thing ur adhd makes me angry af but i love how in the end u still manage to actually give something back
Charlie Mckenna
my merch came today love it sm really good fit
zia 🩷
red is too cute 😞💗
liana
we love stardew
precious
me shouting at the phone TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS when you tried to remember 😭😭 but you pulled through
Ace
I LOVE THE STARDEW
Khepri Lain
hamzah i fucking love the stardew please do it forever and ever
makaela
i get so sad when i see a toronto date and not a vancouver one cuz we are on opposite sides plsss come to both !
sofí
jinx hater you will not survive the winter. vi is lesbian jesus though so you get a pass
sofí
i liked this advice segment it reassured me of my decision to apply to a liberal arts college in nyc and pursue a useless degree. all undergrad degrees r like oversaturated now anyways and its vibes
ella
MORE STARDEW PLEASE HAMZAH
miley
50 seconds in & he’s already talking about bidets
Lucy
Jake Paul won what the freak
maya
I already commented this last week but Hamzah have you played the new life is strange?
maya
I love watching these when I come home drunk from the club to sing me to sleep and then I take melatonin
caroline
the gorgina view is back 💗💗
yizhuos
NOOO omg i appreciate u so much. it’s been amazing i’m 25 and fly but tysm for the birthday wish 🥺🤍
serena
i've been wanting to go to a korean spa! there's a 24 hour one near me and they serve MEALS. omg thanks hamzah i'm gonna ask my friends to go now :)
rachana
Oi
serena
omfg not you pooping iron bars
esme
lap cat
christeen 🎧
sry 2 disappoint I am NOT hamzah but happy birthday!!! hope it was spectacular and fantastic
yas
red just looking up and absolutely admiring you while you yap is so ☹️☹️☹️🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Lex
Hamzah you ruined my life with stardew. I started playing after watching you and i stayed up for like 24 hours playing and missed some homework assignments and ruined my sleep schedule 😭 ive been behind on everything since you bastard.
Vara
need to see blue and red interact with fish and carl
Lex
Hamzah, i feel you, i have to research everything before i buy it to make sure im getting the best item at the best price, my husband however will just order the first thing he sees and it kills me
Lola Arrow
yes, i am enjoying the stardew vids sm, i bought the game bc of you, no regrets
Alexa
Pitch black poop is crazy
rayna
MORE STARDEW MORE STARDEW
Preeths
"most people in men are jail" 48:01
misterchronicles
more stardew valley bro please
zahrala123
!!!
yas
john krasinski being sexiest man of the year was long overdue
Abby
Hamzah why did u get so excited over awkwafina…
chonk3y_monkey
You should’ve won sexiest man alive, you were so close!
Gummy Bear
I always wondered what kind of slushynoobz content or whatever hasnt seen the light of day. The hand delivered merch story is crazy to me 😭😭
char
I REALLY REALLY ENJOY THE STARDEW EPS PLS MAKE MORE 🙏🙏🙏
ellie
i am also sick twin
bunny
stoppp thats so funny i saw the dyson v15 at the department store earlier this week so i've also been randomly researching about it lol
Hamzah Al-Emad
😭😭😭😭
luana rodrigues
No im crying at 48:00 “most people in men are jail”😭😭
Inc
Also $20 spa???? I need the name pls
eustakia
heavy on the research before u buy thing i will literally spend like 4-5 hours doing a deep dive before purchasing a literal 0.5 mm pen or something
Ms.tootie3
Did u drink sikhye after the sauna it feels so good
Inc
Single without shame. I like that. Bc wth it’ll be my time when it’s my time😌
ravi
Tell red I said purr
alana
instead of out of character this patreon should be called hamzahs hive
aneya
thank u friend <3
aminah ౨ৎ ⋆｡˚
i have an apple
Ashlie Mason
Mind u I just started the podcast
Zafiro
I remember I replied to you once about something funny u said u will be missed frien
aminah ౨ৎ ⋆｡˚
the drewification of hamzah
E
Get a girlfriendddd ?
alexa
I am the said ‘chronically single’ …thank you for the advice Hamzy❤️ And pleased to learn you love Vi as well, muscular lesbians will always be the most badass
jahayza 𓊆ྀི❤︎𓊇ྀི
check ig dms !!
Zafiro
Aaaawww little Red love that guy
alyssa 𐙚
and whooo was the slushy that had their merch hand delivered by hamzah and martin and didnt gaf 😭😭
alyssa 𐙚
the sick brain was indeed jumping out a bit mama but thx for the episode 🩷
aneya
i am a chronic spender and i cannot afford this patreon no more… i’ll only return when i become stinkin rich or severely mentally unwell. but as of right now i’m broke and only mildly mentally ill. this patreon was in the background whilst i learnt how to crochet for the first time and when i was avoiding all my housemates in university. no one cares about any of this but i speak to very few ppl and i feel like shouting into the void sometimes. helloooo anyone thereee bahahaha no but rlly
bunny
ure so funny
ash 🪼
martin needs to come back soon you can't be roleplaying as haliey welch im sorry 🫤
ravi
what the hell u went to a spa in the backrooms
marilyn
I think /I/ should be the sexiest man alive but whatever it’s fine
lee
thanks hamzah, now i have something to entertain me at the gym😼
elle literacy
tysm i’m glad my year of korean lessons could be of service
HJ
poop talk within the first minute is this a record?
Zafiro
I looove a fun fact this was a great one
ravi
hair is looking very voluminous today
Alice Schacher
LITTLE RED IS SO CUTE
Zafiro
I've never been happy with the sexiest man alive winners I never really know who they are and to me they're just a dude
Sarah Marie
real af
Aciel 🩶
are you and martin going to continue playing bully? i loooove that game, i've beat it more than 10 times lol so it's fun watching both of u play for the first time
liliana
loving this background
emma
omg I've been binging episodes while working on assignments and I refresh and see this WOOHOOOOO!!!
elle literacy
fun fact the g/k sound in korean is somewhere in between how we say it in english so the romanisation for the same word can be different. thats why you see gimbap and kimbap but they’re the same thing
Ken Choun
watch abbott ! its genuinely good !! they use the office format well
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
I have a pen
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
Truee 😋
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
STOP THE COUNT
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
Well I think you should’ve won but that’s okay I guess …
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
Twin I’m wearing the same sweater 😊
yas
Red’s purring ☹️
ash 🪼
this is how i find out rupaul is in hitpig
Sandra Chetouane
My Tunisian grandma named Jouda looked over my shoulder and called you handsome so seize the day… big deal
marilyn
genuinely proud of your stardew progress it’s harder than people think… praying u finish the CC 💜
Zury ✨
i like my hamzah drippy bruh
ash 🪼
red is always up to something im starting to think blues camera shy
casey
thnx hamzah…very cool.
erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚
that spa sounds like the afterlife
Nooz
Hamzah I will go on my knees to beg for another stardew valley episode
l i l y
WE WANT STARDEW !!!!!🔥🔥🔥
Zafiro
Ppap? Pen pineapple apple pen? 🖋️ 🍍 🍎
marilyn
i LOVE the stardew tbh it was the reason i subbed and i do not regret it 💜
elle literacy
what is leeching the iron from your man bones that makes y’all reach for these pills
elle literacy
my friend said he took a bunch of iron pills to “catch up” then had severe intestinal/abdominal pain all night
yas
The wid robot is so good 🥺
Hamzah Al-Emad
What does that mean
gavin
Yes stardew valley every single day thank you
elle literacy
my friend (also a man) also overdosed on iron pills this week.. what is in the water (not iron probably)
Zafiro
I enjoy the Stardew yes :)
trinadee
thank you hamzah i am so excited
jebbie joober
i have to take slow release iron pills or else i get frickin constipated
cj
blast in my what????
marilyn
I was just hoping you’d post im bored as hell thanks king
marilyn
I’m working when I’m supposed to be off I will be watching this ON THE CLOCK!
alexa
Finally, so I can pregame the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight
Zury ✨
best way to end the day thank u king
cj
tea
alanni
SO SLUSHED 💆♀️💆♀️💆♀️
emma
hamzah i’m in toronto! not for taylor tho
Sherlyn Roman
Poopy loopy doopy
dani
eating a triple dipper rn , can’t wait to get home and watch happy friday queen !
Zury ✨
hamzah they just changed it!! you’re the sexiest man of 2024 now!
steph
not now hamzah the mike tyson jake paul watch party just started
Zafiro
Man I like this guy
Mason
it is time
ash 🪼
waiter! waiter! more stardew please!!
Izabella 🐞✨🪷
I deal with low iron and iron pills make me feel so sick all the time I had to get iron infusions ☹️
ollie
hamzah vs 90 chicken mc nuggets when?
Ashley Endean
Rahhhh posted right before my shift!!!! See you later
Mariana L
im really liking this little corner setting
paige
i love nothing more than when you open the episode with a song
dee
the wild robot was so good…
Izabelle Tewolde
Saved my friday
bayli
why didn’t they interview you for sexiest man alive? kinda rude
tristin
Yayayya
Zafiro
Weekly yap so happy
Iman Abbas
YAYYY
Emily Espinoza
currently also wearing the best most comfy merch ever created
dee
woah! 😲
Gabby!!
My last podcast cuz i’m broke💔 lobe u hamzah
sabrina
deleted social media so this is how i’m keeping up with the trends
kaden
salutations slushies 😶🌫️
yas
the intro singing felt like a threat fr
autumn
Needed this thank u
Izabella 🐞✨🪷
Blast in my what!
erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚
hamzah for sexiest man 2024
Deema
Yaaay
audrey👼🏼
thank you king i needed this
Laila
Hiii
yizhuos
hey hamzah it’s my bday can u say hbd to me
Natalie 👻
I was waiting til our king came
maddy flynn
Have a good weekend Hamzah enjoy
j
yay yay yay
zoey
the taylor propaganda
Izabella 🐞✨🪷
This is all I needed today!
Lucy
I’m making banana bread bro
selene 🎧
happy friday
yas
Yayayayy
ash 🪼
he's singing again oh goodie 🥰
King bob
You look same same but diff with the stash
King bob
Red
